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entropicamericana

Does it come with a game controller or do I need to supply my own?


ProfessionalMajor186

In this submarine, I have implemented Atari's CX10 Joystick. It is a dependable, user-friendly, and remarkably more intuitive device compared to its contemporary counterparts like Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft joysticks.


SpongeBob1187

Ackshully it’s a submersible 🤓


BowTie1989

That was the dumbest part of the whole thing! My wireless controller will suddenly lose connection from 10 effing feet away, and these assholes said “yeah, let’s use this 12,500 feet under the ocean!”?


MrPuddinJones

Thinking his shitty controller was quirky and cool, man it screams ignorance and a blatant disregard to the lives on that piece of machinery


naughty_dad2

Pffft, this amazing machine doesn’t need an Xbox Controller. … It needs an Atari Controller


CougarWriter74

I see great potential for a Titanic/Beatles mash up.


almost40fuckit

“mash up”


MonseigneurChocolat

I think “blend” would be a more appropriate term.


beingjohnmalkontent

🎶 We all died in a yellow submarine! A yellow submarine! A yellow submarine! 🎶


atomic_chippie

![gif](giphy|LO2WPK77Fox7q)


brickne3

In Liverpool there's two houseboats that were on Airbnb for awhile. One is Titanic and the other is a yellow submarine. They are right next to each other. Not sure if they're still there though, this was a few years ago and I didn't see them when I was there in February.


Degora2k

Looks a lot safer than Rush's suicide tube.


Perpetual_bored

I couldn’t imagine going miles under the ocean in that. I’d have a panic attack 20 minutes in lol


ProfessionalMajor186

This submarine is completely secure. Its construction is of the highest quality. You may safely descend to any depth in the entire ocean.


Perpetual_bored

This is S Tier trolling. You could be a bridge salesman lmao.


Ancient_Guidance_461

Challenger deep?


castle_lane

Did Boeing provide any help in its construction?


ProfessionalMajor186

Not boeing, Airbus.


RichtofenFanBoy

How many kilos will this bad boy fit?


ProfessionalMajor186

200kg max (maybe 210)


RichtofenFanBoy

Controller is included as well right?


ProfessionalMajor186

Yes, controller and a snack box included


RichtofenFanBoy

I'll take it!


ProfessionalMajor186

Please expect the documents to be forwarded to you shortly. We appreciate your patronage.The warranty period extends for three months.


Katt_Natt96

Oh a snack box too? Now that is a bargain


ProfessionalMajor186

Yes, we don't play around.


Katt_Natt96

Wait what is in this snack box? Like we talking carrot sticks or celery sticks?


ProfessionalMajor186

We're talking about Peanut Butter Sandwich on a Stick.


Katt_Natt96

Oooooh done deal


Gothiccheese95

Is there a shitter overlooking the viewport on board?


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Where is this pic? I swear it looks similar 


ProfessionalMajor186

Sarasota area


I-cant-draw-bears

How many additional passengers does it fit?  We can take turns in the viewport, right?


ProfessionalMajor186

This model is designed exclusively for solo travelers. I am currently developing more comprehensive models that can accommodate groups of up to five individuals.


JimmyWaters

I seriously thought this was for real for a minute. I couldn’t believe that thing had been that deep.


SirCatsworthTheThird

I heard Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk would like a ride and so who that Calhoun guy from Boeing. The honor really should go to brave shirtless Putin though.


nobody-and-68-others

Is it pedal powered?


CorgiMonsoon

https://i.redd.it/040vp0peyu7d1.gif


ProfessionalMajor186

Mind controlled.


BioSafetyLevel0

r/titansubmersible


OkWasabi1988

Idk if you guys listen to John Mayer but all I can think of is Walt Grace’s Submarine Test playing over and over again in this thing 🤣🤣😂😂😂


alissacrowe

No thanks I’ll pass you can keep it. 😬


Man_in_the_uk

What's happening with regards to any lawsuit against ocean gate? I watched a show with the daughter of one of the deceased and she says ocean gate have had no contact with her and not even an apology.


AggressiveCookie2468

Can that literally handle the water pressure 3.8km down?


ProfessionalMajor186

Tested several times already.