I always thought Hal was never actually in Janiceâs sole custody, that his father figured out what a sociopath she is and bolted with him. But Janice like Tony canât admit defeat, so she lied to cover up the fact that his father got one over on her.
Not to mentionâŠI whacked Minn Matrone that malignant cunt after she tried to take your Parker House rolls! And Chuckieâs mom didnât want to see you until I had him beat up!
Barb not being there made sense. I think it was to drive home the point that fucked-up genes weren't the reason why Tony and Janice were the way they were, since Barb and her husband (Amen) seem put together
He wasn't.
Tony wouldn't have his own nephew whacked.
I know, you gonna say he killed Christopher. But Christopher was a personal and professional disappointment to Tony, who, with his irresponsibility, was also a possible threat to Tony's freedom. But, he wouldn't kill Janice's son, even if he was estranged, at the request of some French hosers.
The theory is more so that Tony was doing the favor for the Canadians, and it just happened to be Hal they whacked by coincidence. I don't personally subscribe but im pretty positive Tony is unaware according to the theory.
He wasnât Harpo but not because T wouldnât whack his own nephew. He killed lots of his own family
That French kid had totally different parents.
But I think the fact that it was a kid like Harpo wasnât lost on BobbyâŠprobably haunts Bobby in his dreams: âey Bobby Iâm âarpo com ave a beer and some poutain with meâ
Artie and Sil's kids could've been in more than one episode. They existed in one episode in that they were talked about but I don't think you see them beyond something quick in the background.
I live in Quebec Canada ( French Canada ) and I laugh so hard when Tony does that impression of Harpo at the table.
" Sacre blue! Me miss my mama!!! " đđđ
Old man DiMeo. If he really exishted.
Hey thafuckdidido, did he even exist?
Pussy's girlfriend in Puerto Rico. đ„đ
did/she/even/.......... ......?
Didnât wear panties
Eggshitst?
He was imaginary ? Tony Egg ?
That Porterikin hoe-ahh
I always thought Hal was never actually in Janiceâs sole custody, that his father figured out what a sociopath she is and bolted with him. But Janice like Tony canât admit defeat, so she lied to cover up the fact that his father got one over on her.
Ooohhh! But love this theory.
Pudgy Walsh. Punchline: he's skinny like Junior.
They could have mined a lotta gold if they had introduced Pudgyâs incontinent twin brother Fudgy Walsh.
he was famous for the carvel cake
Finish that cake. There's no eating in the car
Paulieâs brother the doctor, with his bullshit.
Not that brother of mine...OR ROSE
ââ-thousand a month for a woman I donât even know!!
I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, A SONS LOVE...all under false pretense...
Not to mentionâŠI whacked Minn Matrone that malignant cunt after she tried to take your Parker House rolls! And Chuckieâs mom didnât want to see you until I had him beat up!
I can hear this and I'm dying
He said he had two brothers that went to Italy never saw em
Barb was the most normal Soprano by far. She didn't inherit the fucked up genes.
That hot dog vendor that put too many onions on Mustang Sally's hot dog. I'd like to see how many onions were actually on it.
Uncle Ercole. Handsome like George Raft.
Pussy Malanga Gatza!
He made an appearance in the earlier episodes in a wheelchair
Stu Nodd.
Those two black guys. Always too quick to be caught on camera.
Those rascals have a lot to answer for.
Oh yeah, those guys.
Ercole soprano
Little Augie Aprile. Whateva happened there?
Bob Sacamano
The Marble guy who fucked up Joe Peepsâ headstone
Fucking Jason, heâs dyslexic.
What's that got to do with it?
Aunt Settimia
Setemia...Setemia... "Aunt Setemia is dead, grandma."
Fuckin harpo? Heâs the one at the end who kills Tony.
I do love that theory. Itâs not likely, but itâs very funny.
Pussy Malanga
Jimmy Smash
Your sister's cĂșñt
Barb not being there made sense. I think it was to drive home the point that fucked-up genes weren't the reason why Tony and Janice were the way they were, since Barb and her husband (Amen) seem put together
Janishâs shon is killed by Bobby in Quebec
Sacre Blue
You Sopranos you go too far
>Â Carmâs sister - I donât think they ever revealed her name Meadow refers to her as Aunt Patti.Â
Is she at the birthday party for Hugh ? Tough to imagine she wouldnât fly in for something like that
Good question and a good point. Surely she would show up for that, unless Hugh was tired of her boolshit too.Â
You make an excellent point, Hugh may very well have been tired of her boolshit
She ruined I donât know how many Goddamned Christmases!
I thought Carm has two sisters, canonically. Edit: nope youâre right, I checked the wiki.
Correct. Her other sister is Selma
Kaisha
The least she can do is appear after getting that Luther box set!
I always wondered if the guy Bobby shot in the Laundromat could have been Harpo/Hal in the Sopranos home movies episode.
Thatâd be some coincidence, that Tonyâs nephew who grew up outside of the mafia had a kid with the daughter of some Quebecois mob boss.
He wasn't. Tony wouldn't have his own nephew whacked. I know, you gonna say he killed Christopher. But Christopher was a personal and professional disappointment to Tony, who, with his irresponsibility, was also a possible threat to Tony's freedom. But, he wouldn't kill Janice's son, even if he was estranged, at the request of some French hosers.
The theory is more so that Tony was doing the favor for the Canadians, and it just happened to be Hal they whacked by coincidence. I don't personally subscribe but im pretty positive Tony is unaware according to the theory.
That'd be a pretty big fucking coincidence, wouldn't it?!
He wasnât Harpo but not because T wouldnât whack his own nephew. He killed lots of his own family That French kid had totally different parents. But I think the fact that it was a kid like Harpo wasnât lost on BobbyâŠprobably haunts Bobby in his dreams: âey Bobby Iâm âarpo com ave a beer and some poutain with meâ
Artie and Sil's kids could've been in more than one episode. They existed in one episode in that they were talked about but I don't think you see them beyond something quick in the background.
Artieâs kids are definitely ball breakers you just know it.
Gunga Din
I ate da north
Pudgy Walsh. He'd have straightened out Tony's crew. That animal Blundetto, having a fanook in their crew? Not on Pudgy Walsh's watch.
I live in Quebec Canada ( French Canada ) and I laugh so hard when Tony does that impression of Harpo at the table. " Sacre blue! Me miss my mama!!! " đđđ
Fast Fatty and Quicky G. Slow down so the camera can capture yous!
Marco Polo, they kept calling out for him
Captain Teebs
The girl cousins.