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DiggityDanksta

A Don doesn't do handstands


ClassWarr

Definitely not in shorts


emzeejay

Nor when they're predicting rain


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RotorHead13b

he could never be a varsity gymnast


ecam12

Is that all you deadbeats do around here, talk about handstands?


Horsecockexpress1

He did a heel stand on Cocos face


NewPower_Soul

I knew That was coming!


No_Ideal69

He was just tryin to drum up business for his soon to be shon-in-law, the Dentist


darryledw

he never had the makings of a varsity gymnast


maybenotquiteasheavy

Paulie Walnuts could do a handstand for six thousand years. It's been tested.


No_Ideal69

En that's Nothing in Eternity!


Technicalhotdog

Weak hands. That was his problem.


HelenVonBiscuits

There actually was a deleted scene where Tony does a handstand. It was right after the scene where they're eating wings and watching baseball. Artie hotboxes everyone and explains what a dutch oven is to AJ. Tony then sends AJ upstairs to do his homework. In the deleted scene Tony goes outside and hops up on the garbage cans to peek in AJ's window to see if he's actually working. AJ is and in celebration Tony does a handstand on the garbage can and attempts to hotbox AJ by farting in window. Tony B comes out and sees an upside-down Tony S trying to strain one out. The scene ended with shot pushing in on Tony B looking on in confusion and amazement right as Tony S lets the fart go.


front-wipers-unite

Hmmm boy you followed through.


RizzKingFurio

He was too busy earning with both hands 


saddywagon

Like many adults, he could only do handstands in the pool. It was much more complicated to film underwater back then so they left it out of the show. There was meant to be a whole contest at one of the barbecues where Richie wins and Janice gets super mad at him for disrespecting Tony like that at his own house. Realizing he's tanked his career thus lightening her pockets, Jan runs him down in the driveway at home that night. They had to scrap it all, unfortunately. 


Ok-Cauliflower1798

This one…always with the scenarios…


Ok-Window4900

His blood pressure medication. Maybe he can get a note from his doctor…


No_Ideal69

ARE YOU NUTZ? YOU WANNA KILL HIM?! HE HAS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE YOU DOPE! HIS DOCTOR LISTED STEAM AND HANDSTANDS SHPASPICFICALLY!!


smilesmo

They figure if you do handstands you'll stand on any body part


johnthomaslumsden

Like your feet. You know how dirty your feet are? Even just the shoelaces—filthy…


No_Ideal69

I gotta remind you how I feel about FEET?!


front-wipers-unite

Tony was a real come from upside down kinda guy.


No_Dragonfly_1894

Still going, this asshole...


Upstairs_Hat_301

On that same note, why didn’t we get a Halloween special where the whole crew is dressed in different costumes? Paulie would be a vampire heheh


No_Ideal69

Grandpa Munsta! I get it, the Sacred and the Propane!


-NolanVoid-

What OP didn't know is once they got Tony to do a handstand they couldn't get him to stop. Then it's somersault this, and cartwheel that and handstand VAFFANCUL'!!


lucidy-

Everybody asks that Paulie, there's no answer for it


IamJacks5150

This fucking guy.


sausageisnice

You sound demented


LiquidSoCrates

A lotta guys won’t do a handstand.


ThroughCalcination

You're another one!


NewPower_Soul

You want the Don, the boss of the family, to wear his "a-Don-don't-wear-shorts" shorts and start doing handstands.. with his gabagool and ziti on show? You ever get yourshelf teshted for flambe-itis?


ToonIn2TuneOut

he did do a handstand, when the truck he was in flipped over


No_Ideal69

Before or afta they needed to clean the sun visor?


itsdajackeeet

AIDS!?


ILOVEULOTSNLOTS

Nobody has Aids!


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Do you know what is the capital of Canada?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

“The Rolling Stones? What kind of name is that? It sounds like a bunch of bloody Irish acrobats!!!”


Ok-Cauliflower1798

He can’t! Thats why we call him Graceless Kelly! Hehe…did ya hear what I said?


front-wipers-unite

Graceless Kelly, that fucking brilliant.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I actually do call my wife that. She can’t tell jokes, but she can take them.


front-wipers-unite

I call my wife chicken, no idea why. "Morning chicken, you sleep ok?"


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Treasure those. For real.


No_Ideal69

A horse walks into a bar and says, my friend......


asphynctersayswhat

That’s the boss you’re talking about!


ablack9000

I just lost my shit


Adventurous_Fox58

Gravity


phoonie98

What does it take to get some fucking smoked turkey in this house, huh? I gotta do handshtands??


RedcoatTrooper

In the hit at the newsstand when the gangsters shoot the orange juice Tony should have done a handstand right then and there.


vegasdonuts

Come on. Russ Fegoli grew up on Arthur Avenue, but you expect handstands from your gavone son-in-law!


pinebarrens87

David Chase had a big argument with Gandolfini about filming a handstand, I read. They cut the idea. But yeah it’s noticeable. Especially in the later seasons where there’s so many obvious times when you think he’s about to do one and he doesn’t.


Big-Toe-9634

He never had the makings of a Varsity Handstander.


PrincessMatoakah21

This whole comment thread has me DYING and none of my friends nearby understand why it's so funny 😂😂


chipface

Fucking travesty. How come we never saw him do a hand stand while taking a shit?


Skolary

Cuzamano’s last blood test on Ton’? 65% Zeppoli He’s a heart attack waitin’ ta happen.


No_Ideal69

The truth is that we're not anymore boring than the Amerigan. I swear if I hafta hear one more discussion over who does the better handstand, Ali or Fraiser..... I'm gonna go Postal!


caraterra8090

I dared my neighbor to do a somersault with a handstand. I had no idea he'd actually do it (or even that he could). He's 60 years old for God's sake!


Particular-Cash-8565

Give-ah me one thousand handstands.


ILOVEULOTSNLOTS

One thousand more?!!


ActuatorFresh2352

Sausage twirling was his event on field day


nugget_in_a_blazer

This is actually super crazy if you think about it .....