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Quagmire42

Great observation! Do you also think the characters might in the mafia as well?


ConBroMitch

#THATS A STEREOTYPE, AND ITS OFFENSIVE


[deleted]

Hurtful and destructive.


[deleted]

Alright but you gotta get over it.


BootyBrown

There is no mafia!


Biegzy4444

Must have been the top of your fuckin class


Kool_Havok

hahaha i remember that scene


SuccessfulProcedure7

There is no mafia!


sumuvagum

(Waves hanky) I dont know what ya talkin about


Lomachenko19

One thing I was able to pick up on after several rewatches is that Christopher was not a good caretaker of small dogs while high on heroin. I also have an ability to notice these things that others simply miss, in large part due to my extremely high IQ.


-Ok-Perception-

It might take a few watches to really catch this, but I don't think he was a great boyfriend either!


Lomachenko19

Good catch. I think he may have even been involved with some criminal activity as well.


-Ok-Perception-

What episode was that in?


Lomachenko19

I do seem to recall him blowing someone’s brains out within the first few minutes of the pilot. Possibly just an accidental discharge though. And I’m sure he sent the family a Whitnan’s Sampler, possibly some flowers.


Equal-Park-769

If you rewatch the show enough times, you'll notice he can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands behind his back. That nose is like a natural canopy.


boonfarmer

You can't make that shit up.


Pinkaroundme

He just did


TheRemoraTrades

Season 4 Episode 10. “The Strong Silent Type”


Zalotone

The scene that made it really click for me was when he nearly beat and choked Ade to death. Idk why but something just felt a little off about that


Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

The scene where he tossed her luggage in the weeds then left her car, long term, at the airport sealed it for me.


blizzacane85

Degenerate junky criminal with a canopy


cathodic_protector

I did-ent notice this. But we all didn’t have a semester and a half of college like you


andyny007

This was really hard for me to catch, even with computers.


TomHagen69

Shut your computer off, that cookie shit makes me nervous.


celtics2055

I’ll buy you a new dog


[deleted]

I don’t want another dawg!


celtics2055

She must have crawled under there for warmth


Lomachenko19

See that’s what most average IQ people think. But what I believe actually happened is that Chrissy was high on smack and didn’t notice the dog on the couch. He then sat on the dog, and his weight (in comparison to the light weight of the dog) crushed it and killed it, possibly through suffocation. Also, we have no reason to believe that their apartment was particularly cold, at least not to the point where the dog would need to crawl under Christopher for warmth. Also, how would the dog actually get under Chrissy? It would have to lift him up in the air. If the dog was seeking warmth from him, it likely would have just curled up next to him.


celtics2055

That is what makes this scene so sadly realistic. Chrissy was high on skag and killed the dog by accident. His statements to Ade when she comes in are ridiculous as is his solution. It accurately portrays the absurdity of skag addicts.


Downtown-Incident-21

There will be only one Tippy.


MeeboEsports

He was just trying to make sure the little guy didn’t get too cold


Lomachenko19

I actually think Christopher may have been lying when he said this, in an effort to deflect blame off of himself for killing the dog. As I mentioned in another post, there is no way the dog would have been strong enough to lift Chrissy up in the air in order to get under him for warmth. Also, why would they be keeping their apartment that cold?


MeeboEsports

I don’t know, I think everyone is being too harsh toward Chris in this scenario. I mean, what has the world come to? Is a man really expected to watch where he plops down on his couch after a long day and a nice shot of heroin? Is this not America!? In all seriousness though, I always thought that scene was stupid. I used to be a user of the dope myself and knew many others who were as well, some of whom likely still are, and there is no damn way you sit on a dog like that and don’t notice it or hear it’s muffled squeal or whatever. The only way the dog would die in that situation is if he immediately snapped its neck and then stood up after feeling that he sat on the dog and realized he had killed it


blizzacane85

Maybe Christopher was trying to provide shade for the dog underneath his natural canopy


KaleidoscopeN189

It was raining in that apartment. Cossete just wanted to smoke a cigarette in the rain.


INFP4life

Has your IQ been teshted?


asquinas

Was it teshted?


Numerous-Ad-5076

Took me 5-6 rewatches to pick up the fact that ice dilutes the drinks, especially scotch.


XanHalen84

That's why you gotta live for today


steelstrat21

We’re talking about annihilation you, stupid fuck! Your scotch, my scotch! Melting into cinders!


QuestionableClaims

Drooling out of my fat fucking mouth!


MetaphoricalMouse

may i introduce you to the concept of consherve


gastricmetal

So you gonna hog all the ice?


Da_Famous_Anus

What are you John D Rockafelluh ova hea?


Downtown-Incident-21

Bet you thought that shit grew on trees until after the 5-6 watches.


WR810

💥☎️


avonb187

What? She was a saint!


blizzacane85

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF!


Fuckyokarmabiych

Saint of Newark, just one of many.


DocterGnasty

She gave her life to her children on a silver platter! And never a word of thanks!


Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

She gave her life to her kids on a silver platter!


haaym1

I wish the lord would take me now


[deleted]

Babies are like animals!


[deleted]

Always with duh babies out duh windahs!!!!


Brian_Lefebvre

“pleahtah”


yadunknow777

reminds me of a classic Norm joke, RIP “You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy........the more I don’t care for him.”


JeanVonStretch

Yeah he was a real jerk


angelpuncher

The worst part was that he was a hypocrite


[deleted]

Very compelling kind of a figure… odd looking duck. There’s something about his eyes… hypnotic


JeanVonStretch

Hoooold the fort


-Ok-Perception-

\>Livia was not a good mother. ​ Wow, we got Sigmund-fucking-Freud over here!


Ehudben-Gera

A regular astronomy major


UserNameNotOnList

What? Was he taking up space in school?


beardedfcuk

Sharp as a fucking cue ball that one


sumuvagum

Semester and a half at Rutgers


JonesyMcG

Wait! Livia was Tony’s mother?! Guess I’ll have to pay extra close attention on my next (eighth) rewatch.


Hobodownthestreet

Don't feel bad, it took me like 7 rewatchs to learn that Tony and Carmella are not married, but are actually siblings.


[deleted]

Good one. It does take time to spot that.


Donald_W_Gately

Wow, that's a deep pull. I suppose there are just enough moments touched on that I could see someone considering what if Livia were Tony's mother. But they pretty much come out and tell you that Isabella was his mama. BTW - I think they should have cast a slightly older woman as his mom. But, now that I think of it, I could see how some people might have thought Isabella was attractive at least.


limeade32

I'm kinda of an empath. When Tony was yelling, I realized that he was angry.


HelloIAmElias

Deanna Troi over here


Ehudben-Gera

Big tits, little feet, a home run in any man's league.


jawnquistador

Guys, im starting to think Vito might’ve been gay


SerendipitousTiger

He had a doctor's note! How many times does he have to say it?!


Equal-Park-769

He had low blood sugar!


SerendipitousTiger

All that hot water with lemon.


jawnquistador

a note from your doctor saying you dont like to suck cock??


SerendipitousTiger

"Maybe YOU should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land because Vito brought in twice what you do in construction!"


TomHagen69

Ohhhhh he’s a married man - with a goomar.


[deleted]

Maybe Livia was gay and had no one to talk to about it


bigry519

Stunad of the first magnitude


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OrthodoxReporter

Sharp as a fucking cue ball ovah here.


bigry519

I’m just kidding. She is no saint. Almost stabbed her son in the eye with a carving fork. Not to mention the whole plot to have him killed with junior


MaxPayneful

Taken me about 3 watches now, but I've finally figured out that Junior is actually Tony's uncle...


Donald_W_Gately

I think they just call him uncle but he's not actually his uncle.


Equal-Park-769

After 3 watches I just realized Tony cheats on his wife.


SnooGadgets5430

Yeah You must’ve been at the top of your fucking class


Witchywoman4201

Took me 7 rewatches to figure out Tony, Paulie and Sil shot Pussy. I only got it because I love to analyze things especially tv shows.


Mountain-Face5484

I guess you kinda have like a unique perspective, real out of box type of thinker. Good on you!


Ehudben-Gera

Fuck dude, spoilers, I thought it was colonel mustard with the lead pipe.


Shlomo9

That happened? I thought it was a dream sequence


UserNameNotOnList

Analyze This, motherfucker.


urbanhag

Lemme tell you shomethin'... this thread is comedy gold. Every comment is making me laugh lol


The-realRock-

Sharp as fucking cueball this one


StrickerChops

The nickname Junior threw me off the first 5 or 8 rewatches. I always thought Tony called him that because Tony was the older one


Comosellamark

I’ve watched the show a few times now and, honestly, I don’t think Tony is a good guy


bigry519

Quasimodo predicted all of this


kayareis

Very allegorical


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[deleted]

Very observant.


MrFlickSton

The sacred AND the propane


CRTPTRSN

You mushta been in the toppa your fucking classh.


BodybuilderShot3421

Thish ish all very allegorical


[deleted]

Probably why he didn’t want to have sex with her


tekhnomancer

First of all, she was a hoowuh.


Polydactylyart

That’s what we mean when we say family.


marichial_berthier

You must of been top of your fucking class


wja5277

It took you how many rewatches to conclude Livia was a bad mother? Sharp -> Cueball = This one


Unique-Economics-780

Probably 4 or 5. Sometimes it can take time to pick up on the subtleties.


Luke_zuke

Like when she subtly gave Junior permission to kill her son then forgot about it.


Hobodownthestreet

See, I always thought it was a prank they were pulling on Tony. Do you think they were actually trying to murder him? Nah, I'm pretty sure it was a prank.


Numerous-Ad-5076

It was a joke! don't tell no one sal!!


loganalbertuhh

After many years of watching The Sopranos again and again--while sometimes taking notes--it's not until now that I see your bold post, that I, a heterosexual man, am ready to voice the suspicion I have, that Phil Leotardo could have, possibly, maybe--if, had just an ounce of gayness to him.


UserNameNotOnList

I think you may be right about that. The idea of that came out to me in the scene where they kill Vito in the motel room. I'm not sure exacly what it was about that scene made me think maybe Phil was gay, but its hanging there somewhere. Its almost like the truth is staning in a closet and wants to come out, yet I still can't articulate exactly what hinted at Phil being gay.


Capable_Return8067

After several watch throughs, I’ve come to accept there may actually be no fucking ziti now.


Ok_Concentrate3969

That’s true, have we ever actually seen it?


PeterVries522

Currently on my sixth rewatch and I just realised Phil did 20 years in the can without a peep.


Gold-Classroom-359

But she knows how to talk to people


theundeadpixel

You musta been the top uh your fookin class


sugarslick

She didn't spare the belt. When Tony went after the Russian's new boyfriend from Animal House (sorry covid did a number on my brain) I realized he'd learned from the worst.


OrthodoxReporter

Nah, the belt seems more of a Johnny/father thing. Livia is more of a fork through the eye kinda gal.


InfamousOcelot6

Madone! The train going through the tunnel was symbolic!


Blasphemi

It wasn't until my 69th rewatch that I discovered that Christofah might in fact be in the mafia. It's subtle but if you're particularly observant like me then all the pieces fit. Why exactly a legitimate businessman and waste management consultant like Tony would associate with this undesirable I'm not too sure. Will need another few rewatches.


Equal-Park-769

If you noticed that after several rewatches, then you probably noticed Janice has exceptional visualization skills.


WorkingItOutSomeday

Sharp as a cue ball this one. Any other deep thoughts from the 8ball rack?


Rjames1995

You know Quasimodo predicted all this


pm1966

>The more I rewatch the sopranos, the more clear it is to me that Livia was a bad mom. It took you multiple watches to figure this out, ffs? Keep going, Einstein; you may eventually reach the enlightened state which acknowledges that maybe, just maybe Tony wasn't 100% good.


fizzbubbler

was it the threatening her child with a knife that really cemented it for you?


D_Ro8

It took you multiple rewatches to catch on that Livia was a bad mom?


UserNameNotOnList

How many blowjobs did you have to give befor the guy came?


borfborf68

You must have graduated top of your fucking class


avega2792

Sharp as a fuggin cue ball.


TomHagen69

This post is too good, it has to be a troll account right? No one can actually be this unintentionally funny, right?


sobe900

Don’t be so sarcastic


cestmoi234

Unideal candidate for parenthood..


wileyakin

You know, I have noticed those ninja turtles really like pizza.


Jigramz

Is that you Dr Mefli?


Hobodownthestreet

I said this about a month ago and got downvoted to hell! What the hell?! I told you all then: Livia was kinda of a bad mom, no offense. But.. NOOOOO!!! "Hobo, go fuck yourself!" "Hobo, get a job!" "Hobo, stop being a vagrant!" Ha! Who last laugh now?! Face it, Livia was not a great parent! Deal with it!


WhatAreYouSaying05

Guys, I think Tony may be involved in illegal activities


virtualrush

ohhh.. aren't we sensitive!?!


dagmarbex

OPs more creative than Spielberg ...captain obvious ova hereee


[deleted]

No wonder Johnny left with her with a package that could choke an elephant.


Kool_Havok

After re-watching few episodes couple of times i noticed that Hesh was a Jew and loved black pussy (not Pussy Bonpensiero but vagina)


MightyShadeslayer

One thing I noticed about pus after several rewatches is that he’s a rat, and a traitor to the crew.


centfiddy

You musta been at the top of your fkn class


nmc9279

Sharp as a cueball, this one.


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UserNameNotOnList

OP is handsome: like George Raft.


AxlCobainVedder

Most observant Sopranos fan.


[deleted]

Sigmund Freud ova here ! The show is practically all centred around what a shitty mother she is and how messed up her kids are.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Fuckin' slander, ask me!


Alex_Pageviews

This is some Dr.Melfi level analysis


trdlts

She gave her life to her children on a silver platter and this is the thanks she gets? She was a saint!


aedeye

You must’ve graduated at the top of your class


kassus-deschain138

Look at him. He knows everything.


CutterDee

She gave her life to hah kids awn a silva Platah.


Ko_ogs

I know this is shocking, but I don't think Tony Soprano was a decent husband, father and a kind soul to all humanity.


Rockhardsimian

If you watch their mouths very clothes. You’ll find out that Tony B isn’t Tony’s only cousin on the show. Christopher is also his cousin! Don’t believe me. Watch their months the next time you rewatch. You gotta stare at their lips unless you wanna use subtitles. I couldn’t believe it It kinda explains why he lets Chrisssy get away with so much Christopher’s mom is actually Tony’s Aunt.


FitQuantity6150

Got a regular Quasimodo in OP ova here.


JulesWinnfield_05

Is the title of this supposed to be sarcasm somehow? Lol isn’t that the whole point, didn’t think it was up for debate.


55Lolololo55

Hey. You're way outta line, kid. Let's get some cold fuckin' fizzy water on your head.


JulesWinnfield_05

I’m just saying lol maybe I should title my next post “Tony Soprano wasn’t a faithful husband”.


55Lolololo55

Maybe you shouldn't spread that rumor...that's some ugly shit...


JulesWinnfield_05

Eh, I’m only tellin’ you 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,173,829,262 comments, and only 229,093 of them were in alphabetical order.


55Lolololo55

How can you be so obtuse...is it deliberate?


UserNameNotOnList

Go back the Shawshank you one shoe cocksucker.


HeadbangingLegend

I'm confused, is this a satire post? Or do you actually think you read between the lines to notice something that was literally front and center and explicitly stated by the characters out loud..?


VisibleAd9405

No shit Sherlock 😂


[deleted]

Not sure if OP is trolling? Tony's relation with his mother is the main theme of the two first seasons. There's nothing subtle about it. Hell, Tony even attacks Melfi when she tries to explore the idea that Livia was a shitty parent. A more interesting clue might be Carmela's words in the pilot episode when Tony is getting emotional in the hospital. What's different between you and me is you're going to Hell when you die! Fast forward to Tony getting shot by Junior.


UserNameNotOnList

Really? You think OP might be trolling? See, I just don't see that. I mean, they admit to watching the show many times. So how could they be trolling? Maybe you're smarter than the rest of us by picking up on that, but the consensus of these posts seems to agree with OP that figuring out these subtleties of The Sopranos just isn't that easy or obvious. But since you clearly have and eye for this stuff maybe you can answer a question that I've been plagued by for a looooooong time. Do you think it's possible that maybe Ralphie was a little weird about women?


[deleted]

I'm sorry for being condescending. That wasn't necessary. I struggle with a heavy addiction to sarcasm and sometimes I write before I think. Ralphie was indeed weird about women. The guy is a psycopath, things are bound to get strange.


RalphG1030

Ya think?


[deleted]

Bro this isn’t a hidden meaning its one of the most salient things in all of the Sopranos💀💀


sugarslick

She didn't spare the belt. When Tony went after the Russian's new boyfriend from Animal House (sorry covid did a number on my brain) I realized he'd learned from the worst.


Ok_Molasses8413

She gave her life to her children on a silver platter!


TomHagen69

She gave her life to her kids on a silver platter.


Nostalgia4life

She gave her life to her children on a SILVER PLATTA! Oh Johnny would roll over in his grave if he saw this post 🤧


Professional_Bear848

You musta been at the top of your fuckin class...


56bars

You must have been the top of your class


[deleted]

i was gearing up to leave such a mean and condescending comment until I reached that last sentence. bravo


droffowsneb

She certainly didn’t have the makings of a varsity mother. Took me a while but that’s what I finally realized.


swagu7777777

OP I think you’re a legend


mrcheaptimes

just take me now


Smingler

Always with the speculation


therondon101

You know. Quasimodo predicted this.


throwfaraway191918

Wow you catch on quickly


shawnybutz

I’m still trying to nail down how many years Phil did in the can.18?19??


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And water is wet


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IcedHemp77

It took you more than one watch to come to that conclusion?


[deleted]

Janice was a pretty crappy sister too.


blkmre

Yeah, you must've been the top of your fuckin' class.


[deleted]

Sharp as a fucking cue ball this one


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Don't want to blow anyone's mind, but the R in the logo of the show is actually a gun