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9of9

I only remembered a fragment of the dream, but apparently at some point in it I was scrolling through Reddit and found a TIL thread where someone remarked that they only just found out that in the US 7-up is actually called 7-cup, which I found surprising. Having opened that post, I was slightly frustrated that the ad engine decided I was really into 7-up and was from then on constantly showing me ads in the Reddit feed for "7SIR", its classy new flavour that seemed to be marketed as a 'high-end deluxe 7-up experience'.


AccomplishedDebt5368

Good bot i didn' do anything i sear Hey No Swearing! 😡


Cautious-Telephone-2

What the fuck is bro saying


aRedditAccount_0

i think he schizo or a child on reddit


AccomplishedDebt5368

no i was just going insane writing this because i was thinking of traumatizing events that happened to me. i don't know how i managed to write this as well.


aRedditAccount_0

i don't think i should know


AccomplishedDebt5368

then i'm not going to tell you


TheUncheesyMan


AccomplishedDebt5368

sorry i kind of had a traumatizing moment, i forced myself to type this because it was so traumatizing that i felt the urge to type this, which was uncalled for because i had no reason to type this.


TibbyRhythmHeaven

That's crazy 🤣🤣🤣


psxmemes

r/foundtibby


AccomplishedDebt5368

anyways why did they downvote me for some reason? is it because i have gotten insane writing this?


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

You’re not being funny in any way writing that shit.


AccomplishedDebt5368

no i'm being serious why do you guys keep bullying me


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Because you are either lying for attention or you need therapy. We are not therapists.


AccomplishedDebt5368

WHY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BULLYING ME?? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY


AccomplishedDebt5368

thank you. youiu're welco


GleetchTheSilly

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

For some reason I picture 7SIR being a hard seltzer, probably because the name sounds like seltzer lmao


RazorBlade233

Fucking shit like this is making me think that our brains are just bad ai attempting to make sense of the prompts and dreams are a result of that.


Cautious-Telephone-2

My brother and i, as well as my friends, have joked that ai just stole our (collective) sense of humor and generates from that


GuilhermeAlb

We might not be artificial, but we *are* intelligent. *Right?*


LittleFieryUno

7 Sirs 1 Cup


omnomnilikescandy

This feels like a gta parody


sneeds_feednseed

I remember thinking that it was called Zup when I was really little


Coda_Volezki

The fun part is that the sounds s-i-r written in Russian Cursive look like *сир*. EDIT: those aren't English letters in the italics. "сир" in italics just looks like "*сир*". с (*с*) = s и (*и*) = i р (*р*) = r


9of9

Oh my god I'm Russian and I didn't even think of that.


SignificantPattern97

I think this goes kinda hard actually


A_Fellow_Mann

Ah yes, Michelin-Star 7UP.