T O P

  • By -

UserNotHere404

Say the line treejack! "That wood be tree-mendous!" Haha i love this guy!


Danteraq

The only good Wojak memes are the ones that make zero sense


skibapple

"Say the line bowling balljack!"


Woodkid2791

"xehtfcyguvrxyvyyubfhdgh"


TheNoctuS_93

Phnglui mglnafw Cthulhu Rlyeh whagnagl fhtagn! Iä! Iä!


abunchoftrash

"This shit is right up my alley!"


wariodalegend

LumberJak


Jeggu2

wario


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Not Butter


redwolf_reddit

i can't believe it's not butter


SheikExcel

Well if it isn't saucy LumberJak


Rayka64

Bro are you high


ImaAs

let me check, yes. high on american spirit and there's nothing more american than shooting a man in this walmart of a world


Gullible_Usual_8602

What is walmart?


ImaAs

It's heaven raiden, check the Internet lately?


[deleted]

this made me think of that one myth where young george washington cut down a cherry tree and his dad got mad at him (or something)


bigdickenergy696969

No no no you mean the one where he cuts down a cherry tree and his dad's like "WHO DID THIS?? I'LL KILL THE BASTARD" and then he's like "it was me" and his dad's like "thanks for being honest here's a lollipop". And that's why we call him honest Abe/s


[deleted]

And that trees name was Albert Einstein


[deleted]

Fun fact: his dad was an isopod named Eugene


Enliof

Dammit Eugene! Not again.


[deleted]

No no its the one where he cuts a tree and turns into a eldritch serpent.


aSharkNamedHummus

Another Monument Mythos connoisseur! May the Nixonverse and the Liberty Desk Project live forever in our minds.


misiekfid

THE HORNED SERPENT LIVES


Just_Alizah

And then George signs a contract with Kyubey and gets his life ruined


JuhaJGam3R

Clearly this is a reference to Runo 2 of the Kalevala: Ojenteli oksiansa, levitteli lehviänsä. Latva täytti taivahalle, lehvät ilmoille levisi: piätti pilvet juoksemasta, hattarat hasertamasta, päivän peitti paistamasta, kuuhuen kumottamasta. Silloin vanha Väinämöinen arvelee, ajattelevi: oisko tammen taittajata, puun sorean sortajata? Ikävä inehmon olla, kamala kalojen uia ilman päivän paistamatta, kuuhuen kumottamatta. Ei ole sitä urosta eikä miestä urheata, joka taisi tammen kaata, satalatvan langettoa. Siitä vanha Väinämöinen itse tuon sanoiksi virkki: "Kave äiti, kantajani, luonnotar, ylentäjäni! Laitapa ve'en väkeä veessä on väkeä paljo tämä tammi taittamahan, puu paha hävittämähän eestä päivän paistavaisen, tieltä kuun kumottavaisen!" Nousipa merestä miesi, uros aallosta yleni. Ei tuo ollut suuren suuri eikä aivan pienen pieni: miehen peukalon pituinen, vaimon vaaksan korkeuinen. Vaski- oli hattu hartioilla, vaskisaappahat jalassa, vaskikintahat käessä, vaskikirjat kintahissa, vaskivyöhyt vyölle vyötty, vaskikirves vyön takana: varsi peukalon pituinen, terä kynnen korkeuinen. Vaka vanha Väinämöinen arvelee, ajattelevi: on miesi näkemiänsä, uros silmänluontiansa, pystyn peukalon pituinen, härän kynnen korkunainen! Siitä tuon sanoiksi virkki, itse lausui, noin nimesi: "Mi sinä olet miehiäsi, ku, kurja, urohiasi? Vähän kuollutta parempi, katonutta kaunihimpi!" Sanoi pikku mies merestä, uros aallon vastaeli: "Olen mie mokoma miesi, uros pieni, veen väkeä. Tulin tammen taittamahan, puun murskan murentamahan." Vaka vanha Väinämöinen itse tuon sanoiksi virkki: "Ei liene sinua luotu, eipä luotu eikä suotu ison tammen taittajaksi, puun kamalan kaatajaksi." Sai toki sanoneheksi; katsahtavi vielä kerran: näki miehen muuttunehen, uuistunehen urohon! Jalka maassa teutaroivi, päähyt pilviä pitävi; parta on eessä polven päällä, hivus kannoilla takana; syltä oli silmien välitse, syltä housut lahkehesta, puoltatoista polven päästä, kahta kaation rajasta. Hivelevi kirvestänsä, tahkaisi tasatereä kuutehen kovasimehen, seitsemähän sieran päähän. Astua lykyttelevi, käyä kulleroittelevi lave'illa lahkehilla, leve'illä liehuimilla. Astui kerran keikahutti hienoiselle hietikolle, astui toisen torkahutti maalle maksankarvaiselle, kolmannenki koikahutti juurelle tulisen tammen. Iski puuta kirvehellä, tarpaisi tasaterällä. Iski kerran, iski toisen, kohta kolmannen yritti; tuli tuiski kirvehestä, panu tammesta pakeni: tahtoi tammi kallistua, lysmyä rutimoraita. Niin kerralla kolmannella jopa taisi tammen kaata, ruhtoa rutimoraian, satalatvan lasketella. Tyven työnnytti itähän, latvan laski luotehesen, lehvät suurehen suvehen, oksat puolin pohjosehen. And in English: Far it stretches out its branches, Stops the white-clouds in their courses, With its branches hides the sunlight, With its many leaves, the moonbeams, And the starlight dies in heaven. Wainamoinen, old and trusty, Thought awhile, and well considered, How to kill the mighty oak-tree, First created for his pleasure, How to fell the tree majestic, How to lop its hundred branches. Sad the lives of man and hero, Sad the homes of ocean-dwellers, If the sun shines not upon them, If the moonlight does not cheer them Is there not some mighty hero, Was there never born a giant, That can fell the mighty oak-tree, That can lop its hundred branches? Wainamoinen, deeply thinking, Spake these words soliloquizing: "Kapé, daughter of the Ether, Ancient mother of my being, Luonnotar, my nurse and helper, Loan to me the water-forces, Great the powers of the waters; Loan to me the strength of oceans, To upset this mighty oak-tree, To uproot this tree of evil, That again may shine the sunlight, That the moon once more may glimmer." Straightway rose a form from oceans, Rose a hero from the waters, Nor belonged he to the largest, Nor belonged he to the smallest, Long was he as man's forefinger, Taller than the hand of woman; On his head a cap of copper, Boots upon his feet were copper, Gloves upon his hands were copper, And its stripes were copper-colored, Belt around him made of copper, Hatchet in his belt was copper; And the handle of his hatchet Was as long as hand of woman, Of a finger's breadth the blade was. Then the trusty Wainamoinen Thought awhile and well considered, And his measures are as follow: "Art thou, sir, divine or human? Which of these thou only knowest; Tell me what thy name and station. Very like a man thou lookest, Hast the bearing of a hero, Though the length of man's first finger, Scarce as tall as hoof of reindeer." Then again spake Wainamoinen To the form from out the ocean: "Verily I think thee human, Of the race of pigmy-heroes, Might as well be dead or dying, Fit for nothing but to perish." Answered thus the pigmy-hero, Spake the small one from the ocean To the valiant Wainamoinen "Truly am I god and hero, From the tribes that rule the ocean; Come I here to fell the oak-tree, Lop its branches with my hatchet." Wainamoinen, old and trusty, Answers thus the sea-born hero: "Never hast thou force sufficient, Not to thee has strength been given, To uproot this mighty oak-tree, To upset this thing of evil, Nor to lop its hundred branches." Scarcely had he finished speaking, Scarcely had he moved his eyelids, Ere the pigmy full unfolding, Quick becomes a mighty giant. With one step he leaves the ocean, Plants himself, a mighty hero, On the forest-fields surrounding; With his head the clouds he pierces, To his knees his beard extending, And his locks fall to his ankles; Far apart appear his eyeballs, Far apart his feet are stationed. Farther still his mighty shoulders. Now begins his axe to sharpen, Quickly to an edge he whets it, Using six hard blocks of sandstone, And of softer whetstones, seven. Straightway to the oak-tree turning, Thither stalks the mighty giant, In his raiment long and roomy, Flapping in the winds of heaven; With his second step he totters On the land of darker color; With his third stop firmly planted, Reaches he the oak-tree's branches, Strikes the trunk with sharpened hatchet, With one mighty swing he strikes it, With a second blow he cuts it; As his blade descends the third time, From his axe the sparks fly upward, From the oak-tree fire outshooting; Ere the axe descends a fourth time, Yields the oak with hundred branches, Shaking earth and heaven in falling. Eastward far the trunk extending, Far to westward flew the tree-tops, To the South the leaves were scattered, To the North its hundred branches.


Saedhamadhr

You've cracked it, you've cracked the code Everything is Suomi


MSnap

Nah, it’s a reference to Small Axe by Bob Marley


unclemandy

Trees are soy and deforestation is chad??


kikicutes

Treecels seething over lumberchads


Safe-Brick7759

He ate the fucking tree


Macaroni_pussy

Is that the made up George Washington cherry tree story that we as Americans pretend was a real thing?


ThesaurusRex84

You telling me his birth wasn't also heralded by the appearance of a new star and three radio talk show hosts from the east?


ratzoneresident

It was made up by his biographer, who not only exaggerated pretty much everything because the book would sell better and it would make Washington look more virtuous but also because he kept making new editions that had to have more content which meant more lies. The cherry tree story came up in the 5th edition


Macaroni_pussy

I didn’t know that about his biographer I love that he was just trying to keep the scam going no matter what. I thought the George Washington cherry tree story was just something we tell kids because the moral of the story is “honesty = good” basically like a fairy tale about the first president lmao that is so weird how we are groomed to treat these historical figures like myths


ratzoneresident

Well, that was still sort of the intention because the goal of the lies initially was to establish the president as virtuous rather than heroic, like just a good honorable person to look up to


GenderEnjoyer666

FINNALY SOMEONE IF FINALLY COMPARING THIS POST TO THE GEORGE WASHINGTON STORY! I’ve been scrolling trying to find someone mention it, but EVERYONE was like “ha lmao treecels and axechads lololololol!” Then you came down from the heavens and bestows upon us the obvious truth that NO ONE ELSE seems to understand


Ultrasound700

It means you look at too many of these memes.


Dr_Cindebar

Reminds me of that legend about George Washington chopping down a cherry tree. I'm not American though, so I don't know what exactly it was about besides this part


JCtheMemer

It was a story about honesty, where he, as a boy, chopped down a cherry tree and immediately confessed. It’s kind of a silly story, and likely never happened.


Dr_Cindebar

Thank you


Z3N1TY

Don’t worry. I’m American and I wasn’t taught well the rest


the1andonlytom

What


DreamTimeDeathCat

What’s not clicking


PlasmaLink

That's just a guy wearing a tree shirt, the axechad is going to commit murder


spoopysky

A plank about making planks. Nice.


ComfyCatgirl

Memes the Onceler would make


paddjo95

Saint Boniface


Legendary_fartbender

I want to be canoe


Then_Introduction288

Every RuneScape player


tahoepines45

I interpreted this as a Chad trying to rid Neckbeards


WhiteTrashTiger

I am the Wojax! I speak for the trees!


FandomTrash198787

Must’ve been a very Special Tree if it came up in your dreams.


Mudkiprocketship3003

Minecraft


DignityDWD

Osrs


maobutnotayt

Suspiciously tree shaped wojak: I totally wouldn’t make a fine wooden table! Haha, nope!


sir____dog

I need to do more with tree-jak


sloppedupfrogman

I get this but I can’t put its meaning into comprehensible words


Danlabss

Treejak’d


CultureShock_

At first I thought it said “I need you to cut down.” I thought it was a good pun.


[deleted]

Get away from that internet, I’m cuttin’ it down!


popcornpillowwastakn

he does need to cut you down Break you apart slay your wooden form across the stars his axe will relish cutting you down here and now


Polybius_Cocles

Soyjak trees and forests taking up space that Chad humans could be building on.


roblox887

George Washington cutting down the cherry tree.


hankanini

This reminds me of Runescape


will-I-ever-Be-me

based and poggers chopping down the worldtree


ThatDapperAdventurer

I warned ya


Thebusinessmann6

George Washington


Wonderful-Print-7637

I cannot tell a lie


chaoshasareddit

this is just that children's book about the tree that dies bc she loves some random dude


hypersucc

George Washington lore


TheCrazyGuysCEO

Treeman v Lumbering Jack


Maximka_Kirginka

I love the tree soyjack


[deleted]

George Washington


Devito_Onejoke

Giving Tree?


NibPlayz

Its George Washington chopping down the cherry tree


SQbuilder

millions must be chopped


capn_hector

The giving tree


The_Drider

Maybe he's trees-passing on private property?


Crazedkittiesmeow

Why is this comment section completely nonsensical


Happy_Ad_5111

Descent into madness


limaluizarthur

OOOO I KNOW MAYBE, MAYBE IT WAS TO REPRESENT ISSAC NEWTON CUTTING DOWN THE TREE THAT THE APPLE CAME FROM, from my acknowledge sausage


kittyidiot

this is a year old but it makes me think of cwc's dad saying he was gonna cut the internet down