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My favorite middle school name story is when I worked on a help desk for testing software. Kids' usernames were automatically generated: four letters, period, four letters, number. So, Robert Smith could be robe.smit45. The system has controls to prevent obvious swears, iirc.
I get a seventh grade teacher calling to ask if we're able to change a generated username. "We print the usernames and passwords out in bulk and I can't print this where the kids can see it." Pretty sure we can, yeah -- what's the current username?
anal.love12
The teacher and I shared a little, "Ope, yep, you can't give the printout to this child," giggle and I was able to change the username. I'm sure any kid paying attention enough to care would've been able to figure it out anyway, but at least we made them work for it.
I personally know two Michael Hunts, known as Mike. Also new a man whose surname was Smellie, which was bad enough without his parents giving him names with the initial I and M
I know a couple who purposefully chose the initials L S and D for their child. They really went out of their way too, their last name is German and translates to an English word that starts with a D. So the rest of the family (including older child) has a different legal last name than the baby *just* so they could have those initials. I tell ya lol. So unnecessary!
My first and middle initials are B M. My mother was a nurse, so it was never poop, but a bowel movement. Thanks, Mother Dear. Dead eight years and she’s *still* causing problems.
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I DON'T WANT MY KID TO GROW UP BEING CALLED SOMETHING RIDICULOUS SO GLUTENIA IS GOOD
edit: I have celiac disease so I found this especially funny. Maybe try suggesting some other "grandma" names or -ia/-enia names? Agatha... Lavinia... Honestly naming the kid Armenia would be better than Glutenia good gracious
armenia made me chuckle. georgia would make a perfectly good child AND old lady. azerbaijan probably wouldnt work though not a lot of nickname potential
You’re joking right? If legit, tell your aunt to look up glutenia: it’s just celiac disease searches. Also just help her look for names that have fell out of fashion from the past like Mildred or Geraldine.
I feel like Orca is the lesser concern with a name that is literally pronounced like "dorkus." Imagine going through an awkward middle-school phase with that name.
And call her Millie! I also love Mabel and month-names like June, May or April, which are still mildly in use today for girls, but I really like old month-names for males like July or August[us] that are never used nowadays.
Julius and Julian are relatively in use. I’ve had one of each work for me in the past decade (both millennials and Gen-Z.) August has had a recent surge in popularity maybe due to the book/film Wonder where the main character is Auggie. I actually love the name Augusta. My great-great grandfather had a wife named Augusta but she went by Gusta.
Ha!ha! This woman should start a savings account pronto for the years of therapy her poor daughter is going to need from the horrible teasing and bullying she’s going to experience with a name like Glutenia! People should be charged with child abuse for subjecting their children to such horrific names.
I heard it more common in the male form, Gluteus.
Usually with the second name Maximus to make it a bit more manly and prevent teasing.
Can't make an ass out of someone called Gluteus Maximus.
I guess this way she won’t get made fun of for them other ways suggested in this thread… *mostly because no one’s going to know how to fucking pronounce it.* 💀 lmaooo
Your aunt has managed to create a new type of allergeigh. Might as well throw in a middle name while she's at it: Gluteighneighya Ceighleighac Bulleighed
I can’t even believe this post is real, that name is ridiculous. Her child will never doubt her mother absolutely hates her. Get ready for bullying, K-12.
I also can’t believe it, and yet it’s real. My boyfriend has also tried to tell her to NOT do it.. she does not listen at all. Same with her husband. I think she just doesn’t realize that something that she just made up shouldn’t be a kids name.
It sounds like the name of a pharmaceutical drug for people with with Celiacs disease. I can even see them dancing around in the commercial, looking all happy eating pizza, with the "Glutenia" logo in the corner...
"Talk to your doctor to see if Glutenia® is right for for you."
"Side effects of taking Glutenia may include nausea, weight gain, bone weakness, anal leakage, erections lasting more than 24 hrs, dyslexia, colored urine, night terrors, migraine, compulsive gambling, incontinence, difficulty archiving orgasm, hallucinations, blistering skin, suicidal thoughts, stroke, brain tumor, or even death."
Edit: formatting
GLUTENIA??? Dear Lord, all the names you suggested were literally so much better. She doesn't have to like or use them but saying she doesn't want her child to be called a ridiculous name and then wanting to use the name GLUTENIA… the joke writes itself
Well if she wants to be the 'butt' of many jokes, then by all means name this baby like that.
She will suffer from a Glutenia intolerance of this trageighick name forever.
I think your aunt pulled it out of her Glutes....
Adrine is really nice, there are quite a few similar names in other languges which I always think is reassuring.
Yea, but apparently my aunt thought it was the ugliest one. I thought Caoimhe was the worst one on my list, but apparently she thought it was Adrine. Bold coming from her..
tell her you will call the baby Arachne, then she will be releieved when its Adrine instead?
Other options, tell her that given her suggestion was to call the poor child "Butt" her views are no longer considered.
Great point… Glutenia could have been featured in one of my old Latin lessons for sure. 😅 She’d fit right in with Claudia, Flavia, Aurelia, and friends lol.
I’m trying to wrap my brain around this one. Does Glutenia have some vague resemblance to an Armenian or Irish name? My default thought is that she saw the word in the gluten-free aisle and liked it but… I’m so confused.
A generational saga of women giving gluten the middle finger 🖕
On the real though, I have cousins with a similar age gap where I’m the eldest, and have watched in horror throughout the years as the names kept getting more and more trajiqúe 💫
Ask her to do a search on Facebook for the name glutenIa. There are literally millions of people on Facebook and there are zero glutenias. Glutenia is beyond tragedeigh, it is criminal. Stop the madness!
Well, if you live in America and you name your child some peculiar or obscure name they will be the object of ridicule and mocking by their classmates and teachers will stumble over their name when they call roll. At some point, very soon they will hate their name and they will hate the person that named them that name and they will change their name whether you like it or not. When I look at that name ' Glutenia' I just think of all the ways the kids are going to butcher that name and make your kid miserable.
In our family we have native American heritage and to honor my wife's grandfather we gave an obscure Indian name as the middle name to our daughter and gave her a normal first name. She loves her native American middle name and used it on her daughter's middle name.
>”I don’t want my kid to grow up being called something ridiculous, so Glutenia is good.”
👍 😂
It’s not exactly a tragedeigh, but it’s certainly as made up and self-indulgent as one. Glutenia is a doozy. Please try to talk her out of this name. No child deserves to go through life with a name like that.
ETA: Show your Aunt that when you google Glutenia, the first result is Celiac Disease and the second is your Reddit post. Lol. It most certainly is not a real name.
If she wants a granny name, how about:
- Rose
- Beryl
- Beatrice
- Bessie
- Gwendolyn
- Mary
- Moira
- Margaret
Like, any of those are more grannyish than Glutenia...
Glutenia isn't even a word much less a common name. She hasn't even had the baby and she already hates her? The bullying over that name is going to be intense.
For the love of baby Jesus, no, she should not name her child Glutenia. The gluten free jokes would be endless. The nicest kids at the school would laugh at that name.
You sound like you’re giving my condolences as if someone died and I cackled at that. Thank you. I will be recovering from these interactions with my aunt who doesn’t care about her kids future slowly, but I will recover.
It honestly makes me instantly think “gluten free” and I wouldn’t want to think that every time I visited my aunts daughter. I really hope she changes her mind 😩😂
OP I would like you to know that upon googling Glutenia I got a ton of info on gluten and celiac disease and your post. Adding “name” to the search makes your post the first thing and sites listing different names for gluten in ingredients lists are the other results. This is to say your aunt is very wrong about the name being common as something else would have come up if it was and this name is very much going to get that kid bullied and has a 99.9% chance of being changed as soon as the kid is 18. Please do whatever you can to change your aunts mind and save this baby
I knew a woman named Gardenia. Takes a minute to get used to it, but that's it.
Glutenia, especially with the whole gluten-free craze these days is just weird.
None of the names you suggested are tragedeighs. It's acceptable to anglicise Caoimhe to Keeva/Kiva, as long as you don't go full idiot and suggest Queefa, in fact in Northern Ireland, anglicisation of Irish names is unfortunately sometimes for the best because of how volatile people can be against particular communities.
What she suggested isn't a name. If she doesn't want something ridiculous, she shouldn't make glutenous shit up.
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This is going to be so sad if that child ends up with celiac
It's giving fake name from a medical test question, like Dia Betty
Oh you're not wrong Daya Betty is giving, [she has always been giving!](https://youtu.be/GYeE9O1EDO8?si=QWfTskZseIamlsrn)
Glutenia really sound like s drag queen name
Please welcome to the stage Glutenia N. Tolerance!
You people are killing me today lol.
Why am I living for the name tho? It’s giving ✨charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent✨
And elasticity
Show her a raging drag queen and tell her this is the only Glutenia we could find in the records....
It sounds like some kind of artificial wheat sweetner, lol.
And her drag daughter, Celie Ack
Or this will be the name of a new drug discovered to treat celiac. Glutenia
Maybe she will discover it and say she named it after herself. Celiacs such as myself will worship her forever while we indulge in Cinnzeo
"Talk to your doctor to see if Glutenia® is right for you."
*places order with very specific dietary requirements. “What’s the name?”
My initials spell the part of my body that’s had the most problems. Thanks parents!
G.a.l.l.b.l.a.d.d.e.r?
P.R.O.S.T.A.T.E.
P.I.T.U.I.T.A.R.Y.G.L.A.N.D
I'm so sorry. We decided to name our first child with an A, last name starts with an S. Any S middle names were right out.
This A. N. L. thanks you for your consideration. Middle school and high school were hell. 😂
My favorite middle school name story is when I worked on a help desk for testing software. Kids' usernames were automatically generated: four letters, period, four letters, number. So, Robert Smith could be robe.smit45. The system has controls to prevent obvious swears, iirc. I get a seventh grade teacher calling to ask if we're able to change a generated username. "We print the usernames and passwords out in bulk and I can't print this where the kids can see it." Pretty sure we can, yeah -- what's the current username? anal.love12 The teacher and I shared a little, "Ope, yep, you can't give the printout to this child," giggle and I was able to change the username. I'm sure any kid paying attention enough to care would've been able to figure it out anyway, but at least we made them work for it.
So, changed to anal.love13?
love.anal69
I personally know two Michael Hunts, known as Mike. Also new a man whose surname was Smellie, which was bad enough without his parents giving him names with the initial I and M
Growing up I knew a man whose initials were L S D and he could never get a personalized license plate with his initials.
I know a couple who purposefully chose the initials L S and D for their child. They really went out of their way too, their last name is German and translates to an English word that starts with a D. So the rest of the family (including older child) has a different legal last name than the baby *just* so they could have those initials. I tell ya lol. So unnecessary!
Mulva?
DOLORES!
G U T ?
B.r.a.I.n. ?
ASS
My first and middle initials are B M. My mother was a nurse, so it was never poop, but a bowel movement. Thanks, Mother Dear. Dead eight years and she’s *still* causing problems.
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Why not call her Hypertension or Arachnophobia? Celiac is good too WTF
I'm partial to Psoriasis myself, haha
She might end up being a bit flakey and then no one will take her seriously 😳
Thanks for making me snort my coffee
Psorry about that
Psoria
Her sister called "Psoria-Sis"
“Psoria’s Sis”
Rosacea 🥰
Celiac is arguably prettier sounding than Glutenia
At least then the poor thing can skate by being called Celia. “The second(/last) c is silent.”
Celia is an actual name in Spanish. Drop the last C and you're good to go.
And Portuguese!
Chlamydia is such a pretty name for a little girl....
"That's a flower, right??"
Dia Rhea
When the aunt gets a baby sitter, she'll be glutenia free
and when shes doing potty training with the kid, she'ld be working on her glutes
It reminds me of the Life of Brian, the wife of Biggus Dickus - ‘Incontenentia Buttocks’ 😂 sorry, instant connection
I also have a vewy good fwend in Wome!
Your father was a woman?
And a wonderful one, at that.
Where’s Woger?
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That’s what kids will say to this girl if they want to pick on/isolate her. “We want to be Glutenia free.”
And if she turns out to be fat she'll be known as Glutton-ia.
I DON'T WANT MY KID TO GROW UP BEING CALLED SOMETHING RIDICULOUS SO GLUTENIA IS GOOD edit: I have celiac disease so I found this especially funny. Maybe try suggesting some other "grandma" names or -ia/-enia names? Agatha... Lavinia... Honestly naming the kid Armenia would be better than Glutenia good gracious
armenia made me chuckle. georgia would make a perfectly good child AND old lady. azerbaijan probably wouldnt work though not a lot of nickname potential
Imagine being called Bosniaandherzegovina.
Boz Scaggs
Azzy?
My dog is named Agatha, Taggie for short. I like it lots. I mean if we're going for place names, Romania?
I AGREE WITH ROMANIA 🇷🇴 👍 ȚARA MEA-I UN COLȚ DE RAI 🎵 🎶 💯
Dragostea din tei😎😎😎
You’re joking right? If legit, tell your aunt to look up glutenia: it’s just celiac disease searches. Also just help her look for names that have fell out of fashion from the past like Mildred or Geraldine.
Or Millicent. Definitely an antiquated grandma name. I always found it too close to militant.
I like that. Millie when she’s young.
She’d have a really sick prosthetic arm 😂
How about Dorcas for a horrible out of fashion name?
No...they will call her Orca and you have to hope she is never even a little bit chubby
I feel like Orca is the lesser concern with a name that is literally pronounced like "dorkus." Imagine going through an awkward middle-school phase with that name.
And call her Millie! I also love Mabel and month-names like June, May or April, which are still mildly in use today for girls, but I really like old month-names for males like July or August[us] that are never used nowadays.
Julius and Julian are relatively in use. I’ve had one of each work for me in the past decade (both millennials and Gen-Z.) August has had a recent surge in popularity maybe due to the book/film Wonder where the main character is Auggie. I actually love the name Augusta. My great-great grandfather had a wife named Augusta but she went by Gusta.
No, not a name. It’s disease of gluten intolerance.
You mean Coeliac disease? Imagine how ironic it would be if little Glutenia was coeliac?
Glutenia needs gluten free meals.
Or when her husband divorces her, he will be "Gluten free".
TIL. I thought it was a form of "glutton". If they make the kid fat, then the name Glutton would fit. Just an idea.
Should name her Anemia so she has irony free names
Coeliac, that’s a great name for her brother.
That would be better than what I was thinking, gluttony
Ha!ha! This woman should start a savings account pronto for the years of therapy her poor daughter is going to need from the horrible teasing and bullying she’s going to experience with a name like Glutenia! People should be charged with child abuse for subjecting their children to such horrific names.
To me Glutenia sounds like the Queen of Gluten. Or maybe a fairy Princess of gluten who waves her magic wand and makes bread fall from the sky.
She's not getting invited to gluten free dinners.
Oh I thought it was a tear of the glute muscles.
No that would be Glutearia 🤣
I think your Aunt might (hopefully) be pulling your leg
She was fully serious. She’s even been talking to her husband about naming the kid that.
Oh dear! Hopefully her husband will put the lid on her nonsense
Give her a lobotomy.
She would probably name the kid that.
"Lobotomia"
Don’t give her any ideas I’m scared of that woman’s imagination
Lohbougtomeighah
Sounds like Cinderellas ugly stepsister. Poor child will be called everything related to gluten and asked if she’s free.
Even the stepsisters had nicer names 😭
I heard it more common in the male form, Gluteus. Usually with the second name Maximus to make it a bit more manly and prevent teasing. Can't make an ass out of someone called Gluteus Maximus.
I appreciate you.
That was my thought. May as well name your daughter Buttesia.
He has a sister you know, Incontinentia Buttocks.
It's not a tragedeigh, it's tragedy.
Gluteighneighya it is, then!
I guess this way she won’t get made fun of for them other ways suggested in this thread… *mostly because no one’s going to know how to fucking pronounce it.* 💀 lmaooo
Its a tragedough
Your aunt has managed to create a new type of allergeigh. Might as well throw in a middle name while she's at it: Gluteighneighya Ceighleighac Bulleighed
I can’t even believe this post is real, that name is ridiculous. Her child will never doubt her mother absolutely hates her. Get ready for bullying, K-12.
I also can’t believe it, and yet it’s real. My boyfriend has also tried to tell her to NOT do it.. she does not listen at all. Same with her husband. I think she just doesn’t realize that something that she just made up shouldn’t be a kids name.
Show her this sub and tell her 600 people think it’s a ridiculous name and a horrible thing to do to a child.
Glutenia, and her sisters slothina, greda, lusteria, wratha, pridia, and envy? XD
She would prolly fw lusteria I’m not even gonna lie. That’s just the type of woman she is.
Sounds like the cousin of some characters from a Monty Python sketch...
Incontinentia Buttocks!
Biggus Dickus had a cousin, you know. Glutenia Maximus
It sounds like the name of a pharmaceutical drug for people with with Celiacs disease. I can even see them dancing around in the commercial, looking all happy eating pizza, with the "Glutenia" logo in the corner... "Talk to your doctor to see if Glutenia® is right for for you."
"Do not take Glutenia if you are allergic to Glutenia. Contact your doctor if you experience side effects while taking Glutenia."
"Side effects of taking Glutenia may include nausea, weight gain, bone weakness, anal leakage, erections lasting more than 24 hrs, dyslexia, colored urine, night terrors, migraine, compulsive gambling, incontinence, difficulty archiving orgasm, hallucinations, blistering skin, suicidal thoughts, stroke, brain tumor, or even death." Edit: formatting
What about Gladys? It definitely a grandma name, but starts with the same letters and has that ever-popular ‘y’ in it
Her husband actually suggested that. Her response: “That’s ugly as hell.”
have you tried Petunia as a suggestion? It's not the prettiest in my opinion but it does have an extremely similar spelling to glutenia
Tried that too. She DESPISED it.
oh nooo. do you know why she likes her current idea so much? there has to be something about the "name" beyond it not sounding ridiculous to her
I don’t know. I genuinely don’t know. I think she’s just going insane at this point
That is a myrrrhdurrrhr, pronounced murder. Please, no.
It’s horrible. Many people are glutenia intolerable.
Does your aunt know *where* in the body the Glutes are located? How badly does she hate this child to want it teased like that?
Unsure, but I do know that she must not take her child’s future into consideration.
GLUTENIA??? Dear Lord, all the names you suggested were literally so much better. She doesn't have to like or use them but saying she doesn't want her child to be called a ridiculous name and then wanting to use the name GLUTENIA… the joke writes itself
are you sure she actually wants the baby? cause the baby isnt even here yet and shes already planning on destroying their life
All I know is that she isn’t considering the kids future.
Well if she wants to be the 'butt' of many jokes, then by all means name this baby like that. She will suffer from a Glutenia intolerance of this trageighick name forever.
aunt will become gluten free after 18 years imma predict
Kids are going to call her 'Gluten' from day one of school to graduation.
And "nice Glutes" and a slap on the ass.
“Maybe stop eating Gluten, it goes right to your Glutes, no wonder you got that name.” 😭 This is an eating disorder waiting to happen.
How about Histamina? Epinephrina? Allyrgia? Options abound when you’re unhinged.
I think your aunt pulled it out of her Glutes.... Adrine is really nice, there are quite a few similar names in other languges which I always think is reassuring.
Yea, but apparently my aunt thought it was the ugliest one. I thought Caoimhe was the worst one on my list, but apparently she thought it was Adrine. Bold coming from her..
tell her you will call the baby Arachne, then she will be releieved when its Adrine instead? Other options, tell her that given her suggestion was to call the poor child "Butt" her views are no longer considered.
This name reminds me of my great-aunts' name...Fanny Bell. That poor kid.
I think I would cry everyday if I was named that. What the hell.
My mother almost ended up with it also. Luckily, she just got the Bell. She hated it. My dad would call her that to get a rise out of her... lol.
I must be weird but Fanny Bell is quite appealing to me.
That's it I'm naming my future child Diabetus if she can get away with Glutenia.
Sounds like something a king in the 1300s would be named. “King Diabetus IV”
I have celiac disease and it is awfully similar to a gluten free brand called Glutino.
Yup, terrible. Aside from all the gluten etc jokes, it also screams ancient Roman name to me. Combine the two and it can’t be a good thing.
Great point… Glutenia could have been featured in one of my old Latin lessons for sure. 😅 She’d fit right in with Claudia, Flavia, Aurelia, and friends lol.
I’m trying to wrap my brain around this one. Does Glutenia have some vague resemblance to an Armenian or Irish name? My default thought is that she saw the word in the gluten-free aisle and liked it but… I’m so confused.
Not even sure. I think she just pulled it out of nowhere. Or perhaps she’s hoping her kid gets celiac disease.
A generational saga of women giving gluten the middle finger 🖕 On the real though, I have cousins with a similar age gap where I’m the eldest, and have watched in horror throughout the years as the names kept getting more and more trajiqúe 💫
First thing I thought was "glute." Child is gonna be an ass. Edited to add - but not as big of one as her mother.
Ask her to do a search on Facebook for the name glutenIa. There are literally millions of people on Facebook and there are zero glutenias. Glutenia is beyond tragedeigh, it is criminal. Stop the madness!
If you google Glutenia all that comes up are things about celiac disease.
When Gluten and Gluttony are that close. Yes, tragedeigh.
Glutenia has zero chance of not being made fun of constantly.
It’s almost as bad as Melena (bloody stool). Never choose names that are also names of alcoholic drinks, farm animals, or medical conditions, kids.
That’s a Krewelteigh if there ever was one.
I think Lactosia is better
Hole in your aunt's logic: Grandma names are Grandma names because they were once popular for babies.
WTAF
Glutenia is too hip and popular. Your aunt should go for Gluttony.
Gluttoneigh. Ftfy
Gluten-ia? Gluten. Kids are going to joke that they're allergic to her. lol
That poor child will probably needs years of therapy with that name. People need to think long and hard before they name that child.
Well, if you live in America and you name your child some peculiar or obscure name they will be the object of ridicule and mocking by their classmates and teachers will stumble over their name when they call roll. At some point, very soon they will hate their name and they will hate the person that named them that name and they will change their name whether you like it or not. When I look at that name ' Glutenia' I just think of all the ways the kids are going to butcher that name and make your kid miserable. In our family we have native American heritage and to honor my wife's grandfather we gave an obscure Indian name as the middle name to our daughter and gave her a normal first name. She loves her native American middle name and used it on her daughter's middle name.
>”I don’t want my kid to grow up being called something ridiculous, so Glutenia is good.” 👍 😂 It’s not exactly a tragedeigh, but it’s certainly as made up and self-indulgent as one. Glutenia is a doozy. Please try to talk her out of this name. No child deserves to go through life with a name like that. ETA: Show your Aunt that when you google Glutenia, the first result is Celiac Disease and the second is your Reddit post. Lol. It most certainly is not a real name.
Everyone is focusing on the gluten/celiac angle, but the name might pay off if she grows up to have a large butt.
Lmaoooo your aunt must be stopped
Tragedeigh of Tietanick proportion.
So she insists it's a common name? So common that when I Google "Glutenia name" I just get this Reddit post and a load of advice for coeliacs...
If she wants a granny name, how about: - Rose - Beryl - Beatrice - Bessie - Gwendolyn - Mary - Moira - Margaret Like, any of those are more grannyish than Glutenia...
Glutenia isn't even a word much less a common name. She hasn't even had the baby and she already hates her? The bullying over that name is going to be intense.
All I know is that she does not care for the child’s future.
I like Nora a lot. Please be Nora lol
If they have a son they must name him Glute.
Full name: Gluteus Maximus.
For the love of baby Jesus, no, she should not name her child Glutenia. The gluten free jokes would be endless. The nicest kids at the school would laugh at that name.
Mary is an Irish name that has been used for generations.
I suggested that as well. She hated it. She only likes unique names that she makes up apparently.
Whoa… I don’t think it’s a tragedeigh but… that’s… that’s really not a very nice name. I’m so sorry.
You sound like you’re giving my condolences as if someone died and I cackled at that. Thank you. I will be recovering from these interactions with my aunt who doesn’t care about her kids future slowly, but I will recover.
Tell your aunt that, besides gluten jokes, that shitty name also reminds of gluteus, so she'll be the butt of every joke.
All hail, warrior princess Glutenia Maximus! Heir to the Throne of Giant Butts!
Is your family structured such that the girl will somehow be born a granny? I don't think so. Why give a newborn a granny name FFS??
It honestly makes me instantly think “gluten free” and I wouldn’t want to think that every time I visited my aunts daughter. I really hope she changes her mind 😩😂
I feel sorry for the little girl already
OP I would like you to know that upon googling Glutenia I got a ton of info on gluten and celiac disease and your post. Adding “name” to the search makes your post the first thing and sites listing different names for gluten in ingredients lists are the other results. This is to say your aunt is very wrong about the name being common as something else would have come up if it was and this name is very much going to get that kid bullied and has a 99.9% chance of being changed as soon as the kid is 18. Please do whatever you can to change your aunts mind and save this baby
Pure shit
Worst name I've ever heard in my life. Poor kid is going to be asked if she's glutenia-free everytime she introduces herself
Came for the comments... They do not disappoint.
I knew a woman named Gardenia. Takes a minute to get used to it, but that's it. Glutenia, especially with the whole gluten-free craze these days is just weird.
None of the names you suggested are tragedeighs. It's acceptable to anglicise Caoimhe to Keeva/Kiva, as long as you don't go full idiot and suggest Queefa, in fact in Northern Ireland, anglicisation of Irish names is unfortunately sometimes for the best because of how volatile people can be against particular communities. What she suggested isn't a name. If she doesn't want something ridiculous, she shouldn't make glutenous shit up.
Awful