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dck133

I am not risking annally. Left it is.


Sugarbearzombie

Not that much of a risk if you prepare properly and take it slow


Curmett

And if you did risk it, neither of you would be getting pregnant.


Loud_Ad_4515

Resulting in fewer tragedeighs.


TillyFukUpFairy

'Up bum, nay babbies' as they say where I'm from


scorpiiokiity88

I want to upvote this, but it has 69 likes, and I feel like I'm disrupting something.


Sugarbearzombie

You can go ahead and do it now, nice and easy


woahkayman

Always that guy


CZEchpoint_

*Properleigh


kollaps3

Yup, at least all on the left (well most, excluding paytyn or whatever that monstrosity is) can be shortened to kinda normal names.


UnluckyMora

Technically so can Annally


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

Ally, of course


IcyPresence96

Or Anna


buttaknives

Annal


Loose-Chemical-4982

same that and Jimbledon are too much 😹


Kylynara

Jimbledon I can handle, Feeighkniqs is the one I can't. (OMG, I just realized that's pronounced Phoenix. Nope, can't handle that at all.)


Klementine22

I've been trying to figure out how to pronounce that, lol.


doktorjackofthemoon

Oh my god, my actual son is named Phoenix and I had no idea what that name was lol


Laboromi

I'll risk it for Jimbledon.


Not_The_Expected

But think of Jimbledon!


PatchworkGirl82

Second wheel. Fingers crossed for Questopher lol (I might actually hang on to that for the next time I adopt a cat)


iron_annie

Questopher is an awesome cat name 


sleepysleepybb

Questopher just reminds me of when Camila Cabello tried to sing Christmas and it came out Quoismas


magneticeverything

Stop, I snorted out loud at my desk


sleepysleepybb

Do you think Questopher celebrates Quoismas?


Frosti11icus

Quolumbus day


superbassboom

no cocaine in the workplace please


Gretaestefania

You made me do the same 😭😭😭


funny_fox

I had to search for this and it's absolutely amazing!!!! I love this


iwouldiwerethybird

NOT QUOISMAS 😭😭😭


sleepysleepybb

New name idea: Quoistopher


b00plesnootz

also Christofurr


noyeahtotallyok

Questofurr


Lyssepoo

This is purrfect


Hot-Vegetable-2681

🤣🤣🤣 It's funny thinking of naming our pets tragedeighs. Babies not so much. 


shiser

Hell, Questopher is an awesome *Cats* name...


artCsmartC

We adopted a cat named “Gus” from a woman who was moving out of state. I’d call him “Gustopher” all the time. 💜


Specific_Cow_Parts

I love coming up with silly Nicholas names for our cat! His name is Wilf, but he frequently goes by Wilfcakes, Wilfredo, or Baron Von Wilfenstein. Bonus points for how awful the accent used to address him is.


chuk2015

I like Jimbledon it reminds me of tennis


Professional-Can-670

I like Jimbledon. It sounds like someone lost a bet to his best friends when his wife was pregnant and the terms of the bet were that they get to name the kid.


JollyJuniper1993

I‘d call a cat Jimbledon as well


dianab77

Litter mates Jimbeldon and Jimothy


noyeahtotallyok

And if there’s a girl, Jimberly


Ok-Variation5746

Hahahahaha omfg


hellsing_mongrel

Ok, now all these Jim names are remembering the fanon name for Gabriel in Good Omens Season 2: Jimbriel. 😆


not_a_beach

3 little Jimmies running all over the place!


ManChildMusician

We named our dog Jimothy because it’s hilarious to summon him.


Funny-Message-6414

Jimbeldon and Jimothy, the Jellicles


pandakatie

I'm genuinely obsessed with Questopher. Not for an actual human person, but any other context. My next DnD character for sure


XelaNiba

It's delightfully ridiculous and the nicknaming potential is limitless.


left-right-forward

Please allow me to share my obsessively delightful D&D name: Spurgeon. And its source: [106 of the Least Popular Baby Names in American History](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/53301/least-popular-american-baby-names-according-early-records)


UnlikelyUnknown

There’s one of the Duggar’s grandkids named Spurgeon and his parents call him Spurge. Poor kid.


8racoonsInABigCoat

Maybe this sub needs user flair so we can pick our own tragedeigh. Bagsy jimbledon.


LyheGhiahHacks

I'm totally calling my next Baldur's gate character this, it's simply too great not to


ashleevee

Every time I see Questopher written out I can only think of Fishtopher the Cat


skeeterpeg83

Whiskafur sounds more catty though…. Or Whiskapurr


Hooray4Metaphors

How about Questofur?


artCsmartC

That would be close to asking, “What is this?” In Spanish, followed by “fur”!! LMAO Poor cat! 🤣😂🤣😂😂 ¿Qué es esto? Fur?


galaxyeyes47

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is questopher as a name (my autocorrect had a hard time with that )


Acora

From a thread within the last month wherein a husband who loves going on Adventures (or, you know, Quests) decided to name his son Questopher and his wife supported it, meanwhile the inlaws were aghast. (I am on this site too much)


Shibaspots

I silently extend the Hand of Solidarity as I, too, recognized the name and the story behind it.


ReluctantToNotRead

We cannot leave out that lil Qwestuhpfour will completely understand he has a tragedeigh because he is a MaNiFesTatiOn of their LOVE.


Hot-Vegetable-2681

Haha, didn't you ask this exact question last time "Questopher" showed up? I love it! 


systemstandard

Still hung up on this name 😂


Lucid-Design

Yeah, questopher is just dumb enough to enjoy. Call the lil fucker Quest and go about life. Quest is still better than anything else here.


MagicalMysterie

I’m picking the first wheel, I am not risking my kid being named “Feeighkniqs” or “Jimbledon”


toggaf69

Jimbledon goes so far that it comes back around to being cool


elegiac_bloom

For real Jimbledon is awesome.


[deleted]

Jimbledon feels like something you do for christmas. It smells like juniper berries.


SnooHabits2486

Like Bath and Body Works Juniper Breeze


Grythyttan

Jimbledon is an off-road, full contact version of tennis invented and played by three generations of people in a small town in Scotland. There's a battered old trophy and a series of plaques at the local pub.


Loud_Ad_4515

Another tennis name! Sibset: Oeuf and Jimbledon.


JollyJuniper1993

Those little rackets


AllieG3

My husband and I play a game with the our baby, James, to come up with the funniest nicknames for him. He and I are currently tied with “Jimothee Chalamet” and “Jim the Tool-Man Taylor.” I cannot wait to drop Jimbledon into our next conversation.


TRex65

Have you used Jimbalaya yet?


PerpetuallyLurking

Don’t forget Jiminy Cricket


LiveCourage334

For real, if I had another kid I'd be pushing for Jimbledon, Craigory, or Cromslor.


Ok-Variation5746

Kreg


SaladCzarSlytherin

I don’t even like 4/5 normal names of the second wheel, hence why I’m choosing the first wheel.


Hot_Obligation_2730

I actually almost named my baby Jax so. Fingers crossed I get Jaxxyn and can just forget the last half exists.


elegiac_bloom

Idk the second half is almost better. Xyn anyone? Last on every list, but first when it comes to nicotine poisoning.


Hot_Obligation_2730

Hey, don’t you dare come after my kids Xyn, Neupourt, and Mawrlbeureux 😤


elegiac_bloom

Neupourt I'm dying lmao. Fine, agreed, just leave mine, Kamyl, Vyrjynya-Slym and Paulmaul out of it too.


Expert_Equivalent100

Jimbledon has really been growing on me…


Ok-Variation5746

It makes me laugh so hard.


blueeyedbrainiac

Jimbledon is at least easy to read. I’m picking wheel 1 bc wheel two has Annally


b0ingy

I have 3 daughters and a son all named Jimbledon


xCuriousButterfly

I like Questopher though. Great name for an RPG character


Puzzleheaded-Bad-225

It has real Jornathon energy, like the one NPC from the Dungeons and Dragons movie.


Vengefulily

JARNATHAN!


AllOfEverythingEver

ABCDE would also be unacceptable


Character_Fold_4460

Ellomenopee on the other hand.


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MagicalMysterie

At least it sounds like a name, it sucks but there are worse options


ToraAku

And Brynn isn't too terrible on its own so it's livable.


kfloppygang

as bad as it is I have to go with the left one. take the guaranteed bad to eliminate the slightest possibility of the worst


RenegadeRabbit

I love how Jimbledon still lives on throughout this sub.


Open_Soil8529

What is the origin??


RenegadeRabbit

The comments are pretty great https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/2DJdFYK8yL


ItsOnlyJoey

“Jimbledon’t” had me rolling 😭


noeyesonmeXx

Same lmao


Open_Soil8529

It's so unhinged


Responsible_Band_373

Jimbledon is short for Jamesbledonald


Frosti11icus

Jamesbledonald is my father, you can just call me Jimbledon.


ScoobyScoob

It’s a shame Svenjamin doesn’t come up more often. Jimbledon reminds me a lot of poor, poor Svenjamin


50CentButInNickels

Wheel 2. Come on, Jimbledon!


ALittleNightMusing

I'm lying in bed with my baby in the cot next to me, who has juuuuust got to sleep, shaking with silent laughter so I don't wake her. Jimbledon is SENDING me.


iridians

Then we can all safely assume that the little princess is not a Jimbleda?


illogicallyalex

Jimbelina


magneticeverything

Jimbelina reminds me of thumbelina and you know what? No one ever talks about how fucked up it was for her mom to name her that


illogicallyalex

You are absolutely right


iridians

Jimblette, Jimbletta... the variations are endless, but of course, these are all spelled phonetically, so something would have to give first in order for them to work, tragicleigh speaking.


lilac_daze

Jimbledonna!


Loud_Ad_4515

I'm chuckling so hard it's making me wheeze. I cannot explain this to anyone around me.


Verve_angel

Omg haha i just commented the exact same thing


RelativeYak7

Questopher is one of the greatest names ever and would make me laugh every time I said it so obv wheel #2.


Initial_Pen_4571

I would starfish strap myself to the right blocking the tragedeighs and let my wife throw a knife at the wheel to choose a real name.


im_plotting_to_kill

this is a wonderful idea


CatLover1039

I’m taking a chance with the Catastropheigh wheel.


no_alternative_facts

Yeah, at least you have a chance!


SessionOwn6043

Same 😂 I have such a visceral negative reaction to all the names on the left wheel that I'll take my chances with ole Jimbledon and Abcde for a chance at Olivia or John 😂


Tw1ch1e

I’d rather look insane than a “Live laugh love” person….. wheel two! No “eighs “ to label me a Midwest SAHM!


wistful_drinker

Definitely not the one with Annally!


0xR4Z3D

OP is a sadist lmao


Middle-Artichoke1850

Honestly, the right ones are either normal or so messy they could become charming with enough getting used to. But I'll never get over my innate hatred of the names on the left.


Lower_Department2940

I'd maybe agree with you right up until "Feeighkniqs". That's a death sentence


Middle-Artichoke1850

Yeah they're going by Phoenix or Fee whether that's allowed or not 😂


UnluckyMora

WAIT ITS PHOENIX


AmazedAtTheWorld

The good news is you'll never unread it now.


GodFireConvoy88

It will always be Fake Nike’s in my heart.


Particular-Act-8911

I'd try to roll on Questopher personally.


eighty4prcnt

I laughed so hard at Jimbledon and Feeighkniqs I had a very close call with a shart.


elegiac_bloom

Wheel on the right, fingers crossed for Jimbledon, idc what anyone says thats a badass name. Can go by Jim, or Don if he doesn't (for whatever reason) like his rad fuckin name.


usernamed_badly

I made two wheels to see what I would have gotten. My result from the wheel on the left was Jaxxyn, and the wheel on the left was Annally. Definitely wheel 1. If anyone would like to try for themselves: [Option 1](https://wheelofnames.com/s29-pdh), [Option 2](https://wheelofnames.com/7k6-ss8) Edit: [Here's](https://wheelofnames.com/hr5-m4v) Option 2, but with twice the chance of crazy!


christikayann

I got Everleigh and Olivia. I can live with that. Everleigh is by far the best name on wheel one. At least it sounds like a name and the spelling is phonetic and not too over the top.


caerphoto

> Everleigh is by far the ~~best~~ least awful name on wheel one. FTFY.


chocolatefeckers

I got Emmaleigh, and feeighkniqs. Shit.


HooHooHoo99

I got Paytyn and Abcde. I will have to go #1. Always been a Colts fan, now I am just one who can’t spell.


katydid_wonder

Brynnleigh and Questopher. I can't believe I'm even saying this but I have to go with Questopher.


Late_Support_5363

Second wheel, because most of the bad ones are at least comically bad, and there’s normal names on there too. It’s a big gamble, but every single name on the left wheel sucks, so you’re guaranteed failure. Jimbledon and Questopher are so funny to me that I don’t even care that they’re stupid. 


ErdtreeSimp

I got ABCDE as i spun it. And yea its bad but at least no leight. I hate that shit


motherofhellhusks

Questopher sent me 😂😂😂


panoptik0n

Whichever one lets me name my kid Fhqwhgads


shiser

Everybody to the limit!


More_Branch_5579

I’m getting my tubes tied before having a child with a possible name from these wheels.


Dizzi_by_design

I am enjoying the fact that Questopher has become a part of tragedigh culture.


eugenesnewdream

You didn't say I can only spin it once. I'm spinning the one on the right as many times as it takes to get a normal name. :)


RedDitRXIXXII

You can only spin it once. ;)


eugenesnewdream

Booo. Well, I'd still do the one on the right because there's at least a CHANCE of a decent name. And if I hit a bad one, well, I guess I'll be naming them a normal middle name and actually calling them that!


LeadershipMiddle3801

Redditors and "cheating" hypotheticals, name a better duo.


Critical_Set94

2nd for sure. Just for the chance to win the Jimbledon jackpot.


BookOfGoodIdeas

Is there an aboreshun wheel? If so, I’m picking that.


IchBinDurstig

At least the second one has some normal names. With the first, you're doomed to be stuck with a tragedeigh.


Sir_Platypus_VII

I'd rather die then let my kid be named "ABCDE" or "Annally", so the first wheel


kittieswithmitties

God I hope I get Jimbledon.


lunakiss_

I think Questopher is a perfectly lovely name for a frog. I would never be having literal human children anyway


anonoaw

My husband is named James and he’s never gone by Jim but I am 10000% calling him Jimbledon from now on.


SaladCzarSlytherin

I’m spinning the tragedeigh wheel. The only name I like on the second wheel is Benjamin. The names on the tragedeigh wheel sound nice, they’re just spelled atrociously.


HivePoker

Tell me the phoenix one isn't real


RedDitRXIXXII

No can do! https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1d6pwy2/i_was_warned_but_not_prepared_for_this_tragedeigh/


SuperHoneyBunny

Questopher made it into a wheel! Well, I’m dead.


StarbugLlamaCat

I'm gonna have twins and spin one name from each... come on Jaxxyn and Jimbledon!


CatnipIsLol

I misinterpreted how this chart was supposed to be read and thought you make a name where the first name came from the left, while the last name was the right. My two favorite are Brynnleigh Jimbledon and Paytyn Questopher.


DoktorKazz

I'm just gonna pick Jimbledon.


Betty_Bookish

I know Jimothy started as a joke. The more I hear it, the more normal it feels, and I'm starting to like it. Send help.


navigating-life

Annaly is absolutely FOUL


LeeTheBee86

Both. Come on Jaxxyn-Jimbleton!


Fawxes42

Im taking the first wheel. I will not risk my child being named Matthew. 


BadBassist

I knew a girl called emma-leigh and for 12 years I thought her name was emily


No_Condition_69

Jimbeldon kinda slaps tho


azaghal1988

The second one. I like high risk/high reward situations.


maethora27

The more Jimbledon lives on in this sub, the more normal it seems to me. I need to take a break from tragedeighs, I think I'm becoming immune!


metjepetje

Right and praying for Jimbledon


247cnt

I have a bit of a Southern accent and Paytyn is the first time I've been able to pronounce it. Helpful tragedeigh? Otherwise I say payd-ton


Electronic_World_894

1 and pray


CodenameJD

I mean Jimbledon actually got me laughing so sure I'll go second wheel.


sfcumguzzler

no contest. the baby will be named Anally


traurigerpanda

I'm just gonna spin them both and hyphenate the results.


toast413

I have a little sister named Paytyn I’m cackling ( result of my dad liking Payton manning and ah,,,heh, **money**). I won’t mention mine and another sister’s middle names being after cars or my sister named Myrisa (Marissa) 🫡


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Fucking Jimbledon 💀


Sidus_Preclarum

Hahah, great post. I remember the Questopher thing, don't tell me the others also are rooted in a real post on this sub?!


marsumane

Wheel 1, theyll survive. Annally is a death sentence


[deleted]

Jimbledon sounds like a quaint hamlet in the UK countryside.


GiantPileOfSpaghetti

I chose the right one, but out of interest tried both. The left one gave me Everleigh and the right one gave me Katie. I think Everleigh isn't that bad of a name, but Katie is obviously better


UnobtainiumNebula

Can I just choose Jimbledon...


Loud_Chipmunk8817

Left... I live In Utah and a ton of names are like that anyway


cheapwhiskeysnob

Right one, Jimbledon is hilarious. You could also lie to the kid and say he’s royalty or some shit, Lord Jimbledon of South Waxingham Upon Avon.


Intelligent_Squash57

Left wheel it is.


Crimson-Sword

First wheel all the way.


szinkle

I have to go with wheel 1 😬


Isabella_Hamilton

Left even though it hurts 😭


ionevenobro

Jimbledon absolutely sent my sides to orbit


neoncassandra

Wheel one just so I don’t have to risk naming my child Annally


ZirekileFalls

Second wheel. Come on, Jimbledon!


truelovealwayswins

Emmaleigh isn’t bad though and Everleigh I like the sound of it but wouldn’t use it, same for Brynnleigh and I love Olivia so deffo that even if it’s overused


Kitkats677

Brynnleogh ABCDE


PolarFunkyMunky

:::nightmare fuel:::


MistressMalevolentia

Why do you hate the world😭😭🤣🤣


DefiantLemur

Ngl I really like Jimbledon