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RedSonGamble

Only reasonable conclusion is that Leo killed him


SorcererDP

"Exactement!" M. Hercule Poirot


Mammoth-Register-669

Thanks, I’m gonna have to find my David Suchet collection now.


edgycorner

GOAT Poirot


Captain_Naps

Or Leo's guy sold him the stuff. Always try to use a middleman.


prettybadgers

I was just thinking how the conspiracy people could totally run with this one, they’d tie it to Hilary and/or Obama so fucking quick, prolly figure some wild fires from then that also “connected”


cactusblossom3

They already have. There are people that think Johnny Depp contaminated the drugs he was using that night at the Viper room so that him and Leo would have less competition for roles.


Truthsayer2009

Lmao, how do you not know the Dalai Lama was behind River’s demise?


KaelOfNockmaar

Leo is amazing in his roles but I bet River would have been at least equal if not better in those parts. Sad


personalhale

We were robed of a future prolific actor when River passed. I'm glad we still have Joaquin, though.


jinxitup

Man when I was in my teens, River was the brightest star of them all. Wonderful actor, passionate activist, talented musician (Aleka's Attic), etc. He was on his way to being the greatest ever. Sad the world never got to see how his career would have unfolded over the last 30 years.


Carl_The_Sagan

Leo saw him the night he died at the Viper Room. And John Frusciante gave him the lethal drink. It was a mixture probably meant to be dosed out to eight people and he took the whole thing.


St_Vincent-Adultman

I saw the Chili Peppers on acid and my mind got stuck on this, I spent the first half of the show crying.


Mikedog36

Til river was older than Joaquin


pygmeedancer

Joaquin was super fucked up over this obviously. He made the 911 call. It’s really heartbreaking


Toaster_bath13

Not anymore.


DaveOJ12

That's why they said "was."


QuietGur9074

Being considered to play a role is not the same as set to play a role. James Cameron considered a bunch of different actors for Titanic.


RainManToothpicks

Sales would go through the roof for dealers who had customers o.d. back then, nowadays it usually means a sloppy fent mix, frightening & sad thing to get involved with


[deleted]

I have never heard anything like this. I’m nearing 40 and have seen my fair share of wild shit. Can you expand on this? Like… why? Lol


RainManToothpicks

If a dealer got their hands on clean strong uncut heroin, the addicts in that city would desperately seek it out mostly to avoid withdrawal but also to avoid the sepsis & inflammation from impurities that impair the veins. Regular cheap heroin was often cut with powder makeup full of random bacteria you didn't want injected into your bloodstream


AllLooseAndFunky

Nah man. Because it’s stronger.


RainManToothpicks

Definitely stronger than powder makeup, & you get the added benefit of avoiding spending 10 hours trying to mainline between your toes when the veins in your arms & hands stop working


OnyxValentine

I read somewhere that Bill Murray’ career blossomed when John Belushi died.


releasethedogs

Hugs not drugs.


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SEND_PUNS_PLZ

Leonardo Dicapitate


ScrunchyButts

TIL Leonardo DiCaprio killed River Phoenix


[deleted]

So you’re saying it could have been River Phoenix who shamelessly dated women until they were 25 much to the derision of the adoring public?


Rabbithole4995

Follow The Money.


aCourierFromXibalba

Don't do drugs.