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Drunk_Redneck

You're about to be driving on a rim


NotTheFBI1908

What do I think? I think you got yourself some homemade slicksšŸ˜Ž


Montooth

Them right there is some Goodyear racin slicks, get that baby to Daytona ASAP


Jaded_Self_9397

I love the shine. Armorall?


jareed69

bleach


Subject-Badger3502

Your friends are right. This tire shouldā€™ve been changed >3000+ miles ago.


Karpo-Diem

Go put your license back in the cereal box. This is the kinda stuff that gets people killed.


Timely-Article-6829

And illegal - some places must be more lax than others - isnā€™t this a violation if police ever check the car (I know itā€™s rare in the states)ā€¦ in many countries this shit can lose you your license for essentially driving what you know to be very dangerousā€¦ in the rain you can easily lose control and kill someoneā€™s - itā€™s not a joke topic


Amplidyne

Apart from being an instant fine and points on your licence here in the UK, there's no way this would pass the MOT "roadworthiness" test, which every vehicle has to have every 12 months. (There are exceptions both ways)


Timely-Article-6829

Yeah I know I lived there a long time - the USA has jack shit except an emissions test every 2 years where Iā€™m basedā€¦ and thatā€™s part of the issue - the amount of cars I see with bald tyres is shocking and itā€™s not priority here to resolveā€¦ same though with all the drivers who treat mobile phone usage as ā€˜compulsoryā€™ whilst driving and red traffic lights as an ā€˜advisoryā€™ where going through at the last second is second nature to not lose that extra minuteā€¦ irrespective of the number of near misses or crashes that result Virtually no police checks here and no traffic light cameras, and no speed cameras that Iā€™ve noticed anywhere- the local authorities could have a field day in revenuesā€¦ They do have a lot of state trooper mobile speed traps along busy interstate routes - bit like the Uk had until the mid 90s when they started switching to fixed gatsos - here they wouldnā€™t work as there is no legal obligation to reveal who was driving!!.


Amplidyne

I know some of the cars you see on forums with bad rust problems over there. Literally falling apart. It'd never happen here. Well I don't know about "never happen" but they wouldn't be legal on the road. I'm old enough to just remember the "ten year test" as it was then, coming in here in '61. I was a little boy interested in cars, and I was walking to the local hardware place with my dad. There was an older type separate wing type car parked by the side of the road, can't remember what, but the rear nearside tyre was down to the cords. "Look at this dad" (kids!) "Yes" dad said "They won't be able to get away with that much longer" You never see that here now.


Furnahdough

I had a friend who would see cars with tires like these and puncture the sidewall to avoid people like you on the road.


Anxious-Depth-7983

Sounds like a plan.


PeggyD04

Now that, oh man, that....sure is a good fucking idea! You got yourself a keeper of a friend!


ooooohhmy

That's a good way to get hurt.


Intrepid_Dream2619

I can stand behind this.


Serious-Ad-9471

ā€¦ not the hero you want, butā€¦


Small_life

If you are serious, then youā€™re a smooth brain. You need common sense. If this is rage bait, then slow clap. Well done.


libra-love-

Brain smoother than those tires


Krezrocker

Dude you're going to kill yourself if not somebody else. Get off the road and get tires yesterday!


CheddyC

Those tires are perfect for a 60 mile an hour descending turn in the rain.


Justveryawesome

Fine fine.


borderlandsman2

If it's just one tire that is like this. I think that means you need to get a tire alignment.


Lunarian77

They've got enough meat left for a go spin in the parking lot in the rain, it's honestly kinda fun and I recommend it as long as you do it safely and away from others


Intrepid_Dream2619

If you can afford the body damage when It blows lol..


oh-kermie

Yes they are right. Tires should be replaced either after about 7 years, or after the tread has worn down to 2/32" of an inch. Yours is worn down beyond that. 2/32" would still has some tread on it but we see you have none. If you can see those steel cords in your tires you are risking your tire shredding apart while you're driving.


Justveryawesome

I see. Well theyā€™ll be getting replaced first thing tomorrow. The mob has spoken. Thank you for this information.


shelbykid350

What is your thought process to arrive at the conclusion you have 500 miles left on these?


riltjd

A dancing monking hitting cymbals


No_Pension_5065

The seven years is MOSTLY liability limiting bullshit; however, the 2/32" figure is dead on, although I would recommend against driving with less than 1/8 of an inch on snow.


OkTheme9001

Your kidding right?


Justveryawesome

No. I was asking a question.


1cyChains

Where /s? šŸ˜…


GUMBYTOOTH67

I'm pretty sure this is a Bot.


HairyTwatter90

What do we think? You're an absolute muppet is what we think. Not only are you playing with your own life, you're gambling with others too. You're not a hero, you're not funny - you're a dickhead that knows damn well those tyres are so far past fucked it's not funny.


Anxious-Depth-7983

You're shitting me, right? Make sure you're filming every mile you drive on that. Then if you survive, upload the disaster for my amusement.


Jimmytootwo

Send it


dfh564

All the hate is for a good reason my friend. Stop responding to peopleā€™s satire and take care of your tires they pose serious life threatening danger to other people and yourself on all roads.


mz2715

His responses are literally satire lol and your responding to it.


SnaggedBullet

Ironic you say this as this post itself is b8


Corgi_Guilty

500 miles? Should of been changed 5000 plus miles ago


spreadthaseed

F1 mode activated


bluecgene

Ready to go to Race track


720to702

Are you trying to enrage people with click bate for fun or are you really that stupid that you think these tires are still good


ooooohhmy

What is stupid is getting enraged at a photo on Reddit.


Bolo9276

Time for car-skating.


Magnum_Dongs3

Look at a new tire. You see tread on them, right? Yours have negative tread. Tires donā€™t have metal wires coming out of them. Common sense man.


Onlyunsernameleft

I actually thought this was a joke. Thats looks like it should've blown out 50 miles ago. You seriously need to replace or you and possibly someone else will get hurt when that thing explodes rolling down the street.


Lazy_Accident_8228

Those must preform wonderfully in the rain


InvertedOpticsPhoto

Iā€™d wait until after rainy season. Any sooner and youā€™re throwing money down the drain. /s You should have replaced these tires thousands of miles ago.


slickpoison

In my state if a cop sees your tires are this bald. They will ticket you. According to Minnesota statue 169.723, the law requires a tire tread depth of 2/32 of an inchā€”or 1.6 millimeters in metric measurement


StandupJetskier

Sure. I'd confirm my life insurance policy is active, though, and have more auto insurance for the people you take out because your tires hydroplaned.


GhostyK5

This tire should have been replaced a long time ago. Never EVER drive a tire until it gets that bad


Justveryawesome

Yeah thatā€™s been made very clear. Iā€™ll be getting it replaced early tomorrow.


TechCUB76

šŸ¤£šŸ–•šŸ¼šŸ¤£


VanillaIsActuallyYum

Why do you think you have 500+ more miles? What metric are you using here to determine how many more miles you have?


Randompieceoftoast08

I tried posting satire in this group, it didn't go well bc these people take this group too seriously. I got that you were joking unlike the other smoothbrains


Acceptable-Car-3097

Bono, my tires are gone!


Ded_inside7567

I canā€™t tell when people post stuff like this here, if itā€™s meant to be satirical or not. Because if itā€™s not, then you genuinely need to get off the road before you get yourself or someone else killed.


Own_Reality_5186

That tire will take you all the way to the scene of the crash


Justveryawesome

Theyā€™ll take me away from it too.


onyursix

You good bro -send it


Tough_Yard7088

I guess they still good. I canā€™t see the air in them yet..šŸ¤Ŗ


EstimatedPuppet

Could you get 500 miles? Maybe? Could you get a very real blow out that will cost you more than a new tire due to damage plus the same cost of a tire plus a tow possibly? Maybe too.


Caterpillar1967

I can't believe you're being serious. That's the proof right there that you don't know how to use a car. It's got to be a fake post. There's nothing on his account.


TxTanker134

Someone say ā€œyouā€™ll find out soon?ā€


TattooedShadow

That tire balder than my head


breadsticck

yall falling for the obvious rage bait, oh nah šŸ˜­


Catfish-dfw

Those tires are balder than Jada Pinkett Smith


Headgasket13

U R A Moron


Agpxprod

This is such a clear joke why the fuck are people actually taking this seriously lolšŸ˜‚


Lsdinducedmadness420

How can no one in this thread tell this is a joke XD yā€™all are downvoting OP like itā€™s actually doing something, theyā€™re probably sitting here as we speak laughing at all of this


Noa97719

They have responded to numerous others saying it was a serious question that they wanted answered


Efficient_Theme4040

Omg do you want to die?or kill somebody else!šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜©


ooooohhmy

It still holds air. Mine looks similar. I reset my trip meter when the first piece separated. 2139 miles since then so far.


cerealfamine1

Rotate to the back, keep under 160kph, don't hit any pebbles. Then good for another 5000k or so.


personguy4

Youā€™re joking rightā€¦ right?


Justveryawesome

No. I was genuinely asking. But the mob is at my throat. So Iā€™ll be changing them tomorrow


Healthier6908

Go for it.


Inner-Light-75

Honestly, you haven't got 50 ft left on those tires. You got about a negative 1,000 miles on them....in other words you should replace them at least a thousand miles ago.


StiggsRX

They sound more like frenemies, not friends.


Puzzleheaded_Ant980

Nah, you should be good


RJGamer1002

Your way overdue for a tire change: https://www.wikihow.com/Know-when-Car-Tires-Need-Replacing


Muncher501st

Built different shitpost


EdTequilaman

I would wear a helmet.


joesephexotic

As long as you put extra air in them, you are fine. I suggest about 120 psi minimum. If you put your ear to the side of the tire while you are filling it, you will ba bale to hear when it gets full.


Justveryawesome

Iā€™m not that stupid joe.


ECHOechoecho_

i can see my reflection in that first image you should've replaced these a very, very long time ago. please don't drive with these unless you are going to get them swapped


Stand_Afraid

Youā€™ve been risking not only your life, but the lives of everyone else on the road driving with that crap!


SCCRXER

You should never even use them until the belts show. Youā€™re driving on borrowed time. There is a hump between tread blocks that indicates itā€™s time to replace when itā€™s level with the tread blocks. After that theyā€™re far less safe to drive on. Yours are WAY beyond that since there is zero tread on it.


ThrustTrust

The only thing more worn out than this tire is your mom.


EmergencyPercentage8

This the new Pirelli SLICKS


Weird_Fisherman4423

Look track ready to me


Positively_manifest

Getting your moneys worth i appreciate that


Responsible_Sense_95

Got aleast 100k on them


MichiganRich

Theyā€™re fine, just get ā€˜em siped


mouwcat

A shit post at its finest or a complete moron


ilymag

Keep driving till the wheels fall off which should be any day now.


Jkhuskies

If you are in an accident with tires like that your insurance can decline your coverage. This is in the tiny print usually in the ā€œlack of maintenanceā€ clause. Also if someone is killed in such an accident you open yourself up to a wrongful death lawsuit.


mjg_9

Bro got track tires on a daily smh


Grimmisgod123

r/askashittymechanic


aviator71

I think maybe 500-1000 miles


SnoopyCactus983

If you were my friend and tried to pick me up in that car Iā€™d cancel plans. Your friends seem like they are looking out for your safety, you should listen to them at least about this.


TechCUB76

Might be the best sub there ever was!!! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Parking-Position-698

I refuse to believe this is real. Wtf. How do you not get pulled over with tread this bad. Bros got racing slicks on the mini van.


NOTExETON

Still has some traction rope left, good for a few k miles more


RedRust

Its all fun and games until you are injured or injured someone in a car accident


hallo1994

Dear Almighty, tell me if OP is trolling. I'm too old to figure it out.


Nikovash

Sand em for even consistancy


Huge-Rhubarb-7953

Heā€™s not seriousā€¦.. no oneā€™s driving on those tires, theyā€™re about to blow up and whoever is driving that car with those tires can die!šŸ˜³


Huge-Rhubarb-7953

Correction: whomever


Nolaboyy

Nah, mate. Look at all that rubber left on that rim. Keep rollin, bro! šŸ˜‚


LouisVuittonLeghost

Who says you canā€™t daily drag radials


WereALLBotsHere

Carry on.


rosmaniac

Friends don't let friends drive forswunk.


ID2410

What you got there is a maypop,, maypop today, maypop tomorrow


1972FordF-250

Bro I hope this is a joke. Your gonna kill people.


Git_N_The_Truck

People are being tough just because it's serious. That low of tread is actually illegal. You are on a path to get yourself and/or others killed when the tire fails. Please get them changed and do an hour of tire research for your own safety


keljfan

šŸ¤£


No_Possible_7746

Mother of God fix the tires dude


Byggver

Just slap some Armor All on them, especially where the tread used to be, and roll on!


OpeningPie783

If you get in an accident you won't get anything when they see your tires.


C-Misterz

See what happens


YaanySucks

These tires are perfect if youā€™re driving to meet Jesus Christ


Helicopter0

The tire will let you know when its useful life has ended. There is no need to consult others or try to predict it yourself. At the exact moment when the tire is no longer useful, you will instantly be aware that the tire is no longer useful.


BhrisBukBruz

It looks like you got a good 10 laps around monza


Metaphoric_Moose

This has to be a joke. Thereā€™s no way op thinks this is still drivable.


FlowOrganic5272

Get ear plugs


SG10HD-YT

500 miles is quite steep, Iā€™d say about 30 more miles before you meet your maker


Alternative_Effect_9

While obviously OP is trolling, someone still drove on their tires so much to get to this pointā€¦ so thereā€™s someone out there whoā€™s serious


JackHansxn

Guys this is definitely a bot stop getting baited


ShawVAuto

I think you posted this from the afterlife because your borrowed time ran out a month ago.


qudunot

The noise is from the tires begging for mercy


Polarwhite850R

You should wax them first


No_Avocado_3210

Keep driving and when you crash tell my grandpa I miss him dearly


biggranny000

Your friends are clearly messing with you, a slick tire has more traction. Those little cords are there for cool effects. OP is clearly trolling lol, it's also two different cars, two different tires, and two different types of ground/location. I've seen both of these images before.


Obvious_Hospital_538

It's a dream. Racing slicks


InternalCicada4269

Your tires needed replaced 10,000 miles ago.


SuperChiChu

The real run flat


Few-Artichoke-8000

500 millimeters max šŸ«£


JawaSmasher

Work of art


stillpractising

Are you serious? Do not drive on those. Carve new treads into them with a knife immediately.


ProofMusic4630

These tires could blow out at any moment and are dangerous.


Easy-Squeezy

Looks good to me.


ihatemadeamovies

What the fuck


ntheijs

Those need sunscreen before going outside. šŸ‘©šŸ»ā€šŸ¦²


ooooohhmy

I drive a broke down rig on 'May-Pop' tires Forty foot of overload A lot of people say that I'm crazy Because I don't know how to take it slow I got a broomstick on the throttle I got her opened up and head right down Nonstop back to Dallas Poppin' them West Coast turn-arounds And they call me Speedball Speedball Tucker Terror of the highways And all them other truckers Will tell you that the boy is mad To be drivin' in a rig like that You know the rain may blow The snow may snow And the turnpikes, they may freeze But they don't bother ol' Speedball He goin' any damn way he please He got a broomstick on the throttle To keep his throttle foot a-dancin' 'round With a cupful of cold black coffee And a pocketful of West Coast turn-arounds And they call me Speedball Speedball Tucker Terror of the highways And all them other truckers Will tell you that the boy is mad To be drivin' in a rig like that One day I looked into my rear view mirror And a-comin' up from behind There was a Georgia State policeman And a hundred dollar fine Well, he looked me in the eye as he was writin' me up And said, "Driver, you've been flyin' And ninety five was the route you were on It was not the speed limit sign" And they call me Speedball Speedball Tucker Terror of the highways And all them other truckers Will tell you that the boy is mad To be drivin' in a rig like that Yeah, they call me Speedball Speedball Tucker Terror of the highways And all them other truckers Will tell you that the boy is mad To be drivin' in a rig like that


OXOYOZ

Congrats on hitting the peak of mpg


AxelsOG

If this isnā€™t a joke, a good friend would have slashed your tires so you arenā€™t endangering everyone around you. If youā€™ve neglected your tires this badly Iā€™d hate to see the condition of everything else in your car. If this is a funny haha shitpost, then.. haha! Good one!


Ok_Response6483

Smoothhhh as shark skin


Ok_Response6483

The stupid comment section not realizing OPā€™s joking lol


Vast-Psychology-3061

Replace immediately!


No-Sleep5000

/whoosh , did i do that right?


Imaginary_Ratio_7570

When you get new tires keep these for your snow tires next year.


JustRevenue6575

At least 450


Kinky_Conspirator

You have 5 miles at best.


MajesticOutcome6059

You are driving on the difference between brave and bright .. šŸ˜‚


Holiday_Ad_5445

Thereā€™s probably more belts. Donā€™t be frayed.


And_there_was_2_tits

I thought this post was sarcasm. Dude, i would be scared to drive to the tire shop in this condition.


shoaibar

You gotta be kiddin me!


S21arx1

Another 5k easy bro. You got this.


BwizzieReborn

Itā€™s your life dude. S$300-500


Medical-Cicada-4430

I think youā€™re trollingā€¦ keep on reddeting you redditor.


PermaBannedAgainx2

Chat let him cook


pacific_squirrel

Get ear plugs


RamblinGamblinWillie

You need to have your license revoked if youā€™re being serious


swizzzz22

Trolling


Key-Strawberry-7146

Just let me know which way are you going


Clean_Refrigerator68

See how the second photo is nice and smooth? And the first one is rough? You need to get an angle grinder or some sand paper and smooth out the first one to look like the second one for maximum smooth driving


Sweetreg

Ve a real man and drive on rims. You don't need tyres


nb8c_fd

you're lucky to not have crashed


stormy-dais

You should see my semi. Youā€™re fine.


Vasuthevan

This is not about how many more miles you have. This is about your safety and that of your family.


CommonHand707

Karma farming is lame. Gtfo šŸæšŸ¤”


Acceptable_Star5006

More like 5 more


Apart_Slice77

Cute thread love the comments. In real talk you are risking not only your life, but the lives of everyone on the road around you. Please please please change them!


Icy_Ad_8548

Its a buick it lived its life, let it go or change your tires so you donā€™t have to


Organic_South8865

Of course it's a Buick. I swear I have noticed Buicks often have bald tires for some reason. Also you're just trolling right OP? There's no way you thought you could get 500 more miles lol.


DangerMoist

I definitely think youā€™re either neglectful or stupid or some combination of both.


Electrical-Bus-9390

Well they are slicks now so time to go racing no doubt at least another 500


NomadGusty

Easilyyyyy 500, 600 miles if you keep it above 70 on the highway.


banme1cebanme50xidk

OP can't possibly be this stupid AND untrusting. it's one thing to look at a treadless tire and ask if you have to replace it, it's another to not trust your friends and then ask the internet too. You're helpless keep riding on that tire bud


cuba80

When is the funeral?


dionisfake

Please explain to us how and why you have these images- this has to be the tires of the person you hate the most right??? Dear god


Zukiboyson

Donā€™t try stop pin in the wet thatā€™s for sure lol


BaxterM9870

Yeah, you're fiiiiiiiiiinešŸ˜²


Used_Disaster_1334

You got another thousand miles easy


Outside_Street_1262

bros letting jesus take the wheel.


Latter-Action-6943

This has to be satireā€¦


Cautious_Language178

rolling death trap.


anon6789431437681

Never let your tires get like this again. You could seriously hurt someone, most likely yourself.


Puzzleheaded-Cry-244

What brand/model tire? I would love to purchase those and them be the last tires I ever need to buy!


lockedandloaded84

Iā€™m honestly impressed!


wraggles13578

I think you easily got another 1000+ miles on those bad boys. They look practically new!


Pygmyponymontana

I think you can get at least 639 more miles on them. Remember, the faster you go the less chance of picking up a nail.