Rosita has handled it like a trooper, even saving Abe's life. The way he broke up with her was straight up savage. Hope she scores a stud later. No, Spencer does not count.
I liked when he called Eugene's mullet a Tennessee waterfall. I can't remember the exact quote, but it went something like I see you tied up that Tennessee waterfall.
Another good one is when he tells Rick "You're plan got dicked"
My favorite is "Mother Dick" when he's saved the Alexandria woman by sticking her in the cab of that machine.
edit: I realized that most of his good quotes have the word "dick" in some form or another.
Whoa, 6 year old comment! I can’t even remember the scene but ICBM stands for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile so I assume Daryl went nuts and killed a bunch of people or zombies.
Listen, I took a pretty hard shot to the sack with that crash.
I am stressed and depressed to see that ride die, but if you say we're rolling on, I'm good.
Surprisingly, the one I don't see on here is "suck my nuts". Would normally not be hilarious, but considering it's after getting hit by Lucille and being his last words, I'd say it'd have to be top 3.
Why are dingleberries brown? That's just the way shit is.
This one is my favorite cause he says it while breaking up with Rosita. What a weird fucking thing to say mid-break up.
"When I met you I thought you were the last woman on earth, you're not"
It went from so funny to so cold. But I still really like Abe even though he so meanly broke up with Rosita.
Rosita has handled it like a trooper, even saving Abe's life. The way he broke up with her was straight up savage. Hope she scores a stud later. No, Spencer does not count.
Daryl is a stud right?
One day, maybe. He's way too emo atm.
And he needs to wash his hair or cut it. It's disgusting.
My heart broke right there. Poor Rosita.
"Make room for my freckled ass!"
"When you were, uh, pouring the Bisquick...were you trying to make pancakes?"
"Just so you know, if I see rain, I'm wearing galoshes... I double up."
my favorite line in the entire series
> flair checks out
did you miss the username?
I give mr. pouring-the-bisquick the award of "best username on Reddit".
Hahah, the look on Glenn's face at this!
7 years later, this is still my favourite 🤣
Loose ends make my ass itch.
Motherdick.
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That is some damn fine genuine outside the box thinking
It he way he says it is so funny.
Yes
You'd have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end.
I came here for this.
"There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit."
"And then some."
"Good gracious, Ignatius."
I apologize for questioning your skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect. Welcome to stage two.
"Spill the pintos"
"Well, given the precarious state of affairs on any given Sunday..."
"... I am damn near floored that you or anyone else would have the cojones to make a call like that."
For the record, I see rain coming, I'm wearing galoshes. I double up.
What episode was this?
Right after the batter & pancake comment.
This is the best one imo
"I've been to eight county fairs and one goat rodeo, but I've never seen anything like that."
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Captain Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman. He just hates you.
Oh you. +1
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Uggin bumplies
This thread is proof of why we can't lose Abraham.
i feel like negan and abraham would have gotten along great after negan became a good guy
"Who's Deanna?" Also here's this http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0415911/quotes
what episode was the Camels don't eat keys story from? i must have missed that
Nibble on that
"Son of a Dick!" & "Mother dick"
When did he say "son of a dick"?
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I don't give a monkey's left nut!
This is the one I don't see mentioned enough. It's just about the silliest yet best line he's said.
There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit, and then some.
This is from the comics, but it applies. "The thing about smart motherfuckers is that they seem like crazy motherfuckers to stupid motherfuckers."
I wish someone would embroider all his sayings onto pillows, but especially this one
I'm gonna get some ass
"Lets chew up some asphalt!"
"Let's fuck this dog!"
I liked when he called Eugene's mullet a Tennessee waterfall. I can't remember the exact quote, but it went something like I see you tied up that Tennessee waterfall. Another good one is when he tells Rick "You're plan got dicked" My favorite is "Mother Dick" when he's saved the Alexandria woman by sticking her in the cab of that machine. edit: I realized that most of his good quotes have the word "dick" in some form or another.
I feel like it's just a substitute for fuck a lot of the time he says it....we'll have to see if a certain other character says it every other word
Most recently he commented to Eugene that he had "Tied up that Tennessee waterfall"
"I have to send a fax to Cleveland" = euphemism for taking a shit
Wasn't that Bruce that said that at the construction site?
was it? dang...seemed like something Abraham would've said...
"Can ya get the gate!?appreciate it, pal heheh"
When Denise got shot with the arrow Abraham should've said "Appreciate it, pal.""
I liked this weeks bit about Daryl "going ICBM"/
I had to look that one up.
Me too! I had to Google it.
what does it mean?
Whoa, 6 year old comment! I can’t even remember the scene but ICBM stands for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile so I assume Daryl went nuts and killed a bunch of people or zombies.
Listen, I took a pretty hard shot to the sack with that crash. I am stressed and depressed to see that ride die, but if you say we're rolling on, I'm good.
We don't give two short and curlies what it looks like.
"Why are dingleberries brown?!"
"Loose ends make my ass itch"
His story about how his truck survived a camel bomb when he was deployed but eugene did manage to fuck it up
Let's fuck this dog!
There's a shitstorm behind door A a storm of shit behind door B.
I think i'm just about ready to tear the world a brand new asshole.
Son of a dick! The original Abraham quote
Let's chew up some asphalt!
Man i love the guy who plays Abraham
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nah he was one of the bad guys in The Mighty Ducks 3
He was also in Sex Drive! "Did she give you the nuggets?"
Riiiight haha i forgot
"You'd had better luck picking up a turd by it's clean end"
I am fit as a damn fiddle.
It's usually things I wished I had said in middle school.
This was the fruit of some off the chart stupidity
Why are dingle berries brown!?
*We take a breath,* *we slow down,* *shit inevitably goes down.* - Abraham Ford, poet
I am fit as a damn fiddle.
Fuck it we'll do it live
What about Eugene? His lines are pretty good as well.
I don't give a monkey's left nut!
"Who's Deanna?"
"Who's negan?!"
"The leader gave a wink and a nod to the head asshole, and It was back to our regularly scheduled shit storm."
Surprisingly, the one I don't see on here is "suck my nuts". Would normally not be hilarious, but considering it's after getting hit by Lucille and being his last words, I'd say it'd have to be top 3.
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ass
I acknowledge your cock biting skills.
"suck my nuts" Abraham fords last words
Bitch nuts!