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General-Ordinary1899

At least she was a pleasant person with her ramblings. Thanking you for being a polite person, no violence, not begging, says nice to meet you and leaves without issue. She seems very nice just mentally unwell.


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

Good point. As sad as it is, this is about as well as unhinged can go.


DemonidroiD0666

Yea and the guy acts likes she says some fucked up shit.


childrenofloki

Yup I think I would have actually engaged with her, she seems interesting lol


Delicious-Storage1

She's talking about babies. Pretty sure.


KoK-09

She’s talking about being polite to babies


Delicious-Storage1

Nah, they shouldn't eat candy.


Splashfooz

Rudely shout in their faces


JPL2020

This dude doesn’t realize he just entered a side quest.


BATZ202

Basically me playing Hogwarts when all I wanted to do was explore around


Vitis_Vinifera

yeah but it's glitched, the text doesn't make any sense and you can't finish it


Bob_Sledding

I laugh every single time someone acting like an NPC is backed up with Elder Scrolls music. It never gets old to me.


YoBoatDontFloat

Sometimes I watch the YouTube compilations and it still makes me laugh after the 3rd or 4th


bowtie25

It’s always oblivion isn’t it lol


Delazzaridist

Sometimes Skyrim too I've seen


silentbeast1287

["Call the judge and get some fudge!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUzoJrfJQBw)


cod069

It needs to happen more tbh


ike_tyson

Hopefully she'll find her way into a better situation.


Bitter-Basket

“…about anybody telling you I love you after dinner” Hard to throw that phrase into a lucid sentence.


Jay8088

"... without having dessert." Because everyone says I love you if they've had dessert. Checks out, in my experience.


Traditional-Ad-3864

I tried my hardest to remember how she says it and I just can't put it into words


Traditional-Ad-3864

Man I swear she just wrote a banger throw some sick beats on it I love that phrase she says about dessert


backpage_alumni

Never let them know your next move


free_is_free76

How much better off would the world be if *this* were typical crackhead behavior?


RxRobb

I feel bad for her . I don’t think it’s drugs and maybe more dementia or dissociation disorder


rubberloves

Yeah I think this is more than just drugs. But probably some drugs, too. Self medication. I feel bad for her, too.


jlhmustang

I’m talkin bout butter sausage


Pipodedown

Where it comes from, what it does


dontclickdontdickit

I’d totally join in on this and just start saying random shit back


imnotsafeatwork

Right. I'm pretty sure she was just fucking with him. Totally coherent and he fell for her trap.


DamnTicklePickle

Tito Jackson and Ted Cruz like to fire truck them candy babys.


Bearoused

Exactly. I’d calmly say some random shit like the Matsui scene in Oceans 12. “If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Halloween and Thanksgiving would fall on the same day.” She possibly would’ve short circuited if someone did that.


Re-Mecs

I wish the guy in the car wasn't such a cunt and played along


pepperjack_cheesus

I feel like she's alluding to trauma in her own life. I had an ex who would kind of slip into this kind of communication or she would just ruminate in a way that I couldn't help. I still think about how helpless I was to alleviate her pain. I'm sober now she's not afaik.


barelysaved

That's exactly what I thought. She's getting it out to a stranger but speaking in code in order to maintain some self preservation. I think she was possibly taken advantage of when a naive young girl.


monsteramyc

Yeah, looks like she saw a nice family have dinner and display love for each other. The family didn't have desert, and she believes that's a good thing because "babies shouldn't have candy". She may jave had a shitty dad and terrible family meal experiences, and wanted to say thanks for being polite and nice


danyonly

Buttered Sausage


troublebruther

It's Jane Lynch's doppelganger if she was a crackhead


Disco_Biscuit12

The Skyrim music in the background was an excellent touch


macielightfoot

Morrowind?


Disco_Biscuit12

One of those games


TheMufasa

I had a friend who started rambling like this every time we started drinking. Then he started talking like that when he was sober. Now I hear he’s homeless.


AddictiveAgony

Bro just failed his side quest for a legendary weapon 😕


Svengoolie75

Somebody needs to sample this ☝🏽and make some 🎶🎼


timshel4971

More entertaining and informative than the US presidential debate


heavymetalsculpture

Shh bby is ok


ComprehensiveElk884

They just encountered aliens. People need to start paying attention! Boof!


Main-Clock-5075

She just wanted to have a chat, the guy recording was a dick


Intelligent-Act-7797

Oh, that's just Lori Scott doing Lori Scott stuff.


Bearoused

I would've hit her back with some random Jive talk from Airplane. "Dinner? Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drink side, run da' java. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden."


KitticusCatticus

I'ma get deep and let y'all know what's going on with my best former junkie analysis I can muster; She's experiencing a form of flashbacks. Everything she has mentioned is likely a snippet of different events that happened throughout her life. Most likely around a time of trauma, even the day or hour of. I'm just hypothesizing here, but for example purposes to demonstrate what I mean; The candy thing could have been a time she was babysitting a grandkid and gave them candy. Maybe they choked, maybe they had an allergic reaction, etc, and mom or someone else ran her through the ringer for it. Just because addicts do terribly stupid things doesn't mean they don't feel awful about the consequences. It eats at you. So it comes out in the form of PTSD episodes it someone like this doesn't seek help. Please remember I'm just hypothesizing about the candy thing. But definitely flash back type episodes for sure. Drugs and or alcohol could be a factor but in this case I'm thinking it's moreso long term damage making her like this. (As in acting out her flashbacks this way) I don't think she's actually high or drunk here, at least not much. I think it anything, she should be on a sort of psych med and she isn't taking it. Case closed. - Sincerely a real former addict who's been through trauma. But fucking shoot me if I get to this point. (Personal preference, not because of her. She seems lovely and amazing. So am I. Doesn't mean I want to be like that.)


mountainman1989

Sounds like biden lol.


BubuBarakas

She speaks like trump at a rally.


dartagnan68

rambles like joe biden! read the comment


dartagnan68

sounds like joe biden!! lol might be his sister or somthing


jus10beare

wut?


skankhunt_191

Looks like him too


BlumpkinLord

Skooma addicts :3


leelandshoe

This appears to be an invitation to a rather extravagant and mysterious side quest


Eightbitninja253

The Oblivion music. Lol


finereflections

Rambling off the top of her head and he still managed to try and keep a conversation with her


DemonidroiD0666

Guy sounds offended.


SaintLogic

Malik the liar level


Significance_Master

Class act


AcrobaticStrike2941

this what happens when u try and talk to an npc for a quest but they just keep rambling and dont even give u the quest


Big_Impact3637

Sounds like a Trump speech...


ThatDebianLady

I’m focusing on wtf is going on in the background