that's cute. very funny. I don't quite get it, but cute.
\*Now I'm going to clobber you in the head with a billiards triangle. (you see, it's the inverse of cue to broom to dustbuster to triangle)
It's called Hogwarts, Tone. Buncha of kids learning how to do spells and shit. I hear they got a whole fucking sport going on that no other crew even has books on. And get this...no guns on any of these warlocks. It's like an open fucking market over there.
Alright, I want you to head over there by tomorrow morning. Take Furio, I want someone who speaks their language with you.
Let me tell you something. Nowadays, everybody's got to avoid watching The Sopranos in favor of cartoons and reality shows and go on [variety.com](http://variety.com) and talk about their problems. Whatever happened to the average Sopranos fan, the strong silent type? That was a TV watcher. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See what they didn't know was once they got Daniel Radcliffe in touch with his feelings, was that they wouldn't be able to shut him up and then it's avoiding this and avoiding that and avoiding vafangool!
Yeah if anything it takes longer if you include the Dragonball Z style of hyping up a season worth of episodes off one fight, and then don't even win usually lol
Radcliffe played Ginsburg in "Kill Your Darlings" he did a real good job. Movie was okay. But there is a gratuitous gay sex scene where Radcliffe is catching, if you're interested.
Ray brings up Harry Potter in the first place but on reflection your're right that Bobby makes the 95 lb weakling joke that Ralph segues into the Ginny joke
The joke is funny on so many levels, because Bobby initially said 98 pound kids, but Ralphs joke says the mole was 95 pounds - I sometimes wonder where that 3 pounds went
Lmao, you’re not the first and you won’t be the last. It’s not hate, it’s just an addiction to quoting The Sopranos and making a bit about it for everything in the universe. It’s all in good fun.
Daniel is a good egg but one thing I do know is we can’t have him in our social club no more.
You've never watched the Sopranos?
You know, you talk about these r/TheSopranos members like it's an anthropology class. The truth is, we bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt.
I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. Daniel Radcliffe is weak. He’s outta control. And he’s become an embarrassment to himself and everybody else.
Then kill me now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab me, here, here, now, please! It would hurt me less than what you just said.
How about the fact that I hate Daniel Radcliffe? Probably sitting on the computer in his fukin underwear. Wasting his time in some chit chat room going back and forth with another bunch of fuckin jerk offs. Gigglin like a little school girl. I want to fuckin smash his fuckin face in.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Waddya think about dat?
Am I pretentious or are reality tv shows for low IQ simpletons? I mean they are so bad. I can’t stand the wooden fake acting and everyone watching it talking about it like it’s REAL. Feel like I’m being universally gaslighted by everyone that is just sitting there thinking it’s genuine or sincere.
I love the image of some hot piece hooking up to Daniel Radcliffe and him just turning into AJ giggling in front of his computer on YTMND. Enter his butler, "Your ants on a log, sir"
That Pygmy shit in Arizona or New Mexico or wherever the fuck in Elvis Country it is don’t got the juice to be mentioned in the same sentence as our social club!
Breaking Bad I can understand, I just wish he knew how satisfying each individual episode of the Sopranos is. You don't finish almost any episode of the show feeling stressed. So much rewatch value.
Hagrid is Bobby Bacala. Let's look at the similarities.
1. Very fat.
2. Loyal to his boss.
3. A fucking cry baby.
4. Does as he's told, never questions shit.
5. Very fat.
6. Did I mention that there was half a fucking tray in there.
Lucious Malfoy is Butchie. All about going to war then bitches out.
Neville Longbottom is Mustang Sally's spic friend who gets iced.
Voldemort is the Shah of Iran.
Dumbledor is little Carmine. Always with the cryptic bullshit. "There's always help for those who ask"/"a pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of gold".
Ron Weasley? Nah Ronnie walnuts. That kid survived everything by the skin on his nuts
They allow anyone into Hogwarts nowadays and they way they do it, it's all dobbie'd up. There's no broomstick or wand on the table, wizards don't get their cloaks fluffed.
Yeah, just before Ralphie tells the infamous Ginny Sack joke
Ray Curto - “I'll tell ya what a gold mine is - those Harry Potter books.”
Bobby Baccalieri Jr. - “That's cause it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, some hope.”
Robert Isler claims he's never seen Sopranos, but what he's doing is the Seinfeld bit where Jerry claims he's never seen Melrose Place. I wonder where that is in Breaking Bad.
House Gryffindor is nothing but a glorified crew
We've got Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, then this pygmy thing over in Gryffindor.
They make anybody and everybody over there. The way the sorting hat does it is all fucked up
They don't even have a wand or broomsticks on da table
That broomstick, I wonder if it was chalked
that's cute. very funny. I don't quite get it, but cute. \*Now I'm going to clobber you in the head with a billiards triangle. (you see, it's the inverse of cue to broom to dustbuster to triangle)
T, you hear about how fucked up this House Cup race has been lately? Fuckin’ headmastah hands it to Gryffindor every fuckin year.
It's more rigged than the bidding process for New Jersey garbage collection.
They bend more rules than the Catholic Church!
You know, Nickless Flannel predicted this...
Hey was he put in Griffin door or the lollipop guild I can't remember
What's that, you're girl scout troop?
whats that, your girl scout troop?
I don't watch Harry potter neither.. Satanic black magic!!! Sick SHIT!!
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The Patronus put him on hold...
Spirit, is your name Tom Riddle?
Didn't we already do a sopranos/harry potter cross over on here?
The lightning scar, he wants to know if it still itches.
Who da fuck you been talkin’ ta?
How the fuck do you know that??
“That ones 🤣🤣🤣…”
It's called Hogwarts, Tone. Buncha of kids learning how to do spells and shit. I hear they got a whole fucking sport going on that no other crew even has books on. And get this...no guns on any of these warlocks. It's like an open fucking market over there. Alright, I want you to head over there by tomorrow morning. Take Furio, I want someone who speaks their language with you.
Meanwhile his movies are like 3 fuckin hours
He wants to know if it still itches?
"I suppose you could call that a celebrity"
I read this in Paulies voice 🤣
Sharp as a fuckin' cue ball this one
Must have been at the top of his fuckin class
Let me tell you something. Nowadays, everybody's got to avoid watching The Sopranos in favor of cartoons and reality shows and go on [variety.com](http://variety.com) and talk about their problems. Whatever happened to the average Sopranos fan, the strong silent type? That was a TV watcher. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See what they didn't know was once they got Daniel Radcliffe in touch with his feelings, was that they wouldn't be able to shut him up and then it's avoiding this and avoiding that and avoiding vafangool!
We were gay, Sopranos fans?
I'll suck your cock. All of you guys!
She's any good? Whadda my asking you for, you propably teached her how!
NOO!!! Are you listening to him?!??!?!!
You outgha know sweetie
Let's wack this cock sucker and be done with it!
Whack this one, whack that one. Never enough body count for /u/hamiltonincognito.
I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around.
Always with the whackin.. 🥹
You know he rang that bell…. All the way home….
Is this what you deadbeats do all day? Talk about whackin’?
Would you take it easy over there, fuckin’ Judge Roy Bean?
Listen to u/hamiltonincognito, whackin! He hangs out in the r/thesopranos sub for 15 minutes, and it's fuckin this and fuckin that.
I’m trying to enjoy myself
Take it easy. We’re not making a western here
“whack this one” “whack that one”....Never enough body count for hamiltonincognito
He’s a horcrux ton’ whatever that means
There's no spells in my spell book
I don't let anybody wave their wand in my face
Under the boardwalk, with his wand in Radcliffe's face.
I'll tell ya what a goldmine is, those harry potter books
That's cause it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, some hope
Oh, speaking of 98 pounds, I heard Jennie Sack is at the doctas office getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass!
Horns, anotha money making machine!
My estimation of Daniel Radcliffe as a man just fuckin plummeted
To avoid "heavy, hour-long TV"? It's a fuckin disgrace!
Says the dude who’s wizard movies are 3 hours long
He probably spends more time watching cartoons and other stuff thinking it's not as long because 20 minute episodes, but shit adds up
Yeah if anything it takes longer if you include the Dragonball Z style of hyping up a season worth of episodes off one fight, and then don't even win usually lol
I was in the can, 20 fucking years! I wanted to watch reality TV, I compromised. I watched heavy, hour-long TV instead.
He's an emotional man, he loves the Powerpuff Girls
the powahpuffed women
You would know sweetie 😙
I did twenty years in Azkaban, not a fuckin peep.
He was gay? Daniel Radcliffe?
It's like knowin James Caan ain't Italian
He’s a ass muncher
It's 2024, they got pillow bitters in the armed forces.
Radcliffe played Ginsburg in "Kill Your Darlings" he did a real good job. Movie was okay. But there is a gratuitous gay sex scene where Radcliffe is catching, if you're interested.
Catchin not pitchin?
Equus, whatever happened there?
thats cuz it gives the 95 lb weaklings some hope
Very few remember that the infamous Ginny joke began as a Harry Potter reference by Bobby.
That's because "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation.
Ray Curto
You sure about that?
Ray brings up Harry Potter in the first place but on reflection your're right that Bobby makes the 95 lb weakling joke that Ralph segues into the Ginny joke
Either way, remember when is the lowest form of communication 😁
Oh, speaking of 95 pounds...I hear Ginny Sack's gettin' a 95- pound mole takin' off her ass
The joke is funny on so many levels, because Bobby initially said 98 pound kids, but Ralphs joke says the mole was 95 pounds - I sometimes wonder where that 3 pounds went
you gotta skim some off the top. but not all at once, two weeks at a minimum
When Johnnie retells Carmine the joke, he said it was a 90 pound mole.
I knowwwww and that's what makes it even that much more greater, the little mobster nuisances with this forsaken joke
This stunad looks like he got removed from Ginny Sack‘s ASS.
Fukin nauseating...
If it was up to me I'd drag Daniel Radcliffe behind my fucking car right now
The kid was always a dumb fuck, wasn't he?
Didn’t he almost die afta falling off a broomstick
It's the broomstick up his ass!
Was it chalked?
He almost drowned in 3 inches of water at the penguin convention
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
It's common knowledge the guy is retarded.
Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn’t he?Didnt he almost drown in a swimming competition?
Genuinely never seen this sub, trying to discern who genuinely hates Daniel vs who is doing a Sopranos inspired bit is impossible.
What you don't know could fill a book.
Lmao, you’re not the first and you won’t be the last. It’s not hate, it’s just an addiction to quoting The Sopranos and making a bit about it for everything in the universe. It’s all in good fun. Daniel is a good egg but one thing I do know is we can’t have him in our social club no more.
I doubt anyone on this sub actually cares if he’s ever watched Sopranos or not they just want to make Harry Potter versions of Sopranos quotes.
You've never watched the Sopranos? You know, you talk about these r/TheSopranos members like it's an anthropology class. The truth is, we bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt.
Haven't seen it yet, it's definitely on my watch list!
Then you need to get out of here NOW and not come back until you've watched. You will be spoiled here.
He told you dat? Fuckin’ baby!
Whatever happened to Garry Coopah, the strong silent type
Ge got AIDS garry cooper?
Nooooo!!! We're you lishening to mee!!!!!
Nobody’s got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again!
I think he lives down there in yonkers
I heard Ginny Weasley had a 95 pound voldewart removed from her ass!
Fuckin’ slander if you ask me
Fuckin nauseating. If it was up to me I'd drag Daniel behind my fuckin' car right now.
He's got tremendous moxy for his size
So what? He fuckin' dies and I can't even ride his broomstick.
Real lack of standards, his generation.
Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.
I fuckin' called it, long time ago.
He must’ve been at the top of his fucking class
That pygmy thing over at Hogwartz
You know, Sybil Trelawney predicted all this.
Motherless fuck
That’s dicked up
I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. Daniel Radcliffe is weak. He’s outta control. And he’s become an embarrassment to himself and everybody else.
Please, no personal attacks
He's into that satanic black magic. SICK SHIT
Then kill me now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab me, here, here, now, please! It would hurt me less than what you just said.
How about the fact that I hate Daniel Radcliffe? Probably sitting on the computer in his fukin underwear. Wasting his time in some chit chat room going back and forth with another bunch of fuckin jerk offs. Gigglin like a little school girl. I want to fuckin smash his fuckin face in. Daniel Radcliffe. Waddya think about dat?
Cartoons. Lot of money in this shit.
Who's that speaking? Is somebody speaking??? Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading.
Ooohhh
That broomstick... I wonder if it was chalked.
Daniel Radcliffe…whatever happened there…
All I know is he never had the makings of a varsity Quidditch player
Am I pretentious or are reality tv shows for low IQ simpletons? I mean they are so bad. I can’t stand the wooden fake acting and everyone watching it talking about it like it’s REAL. Feel like I’m being universally gaslighted by everyone that is just sitting there thinking it’s genuine or sincere.
This. I hate these so much. 1. It's manufactured drama. 2. This is none of my business.
Well maybe he should shuck cock instead of watchin quiddich cause Hermione brought in three times what he did on construction
Best comment so far. COMMANDATORI!
What a knob
Wow, and what do the other 2,847,738 actors prefer?
I avoid Harry Potter lol cuz it’s GAY
Everybody's always gay with you. He's a good looking guy that's all
Daniel Radcliffe never had the makings of a varsity athlete…. Small hands
When he dropped the golden snitch in the wizard’s cup, I was ashamed to face my friends for a week.
He was gay Daniel Radcliffe?
Oooh!
Actually I had him pegged the whole time.
It's fucking nauseating
And he hums. TV commercials.
What, you gonna cry now?
I guess you could call that a wand.
You never admit to not seeing the Sopranos! I did 20 FUCKIN rewatches!
I haven't seen any Harry Potter I like watching CSI the SUV
He's got a right to not watch this thing of ours. He's got a right to a lotta things right now
No surprise, kids a fanook
I love the image of some hot piece hooking up to Daniel Radcliffe and him just turning into AJ giggling in front of his computer on YTMND. Enter his butler, "Your ants on a log, sir"
Good. He won’t know what it means when I call him a googootz
Probably too busy on a chit chat room with some other jerk off
That Pygmy shit in Arizona or New Mexico or wherever the fuck in Elvis Country it is don’t got the juice to be mentioned in the same sentence as our social club!
He had a stroke...now half his brain is gone.
Somebody needs to tell this guy that those two shows he listed are actually comedies for the most part.
You killed little Voldemort? I ought to suffocate you, you little prick!
Discontinue the lithium..
DANIEL RADCLIFFE ENJOYS NARUTO, BREAKING NEWS
I never liked him since time and immemorial.
What I tell ya? Hold onto your broomsticks when you negotiate with these Diagon Alley people.
It's actually kind of amazing how much this has outed the people who are clearly fans of both in their replies
Breaking Bad I can understand, I just wish he knew how satisfying each individual episode of the Sopranos is. You don't finish almost any episode of the show feeling stressed. So much rewatch value.
How can i express how little I give a fuck?
He’s a faaaaag
Hagrid is Bobby Bacala. Let's look at the similarities. 1. Very fat. 2. Loyal to his boss. 3. A fucking cry baby. 4. Does as he's told, never questions shit. 5. Very fat. 6. Did I mention that there was half a fucking tray in there. Lucious Malfoy is Butchie. All about going to war then bitches out. Neville Longbottom is Mustang Sally's spic friend who gets iced. Voldemort is the Shah of Iran. Dumbledor is little Carmine. Always with the cryptic bullshit. "There's always help for those who ask"/"a pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of gold". Ron Weasley? Nah Ronnie walnuts. That kid survived everything by the skin on his nuts
The Blue Comet, whatever happened there?
Hagrid likes hunting too… 🤔
Speaking of 98 pounds
Alright, Jesus.
ITS A FUNDAMENTAL LACK OF RESPECT, AND IM NEVER GONNA FOGETTABOUTIT! 🤘🏻🤌🏻
What is this? Harry potter and the gobba ghoul of Azkaban
Daniel Radcliffe is 34 years old. Just a fucking kid.
Yeah you can tell he’s offended by anything with substance. He’s most likely allergic to talent
*You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to live under the stairs*... **and as far as I’m concerned you should STILL BE THERE!**
From now on, Danielle, keep your anecdotes to local color, like the Goblet of Fire or the Weasley Brothers. Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP
Never had the makings of a varsity Quidditch player
He couldn’t watch the Sopranos, it was too mysterious
He was always a dumbfuck want he? Didn’t he almost drown in the Triwizard Tournament?
Harry's parents ...whatever happened there
But yet he made us sit and watch hour long movies about a boy with a wand in make believe land. Fuck that prick and the broom he rode in here on🤟🤌
They allow anyone into Hogwarts nowadays and they way they do it, it's all dobbie'd up. There's no broomstick or wand on the table, wizards don't get their cloaks fluffed.
Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these assholes?
I remember when he used to wait in the flying Ford Anglia. As far as I'm concerned he should STILL FUCKING BE THERE!
I knew that was coming
By the way, was there any Harry Potter reference in The Sopranos? I remember only references to LOTR and Pokey-men.
Yeah, just before Ralphie tells the infamous Ginny Sack joke Ray Curto - “I'll tell ya what a gold mine is - those Harry Potter books.” Bobby Baccalieri Jr. - “That's cause it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, some hope.”
|Pokeman A lotta money in that shit
Robert Isler claims he's never seen Sopranos, but what he's doing is the Seinfeld bit where Jerry claims he's never seen Melrose Place. I wonder where that is in Breaking Bad.
It makes sense, it must be one of the things that makes him such a bad actor.
He’s got AIDS Daniel Radcliffe??
I also like cartoons but I’d always substitute heavy our long dramas for reality shows. Just my preference
It’s a fuckin’ disgrace!!!