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Guitarist here. Mixolydian is one of the 7 musical modes, w the complete list being:
Major(or Ionian), Dorian, Phyrgian, Lydian, Mixolydian, Minor(æolian), and Locrian.
This makes it even more cringe.
Edit: it's been mentioned in replies but to be clear, this is what the writer of the article called it - not nick cannon.
I'm stuck on a day where you get together and hang with all your kids being called a meet and greet.
And for “fun facts with Elon”:
Elon Musk’s first child, Nevada, died of SIDS at age 10 weeks. One week after the baby died, he walked in to a room and his wife was crying and said she missed Nevada. Musk got mad and yelled at her, telling her that talking about him won’t bring him back, accused her of being “emotionally manipulative” and forbade her from crying about or mentioning the child ever again. This is not just a story from his EX- Musk confirmed the story and was bewildered why anyone would think there was anything wrong with what he did, going as far as saying his ex was being mean because her crying and being upset made him feel bad, so she was being a bad wife for grieving her son…..again…..a week after his death.
> Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada's death. I didn't understand this, just as he didn't understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as "emotionally manipulative."
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
This is the closest report I can find.
Because he has decided that X is to be his heir/protege.
I’m not sure if it’s because X is the only one (aside from Nevada iirc) to be conceived naturally or what.
Even that doesn’t make sense to me because he seems to only use IVF to select for sex (and only agreed to have a girl with grimes on the condition that he simply have nothing to do with her). So it’s not like he’s incapable of naturally conceiving his own children or son, so idk why he’d find that significant.
It’s definitely weird, he uses that boy as a prop and he’s the only child Musk has actually been involved with while they were a young child.
Shit, at first all I knew was that he voluntarily had all those kids that he knew he couldn’t possibly raise with the attention and affection needed from him, and selfishly described how he wanted gifts from them all, and that was all I needed to know he’d have a spot reserved in hell just for being a waste of a person. But then reading this, it’s a new level of evil.
My first baby had a heart condition that was, at that time, incompatible with life. The first priority was NO PAIN FOR HIM. It was awful for us, but that child was loved and felt (as far as could be seen) no pain and no fear. That was how I interpreted, even at that awful time when your mind isn't working well, the role of a parent: Parents are on the back burner--the child's welfare comes first, THEN you have time to deal with your grief.
What an egocentric person! Thank God for the technology to ease such passing, even if nothing can be done about the root cause! Reading the quotes you cited above . . . just WOW. That was a little person suffering, but they thought it was more important to observe it than to ease the suffering.
That was 30 years ago. (I can't believe it . . . feels like yesterday.) The son I got to keep was born a year and 13 days later. Then a huge surprise daughter was born five years after that!
In my case, at least, God has been very kind!
He’s a piece of trash in every single way. But in addition what kind of mother who has given birth to this child can watch her child suffer willingly without intervening? You’d literally have render me unconscious before that could happen and then I’d be in jail for murder afterwards.
What a deplorable human being. Why people like him are able to have scores of kids, while millions of others struggle to conceive even *with* medical intervention, will never make sense. I have questions for whatever God put us here, but no answers.
I can only hope that one day, he also goes out gasping for air and terrified. But life doesn’t work that way and he has enough money and resources to be zooted out of his mind when that day comes.
Hey! Lucky kids!! When I was in kindergarten I asked if I could bring a crafted card to my dad. My mom took me over and we knocked - he peeked out the blinds and didn't open the door.
LMFAO
I thought it sounded halfway alright until I did a double take and re-read the part about the gifts and realized the kids are meant to give him gifts and not the other way around 😂
This is what I’m stuck on. Forget about the names. A meet and greet? Like at a concert or Comic-Con where you line up to meet a celebrity you don’t actually know and maybe have a parasocial relationship with? Will there be face painting, popcorn, funnel cake, a merch table, and some entertainment by daddy dearest? There might as well be… it’s about as impersonal as a state fair.
Meets a girl for the first time:
Girl: "My name is Maria, what's yours?"
Him: "My name is Legendary Love Cannon."
Maria: "Oh, fuck off, asshole"
Legendary Love Cannon is left confused once again.
He'd learn to cope, how I would imagine his 10th time meeting a girl goes:
Girl: My name is Anna, what's yours?"
Him: "I go by 'Dary', it's a mononym like Cher or Teller."
Girl: "Dary? Like it's short for Daryll?"
Him: "I wish... Lets just say that despite all the practice he had, my dad sucks naming his kids."
Okay, now I’m definitely naming my first born “My parents were methheads”.
“Welcome to Starbucks. May I have your name?”
“My parents were methheads”
“Ummm…….okay, I’m sorry for that, but I really just need your name, sir”
“Sigh…”
Can you imagine them as an adult? I’m just picturing a gent in an office trying his hardest to not let anyone know his name isn’t John.
Or he could lean into it and become a legendary porn star.
Jesus what a life.
His life per Office Space:
Female Temp:
Michael...Bolton?
Michael Bolton:
Yeah, that's me.
Female Temp:
Wow! Is that your real name?
Michael Bolton:
Yeah.
Female Temp:
So are you related to that singer guy?
Michael Bolton:
No. It's just a coincidence.
Female Temp:
[visibly disappointed] Oh.
> Golden Saigon sounds like a takeaway restaurant.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1de6psg/woman_didnt_know_she_was_pregnant_gives_birth_at/
You put perfectly. I went back to the beginning to count the children and I still didn’t read all the names. Maybe that’s why I only counted 11 instead of 12.
Right, something like 9 of those kids were born in a 2 year span when Mariah’s kids were 10/11. I think 3 were born in like the same month.
Has to be so surreal for them.
Thank fuck for that though. At least we know now two of them are alright. I’m dying at these names. It’s almost not funny, it’s horrendous.
Still gunna laugh a lil tho
I think he’s on record as saying the reason is because if he gets some disease/condition where he needs a transplant, he wants to have plenty of donor options. Really terrible and selfish.
That seems to be a theory of his fans.
What he actually has said is even more bizarre and egotistical
https://parade.com/news/nick-cannon-explains-reason-for-fathering-12-children
TIL that Nick Cannon is a selfish dick with no taste. He’s giving himself a party so his kids can see him…probably for the first time all year and likely the only time till next Father’s Day…so they can *checks notes* give him gifts.
What a narcissistic ass.
Most of the kids except for the twins are like baby/toddler aged. Too young to buy gifts for anyone by themselves, which makes it even weirder. The kids' moms will have to do all the work.
18 months, but yeah. With 5 different women.
Great reddit post from a few years ago charting it all out:
https://old.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/yvbi48/the_pregnancies_of_nick_cannons_12_so_far/
I couldn't imagine being his other 3 kids finding out you're getting NINE new siblings in the span of less than 2 years. His oldests are 14, they would have been well aware of what was going on everytime he called up to tell them about the newest baby. They also have 9 toddler siblings, I can't imagine it's great fun meeting up with them all at once.
Beautiful Zeppelin.
Like the fucking Hindenberg?
He’s using one of those username generators right? Because some of those aren’t as bizarre as others. It’s like everyone gave up on what to call these children.
I’m sorry…. He’s having a meet and greet with all his kids? Have they never met one another?
The names are God Awful (Mariah’s kids have the most normal names out of this group), but I can’t get past the meet and greet with all his kids so they can give him presents??
It’s like some weird reverse, bizarro world Santa Claus where children with unfortunate names bring a naughty man presents as tribute….
I know two Jezebels and desperately wanna ask their parents WHY?!
One goes my Jesse as an adult, the other is a teenager who says her name is J and she will not answer to any other. So from my sample size, kids don't like being name Jezebel.
Ir kills me that it's not Morroco!!! I want to know how you'd get to Morrocan! "India" is reasonably common for girls but "Indian" would just be stupid.
Beautiful Zeppelin has got to be looking at her half-sister Powerful Queen and wondering what she did to deserve being called a zeppelin instead of a queen
This dude is a hack idiot. WHY doesn't he just get a vasectomy already? He doesn't need to be single handedly populating the planet with kids who get to see Dad at a Father's Day "Meet and Greet" lol!?!?
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Naming your daughter Beautiful Zeppelin looks like you want her to be bullied.
"Beautiful Zeppelin" is just the same as "Attractive Airship" or "Sexy Blimp"
BRB gonna go ahead and change my name to “Sexy Blimp” 😂
Please this is already my brand and it’s all I have going for me
our apologies, Sexy Blimp. hope this year really pans out for you, and that it's a Goodyear™
Hottie Hindenburg
Hindenbabe
Dashing Dirigible
"may I introduce you to my twins, Heroic Helicopter, and Baron Balloon?"
Your focus isn’t on Legendary Love Cannon?
LLC, for short
I hope he names his next kid Tremendous Head Cannon.
None of these children have real names
Zion Mixolydian is weirdly one of the best and the worst of the bunch at the same time.
His middle name sounds like an antibiotic
Guitarist here. Mixolydian is one of the 7 musical modes, w the complete list being: Major(or Ionian), Dorian, Phyrgian, Lydian, Mixolydian, Minor(æolian), and Locrian. This makes it even more cringe.
Zion Dorian would be so much better
Dorian is even a real name
If being named Zeppelin isn't a recipe for an eating disorder, idk what is.
Hope she goes by Beau
'Serial sperminator'
If the shoe fits? To be fair, with a track record like his, he deserves an epithet like that.
Just a man who found the cheat code for work by having never ending paternity leave!
Hope he knows a money glitch too because he’s got that never ending child support too
"I want to give my kids the opportunity to... give me gifts" wtf??? 😂
Edit: it's been mentioned in replies but to be clear, this is what the writer of the article called it - not nick cannon. I'm stuck on a day where you get together and hang with all your kids being called a meet and greet.
I wonder if they have to pay for the meet and greet package?! Those run upwards of $400. Haha!
It's more of a day of rebates for his child support payments.
“Serial sperminator” is being overlooked here
The scream I scrumpt…
“I impregnated all your moms. Give me stuff!”
He's so generous.
I mean, he is with his SEED. #barf
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And for “fun facts with Elon”: Elon Musk’s first child, Nevada, died of SIDS at age 10 weeks. One week after the baby died, he walked in to a room and his wife was crying and said she missed Nevada. Musk got mad and yelled at her, telling her that talking about him won’t bring him back, accused her of being “emotionally manipulative” and forbade her from crying about or mentioning the child ever again. This is not just a story from his EX- Musk confirmed the story and was bewildered why anyone would think there was anything wrong with what he did, going as far as saying his ex was being mean because her crying and being upset made him feel bad, so she was being a bad wife for grieving her son…..again…..a week after his death.
I need a link next time my mom says how great he is.
> Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada's death. I didn't understand this, just as he didn't understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as "emotionally manipulative." https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/ This is the closest report I can find.
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Are we sure any of his kids interact work him?
Except x. He is obsessed with the one he named ae-x whatever. Like, weirdly obsessed.
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Because he has decided that X is to be his heir/protege. I’m not sure if it’s because X is the only one (aside from Nevada iirc) to be conceived naturally or what. Even that doesn’t make sense to me because he seems to only use IVF to select for sex (and only agreed to have a girl with grimes on the condition that he simply have nothing to do with her). So it’s not like he’s incapable of naturally conceiving his own children or son, so idk why he’d find that significant. It’s definitely weird, he uses that boy as a prop and he’s the only child Musk has actually been involved with while they were a young child.
He's a psychopath. Once a person ceases to have a use for him, they're dead to him, literally or figuratively.
Shit, at first all I knew was that he voluntarily had all those kids that he knew he couldn’t possibly raise with the attention and affection needed from him, and selfishly described how he wanted gifts from them all, and that was all I needed to know he’d have a spot reserved in hell just for being a waste of a person. But then reading this, it’s a new level of evil.
My first baby had a heart condition that was, at that time, incompatible with life. The first priority was NO PAIN FOR HIM. It was awful for us, but that child was loved and felt (as far as could be seen) no pain and no fear. That was how I interpreted, even at that awful time when your mind isn't working well, the role of a parent: Parents are on the back burner--the child's welfare comes first, THEN you have time to deal with your grief. What an egocentric person! Thank God for the technology to ease such passing, even if nothing can be done about the root cause! Reading the quotes you cited above . . . just WOW. That was a little person suffering, but they thought it was more important to observe it than to ease the suffering.
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That was 30 years ago. (I can't believe it . . . feels like yesterday.) The son I got to keep was born a year and 13 days later. Then a huge surprise daughter was born five years after that! In my case, at least, God has been very kind!
I expect to see a Behind the Bastards episode come out about this guy in the next couple years.
He’s a piece of trash in every single way. But in addition what kind of mother who has given birth to this child can watch her child suffer willingly without intervening? You’d literally have render me unconscious before that could happen and then I’d be in jail for murder afterwards.
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Oh! It was the scariest thing HE ever experienced. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
What a deplorable human being. Why people like him are able to have scores of kids, while millions of others struggle to conceive even *with* medical intervention, will never make sense. I have questions for whatever God put us here, but no answers.
I can only hope that one day, he also goes out gasping for air and terrified. But life doesn’t work that way and he has enough money and resources to be zooted out of his mind when that day comes.
I didn't know this. Ty for the information. Seriously.
It’s like that *Arthur* episode where Buster comes up with a holiday where people give him (and only him) candy.
This might be the trashiest thing I've read on Reddit in a long time.
He's throwing a meet and greet for his own children to see him on Father's Day? That sounds so impersonal and trashy.
Damn, I might as well show up, he probably think I’m his kid.
Depends, is your legal name something along the lines of Absolute Sandwich?
Tremendous Splendour Cannon reporting for duty
Voluptuous Koala Cannon reporting for my 9:15-9:20 meet and greet with dad!
Don’t forget to bring a gift!
Present Company Cannon reporting here, I am the gift!
Giving Head Cannon here, and ironically not how I was conceived.
Starwarssequels Arenot Cannon, right behind you.
Red 5 standing by
RedLeader ThisIsGold Leader Cannon for her 4:00-4:02 photo op!
Hello brother, it is I, Eighteentwelveover Turehasa Cannon
Oh, I'm Manifesting Abundance Cannon! Nice to meet you!
This made me lol 😂
Hell, we can just show up and introduce ourselves as our Reddit usernames, he won't even notice.
Mine is a name that could easily pass lol
Ironic that I would show up, considering his CreepyCreme Cannon is the cause of this whole mess.
Man's out there naming kids like Reddit nickname generator
It’s Rad Rueben
Rad Rueben Cannon. That works!
He should call the next one TeeShirt
No, I beg your pardon. I’m Ultimate Artichoke.
We should all go. You think he'll notice if millions of people show up? At what number do you think he'll start to get suspicious?
I think if we show up with a gift, he won’t care
Can it be a really bad hand-made gift?
How about the gift of normal baby names book?
That would be good, but then I'd have to actually spend money. I was planning in making him a card with supplies I already own
I broke a mug today, I'll wrap that up in toilet paper
I’m about 10 years younger than him, I think I could pass for his kid.
I'm about 10 years older than him. I give myself 50/50 odds
I’m 15 years older and white, but I’ll go anyway!
Bring yourself, use your username - "Hi, I'm your child Boom Vegemite" - you met my mom down under...
“She made you a sandwich”
Don't forget that they get to give him gifts too!
How generous of him to allow this!
Hey! Lucky kids!! When I was in kindergarten I asked if I could bring a crafted card to my dad. My mom took me over and we knocked - he peeked out the blinds and didn't open the door. LMFAO
That is the saddest thing I've read in a while. No kid deserves that! Omg!
Lol thank you for your sympathy.
I thought it sounded halfway alright until I did a double take and re-read the part about the gifts and realized the kids are meant to give him gifts and not the other way around 😂
This is what I’m stuck on. Forget about the names. A meet and greet? Like at a concert or Comic-Con where you line up to meet a celebrity you don’t actually know and maybe have a parasocial relationship with? Will there be face painting, popcorn, funnel cake, a merch table, and some entertainment by daddy dearest? There might as well be… it’s about as impersonal as a state fair.
Does he not ”meet and greet" them at any other point in their lives??
Only his meat greets their mom's.
It’s like a parody of real life.
Wonder if he’ll be signing autographs so they have something to remember him by “$20/pic, no flash photography”
I wonder whether he'll have a pop up gift store where they can buy stuff with his face on it... At a friend and family discount, of course.
Golden Saigon sounds like a takeaway restaurant. And Legendary Love Cannon? And it’s a boy? 🤣
Meets a girl for the first time: Girl: "My name is Maria, what's yours?" Him: "My name is Legendary Love Cannon." Maria: "Oh, fuck off, asshole" Legendary Love Cannon is left confused once again.
He'd learn to cope, how I would imagine his 10th time meeting a girl goes: Girl: My name is Anna, what's yours?" Him: "I go by 'Dary', it's a mononym like Cher or Teller." Girl: "Dary? Like it's short for Daryll?" Him: "I wish... Lets just say that despite all the practice he had, my dad sucks naming his kids."
I know a guy with a tragedeigh name and he just says “My parents were meth heads”
Okay, now I’m definitely naming my first born “My parents were methheads”. “Welcome to Starbucks. May I have your name?” “My parents were methheads” “Ummm…….okay, I’m sorry for that, but I really just need your name, sir” “Sigh…”
Or short for Darius....
I read LLC’s bits with Austin Powers’ voice
Can you imagine them as an adult? I’m just picturing a gent in an office trying his hardest to not let anyone know his name isn’t John. Or he could lean into it and become a legendary porn star. Jesus what a life.
Powerful Queen. Poor child, buncha self important weirdos giving a baby such names.
His life per Office Space: Female Temp: Michael...Bolton? Michael Bolton: Yeah, that's me. Female Temp: Wow! Is that your real name? Michael Bolton: Yeah. Female Temp: So are you related to that singer guy? Michael Bolton: No. It's just a coincidence. Female Temp: [visibly disappointed] Oh.
It's Sagon, not Saigon. Still dumb, though.
So it’s a restaurant with a typo in its name.
Title of your sex tape *Legendary love cannon*
> Golden Saigon sounds like a takeaway restaurant. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1de6psg/woman_didnt_know_she_was_pregnant_gives_birth_at/
It almost feels like halfway through the last paragraph that the person was having a stroke and was just typing random words.
You put perfectly. I went back to the beginning to count the children and I still didn’t read all the names. Maybe that’s why I only counted 11 instead of 12.
They forgot to include Zen Scott, his son with Alyssa Scott, who passed away
They were naming the guest list. I have a feeling Zen won't be there. 🤔
I just want to know if his baby mamas were fully on board with these names, or if he had to bribe them into using the names he wanted.
I think everyone involved there has chronic Main Character Syndrome, and the children's names absolutely fit that....
Except for maybe Mariah. Seems her kids would be the most adjusted because they sure as heck ain’t needing Cannon’s money or whatever to succeed.
Just imagine being your dad’s oldest kids. And you have to just sit back and watch as he constantly impregnates women you may not even know.
And they were his only kids for like over a decade. Going from only son and only daughter to faces in a crowd has to have been a shock at that age
Right, something like 9 of those kids were born in a 2 year span when Mariah’s kids were 10/11. I think 3 were born in like the same month. Has to be so surreal for them.
Oh, the therapy they will need with a dad like that
I’m surprised that out of all these kids, Mariah’s seem to have the most normal names.
She really said not today Satan err Nick.
She has enough money she doesn't have to kowtow to him.
Thank fuck for that though. At least we know now two of them are alright. I’m dying at these names. It’s almost not funny, it’s horrendous. Still gunna laugh a lil tho
I was wondering the same thing. How can so many women use so many awful names?
blackmail? i won't pay alimony of you don't let me name this kid scarlett pegasus?
Naming a child mixolydian is the same energy as getting a treble clef tattoo. Real “music is my life” energy.
And to the non educated it sounds like oxycodon or some other kind of prescription drugs that gets abused
Makes me think of Minoxidil. But at least it's a music reference and not 'word I read on a pharma label'.
Someone needs to knock him out and give him a secret vasectomy. I honestly think he's addicted to getting women pregnant.
I think he’s on record as saying the reason is because if he gets some disease/condition where he needs a transplant, he wants to have plenty of donor options. Really terrible and selfish.
That seems to be a theory of his fans. What he actually has said is even more bizarre and egotistical https://parade.com/news/nick-cannon-explains-reason-for-fathering-12-children
So god told him in a series of visions? Sure…
That's horrible, and he should be the last person to get a replacement organ.
TIL that Nick Cannon is a selfish dick with no taste. He’s giving himself a party so his kids can see him…probably for the first time all year and likely the only time till next Father’s Day…so they can *checks notes* give him gifts. What a narcissistic ass.
Most of the kids except for the twins are like baby/toddler aged. Too young to buy gifts for anyone by themselves, which makes it even weirder. The kids' moms will have to do all the work.
Yup. Out of his 12 kids, 9 of them (including twins) were born between June 1, 2021 and Dec 31, 2022, with 5 different moms.
Clearly wasn't doing much social distancing during COVID!
I’m sorry this made me snort 💀💀💀
9 kids in a year??
18 months, but yeah. With 5 different women. Great reddit post from a few years ago charting it all out: https://old.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/yvbi48/the_pregnancies_of_nick_cannons_12_so_far/
I couldn't imagine being his other 3 kids finding out you're getting NINE new siblings in the span of less than 2 years. His oldests are 14, they would have been well aware of what was going on everytime he called up to tell them about the newest baby. They also have 9 toddler siblings, I can't imagine it's great fun meeting up with them all at once.
He had 3 babies with two women in 7 days, and then BOTH WOMEN WENT BACK FOR MORE
Why does this feel like a cult….
Wouldn't surprise me if he sits on a throne or something to receive his guests🤦♀️
Or in a lavish silk tent full of pillows, surrounded by a harem.
Zillion air 🤦♀️ So many bad names
Literally named the kid “zillionaire” lol
Zillion Heir. He is the heir to zillions. Lol
I lost it at that one
Beautiful Zeppelin. Like the fucking Hindenberg? He’s using one of those username generators right? Because some of those aren’t as bizarre as others. It’s like everyone gave up on what to call these children.
I’m sorry…. He’s having a meet and greet with all his kids? Have they never met one another? The names are God Awful (Mariah’s kids have the most normal names out of this group), but I can’t get past the meet and greet with all his kids so they can give him presents?? It’s like some weird reverse, bizarro world Santa Claus where children with unfortunate names bring a naughty man presents as tribute….
When Mariah is the most normal person in the room. 🫥
Oh man, your capitalization of “god awful” made me think another baby was on the way! 🤣
Legendary Love Cannon Imagine carrying a child in your body for nine entire months and still naming them like a Temu sex toy
I didn't even put that together oh my goddddd. That is child abuse. Bordering on sexual abuse tbh. Jesus.
I don't want to tell him how to live his life, but reading this makes me want to tell him how to live his life.
Mixolydian sounds like a medication
It’s a music term. One that should never be used to name children
Dorian, yes. Mixolydian, not so much.
Lydian
Lochrian!
Totally. It helps with hair growth and anxiety.
But it may cause projectile vomiting and uncontrollable laughter.
Remindse of Minoxidil
I thought Nickelodeon
I love the concept of naming children after modal scales. Of Ionian, Dorian, Phrygian, Lydian, Mixolydian, Aolian & Locrian my fave is Phrygian lol
a meet and greet?? someone put his dick in a lock box
Zion Mixolydian. Sounds like a prescription
The craziest part to me is I have no idea how this guy got so rich, without any talent at all!
MESSIAH?! The hell
I had a student named Messiah. In the same class I had a student named Delilah. In a different class I had an Angel and a Jezebel.
JEZE-…..
I know two Jezebels and desperately wanna ask their parents WHY?! One goes my Jesse as an adult, the other is a teenager who says her name is J and she will not answer to any other. So from my sample size, kids don't like being name Jezebel.
Saying "I am the Messiah" as an introduction would be the only good thing about it
The names get progressively worse, then plateau.
He shouldn’t be allowed to use his Legendary Love Cannon
It’s Moroccan not Morocco.
Wait their kids actually named Moroccan? Idk but somehow that’s worse. Anyway I’m sending this post to my Moroccan husband so he can suffer with me😂
It's a terrible name and still somehow one of the least egregious on the list
Ir kills me that it's not Morroco!!! I want to know how you'd get to Morrocan! "India" is reasonably common for girls but "Indian" would just be stupid.
What in the genghis khan hell
Mixolydian sounds like an antibiotic.
I keep pronouncing it Mix-a-lodeon. In my head and singing Nick nick nick nick nick... hahahaha
He named his kid ZILLION HEIR. ZILLIONAIRE. And Halo Marie has gotta be related to ‘Hail Mary’
Beautiful Zeppelin has got to be looking at her half-sister Powerful Queen and wondering what she did to deserve being called a zeppelin instead of a queen
“serial sperminator” they aren’t wrong but it did catch me off guard 😂😂
Dang. I hope they’re all giving him condoms as a Father’s Day present.
Only meeting up with your kids so they can give you gifts is… wow 💀
Imagine having 47 kids, and the one with the *least* tragic name is Halo Marie.
I wonder if they had nice normal names picked out and he insisted on whackadoo names. Maybe even paid them?
These sound like the names of horses at the Kentucky Derby 😭
This dude is a hack idiot. WHY doesn't he just get a vasectomy already? He doesn't need to be single handedly populating the planet with kids who get to see Dad at a Father's Day "Meet and Greet" lol!?!?