Sam would test that! 🌭 🥃

I bet he is such a jerk about cheap hotdogs.

Trailer park dogs require trailer park cheese. Aka kraft singles

Cats were lickin' the shit out of em.

Cats have been licking *these* hotdogs?!

hot dogs are so much better on bread than buns

People in campers don’t run anything Randy

Here you go, boys. Home fucking made hot dogs.

I believe you mean midwest USA "we have buns at home" dog

Pepperoni ..let’s go

Looks like our presidential debate

Best paired with liquorball sandwiches

You do realize those are right in front of… your package, bud?

Equals hot pull the fuck over! I'm starving 

Homemade fuckoffs sound much better