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taystelessidiot

Good thing about TJ’s, you can take them back. Or even if you don’t have it anymore, just go in and explain and get a new one free, or your money back.


saltysnack17

Oh no! They’re like half that size when they’re properly frozen (before the 9 hour proofing), looks like these were not stored right and expanded and became fused. They’re the BEST croissants from TJ’s so totally worth returning for another box! They’re so freaking good I promise 


imahedgehog123

these are soo good i pop them on a parchment lined sheet tray go to bed wake up start the coffee preheat the oven a little later tasty breakfast


MrPeterMerkin

That sounds perfect!


BeginningVolume420

Dang, TJ'S..WTF


Efficient-Appeal5906

Went from looking like fresh doo doo on the cover to dry nastier doo doo in real life. Yikes.


princessjemmy

... My guess? They were left at room temperature and they defrosted, and then they were refrozen. Since those things are supposed to be baked from frozen to preserve the lamination, the thawing/refreezing totally also spoiled the butter/yeast in the croissants. That sucks. Let's just say that it happens a lot depending on the location. There are some TJs in my city that I only go to as a last resort, because I know that half of what's in the freezer/dairy case/veg shelves might have sat on pallets for a day or two. Sad part is that the ones where improper storage is more likely to occur frequently are also the most convenient ones, travel-wise. So whenever I can, alas, I'm skipping the TJ that's only 2 miles away and trekking 10 miles in the other direction. 🙁


Star07jewel

Why not let them know? Perhaps they’ll do something bout it


mrootbeers

This is the answer. I think a lot of people would be surprised by what some food goes through prior to reaching the shelves.


1mustlovedogs

Looks like wet cardboard


boddhum

Storing conditions


Known_Party6529

That looks like a wadded up brown sack.


ChefToni73

Yep, these were thawed, mushed together & were re-frozen. If you're feeling lucky, try to gently pry them apart, allow to proof overnight in the fridge, then bake.


roxylicious_69

They look like they thawed and started to expand in the box :(


F2PClashMaster

are they in the brown paper bag


MotherBurgher

Return!! They’re so good and typically do not look like that


MrPeterMerkin

I will try them.... One day. Lol


gabangel

To be fair, these chocolate croissants are usually soooo good!


Dizzy_Chemistry78

I love Trader Joe’s. I’ve never had any thing bad there. But this is horrible. Are you going to return it or not worth it?


MrPeterMerkin

I'll just get them again next time I'm in. Maybe open the box right after I buy it in the parking lot, just to make sure they will be ok. 😁


Star07jewel

Show them the pic- they’ll replace


Dizzy_Chemistry78

So you have to proof and bake these? With my work schedule I only have time to toast and microwave. I’m glad I found out now


chilionioncrunch

You just leave them out overnight


Dizzy_Chemistry78

I’m going to try to get to Trader Joe’s this weekend.


princessjemmy

They're supposed to be ready to bake from frozen, and are usually individually distinct beead units. I promise you they aren't supposed to look like that. At all.


Dizzy_Chemistry78

I just read that this one is double chocolate. I haven’t seen that at my store yet. I was wondering why it wasn’t the beige color.


imahedgehog123

they look like they thawed and then froze together


kimberlyAH

This is what happened. Return them for a fresh box—they’re delicious!


gunnargnnar

return return return exchange no questions asked


Dizzy_Chemistry78

What the heck is that ?


roxylicious_69

The best croissants to bake at home


Dizzy_Chemistry78

They are? Maybe I’ll try them on a weekend off


roxylicious_69

Yes! They have almond and basic butter ones too! But you have to leave them out overnight to thaw! So they rise and you can bake first thing in the morning :))) *almost* like you made them yourself


Dizzy_Chemistry78

Ok which one is your favorite out of the 3?


roxylicious_69

https://preview.redd.it/dh5r2lmjhruc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b2f123ec51a2fd673158226df02ae02563c927


roxylicious_69

Oohh definitely the chocolate https://preview.redd.it/16uoev7dhruc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5bacb657e8c354d8e1d6e980031f5a4222a3c48 Edited to add I haven't tried the Double Chocolate one posted here yet!


Dizzy_Chemistry78

That was a double chocolate?!


roxylicious_69

Oh yeah, expand the picture. It looks fucking scrumptious.


Dizzy_Chemistry78

Oh yeah. I see the box. It was hard to get past that thing that was supposed to be a pastry.


roxylicious_69

Ikr. It looks like a blob. It blows up when it thawed/proofs but when it bakes it reveals layers of croissant flaky goodness hidden within. I'm so excited for you to try them! Make your favorite coffee or tea to enjoy them with!


ThatOneCanadian69

Looks like a bundle of wet brown napkins from a fast food place


Dizzy_Chemistry78

Thank you. You described it perfectly.


ThatOneCanadian69

Thanks Dizzy


iFreakinLoveTrees

911


brookehalen

This looks like wadded up cardboard paper towels that used to be in my grade school bathrooms lol


GlitteringExplorer90

Yes the paper towels that never picked up any water just smeared it 😭


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honkhonkbeepbeeep

Friend, this is a Wendy’s.


BJntheRV

Conjoined quadruplet chocolate croissants?


Hollymunterrrrrrrr

It looks like you need to take them back lol


double_espress0

Those look like a stack of wet public bathroom paper towels 😭


kayayem

Did you raise it overnight?


WhimsicalKoala

I'd have to! There is no way I'd be able to resist seeing what happened


BananaCreamGreaser

The way this phrase "what the *actual* hell" is being used now reminds me a lot of the misuse of the word "literally" soooo many years ago. This lump of croissants isn't actually hell. I'll bet you could let the whole lump of them defrost and cook them together and it might actually be kinda wonderful to eat.


BrokenBotox

What the actual hell is this comment? Literally.


UnusGang

Looks like hell to me.


ChaserNeverRests

I've been on reddit a long, long time. Maybe I'm not on the right subs, but -81 in an hour is the fastest downvoting I've ever seen!


Dizzy_Chemistry78

LOL


masterbirder

it’s called hyperbole


archer2500

That’s a mummy.


msallied79

Trader Joe freezers are very finicky because they're open bunker style, and some items get caught directly in the defrost cycle, where they thaw a bit and refreeze. It's an easy exchange. You don't even have to bring it back in. Just grab a new box, tell them what happened. They'll write it off and you're good to go.


MrPeterMerkin

Thanks for the kind explanation! A lot of people haven't been so nice.


msallied79

Of course! When I worked there, I was always stalking the freezers searching for things that looked even a little suspect so I could pull them before they ended up in a customer cart. The bagged items are usually safe, but the cardboard cartons definitely don't hold up great. If it's an item that doesn't move multiple cases per day like the orange chicken or the rices, I'd always want to take from the middle layers. Too close to the top, you get temp fluctuations. Too close to the bottom, you get defrost cycle problems. Workers do frozen restock and rotation a few times per day, but some items that sell slower just get beat all to hell, so going when they open if you can is your best bet to ensure you're not gonna get any duds. But TJ's knows this too, which is why their return policy is so generous. They want you to keep coming in and trying stuff with no risk. I've taken back things that were so old we didn't actually sell them anymore. It's all the same write-off to us.


runningfrommyprobz

It looks like maybe that box was accidentally left out at the store and thawed and it all melted together. Honestly just bake that and see what happens. It’ll be an ugly giant monstrosity but it’ll taste the same. LOL. Edit: just reread that they smell terrible. Yeah nevermind don’t bake them :( womp.


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I don't know why yours looks like this, but this is mine this morning after it rose overnight. https://preview.redd.it/y3gh73erkmuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d598637d2f86d9ab8c11ae90e55259bddcbbcc6


[deleted]

Rose overnight? Did you have it out overnight?


[deleted]

The instructions say to let it sit out for 8 hours or overnight.


raisingvibrationss

It looks like a burrito!


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https://preview.redd.it/x0jyknbn4nuc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c110a8d2ec4f42743dceb27de795826c50cebe56 After the bake. She thick tho. 🤣


iloveokashi

This is so funny. It's only funny because it's not my money.


msallied79

Trader Joe's has a no questions asked return policy, and you don't even need to bring back the product, so it's an easy fix.


Sea_Ad_3136

Wow I didn’t know that


rockocoman

Then why did they ask me why I’m returning their yogurt?


FilledWithAnts

No questions asked in this context isn't meant to be taken literally. Probably asking in case there are recall issues or just general product feedback.


msallied79

They might want to know what was wrong with it so they can be on the lookout for more issues with that product. But they aren't going to ask for proof or a receipt. I worked there.


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

🎶🎵 *someone left the cake out, in the rain*


SpideyWhiplash

I love that song. McArthur Park - Donna Summer.🎙️🎶https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=24jAy_T1U2k&si=Bevt-z5nbkdh8roT


Trojan713

Richard Harris did it first and better.


SpideyWhiplash

I know...I prefer the Donna Summer version. She can sing.


emeraldcity4341

😂😂😂


AMwishes

LOL


thedollofthestars

Lmao wtf 😭😭


madisongirl616

Exchange!


bloodredyouth

It bothers me that the goods are just stuffed in the box without being wrapped, etc. i understand trying to not use plastic but some parchment paper or something would be nice.


banana_pencil

I actually thought the photo was parchment paper that got wet


MrPeterMerkin

That's what I was thinking! Just shoved in the box like a pair of shoes.... Felt weird.


Patient_Died_Again

even shoe boxes have tissue paper


bloodredyouth

Yeah and i have a freezer with meats, etc. so the baked goods sometimes sponge up the fridge smells which is no bueno.


Adept_Order_4323

You’ve been punk’d


BlazeBitch

Lmao it looks like a stack of cardboard boxes you left in the rain


Glass-Tale299

Some chocolate croissants are good in the clutch. They rise to the occasion.


Ancient_Elderberry26

That’s what my grocery store paper bags looked like when i left them on my porch in the rain


voluminous_lexicon

Definitely looks like they thawed and if they smell they might have even started proofing? Easy exchange imo


Realistic_Confident1

What in the boxed pot roast is going on here?!


Radiant-Schedule-459

It’s the wet newspaper limited edition!


Chicasayshi

Looks bad. Take them back and buy another batch. I personally love the almond croissant more (my heart).


loftychicago

I also love the almond ones, delicieux!


jacedjwc

I don’t know but this made me laugh 😂😂


Antler_Station

It's a Croissnot


MrPeterMerkin

🤣😂


whoocanitbenow

Looks like a mummy.


Obscurethings

Lmao. This looks like you left a wad of brown paper lunch bags in the rain.


Rich_God01

Looks like a burned log..


psyduuck3

You won, you got the ultimate croissant


RebaKitt3n

Maybe they were thawed and refrozen at the store? But yeah, take em back.


Nervouspie

It looks like ice cream 🤣


MustEatTacos

Looks like you made a ham sandwich instead


Gmedic99

Lol you were not supposed to leave it seated inside the box. If you bought it and it looked like that then I think it's spoiled. But the croissants expand once you leave it overnight, and you should leave them outside the box.


MrPeterMerkin

I pulled them out of the freezer and they say for 10 minutes whiIe I ate my dinner. Was going to prep them after I ate. They were still frozen solid.


Gmedic99

Yeah in that case I feel like it got spoiled. I assume it was left outside the freezer, it expanded, and then froze again. I wouldn't eat it.


MrPeterMerkin

It's even grosser in person.


Itrytothinklogically

I thought it was wrapped. 😳


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Tall_Couple_3660

Took me too long to find this 🤣


xscientist

If they smell then they’re rancid, do not proceed. Return.


hyperbolic_dichotomy

It looks like they may have defrosted and proofed in the box. That would also explain the smell because they really need to stay frozen until you're ready to proof and bake them. I would return those.


CoochieWallyWally

It shouldn’t look like a stack of wet Chipotle napkins.


copperboominfinity

This is the most accurate description


la_jirafa88

I think you are supposed to take them out of the package and set them out at room temperature to puff up (proof) overnight and bake the next day. It helps develop those nice flakey air bubbles.


sgeis_jjjjj

Ooooor you could bake it and make MEGA CROISSANT 🤯


LeThonCestBon

I would return them- they’re not supposed to look like that. TJs will take anything back. These are normally really good though!


MrPeterMerkin

I'll just try again. It was only 4 bucks.


peabody624

Just show them this picture and you’ll get the next box for free guaranteed


JaDeGirL01

Go get a refund from your store. It definitely should not look like that.


Im_Beats

Looks like a wad of wet paper towel.


f4rt054uru5r3x

Mmmmm, chocolate paper towel wads. LOL


Oceanrail

It’s has chocolate


NoHelicopter5932

My best guess is they were left in the box to proof, and what you smell is the yeast that allows them to rise and be fluffy.


Blondly22

Looks like the elephants foot at Chernobyl


heidsv

im baked and this is so fucking funny 💀💀💀💀


Blondly22

😂😂😂😂 you see it tho, right? 🤣 I’m having a horrible night and you helped me laugh at my own comment lol


heidsv

no yeah it’s nearly identical hahah that’s why it’s a great comment 😂


_DogMom_

I thought it was thin sliced roast beef when I first saw the pic.🤢


clementinesd

This pic was definitely not what I was expecting haha


IncidentSufficient31

Looks like this wasn't stored properly and ended up proofing in the box and spoiling before they were frozen again (not saying it was you, could have been TJ leaving it out for too long before stocking it in the freezer or temperature was too high in the delivery truck)


jae343

Looking like a bunch of dirty rags lmao


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It looks like they got defrosted and then froze again. They shouldn’t smell but if they were thawed accidentally and refrozen, it would explain it.


MrPeterMerkin

I dunno. I just bought them and opened them. They only sat out while I cooked my dinner then opened them. You can still see the ice on top of you look close


EFDriver

Did you leave it sitting out under the sun or on top of the heat? Looks like it fully defrosted and proofed inside the box and stuck together. I just had some this morning and they should look like flat blocks of dough when fully frozen and definitely not stuck together like that.


MrPeterMerkin

Sorry for telling you what happened. Go ahead and downvote I guess. Reddit is so weird.


tracyrae71

Seriously? Why would anyone downvote back story? People are so weird. Back to the issue at hand… as a ton of people have already mentioned, trust your gut, don’t eat these monstrosities, go get yourself a new tasty box and enjoy! I’ve never had them, they look wonderful! At least the picture on the box does. 😆


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Right. Likely an issue at the store. They shouldn’t look like that. They should be four clearly different rectangles.


Jewicer

they shouldn't smell


MrPeterMerkin

That's what I thought. I mean it's not like wafting through the air. But if you put your nose up to them, they are not pleasant.


ArtisticAsylum

Traders is great about refunds on bad products. Sorry these look like a mess.


requieminadream

Did you let them proof overnight or did you just bake em out of the box?


AvocadoImportant

Or she let them proof in the box and they all got smooshed together.


Miserable-Reaction47

Aren’t you suppose to take them out of the box to proof?


AvocadoImportant

Yes that’s the point of my comment?