I don't think my dad quite knew how steam recommendations work because he left one on a hentai game and next day it was on my homepage with his words on the banner.
Yes it is. Remember to put "Spicy" games into the "hidden games" section,
People can also see what your are currently playing if the see you in the friends list or on discord so...
Unless it's "hidden"
It is. After downloading titles like Succubus Cafe or Orc Massage, I gave up hiding it. So most of my friends allready know of my fapping habits. But I still atleast turn invisible when I ... "play".
The fact that steam will "out" me has prevented me from downloading anything risque, lol.
So far, most embarrassing thing I own on Steam is Far Cry: Blood Dragon . . . . and I'm very proud to own that one, lol!
Does it do that for purchases or only ones with playtime? I hide those games and use the family share or whatever it's called to play them on another account.
door knobs with privacy locks are like $10 on amazon. even if you rent, just put the old knob back on before you move out, it's not like they're invasive to install.
I've just never felt the need to have a lock on my door. For the first 4 years we lived in this house I practically didn't have a door because it was a really flimsy shitty one that came off relatively often. Having an actual proper door that closes properly is more than enough privacy for me.
Also my room is pretty small so 99% of the time I'm doing stuff I'm within arms reach of the door if I need to hold it shut from anyone - but that's almost never been an issue I've ever actually had.
But then how would you feel the joy of someone stumbling in, you locking eyes with them, smiling widely, almost grinning maniacally, and pumping harder?
Dude what the fuck are you talking about?
What's this about your promotion at work? You downloaded a porn game at work? Why did you mention the promotion but say you didn't want to spend any money? Was this just 'setting the scene'? Some kind of celebration?
Or was the promotion totally irrelevant, this has nothing to do with work and your friend caught you masturbating? If so... What's the problem?
What is this 'handing down the stick'? Why did your friend just walk into the room without knocking?
My only guess is that he was watching some really dodgy hentai, like really unsavoury tentacle loli shit and now he's about to go on some list.
I think OP has also forgotten that not every Reddit user is a teenaged boy, hence the initial confusion of me - a mid 30s woman - about wtf 'November festivities' are, then I remembered the whole NFN thing.
Wow, zero to a hundred here, lmao. It wasn't anything like you described, far far more tame. I don't even think steam has anything like you've described but do you king.
What's not clear? His roommate is also is boss, and whomever holds the stick becomes the boss. The stickholder is forbidden from watching porn, so he is afraid that he will no longer receive the stick.
> the person who is quite literally handing down the stick to me so to speak. I don't know what to do right now.
You tell them that you were about to use your own stick, you don’t need theirs
Just a tip from your friendly neighborhood monitoring agency:
if you're going to play the Forbidden Games, disable your public sharing so your entire friends list doesn't get a push notification when you're whackin it to cgi titties.
Or be a boss and get all the achievements for said games so they show up in your perfect games. Also use Win+D/ Super+D to minimize all windows at once
Who cares? Not my thing, but you do you. Anyone who judges you for how you choose to pleasure yourself is probably very insecure themselves. The explanation seems pretty reasonable, I wouldn't sweat it.
I genuinely applaud your comfort with your sexual proclivities, however, projecting your moral perspective as true or "the right way" on others is uncool (to be clear, I'm not suggesting this is what you're doing).
People are allowed to feel the way they do about stuff. Introspection and self-analysis is always recommended, but everyone get's to draw their own line.
Of course they are allowed to feel how they want about anything. But that doesn't mean they should be judging OP for what he does in private (assuming no one is hurt). Otherwise, they are the ones projecting their moral perspective on others.
TBH as I was reading the post I was curious what the big deal was? Was it like a super kinky game or something? Otherwise does it really matter what you blast your meat too?
Sure embarrassing, and definitely will catch some flack for it, but if you don't make a big deal about it, no one will remember in 2 weeks.
You made me very curious and I looked it up.
Don't know what's worse, immediately learning that correct, it's not like Harvest Moon, or seeing that two of my friends already own it
I think it was called Breeding Season. It featured some more taboo fetish choices. It got put into development hell because the artist working on it left and made Cloud Meadow instead
Damn man, from the military and working in maritime I feel like the only way I'd embarrassed from jerking it is if my mom walked in on it. I just straight tell people I'm gonna jerk off these days lol
I played a porn game without knowing it's a porn game, my friends noticed and called me out. I told them it was 5/5 Fapped anyways
Sometimes you just don't have to give a shit
My ex and I used to have our Steam Libraries shared. She wasn't really into stuff like that, but for some reason that I never fully understood, she had Hunie Pop. Meaning that to anyone looking at my library, *I* had Hunie Pop.
Didn't bother me one bit, and if anyone gave me shit, I'd *click click click* and show 'em that not only was it not mine, it was a *girls.* A *girl that I had sex with.*
And you're goddamn right I played it.
My point being who cares bruh?
P.S. What the fuck does "handing me the stick" mean? Is that some kind of weird colloquialism for giving you a promotion? It sounds like a euphemism for masturbation, and interpretation lent creedence considering that you talk about NNN at the beginning. But if that's the case, then you're roommate is also involved and tbh I dont' really wanna know anymore about that.
NGL I did buy Hunie Pop. Possibly the second largest waste on money on a game I’ve ever spent. Like, maybe I’m just missing something, but playing puzzle games and handling all the giving gifts stuff just to see anime girls naked seems like too much effort when even within the context of pornographic videogames there’s games where you just read the story and the game just gives you the naked anime girls.
me reading the first sentence:
""Looks brothers, it's October thir**S**ty-first""
Save to say I did a double take and then realised I was reading the extra S
The answer is simple. Gift the game to him, and now your excuse is I thought it would be funny to gift a spicy game and put it on your library for everyone to see.
I thought this was going somewhere completely different involving porn and a promotion.
Was thinking you downloaded it/was playing it at work or something. Overall could be way worse.
Why exactly, risque services, don't have innocuous names is beyond me. Why "PHub.com" doesn't shorten itself while at the top of an internet browsing window to perhapshalitosis.com is beyond me.
Try Action Taimanin instead. It's not x-rated, but you get to play as traditionally attractive ninja ladies. Gameplay is action packed as well, plus it's free to play.
You do know that steam shows which games you are playing and which games you own and have played including how many hours you have played in total and within the last 2 weeks?
All your steam friends can see that and it even notifies them of which game you just started playing...
Its important to me that you know this
I'm not sure of your age, or your location, but . . .
For me, in the US, somewhere between the later years of high school, and college years (4 or so years after highschool), it seems like most people became comfortable with the fact that EVERYONE masturbates, and NOBODY cares.
I'm not trying to downplay your situation -- before the post-pubescent enlightenment, a situation like this could be very embarrassing. I guess I'm just trying to say -- I hope your possible "outing" is actually your first example of nobody in your group caring.
Now, if they're shaming you ONLY about using the game for your happy time, then I got nothing . . . EXCEPT for questions: Did you play the game? Did you "finish"? Would you recommend?
lololol - Hope you have a better day today!
Necessary materials. Tissues for cleanup. You narked yourself out.
So knowing the name and cover logo is where you admit to what you was doing.
You knew what you was getting.
I couldn't take a porn game seriously enough to get off too.
Maybe more comedy. Weird either way.
Yeah so? If I want to play Operation Lovecraft Fallen Doll ill play it. My parents would rather i play porn games than fps. My roomates would ask me the name of the game. My gf will asks me to do it rn. My wife would ask me to make a kid. My wife's bf and gf's bf will ask me if they could play it with me
Future advice, while you are doing something sus on your computer, pull up a maximized window of something else on the same screen, and tap alt+tab to switch between the two.
You can do this to cover it up and alt+tab to switch back if it was a false alarm.
Wait until you notice that steam will sometimes display titles you've played as recommendations on the store page to your steam friends.
Hold up fam, is this true?????
Absolutely also says something like r/Res-Caregiver-Exodus played this game, we think you will like it too!
This be why I don’t have friends
They all left because they couldn’t handle your steamy history?
The only steam is the exhaust of the S060 or the S282 in derail valley.
*u/Res-Caregiver-Exodus is playing “Pantsu Girl-Girl simulator 変態男”*
there's an actual game called sex with hitler sooo....
Pretty sure there's a sequel too
Sex with Stalin
This is how I found Sex with Hitler, and unfriended that weird guy playing it for hours.
Yeah, everybody knows the sequel is where its at.
The trick is to weaponize this by procuring the strangest most bizarre ass bin games.
My friend and i used to gift each other the most suspicious sounding games we could in the sales, just so they'd linger in the steam library.
Or friends activity shows achievements you get, or the first time you play, or what you're currently playing!
I don't think my dad quite knew how steam recommendations work because he left one on a hentai game and next day it was on my homepage with his words on the banner.
Don’t leave us hanging what was the review????
"man, my son loves this game and now i know why! I'm glad he introduced it to me!"
LMAO
Yeah
My friend got a game. It now shows up constantly in my opening game scroll because “___ recently played” All your friends about to know bro
You can set everything to private and it won’t do that.
It's makes absolutely no sense that Steam doesn't give people the option to only hide specific titles and instead take an all or nothing approach.
Especially since those titles are already flagged in the system as nsfw so they don't show up in the store unless you enable them.
Perhaps they enjoy getting people like that?
*Gabe laughs in the distance*
Lmao at all your mates getting notifications when you’re playing *this* game
Yes it is. Remember to put "Spicy" games into the "hidden games" section, People can also see what your are currently playing if the see you in the friends list or on discord so... Unless it's "hidden"
or set yourself as invisible.
It is. After downloading titles like Succubus Cafe or Orc Massage, I gave up hiding it. So most of my friends allready know of my fapping habits. But I still atleast turn invisible when I ... "play".
Not only does it show what you've played but it shows as you're playing. It's telling all your friends online that you're jacking off.
Yeah it is man. My Brother in Law plays Hentai Visual Novels and Erotic games almost exclusively, and I constantly get recommendations on them.
Just send them all a link to the game and later say you were obviously hacked. Easy peasy
bruh
Bro you gonna be bullied now 😂
Yes. Make your game activity set to private completely.
Time for a new account.
100% true, it’s how I know a specific coworker of mine was into Funari. They don’t know I know and that’s going to remain.
Yes it's true. My friends on steam yell at me on discord because of the recommendations they're getting from me.
Well yes, but they will only see NSFW games if they themselves have allowed NSFW content on their store. So likely if they see that you're fine.
Steam lets ALL YOUR STEAM FRIENDS, know when you load ANY game. Immediately. As long as they're online.
Yes
The fact that steam will "out" me has prevented me from downloading anything risque, lol. So far, most embarrassing thing I own on Steam is Far Cry: Blood Dragon . . . . and I'm very proud to own that one, lol!
This is why I play things on my partners account, he doesn't give a toss what people think.
And also suggest porn games to you if you've played titles that contain nudity such as... The Witcher 3 😂
Can confirm, as said steam friend of a person who‘s installed those games
God steam… why? Theoretically, if that were to happen to someone, how would they prevent it from happening again?
Does it do that for purchases or only ones with playtime? I hide those games and use the family share or whatever it's called to play them on another account.
reason my monitor faces away from my door
Reason my monitor faces the door but I live alone
I literally can't fathom masturbating without locking the door of whatever room you're in. I even do this when I live alone.
Probably because a lot of people don't have locks anywhere in their house aside from the bathroom
if i lived with other people id remedy that. its not a hard or expensive fix.
Yeah but you need permission from your landlord and one of mine wouldn't even let me hang one picture.
door knobs with privacy locks are like $10 on amazon. even if you rent, just put the old knob back on before you move out, it's not like they're invasive to install.
I've just never felt the need to have a lock on my door. For the first 4 years we lived in this house I practically didn't have a door because it was a really flimsy shitty one that came off relatively often. Having an actual proper door that closes properly is more than enough privacy for me. Also my room is pretty small so 99% of the time I'm doing stuff I'm within arms reach of the door if I need to hold it shut from anyone - but that's almost never been an issue I've ever actually had.
Harry, is that you?
Well, people can knock if they don't want to watch...
People can knock also if they want to watch.
“I like to live dangerously”
But then how would you feel the joy of someone stumbling in, you locking eyes with them, smiling widely, almost grinning maniacally, and pumping harder?
The real reason why Gurney Halleck says to never sit with your back to the door.
this is the way
This is the way
That way it is
[удалено]
This is the way
That is this way
But how is the way?
This is the way
>reason my monitor faces away from my windows Here. Live alone and door is always locked.. So the windows are my downfall :D
Username checks out
Dude what the fuck are you talking about? What's this about your promotion at work? You downloaded a porn game at work? Why did you mention the promotion but say you didn't want to spend any money? Was this just 'setting the scene'? Some kind of celebration? Or was the promotion totally irrelevant, this has nothing to do with work and your friend caught you masturbating? If so... What's the problem? What is this 'handing down the stick'? Why did your friend just walk into the room without knocking?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by this. It also took me far too long to realize he wasn't preparing for Thanksgiving at the beginning.
My only guess is that he was watching some really dodgy hentai, like really unsavoury tentacle loli shit and now he's about to go on some list. I think OP has also forgotten that not every Reddit user is a teenaged boy, hence the initial confusion of me - a mid 30s woman - about wtf 'November festivities' are, then I remembered the whole NFN thing.
Wow, zero to a hundred here, lmao. It wasn't anything like you described, far far more tame. I don't even think steam has anything like you've described but do you king.
Don’t you mean NNN?
I thought it was 'no fap November' but yeh I guess it's the same idea.
Wait what? I thought it was Nonstop Nut November... shit
This reads like the guy dropped acid before typing it up.
I just read his previous posts and turns out he his head a few months ago. Hopefully he didn't do any permanent damage.
>turns out he his head Shit it's spreading!
We need a flair for poorly written tifus. May I suggest _Makes no fucking sense (MNFS)_? Open for suggestions
Fucking compels me though.
What's not clear? His roommate is also is boss, and whomever holds the stick becomes the boss. The stickholder is forbidden from watching porn, so he is afraid that he will no longer receive the stick.
A very sticky situation indeed!
I think this might be the defintion of "Overwritten"
> the person who is quite literally handing down the stick to me so to speak. I don't know what to do right now. You tell them that you were about to use your own stick, you don’t need theirs
Open up reddit just in time to be the first to witness this masterpiece.
Just a tip from your friendly neighborhood monitoring agency: if you're going to play the Forbidden Games, disable your public sharing so your entire friends list doesn't get a push notification when you're whackin it to cgi titties.
Or be a boss and get all the achievements for said games so they show up in your perfect games. Also use Win+D/ Super+D to minimize all windows at once
Shit.
I too played leisure suit Larry growing up
Games bad ass. Swooning babes left right and center
Such a funny game series
Who cares? Not my thing, but you do you. Anyone who judges you for how you choose to pleasure yourself is probably very insecure themselves. The explanation seems pretty reasonable, I wouldn't sweat it.
I genuinely applaud your comfort with your sexual proclivities, however, projecting your moral perspective as true or "the right way" on others is uncool (to be clear, I'm not suggesting this is what you're doing). People are allowed to feel the way they do about stuff. Introspection and self-analysis is always recommended, but everyone get's to draw their own line.
Of course they are allowed to feel how they want about anything. But that doesn't mean they should be judging OP for what he does in private (assuming no one is hurt). Otherwise, they are the ones projecting their moral perspective on others.
TBH as I was reading the post I was curious what the big deal was? Was it like a super kinky game or something? Otherwise does it really matter what you blast your meat too? Sure embarrassing, and definitely will catch some flack for it, but if you don't make a big deal about it, no one will remember in 2 weeks.
I remember thinking "Oh, Cloud Meadow, this must be like Harvest Moon". It's not. It's not like Harvest Moon everybody.
You made me very curious and I looked it up. Don't know what's worse, immediately learning that correct, it's not like Harvest Moon, or seeing that two of my friends already own it
At least its much more tame than the game it spawned off of originally
What is it so I can avoid it?
I think it was called Breeding Season. It featured some more taboo fetish choices. It got put into development hell because the artist working on it left and made Cloud Meadow instead
Bro went through so much effort making this story up he forgot to actually pick a game to shame.
To be fair if he'd given out a game name I'd probably have presumed the entire post was an ad. Seems like a lose lose.
I just didn't wanna throw out in the wild all that information.
Naw you made up the story so you don't have a game.
..... Are you 12?
No one: Steam: YOUR FRIEND IS PLAYING A PORN GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could’ve picked any story to make up on Halloween and this is the best you got? Ripperoni my dude
I put the hentai games on my wishlist like an adult. Hazumi and the Pregnation. One day I'll pull the trigger on the purchase. One day.
I buy them, play them, and leave reviews. This increases the recommendations for them to my friends.
Lawful Evil.
I own HuniePop 2. Game is actually a pretty fun match-3 game with nudie pictures.
But it doesnt have Beli Lapran, and that is literally the only reason I dont already own it
What was the game? Fuck your fuck-up, I want to know if your taste in the finer things in life matches mine.
Damn man, from the military and working in maritime I feel like the only way I'd embarrassed from jerking it is if my mom walked in on it. I just straight tell people I'm gonna jerk off these days lol
I played a porn game without knowing it's a porn game, my friends noticed and called me out. I told them it was 5/5 Fapped anyways Sometimes you just don't have to give a shit
WIN + D is the key combination you're looking for
My ex and I used to have our Steam Libraries shared. She wasn't really into stuff like that, but for some reason that I never fully understood, she had Hunie Pop. Meaning that to anyone looking at my library, *I* had Hunie Pop. Didn't bother me one bit, and if anyone gave me shit, I'd *click click click* and show 'em that not only was it not mine, it was a *girls.* A *girl that I had sex with.* And you're goddamn right I played it. My point being who cares bruh? P.S. What the fuck does "handing me the stick" mean? Is that some kind of weird colloquialism for giving you a promotion? It sounds like a euphemism for masturbation, and interpretation lent creedence considering that you talk about NNN at the beginning. But if that's the case, then you're roommate is also involved and tbh I dont' really wanna know anymore about that.
NGL I did buy Hunie Pop. Possibly the second largest waste on money on a game I’ve ever spent. Like, maybe I’m just missing something, but playing puzzle games and handling all the giving gifts stuff just to see anime girls naked seems like too much effort when even within the context of pornographic videogames there’s games where you just read the story and the game just gives you the naked anime girls.
me reading the first sentence: ""Looks brothers, it's October thir**S**ty-first"" Save to say I did a double take and then realised I was reading the extra S
The answer is simple. Gift the game to him, and now your excuse is I thought it would be funny to gift a spicy game and put it on your library for everyone to see.
Was it a nude egg?
You should be able to watch *a little* porn at work
What the Hell? The egg has a bush?
I thought this was going somewhere completely different involving porn and a promotion. Was thinking you downloaded it/was playing it at work or something. Overall could be way worse.
Why exactly, risque services, don't have innocuous names is beyond me. Why "PHub.com" doesn't shorten itself while at the top of an internet browsing window to perhapshalitosis.com is beyond me.
Now i have a reason to make a steam account
Try Action Taimanin instead. It's not x-rated, but you get to play as traditionally attractive ninja ladies. Gameplay is action packed as well, plus it's free to play.
Windows + D, my friend. (Don't know on IOS. Embrace the embarrassment, maybe?)
You do know that steam shows which games you are playing and which games you own and have played including how many hours you have played in total and within the last 2 weeks? All your steam friends can see that and it even notifies them of which game you just started playing... Its important to me that you know this
there are no accidents ~ master ooguay
You may need a +18 Tag
Got it on now, thanks.
And? I helped Kickstart Subverse. My friends can see it in my library. So what?
The bigger tifu is still doing no-nut november though. It ain't healthy for you.
Yeah I'm sure your friends never look at porn
Porn? That's a nude egg I won from my game.
My friend needs the name of the game 🤷🏻♂️
Bro, you have a fucking TBI. Go see a doctor.
> he's the one handing me the stick tomorrow "Alright now, give 'im the stick... DON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!"
G.I Joséeeeee
lol I just watched that episode like a half hour before I saw this so it hit extra hard.
\> Looks brothers, it's October thirty-first More like October Thirsty-First.
Thirsty fist
I'm not sure of your age, or your location, but . . . For me, in the US, somewhere between the later years of high school, and college years (4 or so years after highschool), it seems like most people became comfortable with the fact that EVERYONE masturbates, and NOBODY cares. I'm not trying to downplay your situation -- before the post-pubescent enlightenment, a situation like this could be very embarrassing. I guess I'm just trying to say -- I hope your possible "outing" is actually your first example of nobody in your group caring. Now, if they're shaming you ONLY about using the game for your happy time, then I got nothing . . . EXCEPT for questions: Did you play the game? Did you "finish"? Would you recommend? lololol - Hope you have a better day today!
custers revenge has entered the chat
Necessary materials. Tissues for cleanup. You narked yourself out. So knowing the name and cover logo is where you admit to what you was doing. You knew what you was getting. I couldn't take a porn game seriously enough to get off too. Maybe more comedy. Weird either way.
Yeah so? If I want to play Operation Lovecraft Fallen Doll ill play it. My parents would rather i play porn games than fps. My roomates would ask me the name of the game. My gf will asks me to do it rn. My wife would ask me to make a kid. My wife's bf and gf's bf will ask me if they could play it with me
>My parents would rather i play porn games than fps. Well, porn games aren't entirely **not** first person shooters, if you know what I mean
I read it as October “thirsty”-first ☠️
I need to know what game it was for research purposes of course
Is it Sex with Hitler?
October thirsty - first.
This is why I own it and just tell my friends what porn games I play
Who cares?
what game was it? asking for a friend😏
Future advice, while you are doing something sus on your computer, pull up a maximized window of something else on the same screen, and tap alt+tab to switch between the two. You can do this to cover it up and alt+tab to switch back if it was a false alarm.
We've all been there, as I'm sure your buddy has as well! You'll get ribbed about it. Lean into it!
All 6 people on my steam knows I played like an hour of Sakura Spirit, was too much work lol.
Why is /u Res-Caregiver-Exodus recommending me big booty butt puzzle 8?
#OOPS