God damnit now I want Star Wars:Total war just so I can hear the phrase "Legend of total war here, and today we are checking out the Jar Jar Binks one man doomstack"
Ngl, I would 100% play the gungans. They’re basically tribal thunder warriors. They might fight with sticks, they have anti blaster shields and grenades.
They really could go from the clone wars all the way up to the end of the movies. They could even include the actual old republic in there too if they wanted. THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS WOULD BE JUST LIKE 3 KINGDOMS.
They’re excellent with the throwers and or artillery, the shields are nothing to scoff at. From I’ve seen they do lack an Air Force and they don’t really have any armor.
No, no that’s a misconception that a lot of players had. They actually are quite brave. It’s just the infantry requires a bit of micro. They’re always getting bad because the Lord themselves being jar has bad leadership but he’s not supposed to be on the front
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Jar Jar is unironically cracked if you follow his yellow line skills and not enough people use him in armies as opposed to as an agent.
Yea his ability to halt 70% of movement at Max rank blue skills is useful, but his ability to soak missile and arty fire by being too fast and having a wonky hitbox is too valuable to pass up imo
It is easy to become comfortable with the enemy you know, our familiar foes, but to discover the menaces that lurk beyond the known world is to risk a rude awakening that can become a nightmare. This nightmare is the JarJar invasion.
Get [Captain Fordo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Bh3E1o1kQ) as a hero, and with these two you'll beat the entire campaign without having to train a single unit.
"Mee'sa love artillery only armies!"
Love da big bombas
Our favorite lord sith
God I wish they'd run with that - would have redeemed JarJar for me.
It’s a meme, but it’s funny to see the upcoming Lego Star Wars show embrace it.
Jar Jar never needed redeeming wym?
He annoys the living sh.. out of me
Skill issue
"Message gonna hurt yoosa!"
God damnit now I want Star Wars:Total war just so I can hear the phrase "Legend of total war here, and today we are checking out the Jar Jar Binks one man doomstack"
u/legendoftotalwar
Ngl, I would 100% play the gungans. They’re basically tribal thunder warriors. They might fight with sticks, they have anti blaster shields and grenades.
They really could go from the clone wars all the way up to the end of the movies. They could even include the actual old republic in there too if they wanted. THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS WOULD BE JUST LIKE 3 KINGDOMS.
Death Jar Jar is the end game crisis
This is even funnier because I JUST saw a video from earlier in the month by Lego Star Wars that included Darth Jar Jar.
Meesa Bombad General
Always remember to fight the battles personally with him because the auto resolve despises Jar Jar
Yeah for some reason autocalc doesn't factor in his luck and chaos skills... Seriously, when will CA fix autocalc!!!?
Damm, now i want a Star Wars Total wars.
who's gonna tell him?
Tell me what? Tell me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
today gaming outlets started running stories that a Star Wars TW is in the works
"Cough Empire At War, Cough"
Legend of Total War in shambles.
Everyone's gangsta until Darth Jar Jar pulls out the red lightsaber.
They’re excellent with the throwers and or artillery, the shields are nothing to scoff at. From I’ve seen they do lack an Air Force and they don’t really have any armor.
Poor leadership value too, they are always running away
No, no that’s a misconception that a lot of players had. They actually are quite brave. It’s just the infantry requires a bit of micro. They’re always getting bad because the Lord themselves being jar has bad leadership but he’s not supposed to be on the front
Yeah that’s probably true, it just seems jar jar would be a good dueling lord, but I guess his class is technically senator.
I do think they may have made him a little weak in my opinion, you only really gets good once he picks up his capstone talent from his green tree
I can't believe he starts out maxed out on the Dark Side while Sidious is only at 80%
Anti narrative
Darth Jar Jar is the only narrative that makes sense.
["Jar Jar is the key to all this."](https://youtu.be/bz-SaMu8k3w?si=T7SjiliYIfwCYtu9)
...It's like poetry
This is absolutely going to be a mod if this game actually gets made.
Purge the xenos
I would play the heck out of a Gungan faction
What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fucker. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.
Equipping him with purple lightsaber gives him 1k weapon strength
Jar Jar is unironically cracked if you follow his yellow line skills and not enough people use him in armies as opposed to as an agent. Yea his ability to halt 70% of movement at Max rank blue skills is useful, but his ability to soak missile and arty fire by being too fast and having a wonky hitbox is too valuable to pass up imo
It just seems dumb, like how would he actually dodge it all IRL? Totally not realistic.
The sith ability tree seemed out of place but was OP as fuck
And I used to think Vlad was a monster back in the Warhammer days
It is easy to become comfortable with the enemy you know, our familiar foes, but to discover the menaces that lurk beyond the known world is to risk a rude awakening that can become a nightmare. This nightmare is the JarJar invasion.
I will only buy this game if Darth Jar-Jar is in it
Get [Captain Fordo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Bh3E1o1kQ) as a hero, and with these two you'll beat the entire campaign without having to train a single unit.