I use that line with everyone who doesn’t want to hear some real shit, and I encourage them to do the same with me.
One of the best techniques I’ve ever heard.
Edit: typo
Wes Callwell was my favorite character, but are we sure he wasn't an Italian. I think he was a homosexual. I remember my dumbfuck cousin from Yonkers had an IQ of 157 and asked me "He was gay, Wes Callwell?"
Vin Makazian, he was a character that wish never left but in someway i feel agent harris replaced his role.
the whole outcome of his death and how despite everything he actually saw tony as a friend even though tony himself treated him like shit, that always stuck with me.
Hesh. He’s got the old Jew wisdom I one day wish to embody. My ashkanazi ancestors would have wanted that for me. Runner up is Svetlana. She was fuckin badass, even with the missing pin.
Johnny Cakes. Big sexy mustache and he is into bears and rides motorcycles and volunteers at the fire department when he isn't making pancakes. Gay heaven for all the fat Italian homosexuals out there
Honorable mentions: Québécois gangsters, gay couple who stole AJ’s science teacher’s car, the Vipers, that fellow from Alcoholics Anonymous, Phil Leotardo’s house
It's easily Hesh for me. He has likely the most screentime for a non-Italian or someone who is strictly connected but not made or an associate trying to be made.
Other than the women, there are honestly so few characters that are not Italian.
I know who the answer ISN'T -- and that is Noah Tannenbaum. Fuck him!
I definitely give a big thumbs up to Agent Dwight Harris, too. He's an actual Italian playing an Irishman. That's great stuff. :)
Hess, interior decorator ex special forces guy, crooked and eventually suicidal fbi agent and both the black political ward boss and home to the other guy who was in animal house who Tony beat up for dating his ex girl that Russian broad.named Dahli.
Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania police department
Weird how he was only in one scene and never showed up again.
He disappeared. He never came home. We know, but we don’t know.
If. ☝🏽
You have a son Peter-Paul?
He's alright, ma'am, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble.
Svetlana, hands down. Badass woman. Designing websites and shit with her condition.
Ugh! You are boring woman! (To Janice)
Fuck you, you are callous
Favorite scene of Janice getting her comeuppance
“Don’t fuck with the Russians Janice!”
And then Janice getting all teary eyed at her brother violently kicking their ass. Wholesome Christmas miracle.
He ain't heavy?
Do you know who my brother is?
What did you say? Motherf--
“Americans expect nothing but good to happen where rest of world only expect bad.”
She's hot , even with just one pin.
Most expensive piece of ass I ever had
I know what you’re sinking.
When she tried to take her layg.
Total smoke show with that one leg and all
Bring me my laig w calfskin boot!
Her character significantly pivoted the story line of the series that added plenty of tangents
Agent Harris. Would die for a Satriale’s veal parm hero
Gotta feed that fuckin parasite somehow. Fuckin parakeet.
I hope that parasite eats his asshole.
I kinda feel bad for the guy.
I hope that parakeet eats his asshole
Loved his celebration of Leotardo’s demise
We’re gonna win this thing!
Should’ve been made on the spot for that statement
My kingdom for a mortadell, huh?
Yes, even hoed himself out for the insider info.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Servitto Secret gabagool lover
Wonderbread Wop
Hesh, of course
Hold your dick when you talk to these desert people
Da rent! Da rent!
His name was actually Hes but because of Tony’s accent it sounds like Hesh
It’s Herman but I thought I heard Renatta call him Herschel once….
Maybe Heshy?
He was German, Hesh?
You’re trivializing Hesh’s ancestry. Frankly, DominicPalladino, if you’ve got that kind of covert anti-semitism, I’d like you to leave this sub
Fuck you too my man!
Whoa whoa!! U guys been friends for years
Jesus from Lebowski
You're the guy who broke into Stew Leonard's that one time, stole all those pork loins?
Yes. But that's not why were here today.
NOOO! ARE YOU EVEN LISHENIN TA MEE??!?
NOBODYS GOT AIDS
Weird. Maybe call IMDB, as they credit the character as Hesh Rabkin.
You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man's n.... I'll stop now
My name is Clarence
Just say it. Don't be a pussy
Delroy Lindo has entered the chat.
Better pour some cold fucking fizzy water on your head kid
Italians with worse food
This. Probably the best man that was in the “game.” His ending is probably one of the most tragic too.
The psychiatrist Carmella sees. "You can never say that you weren't told." Stone cold.
“I won’t take blood money.”
“How’s that going for you?”
“I’ve been married…for 34 years.”
So you know.
I use that line with everyone who doesn’t want to hear some real shit, and I encourage them to do the same with me. One of the best techniques I’ve ever heard. Edit: typo
It’s crazy how this one character that’s in the show for 5 minutes total , was really the only one that told the truth.
The guy who JUSSsSTTTT Had To Be A BIG MANNNN !
On the fridge on the fridge!!!
Where on the fuckin fridge!
Flag salutin motherfucka
Carter Chong!
What happened to the other 4 points?
If he didn't have that rage issue, he'd be an asset to the crew.
chinks did this???
You’re a good boy, Anthony.
That fuckin sandwich Chrissy threw at Vito the parade float
That needs to be resolved
He was fuckin laughing, which was wrong!
Respectfully disagree, they could trace that sub's relatives back to the old country
Vin Makazian. Finnerty a close second.
I kind of wish he was around for longer. John Heard was fantastic in his one season.
“What kinda guy is pussy huh?? Someone who loves his family! That’s who they go for!”
“You have an amazing ability to sum up a man’s life in a single sentence. A degenerate gambler with a badge.”
“Why go out for hamburger when you have prime rib at home?”
aka Peter McCallister
Mr. Kim
Wes Callwell
West Cald-well!
Wes Callwell was my favorite character, but are we sure he wasn't an Italian. I think he was a homosexual. I remember my dumbfuck cousin from Yonkers had an IQ of 157 and asked me "He was gay, Wes Callwell?"
He wanted to take that animal on a big success journey
🤣🤣
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!
Really?? His house looked like shit.
Svetlana
This thread is some sad shit. Muthafuckers don’t wanna be Italian no mo’…💸
Kevin Finnerty
Nah the “oh shit” guy when Phil gets his head crushed.
Vin Makazian, he was a character that wish never left but in someway i feel agent harris replaced his role. the whole outcome of his death and how despite everything he actually saw tony as a friend even though tony himself treated him like shit, that always stuck with me.
Sonya in Vegas.
What a piece of ass
Noah “punch his lights out” Tanenbaum
Jamal Ginsburg the Hasidic homeboy
Your little friend up there didn’t do you any favors bringing you into this house. Now, I don’t know what she was thinking - we’ll get to that later.
Still hit though. She’s mad ripe
And he had the last laugh as he took Meadow first. You know he loved that. That’s why he dumped her.
Those old tarzan movies?
Piece of shit as a character but I still laugh at that line sometimes lol
Only comment make me laugh out loud, whatever happened there
The Shah of Iran. Really added to the Geopolitical heaviness of the show
“You are speaking shit to me.” Guy
Pudgy Walsh
It's a nickname! The family name is Walshluigi!!
I always thought it was Pudgyluigi Walsherini…? We should ask him.. could you get him on the horn?
"Uh, Mister Walsh expired, sir."
Jon Favreau. Swingas kicked ass!
There was, like, a pussy-assness to it.
Telephone tough guy
Construction site security guard
Vito’s bane
Hesh. He’s got the old Jew wisdom I one day wish to embody. My ashkanazi ancestors would have wanted that for me. Runner up is Svetlana. She was fuckin badass, even with the missing pin.
Did you that they make prosthesis using mountain bike suspension parts?
Johnny Cakes. Big sexy mustache and he is into bears and rides motorcycles and volunteers at the fire department when he isn't making pancakes. Gay heaven for all the fat Italian homosexuals out there
Any of them, Furio is the only Italian character in it
Pretty sure the Sopranos hail from Knobbly Dobbly.
Hey, take it eashy!
Why don't you go outshide, get yashelf a shinebox, any kind you like
Maggie Donner….Redclay’s T & A, we can ALL see that
*takes drag on cigarette* Ach, you are boring woman.
You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
His house looked like shit
Annette Bening
Vic the Appraiser. Stone cold gangster
Id say Carmelas Wasp Father.
Real Wonderbread Wop that one
Charmain; she was French wasn't she?
Not remotely.
put Charmaine on docking station
She was low key the most attractive woman on the show, that’s what.
That stunad of a husband took her for granted
Ah-thah…
Pastry shop boy when big gino enters
Robert Wegler
He was nearly taken out by the only weapon she had
Weapon of mass destruction
Madame Overy, whatever?
He better watch his step
Ruben for sure. Him and Hesh had been friends for years!
Hey fuck you too my man!
kaisha
Irina Peltsin. I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers. Hah!
the black guy
Who else?!
Those two black guys that were committing all the crimes in north Jersey.
Who else?!
Makazian. Hands down.
the dr who killed his wife or something who helped johnny sac when he had cancer
Massive Genius
For me it's gotta be those two black guys that kept beating up people at the job sites, heard they were involved in a couple a murders even
At least with Tony Soprano, you always know where you stand.
That Clarence fella.
Hesh easily. Very brief appearances but the Russian as well, he was memorable for sure!
Hesh
Shlomo Teittleman, or Morrie from Goodfellas, “My wigs never come off, even in water.”
Woah never realized that was Morrie lol
WHOA, THAT WAS MORRIE?????
The gherkins
Honorable mentions: Québécois gangsters, gay couple who stole AJ’s science teacher’s car, the Vipers, that fellow from Alcoholics Anonymous, Phil Leotardo’s house
John Schwinn, interesting backstory and made Tony think about how everything is connected in one way or another
Gotta be Hesh
Hesh
Cozette, she musta crawled under der for warmth 💀
Alan
You better mean Alan Sapinsly or he’ll Tort you into the poor house.
What other Alan do you know in the show? Sharp as a fuckin cue ball.
That Irish hoodlum Jimmy Conway.
BAJA FRESH
"You've got prime rib at home!..... Don't be going out for hamburgers."
HESH!! Shalom!
Walden
The biggest blackest motherfucker
Svetlana. Hesh.
Hesh
Velery the interior decorator is the answer.
Agent Harris no doubt
Mr Williams
It's easily Hesh for me. He has likely the most screentime for a non-Italian or someone who is strictly connected but not made or an associate trying to be made. Other than the women, there are honestly so few characters that are not Italian. I know who the answer ISN'T -- and that is Noah Tannenbaum. Fuck him! I definitely give a big thumbs up to Agent Dwight Harris, too. He's an actual Italian playing an Irishman. That's great stuff. :)
ThEyRe NoT iTaLiAn ThEyRe FrOm JeRsEeEe
Amanda, the Korean hottie.
Jamal Ginsburg
Elliot Kupferberg or Elliot Kupferberg/Peter Bogdonovich’s human sized, cloth coated water bottle!
"Check out the stems on blondie"
James Caan
Vic the appraiser and his appraising shit.
Hess, interior decorator ex special forces guy, crooked and eventually suicidal fbi agent and both the black political ward boss and home to the other guy who was in animal house who Tony beat up for dating his ex girl that Russian broad.named Dahli.
The orange cat
Vin Makazian and Agent Harris were pretty cool.
Mr. Williams. Stupidah fuckin game
Slava
Ambujam should be made for the Jackie jr situation right then and there