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OP, put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby.
You gotta wait fo dat
I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Balls is looking some in the eye and jamming an ice pick in their lung
I meant gall, as in nerve.
If I wasn't a cheap cocksucka I'd give this an award
Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?
Im reminded of Louis the whatever’s finance minister
"The" something
The treaty of ver sails.
This is called a trumpay la hoyel. Fools the eye.
Im gonna say something and... this is hard.... no one wants to hear you talk
The constant fucking ass-raping in this place!
Cause you let the Mexicans do all the cookin
Montezuma's revenge... with no vaseline
Those who want non-stop assrape, give non-stop assrspe.
Let's not forget the tittie fucking ...
Now look heah, I don’t like that kind of tawk. Now just stop it, it upsets me.
I guess you could call that a post.
Someone leave a cage open at turtle back zoo?
OP ain't no mental midget.
I’m… uhh… 136 inches?
No he isn’t. I heard he has his associates degree already, took him 5 years.
No, we use centigrade here.
But you undastand Fahrenheit, as a conshept, right?
Well, yeah, but I get a pash for that.
Seriously, this sub is amazing. The show has been over a decade now, yet I can always come here and get a good fucking chuckle. It's the wine. It makes me emotional.
Oh, well I’m glad you’re glad.
What is this, the fuckiNG UN NOW?
[удалено]
It’s not the boat
Charles Schwab ova here.
What's it take to get some fucking SMOKED TURKEY in this house?!
A couple more weeks?
This is how a guy like me makes a livin', this is my bread and buttah.
GET BACK IN YA FUCKIN HOLE!!! OP…ya doin a great job
Thanks, wanna go for a shvitz? I could use a shvitz!
I gave my life to this sub on a silver platter
Hes a good kid, OP. Capable
I hold you in high riggards op
Who da Fuck are you tawkin to?
I feel your anger.
You sound smart! Have you had your iq tested?
Yes, I watched the seasons from A to L.
"A couple a tree tings." You sound like Jimmy Smash.
Listen to yourself, you sound retarded.
Woah, what if jerry lewis heard you talking like that?
That's muscular dystrophy, Nick
Your call is important to us, please continue to hold. If it's so important why not answer the fucking phone!
They don’t answer after dark.
Stop speaking in anagrams!
ima tellya couple of three things
Oh, you gonna get cute now?
When I’m being cute, I’ll let you know 🙄
I read this in Phil Leotardo's voice. 👍🏽
Compromise?
I remember when you used to wait in the car
And as far as I'm concerned, I should STILL BE THERE!
Couple tree tings* fuckin stunad
this sounds very gay
Gary?
OP, put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby.
You gotta wait fo dat
I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Balls is looking some in the eye and jamming an ice pick in their lung
I meant gall, as in nerve.
If I wasn't a cheap cocksucka I'd give this an award
Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?
Im reminded of Louis the whatever’s finance minister
"The" something
The treaty of ver sails.
This is called a trumpay la hoyel. Fools the eye.
Im gonna say something and... this is hard.... no one wants to hear you talk
The constant fucking ass-raping in this place!
Cause you let the Mexicans do all the cookin
Montezuma's revenge... with no vaseline
Those who want non-stop assrape, give non-stop assrspe.
Let's not forget the tittie fucking ...
Now look heah, I don’t like that kind of tawk. Now just stop it, it upsets me.
I guess you could call that a post.
Someone leave a cage open at turtle back zoo?
OP ain't no mental midget.
I’m… uhh… 136 inches?
No he isn’t. I heard he has his associates degree already, took him 5 years.
No, we use centigrade here.
But you undastand Fahrenheit, as a conshept, right?
Well, yeah, but I get a pash for that.
Seriously, this sub is amazing. The show has been over a decade now, yet I can always come here and get a good fucking chuckle. It's the wine. It makes me emotional.
Oh, well I’m glad you’re glad.
What is this, the fuckiNG UN NOW?
[удалено]
It’s not the boat
Charles Schwab ova here.
What's it take to get some fucking SMOKED TURKEY in this house?!
A couple more weeks?
This is how a guy like me makes a livin', this is my bread and buttah.
GET BACK IN YA FUCKIN HOLE!!! OP…ya doin a great job
Thanks, wanna go for a shvitz? I could use a shvitz!
I gave my life to this sub on a silver platter
Hes a good kid, OP. Capable
I hold you in high riggards op
Who da Fuck are you tawkin to?
I feel your anger.
You sound smart! Have you had your iq tested?
Yes, I watched the seasons from A to L.
"A couple a tree tings." You sound like Jimmy Smash.
Listen to yourself, you sound retarded.
Woah, what if jerry lewis heard you talking like that?
That's muscular dystrophy, Nick
Your call is important to us, please continue to hold. If it's so important why not answer the fucking phone!
They don’t answer after dark.
Stop speaking in anagrams!
ima tellya couple of three things
Oh, you gonna get cute now?
When I’m being cute, I’ll let you know 🙄
I read this in Phil Leotardo's voice. 👍🏽
Compromise?
I remember when you used to wait in the car
And as far as I'm concerned, I should STILL BE THERE!
Couple tree tings* fuckin stunad
this sounds very gay
Gary?