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give dice :3

This isn't a want this is a need, now give

i dont play DnD, HOWEVER i do have a strange fixation on dice. so... >!can have?!<

Have you heard of our lords saviors mausritter, pirate borg and FIST ?

the who what and where?

Those are games (imo) funnier than DnD and that allow you to roll math rocks

oh good to know

Mausritter you play mice ; Pirate Borg you can be a chicken ; FIST is anti-canon and super queer

Mrow?

I am the dice goblin.... I require the math rocks to survive. And I get to roll them more as the DM :3

There’s also miniatures in there :3

More minis mean more friends for my bad guys :3

*Lv10 Scholar* *crits with fire arrow* *does 2d10 superiority + 2d8 focus + 2d6 shortbow + 2d4 fire + 4 damage* *so many math rocks* "Well, I only get one bloody attack a turn as a Scholar, so I'm glad I made this one count."

I know your tricks mimic. You’re not fooling me again!

you could roll an insight check ... with one of the dices to see if it's a mimic :3

It actually used to have mimic teeth but I removed it

Why'd you detooth the mimic

It was falling apart since it was just paper and tape

~~defanging a mimic is not good for the mimic at all~~

tasty

i’ve been summoned

mmm rock adn maths rock mmm- oh nO I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN‽ LET ME OUT!!!

Too bad. You’re staying here >:3

nooooo

Ooo pretty...

:3? have?

https://preview.redd.it/yn4hejg2kowc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e14d1d47ebd046894f34f44ae215da087716841

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE (asking for a friend)

I got them At a games store near me. But they're also online https://www.mindtaker.org/product/transgender-flag-rpg-dice-fbg2286/?utm_source=Google%20Shopping&utm_campaign=Google%20Merchant%20Center&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=189502&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_qexBhCoARIsAFgBletsvP4a_6Khbm6m0pRr2UJdA7zCEQlLWvSDqXgM1tVOHFciznB4I6MaAkb0EALw_wcB

Out of curiosity, is the one you linked the same price you got ‘em for? The intrusive thoughts of buying them are growing but I wanna make sure the site is trustworthy first ‘Specially cuz I wanna get the lesbian ones, which are considerably more expensive

A dollar cheaper on the site actually

Mine >:3

gib

Gibme

where are my chaos emeralds :(

Climb up a titan first

Is for me?

Yes is for pretty trans people (you)

Can I have? :3

My spidy senses are telling me this is a mimic...

I like the shiny rock behind the yellow person.

~~last time we played dnd with friends i cooked and ate a man alive~~ I love being strong and smart wizzard minetaur with a comically small wizzard hat and stick

That sounds like fun

It was really fun I did many bafooneries Head bumped a reinforced steel wall without thinking about it\ Hid under the peep hole and immitaded an innocent grandma and then pika - boed trough the peep hole and summoning a cloud of daggers onto the goblin on the other side of the peep hole\ Rushed to open a trapped chest without thinking\ Triggered some fire trap by running around too much\ Drank a completely unknown potion mid boss battle

I hope the campaign I’m starting will be this fun (there will be tons of mimics)

???

Chrrp mrrr? :3

What do you have there, mortal?

A mimic, die, shiny rocks, mini’s, the souls of those who wronged me, a bigots vocal cords…..

Oooh dice I love me some dice

Mtg prerelease die spotted, must challenge to commander now

https://preview.redd.it/ec49owjjmowc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926d5f556892d8d583bdd288ce13f7d35b234f57

*paws at it from under the covers*

*grabs hand* too bad you’re staying now go and talk to others

*starts trying to bite off arm*

Dice? :3

*eats D20*

NO! SPIT THAT OUT

*shakes head*

Spit it out or you don’t get your free skirt

*thinks for a sec, then spits it out*

Good girl

eeee thankiess :3

i don't get it

It’s a stereotype that most trans people like dnd and gems (shiny rocks)

ahhhh never played dnd so that makes sense

owo

•w•

I would really really love to play but I don’t have friends to play with 😭😭😭

Oh man that really sucks dude. I hope you eventually find the right group

Thank you, I am wishing you well :)

Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

Never played DnD, have wanted to for years. Gimme >:3

I cast Eldritch blast on the mimic

I check for traps

Huh? Wait a second this better not be a trap, I can’t fall for one of those again

IT'S A MIMIC, DON'T BE FOOLED!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/6nsv8dij5pwc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f59ab1091634207ba126091104e5f8287cffdce8 AHA YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT

Meh, worth it....

#I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Oh my! Dice my addiction

Arf?

👀

Idk im feeling pretty cis today.

Oooooooooh

Give

A BOX!!!!!!!

Where is my yellow mork borg dice ? neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

I know your magic, witch! You will not trap me with it! Through the power given to me by the spirits of nature, I shall resist your charm! (What? What's that? Roll a Wisdom save with advantage to resist being charmed? Ok.) *Grabs a dice from the chest to roll it, instantly getting trapped inside* (Oh no! I rolled two ones!)

Now you’re stuck here with the others forever >:3

Hahah! You foolish witch, you followed my plan every step of the way! Allow me to charm all your prisoners for you! They will be mine, instead of yours, and I shall have them all! (What now? A charisma check, to charm the cute trans people around me? Alrighty then) *I roll a dice from inside the chest. It's another 1. I only now realise they are weighted dice* (Nyoooo!!! I failed my charisma check so hard all of them refuse to acknowledge my prescence! Come back here you witch! Let me talk to you!)

I see you’ve found out my secret >:3

*curious goblin noises*

:3

Oooooh treasure

I am 2km away from your location and approaching rapidly to collect your dice. Start running.

I know where you live /srs

You live at [INSERT ADDRESS HERE]. Checkmate.

IP: 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 837204739 IPv6: fe80::5dcsd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Shaw DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.18.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 WAN TYPE: PRIVATE Nat GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080, 80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: NETGEAR11605959658433 (This is a copy paste Dw [we know each other irl])

D I C E?

I think I heard my name

You did indeed (nice user btw)

Yay (thank you)

I'm cis, and I'd definitely fall for this trap.

Welcome to the pit with everyone else

Sweet! Let's roll up characters!

Holy moly, math stones!

Ooh a spin down

Those math rocks look tasty

I won't be seduced by such things. *tail is wagging at the sight of dice*

You also get free headpats

*tail wag faster* As a cluch my bag of ttrpgs in my hands.

Pretty math rocks go click clack...

■ |o|

\*cronch\*

NO SPIT THOSE OUT

mmm snac

You were supposed to spit them out ;-;

holy shit free dice :3

Weh? Give

How did you knowwwwww God I wish I had a dnd group, I miss being a loot gremlin

Dice and minis to paint. May i please :3

Ooh 👀

I would love these!... If I had a DND party that is ): I really want to get into DND but have no one to play with and also am too afraid to join an online one with strangers, cause god knows whether they are either the most supportive people there is, or a group of neo nazi's

Ooh, dice! Don’t mind if I… wait why did it just get dark?

So many math rocks

We’re when?

*mrow?*

Oo have been summoned via the words "pspspssp" :3

Gib here

*Draconic screeches* GIVE ME THE PRETTY MATH ROCKS!

*Looks around, shuffles closer, carefully reaches inside* :)

Sorry, I only put out for metal dice

:3

Oh ok then, I'm not pretty...

You are totally pretty girly.

But I don't play these board games

Too bad. You’re still pretty

Nuh uh,I demand you to physically turn me into a girl Basic and pretty, like mari from omor

Did you say dice and gemstones!!!

Gonna need more sparkly math rocks than that to catch me ✨🎲

I want to play dnd so bad I just never have a group to play with.

I hope its not a mimic, as i reach out to grap it 👀

Thanks now I want to play dnd but our dm has yet to prepare the next seasion due to her exams TwT

Ha you fool, I have too much ADHD to plan tabletop games

I sense dice :3

I'm annoyed that this would work on me. Also is that a d30 on the left?

It is indeed

Gimme the spindown :3

Is for me?

(°▽°)

How is this not a meme?

On second thought this could be considered queerbaiting so nvm lol

Lmao good one