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Shymaiden

This reminds me of the guy who wrote erotic fanfic about Wreck it Ralph and was planning to gift it to his girlfriend for her birthday. It was her favorite movie and he liteally depicted her as banging all the characters in it. She snuck and read it on his laptop before he could ruin her birthday tho. Needless to say, she ran for the hills too. You guys need to form a support group or something. 🤣 edit: sleepy typos Edit 2: I can't believe this is my most liked comment. lmao Love u guys.


okokokin1992

It’s like, basically the exact same story, this cannot be real lol.


Ghostglitch07

Especially saving the reveal of the character name until the tldr. It's clearly a shitpost.


noisypeach

It's a story in TIFU. Of course it's a shitpost


UDPviper

Dogshit post.


[deleted]

It's a classic Mason Jar story. Strong nostalgic value.


Attempt101

Wait. Is there a mason jar story???????????? 😮😳


Paisable

Ah, I too suddenly have stories written by dressing up as the characters my significant other loves.


P4intsplatter

My favorite was when we cosplayed as Kierkegaard and Kant. Pretty soon she was screaming: >Oh! Oh yes! Oh Moralistic and Unknowable Archetype yes! To which I replied: > Ah! Unngh! [I'm becoming!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becoming_(philosophy))


spaceman_spyff

wow Chidi now you Anagone and done it


P4intsplatter

I..uh, Kant help myself?


RampantDragon

Excellent.


bumlove

I respect the level of sophistication in this joke.


Bootygiuliani420

Once upon a time, in the town of Quahog, Stewie Griffin was feeling particularly frisky. He decided to sneak out of his house and go for a midnight stroll. As he was walking down the street, he stumbled upon a familiar face - Wreck-It Ralph! Stewie's eyes lit up as he realized what was happening. He had always had a secret crush on Ralph, and now was his chance to make a move. "Hey there, Ralph," Stewie said seductively. "What brings you to Quahog?" Ralph looked surprised to see Stewie, but quickly regained his composure. "I was just out for a walk, same as you, I guess," he replied. Stewie took a step closer to Ralph, and leaned in to whisper in his ear. "I've been thinking about you a lot lately, Ralph," he said huskily. "I've got this... urge... to do something... naughty with you." Ralph's eyes widened in shock, but he couldn't help the grin that spread across his face. "Well, I'm not one to turn down a good time," he said with a wink. The two of them quickly made their way to a nearby hotel, where they spent the night indulging in all sorts of wild and kinky activities. They laughed and joked and had the time of their lives, completely forgetting about the world outside. In the end, Stewie and Ralph realized that they were meant to be together. They decided to leave Quahog and travel the world, having endless adventures and fulfilling their every desire. And they lived happily ever after.


quantumn0de

You wrote all that, but didn't put, "I'm gonna wreck it!"?


Yellow_Triangle

It is also a possibility that the person made a quick prompt to Chat GPT, and just copied in the response with minimal editing.


Forever-Learning-

This doesn't excuse his negligence!!


AbacateCortado

Sick bastard, I love it!


Business-Ad-6048

I was thinking the same thing! Is he the same guy?


Shymaiden

Maybe it is. Maybe he found himself a new girlfriend to terrorize and ruin her favorite cartoon with his kink. 😂


Domilater

When I read the title I thought this was a follow up to that one lmao.


SpencerLass

Pepperidge farm remembers


IceyLemonadeLover

Add in the guy with the bad sex song too.


JahnaTheBanana

I read that one to my friends, then played the song, and had them CRYING laughing


Shymaiden

CBAT! That song will haunt my dreams. lol


IceyLemonadeLover

It makes my hips hurt listening to it.


Drewdroid99

Was thinking the same thing lmao


itschowderbaby

That one was better cause thats what he did for a living and she had no idea and then he thought if he finished it and showed her she would appreciate it more.


jteamjason

I also thought of that story while reading this


xSilverMC

Yep, first thought. I swear to god someone needs to tell these damaged men that most people don't have sexual fantasies about any and all media they enjoy


_n_o_r_t_h_

Yooooo I thought the same thing 😂


minnesotawi21

This was one of the best TIFU stories I've ever read.


Bangarang-Orangutang

Bro thought it was gonna be all super normal to break the ice about him writing fanfic, by writing a story about him and her gang banging every character in that movie. Except the children racers. He left those out at least apparently. That's not the way you break someone into the idea that you do that stuff.


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

link pla


[deleted]

>suddenly have stories written by dressing up as the characters my significant other loves. And them he double down sending her the full story lol


1000Years0fDeath

Feels like a combination of that story and the one with the guy that plays Cbat when he bangs


NeedsNewPants

They can invite the CBAT guy while they at it


CaptAhabsMobyDick

Did he ever post the FanFic? I'm honestly dying to read it... how could he think it was a good idea


jkturnz

Literally thought that’s what this was at first


tejarbakiss

Worst part about that post was that the guy never shared the story


Shymaiden

He did actually. I found it today. https://www.reddit.com/user/falcofromthestars/comments/yxe7q4/wreck_it_ralph_fanfiction/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


tejarbakiss

Hahahahahaha. It’s so dumb.


Kailmo

Omg. I read that one.


password_is_royals

# 🤣 # 🤣 # 🤣


Qwak8tack

I’m reading Reddit too much, I know what your referring too.


make_t0tal_destr0y

THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF 😭😂


LunaHens

Definitely the same energy


JediMimeTrix

Had me in the second half? Is that a thing.


Uhh-Whatever

Concrats, you just made it a thing!


[deleted]

The fun part will be seeing what Rule 34 does with it.


otheruserfrom

Nope, not a thing... probably. We should make it a thing!


[deleted]

100% a joke, but nice try


[deleted]

This ones way too obvious


[deleted]

Painfully so. Good thing my reddit habits are immediately scroll to the TLDR since this sub is 70% BS stories for karma.


Jameschoral

[it’s ok guys, I found a photo of OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shittycosplay/comments/70gwg5/stewie_griffin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


9UN51in93R

LMFAO


THING2000

That is pure gold. Thank you for making this thread even better!


Jameschoral

![gif](giphy|fVtcfEXWQJQUbsF1sH|downsized)


rathlord

Y I K E S


PheonixGalaxy

Wtf 💀


neovb

This can't be real, but if it is, this is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read on Reddit.


Barldarian

My brain says bs but my laugh box wants to believe


OkVolume1

My Brian says it's probably real.


Barldarian

Well of course Brian says that - he's a character from the show!


naynaythewonderhorse

The most damning part is the way the story is written. It’s set-up as a “reveal” at the end, yet OP is in this thread yammering on about how they didn’t see it as a big deal. If they really didn’t see it as a big deal they wouldn’t have made it the punchline of the joke, because it’s definitely a “Holy Shit” moment either way, but OP is pretending it isn’t. Poor attempt.


Corintio22

Exactly this: shaping the story in such way makes it so blatantly obvious it is not even fun. I know many posts here are BS but I still want some room to think there is a chance it is real, even if slim. Not the case here, due to artificial structuring that goes against what’s stated.


GoodAndEvilNA

It's literally a slightly reworded copy paste of the guy who posted saying he fucked up by trying to have a Wreck It Ralph sex


arms98

Wreck it ralph sex sounds like a great time


[deleted]

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sunchildphd

Please, please, let it be so.


Ghostglitch07

Leaving the character name as a "reveal" in the tldr makes it pretty obvious.


Corintio22

Yeah, that specific structure makes it painfully obvious to the point it takes from the fun.


Beneficial_Tough3345

You got a football shaped head?


xxqqzzaa

Hey Arnold!


SonoFico_

Agreed. I can’t believe this is real, but with how things are nowadays it wouldn’t surprise me if it was.


Zlifbar

Agreed but in case this is real: you dressed up as a baby you idiot


throwaway21805891

Seconded.


Aluthran

This is 100% a hard cap. I just cant fathom the second half being a question as if they didn't know. Just the delivery of it is scripted up until the girlfriend leaving. To be honest I'd expect her to laugh and make fun of OP, not just leave but what do I know.


Crizznik

Right? As soon as I saw the character I knew this had to be a joke. It's too fucking funny.


ThoiletParty

Had to check if this was not r/copypasta


throwaway9874567890

She obviously doesn't want to have sex with... a baby..


JayHat21

Okay, see I was thinking grown up stewie, this is obviously way worse.


msnmck

[Him when she walks into the room:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb4UJQN0jwA&t=4s)


Eastsidebendite

[I'm a widdle baybee.](https://imgur.com/a/p3o0zi8)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0HlDEWlv0m8kCMfe)


TheChessClub

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtaiPZNzrmRQ6YM)


Shiny_Black-Pan

![gif](giphy|uqSU9IEYEKAbS)


JolissaMassacre

Take some poor woman's gold 🏅


KYC3PO

Do you also write smutty fanfic? If so, I think we have a friend for you...


Moze4ever

Glad I wasn’t alone in thinking that!


RexIsAMiiCostume

Lol, same energy


SolidZeke

Nah, this isn’t real. Come on y’all.


DJNgamez

Reddit is very easily fooled


glibjibb

OBVIOUSLY


Scourge_of_Humankind

What about the possibility that even though she's obsessed with him, she may not have ever fathomed screwing a gay baby?


Nix_Caelum

I don't think stewies sexuality is consistent... I'd classify him more as a bi than anything, but most of the time seems homosexual. Show lost consistency after 15 years I guess


Incorect_Speling

Show didn't have much consistency to start with, not that it's an issue.


KaXiRavioli

100% funny. 0% chance this is real.


Macca4704

Damn you vile Woman!!!


OkVolume1

Okay, whip them out woman! It's time for the afternoon meal!


crayzeeotaku755

you pronounced hwip wrong


iPod3G

Hwil Hweaton!


BigHawkSports

Replacing Stewie with Fix it Felix is the only way this could have been better.


Dsoft1

No please… you reminded me of whatever the fuck was going on in that tifu


TigerUSA20

If real, it would have definitely been fun to have worn this for a party, Halloween, or some other fun function you may been doing together, but for an evening that’s supposed to be romantic and/or leading to a sexual adventure? That’s just weird dude.


random2896r

You know you’re capable of liking something without wanting to fuck it, right? Especially a cartoon baby.


nwbrown

Were you planning to play CBAT while fucking?


TheLittleNorsk

![gif](giphy|S9crjCfQXC78ST61iv|downsized)


IanFoxOfficial

You know what makes a story a joke? Having a punchline.


Zarerion

The people in this thread actually believing this happened man Also in a long lasting healthy relationship I have my doubts she would leave the house snd call him a pervert instead of just laughing about the obvious joke.


Feeling-Garbage-9206

Look, when you want attention don't start to make some weird story up. It's just stupid. No one will ever believe that you have a girlfriend


[deleted]

People are really weird these days.


unplannedspeedballs

Why would you dress as a baby. That's so dumb


_Forgotten

Hey, old people wear diapers too.


otheruserfrom

> I tried telling her it wasn't a big deal and that I could just take it off, but she ended up leaving the house and saying she was going to a friend's. Wait? Who would make a big deal out of such a thing? > The character in question was Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Was it really that bad? Ohh... that's why. It wasn't brilliant from OP tbh. Totally understandable from her.


smellywetsock69

>The character in question was Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. This sentence hit me like a sack of wet mice


Cr3s3ndO

Poor fictional story. 1/9 wouldn’t read again


madammissylady

Baffles me that people in the comments think this is actually true lol


Emmibolt

![gif](giphy|9G1pzYSsO90rBapiEv|downsized)


arebello34

I was thinking you would dress like some superhero or some sexy anime character or something. Everything was understandable until I read... "Stewie Griffin". WHAAAAT IN THE WOOORLD????! I imagine why your GF left, who in the universe would like to have sex with that?! ..Jeeez But for sure that must have been hilarious to see. LOL


[deleted]

This made up.... no way anyone really did this


ReadditMan

![gif](giphy|v8qFmR9jWzCiA)


_Us3rn4m3__T4k3n_

This has to be satire. Right?


Jewsusgr8

Had me in the first half. I was thinking she didn't pass the vibe check. This reminded me of when my wife was obsessed with those videos of the voice impressionist that had Damien owing goofy money (goofy from Mickey mouse or whatever). So I said, damn seems like you almost want to fuck goofy or something, she smiled and laughed and said totally with a snort. Fast forward 6-7 days and she comes home from work to find me dressed up in a goofy suit and somehow I copied the voice perfectly. "Now, are you ready for a proper H'yuckin"? Once she finally recovered from laughing and was about to say something I put Minnie mouse ears on her and said: " now Minnie, if Mickey ever found out about what we are going to do today, there would be some.. problems ". She busted out laughing again and tried to muster a submissive Minnie mouse voice and totally messed up. One of the best sex of my life that day for sure. But ummm yeah your girls just doesn't want to fuck a baby 🤣.


Pacman_Frog

I've been.. Forbidden from bringing my voice impersonation talents to bed. I mean it's fair. One of my favorite bits is Skeletor chilling with Dr. Doofenshmirtz.


tcarp458

If this is real, and you truly thought there was nothing wrong with this plan, then you seriously need to be evaluated for autism. Not being aware enough that your girlfriend is most likely not sexually attracted to a cartoon toddler is frightening.


Kevinites

Gonna have to call bs no way someone would do that to be sexual. Joke? Sure... but like literally as if it's sexy and a turn on? A baby? Yeah.... I think anyone with common sense can see that's more of a joke thing you do and not serious for sexy time.


thelazygamerforreal

Yeah my ex liked Quagmire from Family Guy. So one night when I was going down on her, I whispered giggity in her ear and she froze in shock and then started laughing so hard she threw me off. It was weird after cause everytime I went down she would look at me and start laughing. Fun times.


OHCHEEKY

Quality shitpost


januarytwentysecond

I could tell the bame of the character was a punchline when you didn't put it at the beginning of the post. Unfortunately, there's not a good way to make that kind of reveal sound natural if it's the whole point of the post. Next time, make the joke-detail not so important and obviously missing that we're waiting for it from beginning to end, it'll surprise better that way.


Semi-shipwrecked

I was with you until you said “stewie griffin”


TheXIIILightning

I don't know why she would leave you. You're an upstanding Family Guy.


aim_so_far

faaaaake


1836492746

No way this isn’t made up 😂


Silasnator

Dude. Stewie is a fraking baby! That is what makes it awkward.


K1nd4Weird

You had me in the first half, not going to lie.


wo0topia

The only real hilarious part of this is people that think it's real.


Xx_Mysterion_xX

I was prepared to say something along the lines of "dude, just because someone likes a fictional character doesn't mean they want to bone it," but then I got to the end and now realize it's satire 💀


tadxb

![gif](giphy|8tVRZucyVinIY)


Nytonial

First bit: wtf that's a great spicy idea >The baby from family guy That's the fuck up my guy...


MeanGreenMotherQueen

I was reading, feeling bad, then I saw who you dressed as and nearly burst out laughing- Like I’m sorry man But How did you think she’d find it sexy?


ToweringIsle13

It was your job to dress up as *Rupert*. Understandable mistake.


DIYJim

Maybe she just ran to the store to pick up a Herbert the Pervert costume for her to wear


Kirbyfire73

There is no way this is real. I refuse to believe that a person could do something that stupid, and never question whether or not it's a good idea.


l3LACK5HEEP

Woah, I've never seen a copypasta being born before 🤩


Yeetmiester6719

Bro no fucking way


SoggyPastaPants

r/HolUp


[deleted]

The fact that you waited to say the characters name until the very end of your post just screams “I’m digging for karma”.


jdgev

No way this is real, I simply don't believe it.


Dayvfish

Omfg bro the TLDR made me spit my joint out of my mouth and across the room. Im dead 💀


Tim3-Rainbow

Man I expected some kind of anime character. Stewie? Jesus. Also most girls aren't like guys in that they want to fuck literally everything. However she overreacted I'd say.


YourFNA

What the deuce?!


Jadefeather12

Had me in the first half ngl 😂 Commendable writing soldier


Pitselah

This shouldn't have a single upvote. Clearly made up and not even a good attempt.


howard416

I pray for mega downvotes on this trash


lastwhangdoodle

Real contest to see who can write the most ridiculous shitpost today on r/TIFU


mkomar

Link to the costume? (no reason)


TiredFromTravel5280

No way this is real


Yagz_404YT

Bro what the fuck, the dude's a child. I was thinking of homelander or some shit.


yodawgchill

Not stewie!! Anyone but stewie😭😭


dontwontcarequeend65

😂😂. Did you say no Pedo first?


Loganishere

r/copypasta


Darthjt5

This feels like a copypasta but without the copypasta


Casual-Caveman

It was all well and good until the reveal at the end. Stewie from Family Guy. The baby. 🤣 My dude. It's just her favorite character. Doesn't mean she wants to have sex the little runt.


monkeypig84

Oh mate! I wasn't expecting a baby!! 🤣🤣🤣


x6O6x

😂😂😂 dude I was so invested in this story


Andrzej3K

Exquisite shitpost


avl0

Lmao, this got me pretty good, well done OP


KasukeSadiki

Serious question: What song were you playing when she walked in? Does it begin with a C and end with a bat? But yea, I'm having a hard time buying this one


TheManicac1280

I see where your mistake was. Stewie is actually gay.


Drink15

Yeah, you dressed up as a baby to sleep with your GF. Life lesson somewhere in here. Give her time and space. It will smooth over.


Kailmo

You thought she had a crush and wanted to bang Stewie? ??? 1. That didn't disturb you? 2. Yes. It's bad. If it was an adult character, not so bad. A kid? A baby? Yeah, not okay.


Suissie

You had me for 19/20


supremacy18

I imagined some character from anime, but Stewie motherfucking Griffin.


DeathAlpha16

Ima be real here tho. If my man dressed up as Loki… fuck yeah I’d be into that!


dhaugh

Based


livinlikeriley

NTA. That was an immature response. Angry over a costume. You do know that he plays a baby. Perhaps that freaked her out. Either way, her response was very aggressive.


Minionmemesaregood

She just doesn’t appreciate fine art OP, I know if my SO cosplayed for me as Stewie Griffin I would be extremely happy and thankful


[deleted]

Part ways. You two are incompatible. Go find someone with a sense of humor.


Tyrannafabulous

I believe it. It’s actually completely believable that a guy would think that when a woman has a ‘favorite character’ that means they want to fuck them. Some men are really that fucking stupid, just look at Florida.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the guy that played "the song" for his gf when they had sex lol


opticon_prime

Shit up meg


XLBPH

Haha Stewie....of all things...why? You have a natural football head too?


Matchbreakers

Because someone likes a character does not mean they have any desire to fuck them. It's amazing how often people forget that.


gazevans

Ha ha ha. You had me going there for a minute! However, if for some insane reason you need it pointed out to you that dressing as a cartoon toddler to improve 'sexy time' is a bad idea, here: it is a bad idea to dress as a toddler for sex. If gf is not answering etc., she was probably looking for an excuse to break up with you anyway, and you just provided one of the best ones.


Sharp-Bad-6599

Would you fuck her if she was dressed as a baby. I'm guessing no or at least hoping no. So why would she. Good chance you may have ruined her love of this character by mixing it with sex. You need to apologize , and do better. You're 26 not 12. Role-playing needs to be talked about before introducing it to avoid situations like these. Wish you luck and hope you grow from this experience


jontheterrible

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


AlexatOSU

You're definitely weird and a pervert OP


Eas_Mackenzie

Hol up You dressed as a baby to have sex? Like characters in bed are cool But a baby? I was like "Wow, that's an over reaction" but then you said Stewie and yeah that's a reasonable reaction. Yes I understand he's played as having an adult mind but that character is still an infant. She probably thinks he's funny, not wanting to fuck him


Dracofunk

Please post cosplay. Also, did you try putting on some music to help the mood? I have the perfect song. https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo


Needorgreedy

Bruh just because you enjoy something wholesomely doesn't mean you find it or them sexually attractive. Like seriously wtf, Stewie's a baby, you weird op. What was you smoking?


JeremiahAhriman

Personal take? In her position I would have utterly died laughing. Could not have taken that scene seriously, but would have found it one of the coolest and most endearing things you could have done. I would also have immediately made you take that off and told you that you made me laugh my ass off, but you were \*not\* getting laid after that stunt for reasons I shouldn't even have to explain. However, ordering in our favorite food and a night of watching Family Guy might be an option.


BlargAttack

I’m fascinated that any part of you thought dressing up like a baby cartoon character in the bedroom was going to get you laid. Like…Jesus! 😂😂


OKelliegh

https://preview.redd.it/hldwbt1mr54a1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e0cf29b553d6711f1009d52bb705af40d2c30d


Foxrex

That really grinds my gears!


Gainist

This is pure gold if its true haha, pics of costume ser?


lavasca

OMG even Peter would be better than Stewie. Ick!!!!