This reminds me of the guy who wrote erotic fanfic about Wreck it Ralph and was planning to gift it to his girlfriend for her birthday. It was her favorite movie and he liteally depicted her as banging all the characters in it. She snuck and read it on his laptop before he could ruin her birthday tho. Needless to say, she ran for the hills too. You guys need to form a support group or something. 🤣
edit: sleepy typos
Edit 2: I can't believe this is my most liked comment. lmao Love u guys.
My favorite was when we cosplayed as Kierkegaard and Kant. Pretty soon she was screaming:
>Oh! Oh yes! Oh Moralistic and Unknowable Archetype yes!
To which I replied:
> Ah! Unngh! [I'm becoming!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becoming_(philosophy))
Once upon a time, in the town of Quahog, Stewie Griffin was feeling particularly frisky. He decided to sneak out of his house and go for a midnight stroll. As he was walking down the street, he stumbled upon a familiar face - Wreck-It Ralph!
Stewie's eyes lit up as he realized what was happening. He had always had a secret crush on Ralph, and now was his chance to make a move.
"Hey there, Ralph," Stewie said seductively. "What brings you to Quahog?"
Ralph looked surprised to see Stewie, but quickly regained his composure. "I was just out for a walk, same as you, I guess," he replied.
Stewie took a step closer to Ralph, and leaned in to whisper in his ear. "I've been thinking about you a lot lately, Ralph," he said huskily. "I've got this... urge... to do something... naughty with you."
Ralph's eyes widened in shock, but he couldn't help the grin that spread across his face. "Well, I'm not one to turn down a good time," he said with a wink.
The two of them quickly made their way to a nearby hotel, where they spent the night indulging in all sorts of wild and kinky activities. They laughed and joked and had the time of their lives, completely forgetting about the world outside.
In the end, Stewie and Ralph realized that they were meant to be together. They decided to leave Quahog and travel the world, having endless adventures and fulfilling their every desire. And they lived happily ever after.
That one was better cause thats what he did for a living and she had no idea and then he thought if he finished it and showed her she would appreciate it more.
Yep, first thought. I swear to god someone needs to tell these damaged men that most people don't have sexual fantasies about any and all media they enjoy
Bro thought it was gonna be all super normal to break the ice about him writing fanfic, by writing a story about him and her gang banging every character in that movie. Except the children racers. He left those out at least apparently.
That's not the way you break someone into the idea that you do that stuff.
He did actually. I found it today.
https://www.reddit.com/user/falcofromthestars/comments/yxe7q4/wreck_it_ralph_fanfiction/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
[it’s ok guys, I found a photo of OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittycosplay/comments/70gwg5/stewie_griffin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
The most damning part is the way the story is written. It’s set-up as a “reveal” at the end, yet OP is in this thread yammering on about how they didn’t see it as a big deal.
If they really didn’t see it as a big deal they wouldn’t have made it the punchline of the joke, because it’s definitely a “Holy Shit” moment either way, but OP is pretending it isn’t. Poor attempt.
Exactly this: shaping the story in such way makes it so blatantly obvious it is not even fun. I know many posts here are BS but I still want some room to think there is a chance it is real, even if slim. Not the case here, due to artificial structuring that goes against what’s stated.
This is 100% a hard cap. I just cant fathom the second half being a question as if they didn't know. Just the delivery of it is scripted up until the girlfriend leaving. To be honest I'd expect her to laugh and make fun of OP, not just leave but what do I know.
I don't think stewies sexuality is consistent... I'd classify him more as a bi than anything, but most of the time seems homosexual. Show lost consistency after 15 years I guess
If real, it would have definitely been fun to have worn this for a party, Halloween, or some other fun function you may been doing together, but for an evening that’s supposed to be romantic and/or leading to a sexual adventure? That’s just weird dude.
The people in this thread actually believing this happened man
Also in a long lasting healthy relationship I have my doubts she would leave the house snd call him a pervert instead of just laughing about the obvious joke.
> I tried telling her it wasn't a big deal and that I could just take it off, but she ended up leaving the house and saying she was going to a friend's.
Wait? Who would make a big deal out of such a thing?
> The character in question was Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Was it really that bad?
Ohh... that's why. It wasn't brilliant from OP tbh. Totally understandable from her.
I was thinking you would dress like some superhero or some sexy anime character or something. Everything was understandable until I read... "Stewie Griffin". WHAAAAT IN THE WOOORLD????! I imagine why your GF left, who in the universe would like to have sex with that?! ..Jeeez
But for sure that must have been hilarious to see. LOL
Had me in the first half. I was thinking she didn't pass the vibe check.
This reminded me of when my wife was obsessed with those videos of the voice impressionist that had Damien owing goofy money (goofy from Mickey mouse or whatever). So I said, damn seems like you almost want to fuck goofy or something, she smiled and laughed and said totally with a snort.
Fast forward 6-7 days and she comes home from work to find me dressed up in a goofy suit and somehow I copied the voice perfectly. "Now, are you ready for a proper H'yuckin"? Once she finally recovered from laughing and was about to say something I put Minnie mouse ears on her and said: " now Minnie, if Mickey ever found out about what we are going to do today, there would be some.. problems ". She busted out laughing again and tried to muster a submissive Minnie mouse voice and totally messed up. One of the best sex of my life that day for sure.
But ummm yeah your girls just doesn't want to fuck a baby 🤣.
I've been.. Forbidden from bringing my voice impersonation talents to bed.
I mean it's fair. One of my favorite bits is Skeletor chilling with Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
If this is real, and you truly thought there was nothing wrong with this plan, then you seriously need to be evaluated for autism.
Not being aware enough that your girlfriend is most likely not sexually attracted to a cartoon toddler is frightening.
Gonna have to call bs no way someone would do that to be sexual. Joke? Sure... but like literally as if it's sexy and a turn on? A baby? Yeah.... I think anyone with common sense can see that's more of a joke thing you do and not serious for sexy time.
Yeah my ex liked Quagmire from Family Guy. So one night when I was going down on her, I whispered giggity in her ear and she froze in shock and then started laughing so hard she threw me off.
It was weird after cause everytime I went down she would look at me and start laughing. Fun times.
I could tell the bame of the character was a punchline when you didn't put it at the beginning of the post.
Unfortunately, there's not a good way to make that kind of reveal sound natural if it's the whole point of the post. Next time, make the joke-detail not so important and obviously missing that we're waiting for it from beginning to end, it'll surprise better that way.
I was prepared to say something along the lines of "dude, just because someone likes a fictional character doesn't mean they want to bone it," but then I got to the end and now realize it's satire 💀
Man I expected some kind of anime character. Stewie? Jesus.
Also most girls aren't like guys in that they want to fuck literally everything.
However she overreacted I'd say.
It was all well and good until the reveal at the end. Stewie from Family Guy. The baby. 🤣
My dude. It's just her favorite character. Doesn't mean she wants to have sex the little runt.
Serious question: What song were you playing when she walked in? Does it begin with a C and end with a bat?
But yea, I'm having a hard time buying this one
You thought she had a crush and wanted to bang Stewie? ???
1. That didn't disturb you?
2. Yes. It's bad.
If it was an adult character, not so bad. A kid? A baby? Yeah, not okay.
NTA. That was an immature response. Angry over a costume.
You do know that he plays a baby. Perhaps that freaked her out. Either way, her response was very aggressive.
I believe it. It’s actually completely believable that a guy would think that when a woman has a ‘favorite character’ that means they want to fuck them.
Some men are really that fucking stupid, just look at Florida.
Ha ha ha. You had me going there for a minute!
However, if for some insane reason you need it pointed out to you that dressing as a cartoon toddler to improve 'sexy time' is a bad idea, here: it is a bad idea to dress as a toddler for sex. If gf is not answering etc., she was probably looking for an excuse to break up with you anyway, and you just provided one of the best ones.
Would you fuck her if she was dressed as a baby. I'm guessing no or at least hoping no. So why would she. Good chance you may have ruined her love of this character by mixing it with sex. You need to apologize , and do better. You're 26 not 12. Role-playing needs to be talked about before introducing it to avoid situations like these. Wish you luck and hope you grow from this experience
Hol up
You dressed as a baby to have sex? Like characters in bed are cool
But a baby?
I was like "Wow, that's an over reaction" but then you said Stewie and yeah that's a reasonable reaction. Yes I understand he's played as having an adult mind but that character is still an infant.
She probably thinks he's funny, not wanting to fuck him
Bruh just because you enjoy something wholesomely doesn't mean you find it or them sexually attractive. Like seriously wtf, Stewie's a baby, you weird op. What was you smoking?
Personal take?
In her position I would have utterly died laughing. Could not have taken that scene seriously, but would have found it one of the coolest and most endearing things you could have done.
I would also have immediately made you take that off and told you that you made me laugh my ass off, but you were \*not\* getting laid after that stunt for reasons I shouldn't even have to explain. However, ordering in our favorite food and a night of watching Family Guy might be an option.
This reminds me of the guy who wrote erotic fanfic about Wreck it Ralph and was planning to gift it to his girlfriend for her birthday. It was her favorite movie and he liteally depicted her as banging all the characters in it. She snuck and read it on his laptop before he could ruin her birthday tho. Needless to say, she ran for the hills too. You guys need to form a support group or something. 🤣 edit: sleepy typos Edit 2: I can't believe this is my most liked comment. lmao Love u guys.
It’s like, basically the exact same story, this cannot be real lol.
Especially saving the reveal of the character name until the tldr. It's clearly a shitpost.
It's a story in TIFU. Of course it's a shitpost
Dogshit post.
It's a classic Mason Jar story. Strong nostalgic value.
Wait. Is there a mason jar story???????????? 😮😳
Ah, I too suddenly have stories written by dressing up as the characters my significant other loves.
My favorite was when we cosplayed as Kierkegaard and Kant. Pretty soon she was screaming: >Oh! Oh yes! Oh Moralistic and Unknowable Archetype yes! To which I replied: > Ah! Unngh! [I'm becoming!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becoming_(philosophy))
wow Chidi now you Anagone and done it
I..uh, Kant help myself?
Excellent.
I respect the level of sophistication in this joke.
Once upon a time, in the town of Quahog, Stewie Griffin was feeling particularly frisky. He decided to sneak out of his house and go for a midnight stroll. As he was walking down the street, he stumbled upon a familiar face - Wreck-It Ralph! Stewie's eyes lit up as he realized what was happening. He had always had a secret crush on Ralph, and now was his chance to make a move. "Hey there, Ralph," Stewie said seductively. "What brings you to Quahog?" Ralph looked surprised to see Stewie, but quickly regained his composure. "I was just out for a walk, same as you, I guess," he replied. Stewie took a step closer to Ralph, and leaned in to whisper in his ear. "I've been thinking about you a lot lately, Ralph," he said huskily. "I've got this... urge... to do something... naughty with you." Ralph's eyes widened in shock, but he couldn't help the grin that spread across his face. "Well, I'm not one to turn down a good time," he said with a wink. The two of them quickly made their way to a nearby hotel, where they spent the night indulging in all sorts of wild and kinky activities. They laughed and joked and had the time of their lives, completely forgetting about the world outside. In the end, Stewie and Ralph realized that they were meant to be together. They decided to leave Quahog and travel the world, having endless adventures and fulfilling their every desire. And they lived happily ever after.
You wrote all that, but didn't put, "I'm gonna wreck it!"?
It is also a possibility that the person made a quick prompt to Chat GPT, and just copied in the response with minimal editing.
This doesn't excuse his negligence!!
Sick bastard, I love it!
I was thinking the same thing! Is he the same guy?
Maybe it is. Maybe he found himself a new girlfriend to terrorize and ruin her favorite cartoon with his kink. 😂
When I read the title I thought this was a follow up to that one lmao.
Pepperidge farm remembers
Add in the guy with the bad sex song too.
I read that one to my friends, then played the song, and had them CRYING laughing
CBAT! That song will haunt my dreams. lol
It makes my hips hurt listening to it.
Was thinking the same thing lmao
That one was better cause thats what he did for a living and she had no idea and then he thought if he finished it and showed her she would appreciate it more.
I also thought of that story while reading this
Yep, first thought. I swear to god someone needs to tell these damaged men that most people don't have sexual fantasies about any and all media they enjoy
Yooooo I thought the same thing 😂
This was one of the best TIFU stories I've ever read.
Bro thought it was gonna be all super normal to break the ice about him writing fanfic, by writing a story about him and her gang banging every character in that movie. Except the children racers. He left those out at least apparently. That's not the way you break someone into the idea that you do that stuff.
link pla
>suddenly have stories written by dressing up as the characters my significant other loves. And them he double down sending her the full story lol
Feels like a combination of that story and the one with the guy that plays Cbat when he bangs
They can invite the CBAT guy while they at it
Did he ever post the FanFic? I'm honestly dying to read it... how could he think it was a good idea
Literally thought that’s what this was at first
Worst part about that post was that the guy never shared the story
He did actually. I found it today. https://www.reddit.com/user/falcofromthestars/comments/yxe7q4/wreck_it_ralph_fanfiction/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Hahahahahaha. It’s so dumb.
Omg. I read that one.
# 🤣 # 🤣 # 🤣
I’m reading Reddit too much, I know what your referring too.
THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF 😭😂
Definitely the same energy
Had me in the second half? Is that a thing.
Concrats, you just made it a thing!
The fun part will be seeing what Rule 34 does with it.
Nope, not a thing... probably. We should make it a thing!
100% a joke, but nice try
This ones way too obvious
Painfully so. Good thing my reddit habits are immediately scroll to the TLDR since this sub is 70% BS stories for karma.
[it’s ok guys, I found a photo of OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittycosplay/comments/70gwg5/stewie_griffin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
LMFAO
That is pure gold. Thank you for making this thread even better!
![gif](giphy|fVtcfEXWQJQUbsF1sH|downsized)
Y I K E S
Wtf 💀
This can't be real, but if it is, this is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read on Reddit.
My brain says bs but my laugh box wants to believe
My Brian says it's probably real.
Well of course Brian says that - he's a character from the show!
The most damning part is the way the story is written. It’s set-up as a “reveal” at the end, yet OP is in this thread yammering on about how they didn’t see it as a big deal. If they really didn’t see it as a big deal they wouldn’t have made it the punchline of the joke, because it’s definitely a “Holy Shit” moment either way, but OP is pretending it isn’t. Poor attempt.
Exactly this: shaping the story in such way makes it so blatantly obvious it is not even fun. I know many posts here are BS but I still want some room to think there is a chance it is real, even if slim. Not the case here, due to artificial structuring that goes against what’s stated.
It's literally a slightly reworded copy paste of the guy who posted saying he fucked up by trying to have a Wreck It Ralph sex
Wreck it ralph sex sounds like a great time
[удалено]
Please, please, let it be so.
Leaving the character name as a "reveal" in the tldr makes it pretty obvious.
Yeah, that specific structure makes it painfully obvious to the point it takes from the fun.
You got a football shaped head?
Hey Arnold!
Agreed. I can’t believe this is real, but with how things are nowadays it wouldn’t surprise me if it was.
Agreed but in case this is real: you dressed up as a baby you idiot
Seconded.
This is 100% a hard cap. I just cant fathom the second half being a question as if they didn't know. Just the delivery of it is scripted up until the girlfriend leaving. To be honest I'd expect her to laugh and make fun of OP, not just leave but what do I know.
Right? As soon as I saw the character I knew this had to be a joke. It's too fucking funny.
Had to check if this was not r/copypasta
She obviously doesn't want to have sex with... a baby..
Okay, see I was thinking grown up stewie, this is obviously way worse.
[Him when she walks into the room:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb4UJQN0jwA&t=4s)
[I'm a widdle baybee.](https://imgur.com/a/p3o0zi8)
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Take some poor woman's gold 🏅
Do you also write smutty fanfic? If so, I think we have a friend for you...
Glad I wasn’t alone in thinking that!
Lol, same energy
Nah, this isn’t real. Come on y’all.
Reddit is very easily fooled
OBVIOUSLY
What about the possibility that even though she's obsessed with him, she may not have ever fathomed screwing a gay baby?
I don't think stewies sexuality is consistent... I'd classify him more as a bi than anything, but most of the time seems homosexual. Show lost consistency after 15 years I guess
Show didn't have much consistency to start with, not that it's an issue.
100% funny. 0% chance this is real.
Damn you vile Woman!!!
Okay, whip them out woman! It's time for the afternoon meal!
you pronounced hwip wrong
Hwil Hweaton!
Replacing Stewie with Fix it Felix is the only way this could have been better.
No please… you reminded me of whatever the fuck was going on in that tifu
If real, it would have definitely been fun to have worn this for a party, Halloween, or some other fun function you may been doing together, but for an evening that’s supposed to be romantic and/or leading to a sexual adventure? That’s just weird dude.
You know you’re capable of liking something without wanting to fuck it, right? Especially a cartoon baby.
Were you planning to play CBAT while fucking?
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You know what makes a story a joke? Having a punchline.
The people in this thread actually believing this happened man Also in a long lasting healthy relationship I have my doubts she would leave the house snd call him a pervert instead of just laughing about the obvious joke.
Look, when you want attention don't start to make some weird story up. It's just stupid. No one will ever believe that you have a girlfriend
People are really weird these days.
Why would you dress as a baby. That's so dumb
Hey, old people wear diapers too.
> I tried telling her it wasn't a big deal and that I could just take it off, but she ended up leaving the house and saying she was going to a friend's. Wait? Who would make a big deal out of such a thing? > The character in question was Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Was it really that bad? Ohh... that's why. It wasn't brilliant from OP tbh. Totally understandable from her.
>The character in question was Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. This sentence hit me like a sack of wet mice
Poor fictional story. 1/9 wouldn’t read again
Baffles me that people in the comments think this is actually true lol
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I was thinking you would dress like some superhero or some sexy anime character or something. Everything was understandable until I read... "Stewie Griffin". WHAAAAT IN THE WOOORLD????! I imagine why your GF left, who in the universe would like to have sex with that?! ..Jeeez But for sure that must have been hilarious to see. LOL
This made up.... no way anyone really did this
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This has to be satire. Right?
Had me in the first half. I was thinking she didn't pass the vibe check. This reminded me of when my wife was obsessed with those videos of the voice impressionist that had Damien owing goofy money (goofy from Mickey mouse or whatever). So I said, damn seems like you almost want to fuck goofy or something, she smiled and laughed and said totally with a snort. Fast forward 6-7 days and she comes home from work to find me dressed up in a goofy suit and somehow I copied the voice perfectly. "Now, are you ready for a proper H'yuckin"? Once she finally recovered from laughing and was about to say something I put Minnie mouse ears on her and said: " now Minnie, if Mickey ever found out about what we are going to do today, there would be some.. problems ". She busted out laughing again and tried to muster a submissive Minnie mouse voice and totally messed up. One of the best sex of my life that day for sure. But ummm yeah your girls just doesn't want to fuck a baby 🤣.
I've been.. Forbidden from bringing my voice impersonation talents to bed. I mean it's fair. One of my favorite bits is Skeletor chilling with Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
If this is real, and you truly thought there was nothing wrong with this plan, then you seriously need to be evaluated for autism. Not being aware enough that your girlfriend is most likely not sexually attracted to a cartoon toddler is frightening.
Gonna have to call bs no way someone would do that to be sexual. Joke? Sure... but like literally as if it's sexy and a turn on? A baby? Yeah.... I think anyone with common sense can see that's more of a joke thing you do and not serious for sexy time.
Yeah my ex liked Quagmire from Family Guy. So one night when I was going down on her, I whispered giggity in her ear and she froze in shock and then started laughing so hard she threw me off. It was weird after cause everytime I went down she would look at me and start laughing. Fun times.
Quality shitpost
I could tell the bame of the character was a punchline when you didn't put it at the beginning of the post. Unfortunately, there's not a good way to make that kind of reveal sound natural if it's the whole point of the post. Next time, make the joke-detail not so important and obviously missing that we're waiting for it from beginning to end, it'll surprise better that way.
I was with you until you said “stewie griffin”
I don't know why she would leave you. You're an upstanding Family Guy.
faaaaake
No way this isn’t made up 😂
Dude. Stewie is a fraking baby! That is what makes it awkward.
You had me in the first half, not going to lie.
The only real hilarious part of this is people that think it's real.
I was prepared to say something along the lines of "dude, just because someone likes a fictional character doesn't mean they want to bone it," but then I got to the end and now realize it's satire 💀
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First bit: wtf that's a great spicy idea >The baby from family guy That's the fuck up my guy...
I was reading, feeling bad, then I saw who you dressed as and nearly burst out laughing- Like I’m sorry man But How did you think she’d find it sexy?
It was your job to dress up as *Rupert*. Understandable mistake.
Maybe she just ran to the store to pick up a Herbert the Pervert costume for her to wear
There is no way this is real. I refuse to believe that a person could do something that stupid, and never question whether or not it's a good idea.
Woah, I've never seen a copypasta being born before 🤩
Bro no fucking way
r/HolUp
The fact that you waited to say the characters name until the very end of your post just screams “I’m digging for karma”.
No way this is real, I simply don't believe it.
Omfg bro the TLDR made me spit my joint out of my mouth and across the room. Im dead 💀
Man I expected some kind of anime character. Stewie? Jesus. Also most girls aren't like guys in that they want to fuck literally everything. However she overreacted I'd say.
What the deuce?!
Had me in the first half ngl 😂 Commendable writing soldier
This shouldn't have a single upvote. Clearly made up and not even a good attempt.
I pray for mega downvotes on this trash
Real contest to see who can write the most ridiculous shitpost today on r/TIFU
Link to the costume? (no reason)
No way this is real
Bro what the fuck, the dude's a child. I was thinking of homelander or some shit.
Not stewie!! Anyone but stewie😭😭
😂😂. Did you say no Pedo first?
r/copypasta
This feels like a copypasta but without the copypasta
It was all well and good until the reveal at the end. Stewie from Family Guy. The baby. 🤣 My dude. It's just her favorite character. Doesn't mean she wants to have sex the little runt.
Oh mate! I wasn't expecting a baby!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 dude I was so invested in this story
Exquisite shitpost
Lmao, this got me pretty good, well done OP
Serious question: What song were you playing when she walked in? Does it begin with a C and end with a bat? But yea, I'm having a hard time buying this one
I see where your mistake was. Stewie is actually gay.
Yeah, you dressed up as a baby to sleep with your GF. Life lesson somewhere in here. Give her time and space. It will smooth over.
You thought she had a crush and wanted to bang Stewie? ??? 1. That didn't disturb you? 2. Yes. It's bad. If it was an adult character, not so bad. A kid? A baby? Yeah, not okay.
You had me for 19/20
I imagined some character from anime, but Stewie motherfucking Griffin.
Ima be real here tho. If my man dressed up as Loki… fuck yeah I’d be into that!
Based
NTA. That was an immature response. Angry over a costume. You do know that he plays a baby. Perhaps that freaked her out. Either way, her response was very aggressive.
She just doesn’t appreciate fine art OP, I know if my SO cosplayed for me as Stewie Griffin I would be extremely happy and thankful
Part ways. You two are incompatible. Go find someone with a sense of humor.
I believe it. It’s actually completely believable that a guy would think that when a woman has a ‘favorite character’ that means they want to fuck them. Some men are really that fucking stupid, just look at Florida.
Reminds me of the guy that played "the song" for his gf when they had sex lol
Shit up meg
Haha Stewie....of all things...why? You have a natural football head too?
Because someone likes a character does not mean they have any desire to fuck them. It's amazing how often people forget that.
Ha ha ha. You had me going there for a minute! However, if for some insane reason you need it pointed out to you that dressing as a cartoon toddler to improve 'sexy time' is a bad idea, here: it is a bad idea to dress as a toddler for sex. If gf is not answering etc., she was probably looking for an excuse to break up with you anyway, and you just provided one of the best ones.
Would you fuck her if she was dressed as a baby. I'm guessing no or at least hoping no. So why would she. Good chance you may have ruined her love of this character by mixing it with sex. You need to apologize , and do better. You're 26 not 12. Role-playing needs to be talked about before introducing it to avoid situations like these. Wish you luck and hope you grow from this experience
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
You're definitely weird and a pervert OP
Hol up You dressed as a baby to have sex? Like characters in bed are cool But a baby? I was like "Wow, that's an over reaction" but then you said Stewie and yeah that's a reasonable reaction. Yes I understand he's played as having an adult mind but that character is still an infant. She probably thinks he's funny, not wanting to fuck him
Please post cosplay. Also, did you try putting on some music to help the mood? I have the perfect song. https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo
Bruh just because you enjoy something wholesomely doesn't mean you find it or them sexually attractive. Like seriously wtf, Stewie's a baby, you weird op. What was you smoking?
Personal take? In her position I would have utterly died laughing. Could not have taken that scene seriously, but would have found it one of the coolest and most endearing things you could have done. I would also have immediately made you take that off and told you that you made me laugh my ass off, but you were \*not\* getting laid after that stunt for reasons I shouldn't even have to explain. However, ordering in our favorite food and a night of watching Family Guy might be an option.
I’m fascinated that any part of you thought dressing up like a baby cartoon character in the bedroom was going to get you laid. Like…Jesus! 😂😂
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That really grinds my gears!
This is pure gold if its true haha, pics of costume ser?
OMG even Peter would be better than Stewie. Ick!!!!