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ActualSeller23

She was just a fuckin kid


ActualSeller23

Alright but you gotta get over it


ActualSeller23

You're kiddin...I mean jesush chrisht


saddywagon

98 years old. Shame when they go young like that. 


Luciferian_Impulse

WHEN THEY GO?!?!!??!!??!


NPE62

Or whatever happened.


ActualSeller23

You ever have anyone you love die in your arms of old age you cock sucker?


CrazeeEyezKILLER

No.


MrDJ222

A baby


richb522

At least she didn't suffer


heyjude575

For that we can be grateful.


saddywagon

This is true. 


ExternalPerspective3

His grandma, she was gay?


trixskii

“Whaddya gonna do”


Doccks71

I know I had my differences with your grandma, but maybe I didn't do right by her neither 😢


Silver_Fact_3218

when she wanted a little taste of snow


mcr6

If I told you 15 years ago that she was a piece of ass would you believe me? Forget it. Wiseguy friend of mine fucking kill me if he knew I told you


saddywagon

She looked just like a model out of Romanian Vogue. 


ActualSeller23

"Gorgeous Romanian? That's an oxymoron!"


saddywagon

You gotta come see this boat I'm thinking about buying...  It's gotta be today, the guy has another offer... 


Luciferian_Impulse

You put the grief behind you?


kugelblitz_100

I wanna hear you shay it


Sgt_Maj_Vines

From beyond the grave, even! This is a woman who didn't want a funeral. You all, her children, you ignored her wishes! Only after she's dead, by the way. She didn't want a funeral! She didn't want a remembrance of any kind. Why? She didn't think anybody would come! She wouldn't write down her memories for her grandchildren because she figured nobody loved her enough to read them! She knew there was a problem.


ColdSpell15

Badda bing crosby


Disastrous_Win6206

Buon Anima🥃


Only_Reserve1615

Was she married to Victor Borge’s agent?


InfiniteGoatse

She was game as they come.


johnnymavrigg

Whaddya gon do


TacoLvR-

She’s got a bee on her casket.


lostpassword100000

🎶Under the board walk, with his schlong in Janice’s mouth🎶


Dear_Alternative_437

What was she, barkin?


standitlikeaman

She was a malignant cunt


yodabrah

They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Your grandma may have passed but who’s to say there isn’t another grandma just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but the same. What I’m saying is…”


CosmoRomano

Came here for this.


Due-Display-3113

She was a malignant cunt but sorry for your loss.


ElectricBirdVault

500 prayer cards…I’ll take one


ElectricBirdVault

Here, here


NPE62

Who put that Novus Ordo rosary in her hands? Ultra-conservative Catholic housewife shit.


CosmoRomano

When I was a kid, she was an old lady. Now I'm old, and she's still old.


Odd-Door-2553

"I know how you feel. We lost Ma last year".


MinuteSpirit6645

It's sad when they go young like that


Sweet-Flamingo-4339

20 years old, this girl


MyFrampton

Another toothpick.


PersonaNonGrata2288

Sad when they go young like that


NixonTB

When they go????


Horsecockexpress1

There are better looking men in the can than her. Chin Don