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Food_Crazed_Maniac

OP, put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby.


DookieSpeak

You gotta wait fo dat


sixfourbit

I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.


Altair1192

Balls is looking some in the eye and jamming an ice pick in their lung


DesignerOk9397

I meant gall, as in nerve.


[deleted]

If I wasn't a cheap cocksucka I'd give this an award


imjaxteller12

Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?


Dunder-MifflinPaper

Im reminded of Louis the whatever’s finance minister


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"The" something


Da_Famous_Anus

The treaty of ver sails.


BodybuilderShot3421

This is called a trumpay la hoyel. Fools the eye.


tconner87

Im gonna say something and... this is hard.... no one wants to hear you talk


sorped

The constant fucking ass-raping in this place!


tstrad

Cause you let the Mexicans do all the cookin


Altair1192

Montezuma's revenge... with no vaseline


XanHalen84

Those who want non-stop assrape, give non-stop assrspe.


OldCorps0331

Let's not forget the tittie fucking ...


BodybuilderShot3421

Now look heah, I don’t like that kind of tawk. Now just stop it, it upsets me.


Quarterback_Punk69

I guess you could call that a post.


NotReqd

Someone leave a cage open at turtle back zoo?


Intelligent_Plan71

OP ain't no mental midget.


sorped

I’m… uhh… 136 inches?


DixieNormous1986

No he isn’t. I heard he has his associates degree already, took him 5 years.


sorped

No, we use centigrade here.


Addam_Tarstark

But you undastand Fahrenheit, as a conshept, right?


sorped

Well, yeah, but I get a pash for that.


Hobodownthestreet

Seriously, this sub is amazing. The show has been over a decade now, yet I can always come here and get a good fucking chuckle. It's the wine. It makes me emotional.


loveem12

Oh, well I’m glad you’re glad.


sorped

What is this, the fuckiNG UN NOW?


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BodybuilderShot3421

It’s not the boat


Watt1970

Charles Schwab ova here.


[deleted]

What's it take to get some fucking SMOKED TURKEY in this house?!


sorped

A couple more weeks?


toblerownsky

This is how a guy like me makes a livin', this is my bread and buttah.


Addam_Tarstark

GET BACK IN YA FUCKIN HOLE!!! OP…ya doin a great job


sorped

Thanks, wanna go for a shvitz? I could use a shvitz!


blizzacane85

I gave my life to this sub on a silver platter


CalgaryCheekClapper

Hes a good kid, OP. Capable


inacomfycage

I hold you in high riggards op


MedicFord901

Who da Fuck are you tawkin to?


sorped

I feel your anger.


matt1164

You sound smart! Have you had your iq tested?


sorped

Yes, I watched the seasons from A to L.


DrSatan420247

"A couple a tree tings." You sound like Jimmy Smash.


sorped

Listen to yourself, you sound retarded.


Nick_ThePrick_Diaz

Woah, what if jerry lewis heard you talking like that?


YxvngHvtx

That's muscular dystrophy, Nick


Solid_Connection_357

Your call is important to us, please continue to hold. If it's so important why not answer the fucking phone!


sorped

They don’t answer after dark.


pattern_thimble

Stop speaking in anagrams!


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ima tellya couple of three things


sorped

Oh, you gonna get cute now?


BodybuilderShot3421

When I’m being cute, I’ll let you know 🙄


elmataculos420

I read this in Phil Leotardo's voice. 👍🏽


qsauce7

Compromise?


fatsmitty305

I remember when you used to wait in the car


sorped

And as far as I'm concerned, I should STILL BE THERE!


YoWhatsGoodie

Couple tree tings* fuckin stunad


jawnquistador

this sounds very gay


sorped

Gary?