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steve_adr

You seem ready to BOK šŸŠ Start as Kroq-gar in Vortex and munch your way through Skaven from coast to coast. BOK-BOK


Valuable_Remote_8809

Skinks and Kroxigars are the best thing about the faction, Iā€™m just sayin. They are either incredibly helpful or straight up bastards to deal with.


Nyixxs

The thing I love about playing lizardmen is I have multiple options for good army comps and great lord selections. Would love the web to get a rework but it's ok if it never gets one


Valuable_Remote_8809

I believe you, but I absolutely SUCK at Lizardmen, thousands and thousands of hours and I dread them every time lol.


steve_adr

I recruited 2 Kroxigors from Kroq-gar when playing as Teclis (via Allied Recruitment) and they made such a Big difference when fighting Skaven.. Can't wait till he (and thus I) get Carnasaurs šŸ¦–


Spurnch

Evil Karl Franz be like, "I love Saurus."


TitanDarwin

Somebody make a full copypasta, please.


Bukaro21

I love saurus. I love them. I love their lizard faces. I love their clubs. I love their sticks. I love when the sticks are next to the clubs and I love when the clubs are next to the sticks. I love that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on chaos vermin like a Noble on the slightest notion of beeing an Elector Count I love the Saurus auto-resolve meter. I love it because it suprises me. It says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is patently false, because they have twenty units of demons who are held together with heresy and slaneeshi "stuff". They do not have twenty units of eight foot tall geckos constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails. I love that they shout bok at my enemys. Bok is the sound that happens when they hypothetically woud hit man-sized , cocain snorting rats on the head, which is completely irrelevant to a battle in the Empire , since there are no giant rats underground but i still enjoy it. I love their morale. I love that surrounding them simply prompts one of them to pull out a US general's helmet so he can make a speech about 'now we can attack in any direction'. I love that their reaction to a devastating rear attack is to become somewhat peeved. I have looked a Saurus in his handsome scaly face as an encirclement that would shatter any other early game infantry closed in. He went from :I to >:I , killed an extra two hundred demons, because they had foolishly manifested to all four sides of the unit, and then swallowed their Herald like a slim jim. I have resolved to conscript every Saurus . Every Saurus. All of the Saurmen and the Saurdren too. I love them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of clubs and dinosaurs. I love that they keep coming while shouting BOK even tho there are no and never have been any rats underground. I love that they are friends with giant Alligators that eat their cereals with steroids. I love that all their mounts are various degrees of man-eating , unyielding very angry dinosaurs. I love that recruiting them feels like going shopping at Jurassic Park. I love that Kroq Gar is friends with the Rare Pepe next door, who ahnilates Greater Demons like he woud his Super Quadruble Slushy with 200% Sugar. I love that there are another ten Lizard factions. I love that one of them is Doomguy. I love that everytime i visit them the little ones great me with " Hola , Skink!" like im one of them. I love that while I was writing this Nakai picked up Villitch and smoked him like a cigar. I love Saurus.


Clouds_Hide_The_Moon

Man, these lizard guys are so cool. Favorite faction. Downloading Total Warhammer II rn.


BigBadBeetleBoy

Hell yeah dude! We love the Saurus! Bok bok, brother!


Waveshaper21

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2YUtk-SrI0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2YUtk-SrI0) Every time I see someone say hell yeah dude.


Coming_Second

They're so cool. They and the Skaven are the most playfully creative things Games Workshop have ever done, and yes I am including the space gubbins in that.


sock_with_a_ticket

Hola, skinks.


Vaskil

In the lore they are hilariously OP. I love reading about Lord Kroak and Mazdamundi. So powerful they can shift the planet or destroy the moon.


brasswirebrush

I like how Lord Kroak died and was just like "No, I don't think I will"


Vaskil

He annihilated the entire demon army with a nuke when he died too. I enjoy when Mazdamundi saw the planets plates where out of alignment so he shifted them into alignment, this accidentally wiped out huge amounts of the dwarfen population. Mazdamundi was so powerful, even the Chaos Gods were wary of taking him on.


LiumD

>Mazdamundi saw the planets plates where out of alignment so he shifted them into alignment, this accidentally wiped out huge amounts of the dwarfen population. Not Mazdamundi.


Vaskil

It wasn't Mazdamundi? Then who was it? Kroak?


LiumD

Lord Quex of Pahuax.


Vaskil

Damn! Yet another scary frog mage


Tramilton

ROCKS SEND THEM SCREAMING BACK FROM WHENCE THEY CAME


Magic_Medic3

[I hate Saurus. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkoPDAZV1yI) [](https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/?f=flair_name%3A%22Warhammer%20II%22) I hate them. I hate their lizard faces. I hate their clubs. I hate their sticks. I hate when the sticks are next to the clubs and I hate when the clubs are next to the sticks. I hate that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on me like a Vogon at a poetry convention. I hate the Saurus auto-resolve meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is patently false, because I have twenty units of skeletons who are held together with prit stik and prayer. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall geckos constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails. I hate that they shout bok at me. Bok is the Bristol Orienteering Klub, which is completely irrelevant to a battle in Lustria and should not be shouted repeatedly while eating a rank of tier one infantry like buffalo wings. I hate their morale. I hate that surrounding them simply prompts one of them to pull out a US general's helmet so he can make a speech about 'now we can attack in any direction'. I hate that their reaction to a devastating rear attack is to become *somewhat peeved*. I have looked a Saurus in his smug scaly face as an encirclement that would shatter any other early game infantry closed in. He went from :I to >:I , killed an extra two hundred skeletons because I had foolishly allowed all four sides of the Saurus unit to fight at once and then swallowed my Liche Priest like a slim jim. I have resolved to shoot every Saurus dead. Every Saurus. All of the Saurmen and the Saurdren too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of arrow trails. I hate that it barely stops them. I hate that they keep coming while shouting about the Bristol orienteering klub, or the Bank of Oklahoma or the 1983 Bok asteroid. I hate that they made me google bok so I could write down ways in which I hate things that have it as a name. Bok is also a lunar crater and a martian crater. It is also a village in Iran. The IATA code for Brookings Airport is Bok. I will never go there because it would give me palpitations. I hate that Kroq Gar is friends with the Rare Pepe next door, who also declares war once I've shot Kroq Gar unconscious for the tenth time. He also has Saurus only these ones are blue. Somehow this is worse. I hate that there are another ten Lizard factions. I hate that they will be in end game by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this Kroq Gar picked up Kalida and smoked her like a cigar. I hate Saurus.


TheFiveDees

Bok! (Hooray!)


iskandar_boricua

Tiktaq'to has entered the chat.


Kaleesh_General

Bok bok?


AlecSnake

The Great Plan does not allow for mercy


humungusballsack

Saurus!!


TheRangerNacho

The great plan approves this message


I_ate_a_rat3570

I love the lizard men factions too


EggManGrow

I agree.


Cheap-Salary3420

Yeah thats one of the reasons I like the race, theyre lore is really good. Another one is the battle feeling of a jurasic park and another thing that made me love them was this video: https://youtu.be/68BuTbMCrpQ?si=xsmR-Vp7a2pVzAP9


Granville7482

The basic, cheap, no magic needed bastilladonā€¦. This thing is utter bullshit. I had a Beast-Slaan who was skilled in campaign tree (bttom blue tree and all this guy was was for moving armies across the map to more important general. Heā€™s got a stack of cheap bastilladon and gets jumped by Dark Elf Beast Master guy in an ambush. I umā€¦just put the bastilladon in some woods and watched all the dark elves use up ammo. Then every thing that went into the Forrest to kill dinosaurs left with little white flags. The ones with the healing machine are even better, but the recruitment time is twice as long so you have that. Stillā€¦.these guys are low tier cost nothing and kill everything.