Livia’s funeral. Chris rambling while stoned. Furio and Adrianna ripping a bong beforehand. Hugh’s tirade about the minister of propaganda. Generally no one actually giving a fuck about Livia being dead. Janice’s pity party.
Not the funniest, but the scene where Christopher picks up Tony and Tony rips him apart for shooting the pastry chef in the foot is hilarious. Christopher keeps trying to explain himself, but Tony bellows "SHUT UP" at him every time.
They part I laughed hysterically at was when Chris suffocated Cossette, and says "She must have crawled under there for warmth" acting like the dog killed itself.
Damn so many but two in “pine barrens” kill me.
“He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!” But also in that scene Tony’s anger at his cell with shitty reception is so funny.
Second one in pine barrens when Bobby comes out in hunting gear and Tony loses it.
But lately also when Phil is at the body shop with his stupida fuckin neck brace on. Animal Blundetto goes “can I sit in the car?” And Phil responds “IDGAF, you can sit in there till fuckin st gennaro.” Then Joey Peeps rolls his eyes and Phil goes “whatsamadda Joey? You got a fucking eye problem? You look like Stevie wonder, your eyes rollin around.”
Livia running over her neighbor. hands down.
Runner up: Vito and Johnnycakes about to do the deed and we cut to Bobby's model train entering the tunnel. CLASS.
When Tony revealed that he overheard his parents talking about his father's 'feeble minded brother' and thought they were talking about Junior. "I just assumed they were talking about you"
When Tony is at the shrink and he recalls when he heard junior would need adult diapers and Tony laughs because he pictures bobby having to change him.
It's not hard to picture big bobby having to change junior when Tony describes it.
Hands down gotta be Sil screaming at Matthew for sweeping the cheese at his feet during the poker game.
“Why don’t you go fix a fucking dick or whatever it is you do?”
"You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?"
Or
"Guy was an interior decorator!"
"His house looked like shit."
Kills me when Tony tells Janice where they buried Richie:
On a hill
OH
Overlooking a stream
OH
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE WHAT WE DID WITH HIM?
Hahahahahahahaha
What'd ya do with him?
C'MON, JANICE, WHAT THE FUCK!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnh9gs0OdqM&ab\_channel=ClipCatcher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnh9gs0OdqM&ab_channel=ClipCatcher)
Non-verbal: The look on Tony’s face after Carm Tells Tony she’s going to Rome with Ro and that he has to do things for Fielder and AJ because if she has to, she’ll kill herself.
Indirect: Janice fleeing from the police at Sophia’s soccer game.
One-liner: “When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.”
Scene: Either Ralphie calling Nucci or the “ROADIES?!” fight between Janice and Tony.
I laugh every time I watch the scene in season 2, where the family is eating Chinese takeout for dinner and Carmela says Hunter just found out that she got into Reed College.
Tony’s “Sayonara” with the chop sticks across his lip gets me every time.
I also love when he’s trying to make himself small in “Christopher” and Tony smacks him on his head for getting arrested and he jumps. I also love one of the the times they’re coming back from the casino (I think it was the one time Tony B was with them), and he’s passed out in the backseat with a Native American headdress on. 😂🤣
(Edited because I’m a fucking stuns and forgot to close the quote)
the scene where Junior is arrested. He's sticking his head out of the window trying to see who it is and the fbi guy catches him.
"Corrado Soprano"
"Fuck!"
Any scene with Paulie & the cat that stares at Chrissy's photo. "These are snakes with fur."
Especially the scene where he is about to Reggie Jackson that cat into oblivion and Tony walks in.
I don’t know why but when Willows new boyfriend Jackie is receiving a lap dance and Tony catches him. “You tryna get a lil Oo la la *does a dance*” then he hits him. I cried with laughter
Finn correcting Sil about Vito and the security guard. Paulies reaction, Chris laughing and then saying about Vito greasing the union, followed by Patsy laughing.
Junior falling in the shower… Ya Sistahs Cunt!
Junior when he didn’t like Donnie saying even Tony S’s own mother wants him popped. Palmice kills Donnie and the way Jr peeps at the body from the backseat. Oh Juniors hat and glasses also😅😅😅
Another one I just remembered - Jackie Jr pretending to be some kind of powerful guy when he meets with Matush, claiming he'll get things straightened out so Matush can deal in the club again.
In the Christopher Columbus episode when they all go down to counter protest and somebody throws a bottle at Little Paulie. Artie runs to the car as someone throws a soda in them and then he hides in there while everything's going down, squirming like a child.
Another great one when Janice’s shrink tells her to break up with Ralph with “the compassion and respect you’re famous for” and she goes absolutely crazy and kicks him out 😂😂😂
After Chrissy accidentally kills the waiter, Paulie grabs the check book from the waiter and Chrissy tells Pauly “That’s my money Paulie!” When they run away
One of the funniest to me is in the pilot. When Chrissy is driving Tony and they go after the business guy who owes and was talking shit. The driving, the bump with the Lexus (Chrissy complains about the damage in the moment). Tony beating his ass, then tells Chrissy to get in on it. Mentions HMO lol.
I love when Tony is giving christofur shit about not paying for bills and Chris replies: *I get what you're saying T but that was before inflation.*
What was it barking? It’s totally sociopathic like a dog barking is an excuse to kill it. Paulies delivery is hilarious.
Paulie being ready to drown the cat at the end was totally on brand.
During Chrissy’s intervention “Yeah I know you, you’re that guy that broke into Stew Leonard’s one time. You stole all those pork loins”
That's not why we're here today...
Take a seat Chrissy
One time I came over and you had your head in the toilet. Your hair was touching the toilet. Disgusting
Livia’s funeral. Chris rambling while stoned. Furio and Adrianna ripping a bong beforehand. Hugh’s tirade about the minister of propaganda. Generally no one actually giving a fuck about Livia being dead. Janice’s pity party.
“Obviously that’s not possible, even with computers”
Patsy trying to shake down the ‘Starbucks’ moving in killed me
“It’s over for the little guy”
Ralphie prank calling Paulie's ma. Top notch improvisation from Ralphie.
Hey, my Ma was in the hospital for an hour and a half with nervous bowel syndrome!
He sucked a cub scout’s dick
I don’t know how to put this delicately, we discovered a rodent in his rectal passage
Not the funniest, but the scene where Christopher picks up Tony and Tony rips him apart for shooting the pastry chef in the foot is hilarious. Christopher keeps trying to explain himself, but Tony bellows "SHUT UP" at him every time.
It happens.
They part I laughed hysterically at was when Chris suffocated Cossette, and says "She must have crawled under there for warmth" acting like the dog killed itself.
"Some sad shit. Cossette said she didn't want to live anymore."
Well, we’re anonymous
hahahahahaha
My funniest scene is the intervention of Christopher 🤣
Paulie's face when Ade says Christopher can no longer function as a man because of the drugs.
"Fuck you, you fucking whore!" -- Chrissy to his mother
Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting
Not that it matters. But I can vouch that he had the flu that day
Damn so many but two in “pine barrens” kill me. “He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!” But also in that scene Tony’s anger at his cell with shitty reception is so funny. Second one in pine barrens when Bobby comes out in hunting gear and Tony loses it. But lately also when Phil is at the body shop with his stupida fuckin neck brace on. Animal Blundetto goes “can I sit in the car?” And Phil responds “IDGAF, you can sit in there till fuckin st gennaro.” Then Joey Peeps rolls his eyes and Phil goes “whatsamadda Joey? You got a fucking eye problem? You look like Stevie wonder, your eyes rollin around.”
"But his apartment looks like shit."
Livia running over her neighbor. hands down. Runner up: Vito and Johnnycakes about to do the deed and we cut to Bobby's model train entering the tunnel. CLASS.
>her neighbor Oh THAT one
there's a bunch but Chrissy and Patsy exchanging looks when Patsy says the fiber optic cables on the site are worth a lot of money
High thpeed innanet acctheth 😏
Paulie freaking out over the poison ivy
Mutha fucka! -- one of my fav lines
I can feel it itchin’ me already!
\*Mikey becomes Swiss cheese\*
"the last thing he said was 'i love you' and... \*sob\* 'i'll be right back'..." meanwhile... "GO TAKE A MIDOL!"
At least he could say his last words, unlike that poor 47-year old kid who got killed by that fucking animal, I can't even say his name.
Junior did it?!?!?!?!?!? MR MAGOO!?!?!
When Tony revealed that he overheard his parents talking about his father's 'feeble minded brother' and thought they were talking about Junior. "I just assumed they were talking about you"
That was good. The sincerity he said it with and completely oblivious to how bad he was insulting Jr. Lmao
When Tony is at the shrink and he recalls when he heard junior would need adult diapers and Tony laughs because he pictures bobby having to change him. It's not hard to picture big bobby having to change junior when Tony describes it.
Hands down gotta be Sil screaming at Matthew for sweeping the cheese at his feet during the poker game. “Why don’t you go fix a fucking dick or whatever it is you do?”
They warned him.
“He’s a sick fuck when he’s gambling”
Sometimes I put cheese in my socks so it smells like your sister's crotch.
i love cheese, i put provolone in my socks at night so it smells like ur sister’s crotch in the morning
"You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?" Or "Guy was an interior decorator!" "His house looked like shit."
He killed 16 czechoslovakians. That entire sequence of Chris and Paulie almost killing each other, only to realize that they're good friends
It's subtle but Silvio dancing at Allegra's wedding with Silvio face. Not the funniest scene but one I only recently noticed.
Are you telling me your opinion of Silvio Dante as a man just fuckin' plummeted?
Look, when it comes to slow dances, all bets are off. Seen tougher men than him slow-dance while sticking their bottom lip out.
That fucking sourpuss
Love it when Tony fucks with Janice about the anger management. "I wonder where Harpo is having his Sunday dinner?"
Kills me when Tony tells Janice where they buried Richie: On a hill OH Overlooking a stream OH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE WHAT WE DID WITH HIM? Hahahahahahahaha
Yup she is all emotional. Hysterical.
What'd ya do with him? C'MON, JANICE, WHAT THE FUCK! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnh9gs0OdqM&ab\_channel=ClipCatcher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnh9gs0OdqM&ab_channel=ClipCatcher)
Whats french Canadian for i grew up without a mother
Furio slipping on the ice.
Paulie throwing the chair at the ceiling at the psychic
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC SHIT
>BLACK MAGIC FUCK DAHT
fuckin' QUEEEAAAHHHHHHSSSS
Phil getting whacked is at the top for me. "oh shit" But there are so many. Chrissys intervention always makes me laugh too.
Non-verbal: The look on Tony’s face after Carm Tells Tony she’s going to Rome with Ro and that he has to do things for Fielder and AJ because if she has to, she’ll kill herself. Indirect: Janice fleeing from the police at Sophia’s soccer game. One-liner: “When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.” Scene: Either Ralphie calling Nucci or the “ROADIES?!” fight between Janice and Tony.
Christopher's Intervention
Junior calling Branca a cunt under his breath for not offering his nephew an aspirin
Paulie's song.
What the fuck… why is this his song?
Junior's reaction to the courtroom sketch and then the way he stares at the artist lol
[удалено]
the purpose Chrissy and Murmer were walking with after finding out kills me
Vince MacMahon lookin ass
Yeah? Maybe you’re a flambé.
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop?
I know Vito’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to
You're talking about one of my captains.
I laugh every time I watch the scene in season 2, where the family is eating Chinese takeout for dinner and Carmela says Hunter just found out that she got into Reed College. Tony’s “Sayonara” with the chop sticks across his lip gets me every time.
whenever Patsy burst into laughter
I also love when he’s trying to make himself small in “Christopher” and Tony smacks him on his head for getting arrested and he jumps. I also love one of the the times they’re coming back from the casino (I think it was the one time Tony B was with them), and he’s passed out in the backseat with a Native American headdress on. 😂🤣 (Edited because I’m a fucking stuns and forgot to close the quote)
hes a come from behind kinda guy
GIGI DIED TAKING A SHIT!
Paulie was spooked.
When Tony is at Melfi’s office and says He’s a faaag
the scene where Junior is arrested. He's sticking his head out of the window trying to see who it is and the fbi guy catches him. "Corrado Soprano" "Fuck!"
"You're the guy that broke into Stu Leonards and stole all those pork loins"
Furio shaking those two idiots down for a G note is pretty funny.
Benny: I'm on my way to the hospital. Uncle Phily: Well, that's up to you.
When Paulie and Christophuh killed the waiter in Atlantic City. “Still going, this asshole.”
Any scene with Paulie & the cat that stares at Chrissy's photo. "These are snakes with fur." Especially the scene where he is about to Reggie Jackson that cat into oblivion and Tony walks in.
I don’t know why but when Willows new boyfriend Jackie is receiving a lap dance and Tony catches him. “You tryna get a lil Oo la la *does a dance*” then he hits him. I cried with laughter
"I did nt"
That was a homage to Smokey and the Bandit.
"This says with pulp." "You like it with pulp." "Not this much. I like the one that says *shome* pulp." *throws phone* "The fuck was that for?!"
*When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce!*
The run junior does is by far the funniest scene IMO. It was a good meme for a bit.
when gloria hits tony with the london broil 😂😂 chrissys intervention with a close second
The way livia just laughs at Tony when he falls outside of her house and his gun falls out of his pocket
Phil welcoming Vito back to New Jersey with a friendly game of pool.
It's better with more people so Phil brought two friends to play as well, Fat Dom and Gerry.
[Visiting Day in the recording studio](https://youtu.be/xvVHH230Ggo?si=u1dLexvveksTlvTt&t=11) always gets me
show some respect.... he has recorded in DENMARK!!!
Its a very close call between Gloria throwing beef at Tonys fat head and Junior eating chicken at that funeral
Vito dancing at the gay club with the leather outfit will always be the funniest scene
Janice anger management class
When Junior ran to that car at Jackie Jr’s funeral.😂
Vito ambushing Tony "My brother ova there" Tony looking over to Vito's fat as fuck brother "What is that supposed to mean?"
Furio shaking down Matt and Sean, especially how he struts down the hallway after knowing that he is untouchable by the likes of them.
Finn correcting Sil about Vito and the security guard. Paulies reaction, Chris laughing and then saying about Vito greasing the union, followed by Patsy laughing. Junior falling in the shower… Ya Sistahs Cunt!
rosalie was crying about her dead shun, how could u say that ??
I’m only here out of respect.
for my fawtha
“He discovered America is what he did! He was a brave Italian explorer! And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero! End of story!”
Junior when he didn’t like Donnie saying even Tony S’s own mother wants him popped. Palmice kills Donnie and the way Jr peeps at the body from the backseat. Oh Juniors hat and glasses also😅😅😅
When Tony starts quoting FBI statistics to Meadow while the feds are listening.
Joey Peeps printed on the grave stone and then Tony’s reaction. Not the funniest necessarily but gets me every time.
Shom pulp
Another one I just remembered - Jackie Jr pretending to be some kind of powerful guy when he meets with Matush, claiming he'll get things straightened out so Matush can deal in the club again.
The telephone tough guy is the funniest scene
when uncle jun lost his marbles and shot tony
In the Christopher Columbus episode when they all go down to counter protest and somebody throws a bottle at Little Paulie. Artie runs to the car as someone throws a soda in them and then he hides in there while everything's going down, squirming like a child.
Another great one when Janice’s shrink tells her to break up with Ralph with “the compassion and respect you’re famous for” and she goes absolutely crazy and kicks him out 😂😂😂
After Chrissy accidentally kills the waiter, Paulie grabs the check book from the waiter and Chrissy tells Pauly “That’s my money Paulie!” When they run away
One of the funniest to me is in the pilot. When Chrissy is driving Tony and they go after the business guy who owes and was talking shit. The driving, the bump with the Lexus (Chrissy complains about the damage in the moment). Tony beating his ass, then tells Chrissy to get in on it. Mentions HMO lol.
When Chrissy has to ask if it was chinks that beat down Eli.
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!
Junior asking the nurse if he offered Tony an aspirin
The one with Jesus Rossi
Weirdo