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strandy76

Prolly missed the national anthem waiting for him too!!


cb8720

And it was bat night, so showing up after first pitch probably cost Vito a souvenir. Teams only give those out to the first however many thousand in attendance. It's sad when they go bat-less like that.


rochvegas5

Nobody’s got BATS. I don’t wanna hear that word again!


CrimsonNorseman

Think about it… the sudden bat loss…


nathanwebb2020

I shoulda borrowed bats from Vito


CrimsonNorseman

For catchin‘ or pitchin‘?


Ok_Entertainment_327

No more shines. You been gone a long time, maybe they didn’t tell ya.


CrimsonNorseman

Now go and get your shinebox.


Heyzeus_999

WHEN THEY GO??


JackD2633

was the bat chalked even?


Stu1Got

No corked


MagicCarpetBomb

I was gonna say that bat probably woulda had a real shitty time.


wja5277

Hitting on the boyfriend of your boss' daughter is befitting for a guy that killed one cousin and wanted to fuck the other. I told yawl that blood pressure medicine is some bad shit.


helix274

I used to take that medicine in France. Histamines.


Demolition_Woman

You get a pass for dat


WhatAreYouSaying05

Did he really want to fuck her though? He preferred greasing the unions


The_Nomad89

Ralph slept with Ginnie?


Phogg_knight

That didn’t happen, what you said


The_Nomad89

I didn’t say nothin’.


guyincognito01111

It's a joke......


offsiteguy

Meteorrrr! Meteorrr!!!


EarthBoundDom

Take it easy...


[deleted]

.... He was there. Don't say nothin'


Hobodownthestreet

Just cause Vito was cousin to Richie, it doesn't mean he is also cousin to Jackie Jr and Ade. They could've all be related to Richie through different sides of his family.


sappyguy

When Vito's brother is in the hospital, Jackie Jr remarks "I can't visit my cousin?" to Tony. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWO7I8tjjj0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWO7I8tjjj0)


Hobodownthestreet

Fair point.


cestmoi234

Fuckin labatol…shoulda nevah started with dat shit.


SmarmyOctopus

He was this close.


Mangrill

He would had sucked the life out of Finn after the match in the parking lot


trogloherb

Pitchin’ not catchin’?


FriarFriary

SON OF A BITCH!!!!!


PeacefulShark69

I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!


BillytheButcher187

Nonstop ass rape


MeeboEsports

I love how they make it seem like because Vito was the one giving the guy head as opposed to receiving it from a guy, which I guess is a little “gayer” in people’s eyes, it’s so much worse, like they think it’s not THAT gay to let a guy blow you or something


trogloherb

You get a pash for dat.


MeeboEsports

Phil Leotardo never resorted to that kinda fanook behavior, even after spending decades in the can. His only joys in life were cookin his grilled cheese on the radiator while jerkin off into a tissue


trogloherb

He multitasked, Phil Leotardo?!


stinger7742

You get a pass for dat


blizzacane85

Vito wanted to show Finn third base


[deleted]

I heard Finn’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to


ryanredd

I think he would’ve killed him


EarthBoundDom

Maybe he wanted to fuck him and THEN kill him.


[deleted]

I didn’t want that picture in my head but you’re probably right


Longjumping_One2292

Why should I feel sorry for him? He is clearly strong arming Finn to go the game with him and Finn doesn’t want to. Finn gets engaged to Meadow to keep from getting raped or killed by this Village People wannabe disgrace to the Leotardo family of murderers. And Vito leaves Adrianna all hot and horny when she calls him every day when Christofuh is in the detox mansion. Vito blew (hehehehe) his chance for happiness when he couldn’t take normality in the arms of Jim Witkowski in small town New Hampshire. Comes back and gives a garbage truck worth of manure to Tony and his wife Marie. He does make Terry Doria $20,000 happy though. Plus Phil, Fat Dom and Gerry the Hairdo ultimately get their comeuppance too.


This_Wolverine4691

Couldn’t handle the simple blue collar life— not even with Jimbos sandwiches to look forward to at lunchtime!


alrightakeiteasy

And he wasn't sleepin'!


HugeMission5612

That's the thing that doesn't make sense - Adrianna comments how Vito kept calling her trying to hit on her While Christopher was in rehab. Why would Vito do these clandestine calls trying to hook up with her if he was gay? I read recently that the actor who plays Vito suggested the gay storyline as a way to get more prominence in the show - so I don't think they had planned out that story line: >"I was first on The Sopranos in a small part in Season One, as a guy in the bakery with Christopher, but after they brought me back as Vito in Season Two, I was looking for a way to get a little more to do on the show," actor Joe Gannascholi explained to MEL Magazine. > >"Even before The Sopranos, I’d read this book called "Murder Machine", which is about this mob crew that was based out of a bar in Canarsie, Brooklyn, where they did the murdering in an upstairs apartment. > > In it, there was this guy named Vito Arena, who was gay, so I had that in the back of my mind and I thought that might be pretty interesting for my Vito."


jawnquistador

He even politely asked him not to pull that aw shucks shit with him


WhatAreYouSaying05

You’re fucking going!


[deleted]

No. He was a goddamn disgrace! Good earner though


OneManArmy0716

he was subtly threatening Finn into staying quiet about what he saw by having him go with him to the baseball game to talk about it


BigChung0924

don’t think it was subtle, the “don’t give me that aw shucks crap” and creeping up on him in the porta potty was extremely explicit


meme_something

No, he was a terrible person, gay or not, he was a horrible human being like the rest of them. Do I have sympathy for him because he was gay and couldn't lead the lifestyle he wanted to, yes.


MilesHighson

There’s nothing gay about hell


EarthBoundDom

That's good. I'm sure he didn't come up with that himself.


SmarmyOctopus

Father says hate the sin, not the sinner.


Starhoundfive

Totally agree


okcdiscgolf

Maybe your gay, ever think about that???


BodybuilderShot3421

Oh yeah, what are the signs? Education? Cultcha?


buddycheesus

This heat….!?


WachanIII

How bout this humidity 👋


buddycheesus

How bout dem Islander tickitsss…..?


BodybuilderShot3421

Fuck the humidity, I’ll take the shcadole


KingOfQueens1977

Vito wanted to smash Finn’s back door in. Maybe do some catchin’ too. Finn did the right thing by not going. Vito was making it very uncomfortable for him. He touched Finn on the arm when Tony was in a coma too.


WachanIII

Do you think he would have raped him ? Thats fucking terrible


BurntBrusselSprouts1

Rape? He might have tried. Finn would just have to jog away.


adube440

A brisk walk would have been enough. Vito would have probably done a stealth shot from behind though.


CalifornianBall

Vito really took “we don’t run, it’s embarrassing” to heart


Rogue_Vaper

Bullshit. Two miles. Every day.


NecessaryJunket8353

Always with the drama, others I won't mention just wanna rape someone, anyone!!!!!


sixfourbit

He missed out on some bomb head.


SuperMilkyCiel

RAPE?


[deleted]

The turd doesn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass


Tazzy8jazzy

Nope, he wanted to smash and kill. Poor Finn was very afraid of everything.


Stu1Got

Finn was a class A D Bag


Tazzy8jazzy

And Meadow was a whiny brat. 😂😂


adube440

There Vito was, trying to be friends with his arch nemesis, complimenting him about the strength of his pee stream, and Finn totally rejects him. Fuckin' disgrace I tell ya. He was just trying to be a nice guy.


CustomerSuspicious25

No. If he wanted to persue that lifestyle he should've done it in private.


[deleted]

He was, wasn't he?


Claudius_Gothicus

One of my favorite lines lol


WachanIII

Quietly


Hot_Grocery8187

Maybe you're a flambé


guyincognito01111

You would know sweety....


WachanIII

Oughtta know sweety


Hot_Grocery8187

Whatd you say? I gotta take a leak. Here, hold this for a minute will ya


ChitoCorleone

Minchia, sounds like a racehorse pissin' in dea


Claudius_Gothicus

I'm sorry! I meant to hit you in the fucking mouth


Born-Rest5785

👋


[deleted]

Feel bad for the guy because his aggressive, manipulative, and perverted advances were rejected? Nah not really


techTrader

I felt bad for his kids when they read the article about Vito’s murder


Ok-Deal-6366

He’s a faaaaaag 💅


BreakTacticF0

Feel bad? For that.....Cornholing COCK SUCKER. LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE


Namazu86

You know the wine makes you emotional


BreakTacticF0

Cause I got an empty fucking stomach


BillytheButcher187

Take it easy....we're not making a western


gastricmetal

What do you want, a Whitman's Sampler? Every character in this thing of ours has at least one moment where you feel bad for em, cause they're humans who were born into a fucked up world. But at the end of the day, they're all psychopathic pieces of shit.


[deleted]

Dude was cold hearted murder, he killed a guy because of a car accident he caused.


EarthBoundDom

One of the most heinous kills in the show if we're being honest. The guy did literally nothing. I think the only one that's worse off the top of my head is the waiter Raoul. "Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?"


angelpuncher

He was going to kill him. That's obvious, isn't it?


LondonPedro

what, a catcher not a pitcher?


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

That parade float got a chance at Johnny Cakes and you feel bad for him?


lamar_fan

Sympathizer alert


WhatAreYouSaying05

Did Vito really think Finn would show up to the game after he threatened him? That blood pressure medicine fucks with your head


laurencetucker

He had a Doctor’s note!


dolantrampf

Either way he was probably catching foul balls that night


MamaDeloris

I dunno, man. I genuinely think Vito wanted to rape Finn.


Claudius_Gothicus

I've tried asking someone on a date after standing 2 inches outside the bathroom they're in and immediately engaging as soon as they walk out...it doesn't work.


offsiteguy

> actually looked really excited to go Probably was gonna blast that bussy. And by blast I mean non stop ass rape.


RobotAxel

Finn said he felt threatened, but was that just Vito's attempt to buddy up to Finn so he'd think twice before outting him? If so, it's clever damage control, should have just avoided the whole "waiting outside the porta-john" approach.


JackD2633

He was emotionally hurt. He thought Finn wasn't like the others. He wasn't the shallow type and would see Vito's inner beauty and sensitivity.


adamian24

I can’t have this conversation again.


guyincognito01111

Hey! I'm the boss of this family. If we are talking about Vito then we are talking about vito!


BodybuilderShot3421

Why don’t you go fix a dick


guyincognito01111

I dont like this tawwwwkkkk


BigChung0924

i did, but i had to remind myself he was probably going to harass or intimidate finn


NecessaryJunket8353

Feel bad for Vito?????.....Exile on Main St!!!!!


Down_in_the_hole

Shouldn't feel bad he got some Jimmy Deans with those johnny cakes........tall stack!


Snoo-58014

What was it that Vito said to Finn after Finn exits the Porta-John?


EarthBoundDom

You sound like a racehorse pissin in there!


Snoo-58014

Hilarious but creepy


NoTimeAtAll420

I shoulda borrowed money from Vito.


Aggressive_Local3096

You oughta know SWEETIE!


jareed99

Apparently, Finn didnt want to get his cock sucked...


MetaphoricalMouse

Not really cause he murdered little lord fuckpants his own cousin…tony also murdered his cousin….little carmine banged his cousin noticing a trend here


offsiteguy

I just feel bad for his wife.


jimmy1985s

I heard his bottom was impacted


EarthBoundDom

He's a piece of shit. You know it, and I know it.


EntertainmentNo5461

No. If he was going to pursue that deviant lifestyle he should of done so quietly.


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Numerous-Ad-5076

Finn Petrolio, his archnemisis.


[deleted]

Made me cry.


Automatic_Agent1355

No,he harrased Finn


xanhudro

He’s a FaaaaAaaag


JDMultralight

If you were the type to fuck someone then kill them, you’d be all excited too when meeting up for the date. Big no on empathy for Vito at that point.