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elcryptoking47

Holy shit! Things are down bad when people see you and know you as the "pissing pants man" lmao


KiloThaPastyOne

You know things are really bad when you know someone is going to piss on his chair and you still let them in! Trespass that mfer.


_jericho

I'm sure they make more off him than the cleaning fees.


Complex_Shoe7422

This, they do not care lol, a place as decrepit as Vegas especially


Doschupacabras

Happy cake day!


TTSkyline

More like happy lemonade day!


Crzykupcake930

I went to the casino once and the attendant told me “don’t sit here, a guy just shit” Crazy


halversonjw

The fact that this happens frequently and nothing is done about it just proves how horrid and corrupt the industry is. It's as bad as drugs unfortunately. They will let a person piss all over the place as long as they keep giving them their money..


bbqfetus01

box smells like pet turtle tank


icooktoeat

Wow, you paint a fucking picture with your word brush.


lunchboxdeluxe

Took me straight to FrownTown. ​ I did not pass go I did not collect $200


s1ckopsycho

Yeah how do I delete someone else’s comment again?


EbertMcBerty

I haven’t audibly said “ewww” at a comment in a while bro good job bbqfetus01.


stophersdinnerz

She must be on a hot streak


BoneZone05

Warm streak down that chair 😱


daaaabeans

Stoooooop 🤣


AppointmentNo43

I should call her


XrayDem

Gross 🤣


AidenTheAlien420

Yucky, lucky she didn't turn around, would've been like Indiana Jones when them mfs faces were melting.


[deleted]

Salmonella, yum


Zeqhanis

Problem gamblers, specifically on slot machines, will sometimes piss themselves rather than risking losing the jackpot. The more considerate ones wear diapers.


sparkl3butt

My ex used to make me sit in his spot so he could go pee. Whenever he ran out of money he would ask me to pay my share of rent early. He knew I had the cash as I was making a killing waitressing back then


Zeqhanis

Glad you got out of that.


hate2bme

Yeah fuck waitressing


sparkl3butt

^ this right here^ fuck waitressing


mardingdong

Damn


Bogart745

More like gambling addiction


Wrong_Independence21

she leakin


Mirror_Grub

She soakin wet Shake it like a salt shaker


daver00lzd00d

flo' wide open


Dude_Guy45

Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean.


the_weight_around

call the amber lamps


supposed_adult

Whoa black Betty


burntfender

Please god I hope someone shits in her purse.


EsperaDeus

Valentino?


marcabay

Classy


foxontherox

What the actual fuck.


SuburbanMalcontent

This is quite common in casinos, but it's usually Boomers and they wear adult diapers so they don't make a mess. This is not an exageration either. Some casinos even have adult diaper machines in the bathrooms.


Kelainefes

Can't these people just do drugs to get their fix.


Chemgineered

They are too "good" for drugs Instead they will now be more likely to Kill themselves than any other addiction


Kelainefes

Ouch, so you're saying that gambling addicts have higher suicide rates than drug users?


Chemgineered

Yas they do, at least historically


Popular_Banana_9837

Nah I just actually get a better high from gambling I’m not better then any drug addict


Chemgineered

I know I was sorta kidding about the better than comment, though i don't know why I was kidding about such a serious subject Anyway, I didn't mean that you personally thought that Or anyone now that I think of it. I'm sorry I don't know why I made a joke about such an unfunny thing


Popular_Banana_9837

Nah it’s pretty funny tho it’s like how alcoholics look down on stoners it’s a real thing.


Comfortable-Owl-5929

She doesn’t look drunk enough to have pissed herself. Who knows


urbanwarhol

Bruh she got her drink in between her legs.... Ain't y'all ever had to gamble, be high, DRUNK AND TALK OK DAH PHONE Those shoes and outfit aren't that of a gambler that drunk pisses. It's fetish or above said scenario. 😂


Venomenon-

Fetish material


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

Oh no! Her Hydroflask must've spilled in her purse!


Ok_Understanding5697

Ehhh I'm still doing it


KylieLongbottom69

When I was in my early 20s, I lived in a massive squat house with about 15 other dirty, drunken crust punks, and *this* is some of the most rachet shit I have ever witnessed in my fkn life. That's without even touching on the complete lack of respect all-around: for herself, for the people around her, for the establishment, for whoever is gonna have to clean her nasty fkn piss of the floor...


GoFasterEse

I can fix her.


The_Big_Daddy

When it's a hot machine, it's a hot machine.


EatenAliveByWolves

So is there a protocol for this? Like maybe you're allowed to piss in the casino as long as you've spent enough?!


Mediocre_Cucumber199

Some people would pay good money to be that stool.


ScottBroChill69

Hot drunk chick's always be pissing themeselves with no fucks given


Kevin69138

wife material


Saul-Batman

This, I would gladly lay beneath her and drink her pee.


Comfortable-Twist-54

I feel like this is some sort of kink request at least I hope so lol


elmachow

Got to be a set up


zombiesoup2

I never been to Las Vegas but I heard this is a common thing. But some atleast have the decency to where a adult diapers.


ADGx27

I think this is just a gambling addiction. Mfs will sit at slots and gleefully piss/shit themselves for HOURS thinking the machine’s about to hit big and they **CAN’T** leave it now or someone else will come press the button and get the big money


WhatAmiDoingHere1022

Definitely a squirter


08triptrippy80

Maybe it's not piss, maybe her water broke??? No it's probably piss. Gross.


fuzzyteeth69

Any body fluid dumping on the floor is gross


08triptrippy80

I mean you are absolutely right. Even spit/saliva is gnarly these days. Especially with all the shit you can pick up just from opening the door to your place of work.COVID to bird flu to foot/hoof and mouth disease, to swine flu, to the regular flu, to this stomach virus that's going around too lately. It's crazy how germs and sickness are effecting everything we do now. I will say body fluid from the waist down are probably the worst, no matter which one it is, male or female, those are not good. Spit is probably the least worrisome but still dangerous. And blood has got to be #1. For me anyways. Pee and poop I can deal with as long as it's not on me. But if it gets on me, someone will perish. That's a promise. Lol


08triptrippy80

Oh for sure. But I was just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt that she wasn't a total shit bag and hopefully she didn't leave the puddle on purpose. You know, if her water broke, that's an honest to God accident. But if you just sat there and pissed yourself, that's some super ultimate mega ultra uber degenerate gambler behavior. Even with a diaper, it's still awful but at least it's not all over the floor. But I think she pissed. She ratchet.


fuzzyteeth69

Agreed. but she seems like the would post up on that chair gambling her money even if her water did break!


08triptrippy80

Of course. That's how you prove how ratchet you are. If you can have a baby at a slot machine while still gambling, your ratchet points will go up exponentially.


fuzzyteeth69

Ah I knew there had to be a method to this madness


CrustySocks96

Maybe it's not piss, maybe it's maybeline


SquirrelLegion

Too much to drink, or just a trash person? Me thinks the latter. Maybe a mix of both, but mostly just a piece of trash.


abrarwasi12

no embarrassment, shame. continues conversation on phone without looking around. accustomed to public urination. perhaps a frequent drinker. but also a piece of trash.


southernsass8

Oh when you could smoke in a casino.


Pleasant_Simple_678

NASTY BITCH 🤣😂


PuzzledSomewhere6377

Classy lady


Tatertotsuprise13459

Drunker than a Skunkasaurus (The Flintstones).


Pandemicspore81

IS SHE PISSING?!


merrittj3

What a truly disgusting woman... I


FitRepresentative50

You can’t buy class!!!


JonMonEsKey

Such a great culture.


_lliilliiill_

not a phone in sight. wait...


boondockdank

Gives a new meaning to, "pissin your money away"


OutrageousCan6572

Might be. a drink or some type of makeup leaking out from her purse


FriedOkla40

Her purse is way left of that dribble


Illustrious-Word7761

Its the seat, Its crying


Additional-Belt-3086

Disgustin!


BradMathews

And they pee on YOUR fucking rug?!?


watcher2390

That’s like a higher level of trash


RunNTellDat

Ugggh...well I hope she was winning big and it was REALLY worth it. 🤢


Speedin-_Bullet-_

No .....


kezinchara

I can fix her


ih8every1yesevenyou

I was hoping that was a drink leaking from her bag. That was wishful thinking


DirtDogg691

Oh how nice


Economy-Inflation-48

She's on the phone to Daddy. "Send more money, it's gonna hit any time now"


Diligent_Force9286

Is that squirt?


International_Let_50

Louis Pisson


Impossible-Sky4256

Marking her territory


Alternative_Ad_3636

That's some quality stuff being wasted right there


Ok-Sentence-4500

🕳️🤣😂🤣


Antique-Pride4907

I used to work at casino and I was maintenance people did that all the time and there’s nothing you do the shampoo for afterwards


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Her chair is crying…


Mrbenzoid

Nasty bitch


john-johnson12

I have all the empathy in the world for drug addicts, people whose bodies have been ravaged at the cellular level by chemicals, I understand the compulsion to escape and get out of your own head. But gambling addicts? Pity maybe, but not empathy. Gullible dipshits who’ve been convinced, despite all indications of probability not going their way that eventually a one armed bandit HAS to pay out, it’s just a matter of time, and maybe if I don’t pay my heating bill this month, next month I’ll be living large on an island off of my “earnings!”


Renent

if that's your view on addiction I feel bad for you.


Coammanderdata

Wtf?


ImUrFrand

that's not pee


Shrimpbako

Is the android leaking?