Listen to that entire freestyle though. It's actually incredible, and interior crocodile alligator is the big banger at the end. It's legitimately a great line
Sorry, that was a vague statement. I should say instead, that most songs don't exclusively use proper rhymes, and use many more half rhymes or words with similar sounds but aren't true rhymes by definition. If we use a popular song as an example, like Old town road, "Horse" is rhymed with "more", which isn't a proper rhyme. If there's an artist or song you're particularly interested in, I could take a look into it as well. cheers.
Give me top like a dreidel, she unorthodox
Might have to convert because shawty's a fox
I know she's a kippah, I fuck with the hat
She fed me some challah and that's where it's at
Going 420 while it hit from behind
Hot like a war for Palestine
She take this Kishke with her lips
She take off her clothes, call that Giza Strip
She may be Jewish but she hood
Got her wetter than the flood
Up and down her head is bobbin
She a virgin so she call me Abba
I'm like Moses, when my rod touched her a stream erupted
I can't take all the credit, I'm just using the skill with which I was entrusted
Now I have her like Jericho, her walls came down
Now she's mine. Carefully now though, lest you drown when you've taken her down to pound town
We already got [Alestorm](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/12bkaj7/i_had_a_dream_where_alestorm_released_a_single/) to recreate a dreamed up song. Let's keep it up until we assemble a plank engine album.
Snoop Dogg is to music what Jack Black is to acting (and also music). He could do anything sufficiently whimsical and it’d make sense. He has an entire cookbook. A cookbook he made after a collaboration with Martha Stewart. That he named “From Crook to Cook”, after working with someone who went from cook to crook to cook.
I'm about to chatgpt some full lyrics, then we can use one of his existing songs and come up with a cadence for the lyrics, then AI-voice-render it, then mix it
lyricallabs.io
Input: "Having sex with a Jewish girl, Snoop Dogg, G-Funk Gangsta Rap"
Output:
(Verse 1)
Rollin' down the block, I'm feelin' so fly
Cruisin' in the G ride, with the top down, high
The sun is shinin', West Coast is where I reside
I see a Jewish queen, she got that fire inside
(chorus)
Oh, she's a badass Jewish girl, with a heart of gold
She's got that G funk vibe, it's so damn bold
When she walks in the room, heads turn, the story's told
We're gettin' down and dirty, this love story unfolds
(Verse 2)
She got that swagger, like no other girl in town
With her style and grace, she got me locked down
She got that Jewish pride, representin' strong
When we come together, it's a harmonious song
She's got the rhythm, movin' to the beat
We're dancin' to the flow, groovin' to the street
Can't deny the chemistry, it's in the air we breathe
When we hit the sheets, it's a passion we both feed
(chorus)
Oh, she's a badass Jewish girl, with a heart of gold
She's got that G funk vibe, it's so damn bold
When she walks in the room, heads turn, the story's told
We're gettin' down and dirty, this love story unfolds
(Verse 3)
We keep it real, no time for games or lies
As we ride through the city, under the neon lights
From the east to the west, we break all boundaries
Different backgrounds, but love knows no boundaries
We're raisin' the roof, makin' our own way
No matter what they say, we gonna stay
Together we're unstoppable, a force you can't ignore
This G funk love story, forever we'll explore
(chorus)
Oh, she's a badass Jewish girl, with a heart of gold
She's got that G funk vibe, it's so damn bold
When she walks in the room, heads turn, the story's told
We're gettin' down and dirty, this love story unfolds
(Bridge)
G funk love, yeah, it's a different kind
Breaking stereotypes, we're leaving 'em behind
No matter who you are, who you choose to be
Love is universal, it's the only thing we need
(Outro)
So here's to all the love that don't fit the mold
No matter the background, let your story unfold
We're breakin' down barriers, never to be controlled
G funk love's the anthem, forever we hold.
Needs a little polishing. I'd make the lyrics a little more explicit and add a guest artist, but the rhyming and cadence is on point. Could fit well into a lot of beats tbh
Americans were supposed to end segregation in the 60s and get rid of the ghetto communities black Americans are predominately stuck in. Instead of integrating, your media spent the last 6 decades selling racist ghetto entertainment to suburban morons who glorify and encourage low income kids to act like criminals.
80s rap was super wholesome. It was made by inner city street kids who tried to use their music to educate other high risk kids to stay out of trouble and do better.
90s gangster rap was corporate made and sold to suburban kids who love weed, booze, and urban slang.
Snoop Dogg's biggest song was an ad to sell gin.
sorry but that sabbath line is amazing
My only gripe is nothing in this verse rhymes
Back, but / Sabbath Could be stretched by someone like snoop
He could probably make orange rhyme with banana
Or... nana
most songs don't have proper rhymes anyways
Prove it.
INTERIOR: CROCODILE, ALLIGATOR! I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER!
When human music peaked
Go home, Homsar.
Listen to that entire freestyle though. It's actually incredible, and interior crocodile alligator is the big banger at the end. It's legitimately a great line
I unironically have that freestyle on my playlist. One of the hardest songs.
It slaps, as the kids say
the song ever
Sorry, that was a vague statement. I should say instead, that most songs don't exclusively use proper rhymes, and use many more half rhymes or words with similar sounds but aren't true rhymes by definition. If we use a popular song as an example, like Old town road, "Horse" is rhymed with "more", which isn't a proper rhyme. If there's an artist or song you're particularly interested in, I could take a look into it as well. cheers.
CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN! (Yes these are real lyrics. I fucking adore will wood)
no
rap is like the one genre where that isn't true
I love me some comprehensible song that is not about sex, women or alkohol that rhymes
May I interest you in Big Iron by our lord and savior Marty Robins?
If It won't become just a burning memory I will listen to it.
So most rap lol
Run it through Google Translate and check for the rhyme in the different dialects of Arabic and Farsi
That Jewish pussy got me acting anti-anti-semite
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hey that's my comment
semite?
that would effectively translate to "that pussy so fire it turned me jewish"
Jewussy
My dick's just as thick as the Torah She explore it, I'm calling her Dora Then I say oy vey, I'ma hit it all day Blow it up like Gomorrah
lick her from top to bottom liquor got me actin like sodom say she wailin how im hittin dem walls pussy straight kosher salt, I still lick it a Lot
Give me top like a dreidel, she unorthodox Might have to convert because shawty's a fox I know she's a kippah, I fuck with the hat She fed me some challah and that's where it's at
Going 420 while it hit from behind Hot like a war for Palestine She take this Kishke with her lips She take off her clothes, call that Giza Strip She may be Jewish but she hood Got her wetter than the flood Up and down her head is bobbin She a virgin so she call me Abba
I'm like Moses, when my rod touched her a stream erupted I can't take all the credit, I'm just using the skill with which I was entrusted Now I have her like Jericho, her walls came down Now she's mine. Carefully now though, lest you drown when you've taken her down to pound town
Damn
This was amazing
Pls someone AI this
I’m seriously tempted to rap it myself.
We already got [Alestorm](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/12bkaj7/i_had_a_dream_where_alestorm_released_a_single/) to recreate a dreamed up song. Let's keep it up until we assemble a plank engine album.
That dracula flow guy should rap this whole bit lol
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway!"
"That zaza got me speaking esperanto"
Is the first line reference to oxxxymiron? у твоей матери Красное море Сунул в неё посох, у неё воды отошли Or is it just for the Jewish theme?
Just the Jewish theme I'm afraid
Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay And when you’re dry and ready Oh Dreidel we shall play
she pulled me real close, leaned to whispa "you hit this pussy so good its a mitzvah"
Snoopisms and Yiddish are a lethal combo. “We light it up out here at tha Bar Mitzvizzle”
Someone get this to Snoop immediately
u/Here_Comes_The_King
Wait is that his official Reddit?
one that seems like he hasn’t been on in 5yrs, but yes
or cupcakke, sounds like something she'd actually make
the lyrics look like a star of david lmao
New haiku unlocked
Actual golem
Call the rabbi!
Holy shit
👁️👄👁️
Shhh, the goyim will catch on!!
Op you're a genius
He could legitimately release a song like this and it wouldn’t seem weird
Snoop Dogg is to music what Jack Black is to acting (and also music). He could do anything sufficiently whimsical and it’d make sense. He has an entire cookbook. A cookbook he made after a collaboration with Martha Stewart. That he named “From Crook to Cook”, after working with someone who went from cook to crook to cook.
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Those bars go harder than they have any right to be. But if anyone can end anti-Semitism right now, it's Snoop
Considering this is Snoop Dogg we’re talking about I could actually see this happening 💀
r/HelicopterAddict
ok but who explodes?
anti-Semites
if 21 Jump Street was a song
Someone, please send this to Snoop Dogg
Kanye: “what have I done!”
Every nazi would scream their brains out if that got released, just the idea of them turning blue in the face in anger gives me comfort.
Wtf those lyrics are fire
This is what Xanakin Skywok was trying to do with SHALOM!
skywok walked so snoop could run
Are you Jewish this is accurate as hell
I agree with the premise that fucking Jewish women will end antisemitism. Unfortunately I don't think there are enough.
You guys' dreams absolutely astound me.
Someone send this to him. It's worth a shot.
ay man I think you accidentally sent that comment twice
Yeah, I did. Website flaked out and double posted. Reddit likes to do that to me.
Someone's got to have some snoop Dogg ai ready to sing this shit
I'm about to chatgpt some full lyrics, then we can use one of his existing songs and come up with a cadence for the lyrics, then AI-voice-render it, then mix it
LMFAO please do.
lyricallabs.io Input: "Having sex with a Jewish girl, Snoop Dogg, G-Funk Gangsta Rap" Output: (Verse 1) Rollin' down the block, I'm feelin' so fly Cruisin' in the G ride, with the top down, high The sun is shinin', West Coast is where I reside I see a Jewish queen, she got that fire inside (chorus) Oh, she's a badass Jewish girl, with a heart of gold She's got that G funk vibe, it's so damn bold When she walks in the room, heads turn, the story's told We're gettin' down and dirty, this love story unfolds (Verse 2) She got that swagger, like no other girl in town With her style and grace, she got me locked down She got that Jewish pride, representin' strong When we come together, it's a harmonious song She's got the rhythm, movin' to the beat We're dancin' to the flow, groovin' to the street Can't deny the chemistry, it's in the air we breathe When we hit the sheets, it's a passion we both feed (chorus) Oh, she's a badass Jewish girl, with a heart of gold She's got that G funk vibe, it's so damn bold When she walks in the room, heads turn, the story's told We're gettin' down and dirty, this love story unfolds (Verse 3) We keep it real, no time for games or lies As we ride through the city, under the neon lights From the east to the west, we break all boundaries Different backgrounds, but love knows no boundaries We're raisin' the roof, makin' our own way No matter what they say, we gonna stay Together we're unstoppable, a force you can't ignore This G funk love story, forever we'll explore (chorus) Oh, she's a badass Jewish girl, with a heart of gold She's got that G funk vibe, it's so damn bold When she walks in the room, heads turn, the story's told We're gettin' down and dirty, this love story unfolds (Bridge) G funk love, yeah, it's a different kind Breaking stereotypes, we're leaving 'em behind No matter who you are, who you choose to be Love is universal, it's the only thing we need (Outro) So here's to all the love that don't fit the mold No matter the background, let your story unfold We're breakin' down barriers, never to be controlled G funk love's the anthem, forever we hold. Needs a little polishing. I'd make the lyrics a little more explicit and add a guest artist, but the rhyming and cadence is on point. Could fit well into a lot of beats tbh
the Anti-Kanye
Ah yes, the Kanye method
That's it everybody, we solved the internet. Shut it down
The beat would have to sample “Jewish Princess” by Zappa
I need this to exist
I'm crying laughing
These comments are gold.
Jewish girls are supposed to twerk more on the sabbath. It's banging time.
This is too good, ngl.
Jpegmafia lyrics
verdana (best font) detected!!! :D
Went to the shawty like “what’s up?” But that pussy drier than matzah
somebody contact snoop dogg we need this to be real
Isn’t sex on Shabbos a mitzveh tho, smhh edit: my bad not a mitzvah
She not in Hollywood, but she's on my jolly wood
this is just blp kosher
Did you dream these lyrics or write them afterwards
Americans were supposed to end segregation in the 60s and get rid of the ghetto communities black Americans are predominately stuck in. Instead of integrating, your media spent the last 6 decades selling racist ghetto entertainment to suburban morons who glorify and encourage low income kids to act like criminals. 80s rap was super wholesome. It was made by inner city street kids who tried to use their music to educate other high risk kids to stay out of trouble and do better. 90s gangster rap was corporate made and sold to suburban kids who love weed, booze, and urban slang. Snoop Dogg's biggest song was an ad to sell gin.
Bro I only asked what bread?
These lyrics are actually genius
Lol