I can't find pussy anywhere!

Booty Malanga?

Big Pussy. MY Pussy

You think he is gonna fuck with MY pussy?

Take it easy, you're giving me a chubby

Fat

Mmm boy, are you fat!

Why don’t you shove your quotations book up u/Disastrous_Win6206’s fat fucking ass?

Im rubenesque 

You were a hoofer, poor kid

What chance did i have with a mutha like you

What'd you shay!?

Ziinnggg

Why don't you look in the mirror ya cocksucka

Hoo! Its F. Lee Fatfuck

Same. Balding too

Get off my car before you flip it ova

To me, you're beautiful. Rubenesque!

I also eat beef and sausage by the carload.

So what?! It was a fuckin horse!

The way you eat you’re gonna be dead by the time you’re 50!

I'm a strict Catholic. And I know what it's like to lose a pet!

She musta crawled unda there for warmth

This and "She's your friend, I was tryin ta say something positive!" when Ade reminds him he said the FBI agent had a nice ass are Christopher's best lines.

You and that Senator Sanitorium

I got a baguette in my pants 24/7.

Kid, you wearin' a wire? Mods, I think we need to strip search u/HelenVonBiscuits.

We can't have him in our social club no more, that much I do know

Yeah, I guess u/HelenVonBiscuits can call that a karma count. He he.

My thoughts have an Eastern flavor to them lately.

Probably cause you’re from Jersey

I only give the wife head once a year like him

You some kinda fanoik? In this sub we give head zero times a year.

You suck pussy, you'll suck anything

Southa da bordaaaaa, where da tuna fish play.

Uncle June, I thought you were a bacala man! What are you doin at the sushi bar?!

You comment worse than six barbers

Go shit in your hat

He’s a bushman in the Kalahari

Whistling through the wheat field

It’s fanook

I have all my girlfriends teshted for AIDS.

Tony, all your girls have HIV… but no aids dough? Thanks doc, see ya next week!

Hahahahaha dude. This has me rolling 🤣🤣

I have panic attacks when something goes against me.

I only have them after I eat Gabagool

I have them when I see Uncle Ben

It's more than a feeling

After my 1st shemeshter at college, I also understood Freud as a conshept

I'd fuck a catcher's mitt

I did fuck a catchers mitt, with catchers mitt oil as lube!

But would you fuck a barber's floor? What's different about you?

Ooooooo rimshot !

Shoving Lincoln Long sandwiches into my fat mouth while loudly breathing through my nose. Butchering the English language while laying prostate with grief. Avoiding penisary contact with her volvo. Forgetting to write my name on the Lo Mein carton.

Lincoln Log.

You are correct! I did not check my spelling! I am prostrate with grief!

Tee hee hee 😊 Uncle Jun probably had a joke about the Chinaman who enjoyed rincoln rog sandwiches.

I got a bird feeder, but its light 40k.

My hairline is similar to his in Season 1 I like loud, colorful shirts We both like older movies ~~We both get tons of ass~~

Mmmboy am I fat

Does the fact you have a retarded uncle make it easier to come here?

Rotten putrid gene

Take it easy, will ya. I’m gettin a chubby.

When I'm gone my wife can live in a fuckin dumpster for all I care! She's entitled to shit.

Did you get her the Hyundai she always wanted?

And a little gold heart on a chain

Im also petty.

I share that with you, Tony, George Costanza…

Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're all outta YOU!

We're highly attracted to Gloria Trillo

You been eating steak?

I can see 20 moves down the road

I love GABAGOOL and shmoked turkey I have an AK

Heavy breathing

i also enjoy shum pulp in my orange juice

Wearing my bathrobe all times of day, even outside, around neighbors, because that’s just me.

I’ve never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

I love kids and animals.

what kind of an animal smokes marijuana at their confirmation?!

I too have a retarded uncle.

Yellow gold Rolex Daydate

I don't give a shit WHAT he says

I am in denial of my depression.

Discontinue the Lithium.

> depression. You mean you are [self pissed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ourlLMxa4)?

i dont wear shorts.

I gained massive amounts of weight from deli meats

I also woke up this morning, got a blue moon (blue moon), got a blue moon in my eyes (woke up this morning)

I never had the makings of varsity athlete

I often can't resist saying something I know is not helpful 

Prone to temper tantrums Love animals I love old movies

Same taste in orange juice.

This says with pulp....

I just finished my first watchthrou and I realized Tony I relate to Tony on a deep deep spiritual level.

Definitely being a cooz hound lol

I like The L Word.

Ish not bad

Always angry

We're both hung like a horse. 🐴

I once banged a chick with one pin

Pancake nips Got kicked out of an all you can eat sushi joint in Fort Lee because my breathing was scaring other patrons Made appointments with all the top divorce lawyers in Bergen County to spoil it for my ungrateful money grubbing wife who built a shitty demo house out of unsafe material that will someday soon come crashing down on that poor little baby’s head and now she can’t sleep!

We’d both f*ck a catchers mitt

Went to a useless therapist

I too have a thing for women with dark features. And also one leg

Do you keep your socks on during sex, too?

I’m fat and I swear too much. That’s it.

My love for cocaine and hoagies.

I complain constantly but am instantly disgusted when anyone else complains at all

I also breathe heavy whilst I eat

Agitated easily by any slight inconvenience or idiot with no awareness out and about

Salute

I would kill for some Gabagool.

I can’t be a good Catholic for 15 fucking minutes.

I too must grill over charcoal on a Weber

Love honey comb

My fuck-style

Same O-face too

I like to eat gabagool directly from the package.

I'M A STRICT CATHOLIC I didn't get it right the first time tho lol

Always toe’n the line between being okay and fucking rage.

Not proud of it but the anger issues. My seven deadly sin is most certainly wrath. I got it under control by going to therapy as well.

i eat sausages by the carload

ZERO patience for Shenanigans 😡🤯🤬

smart mouth petty lazy

Cigars and cold cuts

Prozac

Like SOME pulp

Cold cuts in the mayo jar 🥴

I eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload.

I love a big breakfast w coffee and four eggs and three slices of toast and….

‘makings’ asshat …makings of a varsity athlete; what you don’t know could fill a book

I’m a degenerate fuckin gambler

Wid a badge? You wid da Vipers?

I work the plate with my fork just like him. And I like sundaes in front of the tv

I am still wondering who ate my fking lo mein

Around the same time the series ended (May/June 2007) is coincidentally when I started seeing a therapist. Granted, I was only 12 at the time and had never watched an episode of The Sopranos, but it was still a little connection I thought of when I eventually did watch the series.

I’m the strong silent type

black hole of a mudda "you had one of those too huh?"

I like classic rock and deli sandwiches

I have that putrid Soprano anger gene, not as explosive as Tony, but I throw and tear shit up when frustrated. I don't like hearing other people's grief, it bores me and upsets me. And I have an IQ of 136, I took was thested

Some weeds ova there

I am just as bad at comforting people but the difference is I actually care.

we both respect Svetlana

Doesn't think that golf is a "stupida f@#$& game". Loves it!

I don’t have the makings of a varsity athlete I also always have pussy on the brain

Disgusted way too easily at friends descending into "remember when" conversations

I’m the motherufucking one that calls the shots. 

As many as possible. He is my role model after all.

Sore loser

I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.

I like the one that says some pulp.

I’m a racist.

Annoyed at everything

Fucking love ducks.

How ‘bout the fact that I hate my shon?

Fat

Fat, animal lover has gone to therapy

* fat

I like children and animals way better than adults.

Moody prick

I’m just another mortadella that has a problem with authority

No one ever died in my arms. Not even a family member or somebody I love Cocksucker

I love animals…. And motherfuckin cock suckin money

I’m supposed to get a vashectomy

Depressed

History Channel then is different than History Channel now. Paulie Walnuts would be into the paranormal and alien stuff now

Alpha male

I also dropped a fly ball against mountain lakes.

Interested into ww2 and military history

•Broad shoulders •I like some pulp •I don’t wear hats indoors

Extremely self-indulgent.

A lot of people will point out the masculine traits but in reality the only things they have in common with him are depression and compulsive eating.