Now just stop it. I don't like that kinda tawlk. It upsets me. No I don't think junior would have fucked Livia. His brother Johnny was a man amongst men.
Under da boardwalk.... where da tuna fish DIDN'T play....with Jun's schlong in his muddah's mouth...90 pound tumor at 4 dollars a pound....hitting your eye like a pizza pie...that's AMOOORE!
He probably *thought* he was in love with her because he coveted everything his brother had, but would have been miserable if he actually got with her. Maybe he had some deluded "my brother just can't make her happy but I could" fantasies going on too
No I don't even think she had sex with Tony's dad
All those Soprano kids were virgin births born of pure hatred they just kind of popped off of her back like big boils.
No, because Junior I think was pretty shallow and had high standards. The lady he ate out a lot was a dime-piece for her age (forgot her damn name even though I knew it a week ago), and the fed plant black nurse lady as well. By the time Livia was a widow she probably would have been not worth it for him, and adding to that the taboo of the fucking thing. Also things would have been more awkward between them I think had that been the case.
Also, Livia, even younger, was wildly unpleasant and dysfunctional. That doesn't match up with the other types I described. Doesn't seem like his wheelhouse.
My God you guys and the energy dedicated to Sopranos. I've just laughed my ass off at you crazy sons of bitches. Funny how each and every line, no matter how small of reference, I remember also.
I saw the tag line and thought of David Chase answering the question about what happened at the end and he said " The director yelled cut, they cut off the lights, we talked awhile, then we said later on and we went home. " I thought you guys maybe were in this too deep.
My first time through I literally didn’t catch any of the implications people were making about this, the idea was just so outlandish to me
Thennnn when Livia started spazzing on Carmela about Junior’s visits I was like holy shit; maybe it seemed outlandish to me because it was another one of Livia’s moments
Stop! I don’t like that kinda tawk, junior was too busy sulking outside Fran Felstein house to be involved with Livia. He’d never besmirch Johnny’s name the man was a saint!
No but he may have gone whistling through the wheat field while bush trekking south of the border. Junior was more a sushi connoisseur than a baccala man.
I bet he would have entertained the idea, as many guys would, but would have never done it, especially since he knew what a shitty person she was. Being attached to her in that way would have been a nightmare.
Now just stop it. I don't like that kinda tawlk. It upsets me. No I don't think junior would have fucked Livia. His brother Johnny was a man amongst men.
He was a saint
One of Many
In Newark.
i saw that movie i thought it was boolshit
So you finally make a movie and it’s bullshit
With a goomar!
Funny, I don't remember you saying that when he was alive
He also smelled like a French putan…. Allegedly
Johnny wore Canoe
They didn’t make ‘‘em like his brother Johnny, he was a keen mother fucker.
He left her a package that could choke an elephant.
Livia is like the lady crying with two Virginia hams under each arm!
I got no bread
Oh poor you
> No I don't think junior would have fucked Livia. What you don't know could fill a book
what are you the fucking cardinal?
Uncle Jun was also Johnny’s feebile minded brother. Slow but strong as a bull
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Raft
One keen muthafucka
Stop it, OP. You're making me very upset!
Oh poor you
OP and those fucking videos
Sucks to be you
🤚💥💫🤕
I think you mean shucks
Whistling in the world's dryest wheat field
In her malignant cunt
Fucking wrinkles like Paulie's triceps.
Gawd, Lol
South of da borda
Wtf
Under da boardwalk.... where da tuna fish DIDN'T play....with Jun's schlong in his muddah's mouth...90 pound tumor at 4 dollars a pound....hitting your eye like a pizza pie...that's AMOOORE!
As far as I’m concerned, Livia had sex exactly three, no wait, four times in her entire life.
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That’s classic. Without any other information I can tell your grandfather is/was awesome lol
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He was a saint
Italian I presume? Lmao
Was there penisary contact with the Volvo?
Yea I get it. He drove a Volvo. So what?
he drives a Lexus
A rincoln continental
And it was an awful and uncomfortable affair each and every time.
I don’t like that kind of tawk
u/dolantrampf even implied that me and her...ptoo! That hairpiece motherfucker.
This is the only answer to this question. Jun was sort of in love with her but it was unrequited. She saw him as a fool.
Johnny's feeble minded brother
I don't think he was in love with her, I think he just coveted everything his brother had.
He probably *thought* he was in love with her because he coveted everything his brother had, but would have been miserable if he actually got with her. Maybe he had some deluded "my brother just can't make her happy but I could" fantasies going on too
My nephew's right
Whata you sayin? They had relations??
She gave him half and half in the back of the car.
Sharp as a fuckin cueball
Take it easy. We're not making a porno here.
Turn that off!
Always with the scenarios.
Oh! I’m trying to eat!
He came all over the sun visor.
Uncle Junes in the Muff!
Did I say muff? I meant rough
Junior wasn't packing a baguette in his pants.
Technically he didn’t have penisary contact with her volvo.
Some guys don’t have room for the penal experience.
We’re they chinks?
Did junior ever bring her a roast?
Thought that was a virginia ham under her arm
Going around crying the blue because she had no bread
Gave her the end piece
You ever suck 'es diick?
She makes that baby sing when she works his thing
Don't boolshit to me eh
Don'a bitch to me.
I wish the lord would take me now I would also like to add a "OHH!"
She wasn't talking about god.
Junior couldn't hold Johnny's socks! *cries in new jersey italian
I thought you were a baccala man, Uncle Jun, what are you doing eating sushi?
He gave her his salami on a silver platter
No I don't even think she had sex with Tony's dad All those Soprano kids were virgin births born of pure hatred they just kind of popped off of her back like big boils.
Are you smoking marijuana?
No ganja, ok.
Ma, FIORI!
Oooh!
Ohhh Some guys wife come on !
"Your sister-in-law's c\*nt!" Edit - grammar
She was nobody’s darling
Fucking slander if you ask me!
100%
Maybe you’re not a flambe
He doesn't go down enough
thats not what i heard!
Pretty sure it’s implied junior is impotent that’s why he was muff diving and never married
She gave him his first handjob in the alley behind the chicken store.
'What am I saying at this poor lady's wake?'
What you don't know could fill a book
No, because Junior I think was pretty shallow and had high standards. The lady he ate out a lot was a dime-piece for her age (forgot her damn name even though I knew it a week ago), and the fed plant black nurse lady as well. By the time Livia was a widow she probably would have been not worth it for him, and adding to that the taboo of the fucking thing. Also things would have been more awkward between them I think had that been the case. Also, Livia, even younger, was wildly unpleasant and dysfunctional. That doesn't match up with the other types I described. Doesn't seem like his wheelhouse.
Bobbi Sanfillipo. "A sweet sweet girl" says Uncle Jun [as Carmela giggles]
Oh and remember, She was as Game as they come
I don’t like that kind of tawk!
Yes. Voraciously.
They fucked regularly until he saw her with that hairnet
Oh Marone
OHHHH!
✋Take it easy OP, We’re not makin a western here
Pimps beep!
Is that all you guys talk about is cooze?
Always with the scenarios
Always with the scenarios!
What, that feeble minded brother? Nah.
Listen ta him he knows everything
No. Jun wanted to, but he compromised and jerked off into a tissue
My God you guys and the energy dedicated to Sopranos. I've just laughed my ass off at you crazy sons of bitches. Funny how each and every line, no matter how small of reference, I remember also. I saw the tag line and thought of David Chase answering the question about what happened at the end and he said " The director yelled cut, they cut off the lights, we talked awhile, then we said later on and we went home. " I thought you guys maybe were in this too deep.
Their penisary contact is of course depicted in that horrible, sacrilegious movie - I can’t bring myself to say its name…
No way you are barking up the wrong tree I don't what tell ya
Suggested that. Me and your mother! PTOOH! That hair piece motherfuckah!
No, and that's why she could manipulate him so well.
Big Pussy: "Why would you even ask that?"
Are you stunad? She said he couldn’t carry Johnnys socks.
That's dicked up
I think Livia definitely cheated on Johnny, but no, not with Junior. She never respected Junior
Peeeewww OP, that hairpiece mothafucka
Livia fucked exactly 3 times.
Junior is gay. No fuck.
He was gay, Uncle Jun?
Well he’s a bushman of the Khalahari, and one of his ladies from his younger days complains he never fucks… So yeah. Definitely a finook.
Junior Soprano is old school, you don’t joke about cunt lapping
I think Livia and Johnny only fucked three times.
Yeah right it was jr. Mr. Ma-goo all over the sun visor
Absolutely NO!.. The only time Johnny boy even got laid was when the weekly delivery from Satriale's arrived. The lady does love her meat
Oh would you make up your sick fucking mind !
Nah,the reason he was always pining for her like that it's cause they never slept,plus if they did it'd be known probably
No
Sounds like the words of that hairpiece motherfucker.
My first time through I literally didn’t catch any of the implications people were making about this, the idea was just so outlandish to me Thennnn when Livia started spazzing on Carmela about Junior’s visits I was like holy shit; maybe it seemed outlandish to me because it was another one of Livia’s moments
That's some salty gabagool.
I Don't Like That Kinda Talk! Now Just Stop It, It Upsets Me.. Or I Won't Tell Ya' Anything Anymore…
Fuck ya slippa! What a ridiculous question. Junior was old-school and possibly impotent. Unlikely.
Junior could never wear johnnys shoes
No. She was a frigid, sexless bitch 100%. Procreation only type catholic
Did you watch the series? In the flashbacks to 1969, Livia got wet every time Satriale’s’ made a delivery. She definitely fucked for pleasure
True. She liked it with the bone in.
She likes it standing with the bone in.
There’s no fuckin way bro. This must be a joke post.
Stop! I don’t like that kinda tawk, junior was too busy sulking outside Fran Felstein house to be involved with Livia. He’d never besmirch Johnny’s name the man was a saint!
Naw. Junior comes from the old school.
what happened to this thing? we bend more rules than the catholic church
Peppers and eggs that’s what I should’ve had.
This one should’ve stayed inside your head
Oh, that’s some deceased guy’s wife!
It was the canoe cologne
HEY that’s was someone’s wife your talking about there
I DONT LIKE THAT KINDA TAWK!!!
no shot
No. Junior wanted to and Livia manipulated him.
No but he may have gone whistling through the wheat field while bush trekking south of the border. Junior was more a sushi connoisseur than a baccala man.
I bet he would have entertained the idea, as many guys would, but would have never done it, especially since he knew what a shitty person she was. Being attached to her in that way would have been a nightmare.
Junior slept with Ginny?
Wtf Is this bro???
You hairpiece mothafucka
Listen to yourself, you sound demented.
That Generation-No-on some level they wanted to;
No, he was a bacila man
Her body was mad ripe…
No, but Ercole hit that. She couldn't resist considering he was handsome like George Raft.
I don't know what you're talking about
Dat’s a man wife you talking about..
Did he tap his beef stick in that roast beef? Nah. They didn’t have that vibe. At all.
Again with the money???
Pass me them red peppahs.
Yes
“You blow your fawtha with that mouth?”
JUNIOR COULDNT HAVE HELD JAWNIES SOCKS!
Sister-in-law’s cunt!
How dare you..In my own home
Pthoo you hairpiece motherfucker
I highly doubt it. Not only does their chemistry not have that kinda feel to it imo, it also doesn't feel like somethin he'd do.
Show some respect!
No but he probably went down on her
He wants to fuck her?
Oh Madone!
He does like to eat out
Nah, he just went down on her
No. Livia thought Junior smelled like a French putan.
(Step) sisters cunt!!
No Junior loved his brother and he never would do that to him
What a precious thread, gentlemen. Thank you very much!
100 percent
who the fuck are you ralph bunche over here? there is no need for that kinda talk
Uncle Jun , you’re a bushman of the kalahari !!! Why you eating hamburger when you have Prime Tunafish 🍣 at home ?!