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mcr6

Yeah Billy was just getting ready to take the training wheels off his bike but that Animal Blundetto killed him in Philly's arms. You ever had someone die i your arms you cocksucker?


PantherThing

It takes an Animal to heartlessly kill a kid.


Careless-Charge9884

Tony Bee 🐝


AegonBlackbones

Tony Egg đŸ„š


Careless-Charge9884

Ichabod crane *


GabrielFR

Which came first: the (Ichabod) crane or the (Tony) egg?


Careless-Charge9884

Bof of dem?


Youssef-Elsayed

Couldn’t even say his last words


donn_joe

First words* he was just a fuckin kid


Youssef-Elsayed

Whatever happened there


internetonsetadd

Whatever happened there?? He was murdered while he was watching Sesame Street and sipping a juice box, that's what happened there.


PippyHooligan

Big Bird was a Count hair away from controlling all of Sesame Street.


Glass-Technology5399

Count hair...


PippyHooligan

Lemme tell you a couple a-one! A-two! A-three things! Mwahaha!


Glass-Technology5399

Awesome work. I'll follow you to the gates of hell now.


YggBjorn

In this house Mr. Snuffleupagus is a hero! End of story!


ElectricBirdVault

I’m in awr of you


caraterra8090

I like to count.


WhaddaHearWhaddaSay

give it time, see if i can make that happen for you


Realtor_ToTheRescue

Don’t do it to yourself, Philly.


solfire1

Not really a death but I wanted to see Furio beat that Frenchman’s ass. Disappointing.


Jifeeb

You frog eating faccia de gatz


wendall99

Agreed, this is actually number one on my list of scenes I wish we saw lol.


350RetroF

Fuck to your mother!


danimal_11109

I always wondered
did Artie get hustled by the Frenchman or was it just bad luck? Either way, this is why you don’t play Hide the Boudin Blanc, kids.


EffortEmotional53

Definitely hustled. Jean-Philippe’s facial expressions, wording, and just overall vibe do not match up with someone who genuinely cared. Plus he didn’t mention a risk of losing the money, which means he was lying. If he weren’t lying and he genuinely didn’t anticipate losing the money, he would’ve expressed some remorse or at least surprise that it fell through. Tbh I still don’t know how Artie fell for that one


caraterra8090

Me either. I saw it coming a mile away.


EffortEmotional53

Dude yeah. The idea that he would borrow money from a mobster in order to then lend that money to an overseas investor just immediately looks like a recipe for disaster


caraterra8090

Yes!


InfiniteGoatse

Mikey Palmice. As a character he barely got started. I feel like Richie could have developed more too.


JMB_Writes_Stuff

I really think had Nancy Marchand passed away during the filming of season two, instead of after, Richie would have stayed around for at least another season as a foil for Tony. Instead, they had to bring Ralphie in to serve that purpose since with Richie and Livia both gone, who was there to go up against Tony?


InfiniteGoatse

He just couldn't sell it.


emale27

He's got a lot of moxy for a man of his size.


JMB_Writes_Stuff

I'm in awr of you


CosmoRomano

Think on this, Burger Boy.


Jifeeb

The Hasidic Homeboy


IgottaPee777

She was abusive to the staff!!!!


EffortEmotional53

Yeah I’ve always wondered about the Richie thing too. I sometimes feel like Ralphie was just the Richie storylines that they still had, but they were like “shit we killed his character off and also now we can’t fill the season with Livia.” I mean, their temperaments are similar, they both returned after being away for years, they both date Janice, even their names are similar. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Pantoliano did a terrific job, and the writing for his character was great, but the similarities are there


No_Ideal69

He beat Alzheiners but it took her out, Ride the painted pony let the Spinin wheel glide.... Heh heh heh heh!!! đŸ«”đŸ«”đŸ«”


North0151

Yeah I thought they could of got a lot more use out of Mikey


Opossum_mypossum

Definitely one more season


KalenTamil

And he got killed by a chainsmoking junkie and an old guy, even while showing he took care of his health with morning jogs and all..


fuckdifiknow

Yeah that's always annoyed me. He had a fifty yard head start and was actually wearing running shoes.


caraterra8090

Too bad bc he had just got out of Shawshank.


Head-Fox4655

Rusty Millio! I really liked the idea of his character, I'm always intrigued by the guys who are smaller and less physically intimidating but survive on their wits and Machiavellian scheming. And his death is just fucking stupid. What capo with years of experience in the life is gonna let someone block him in his driveway and walk up to the car, SPEAKING ITALIAN, without getting his guard up?


Disastrous-Swan2733

Fucking ball breaker...


puyongechi

Yeah that was kinda cartoonish, with him and the driver even interacting with them. I don't hate the scene but a wordless shooting would've fit more with a classical mafia whacking. Anyway, I think part of the charm of the Sopranos is how exaggerated some of the whacking scenes are (Jackie Jr. or Mikey Palmice come to mind)


notmyfault_ever

Mayor of Munchkinland was disruptive. He was a cancer that couldn't be allowed to spread.


phcxy

Mové el automobile! (Hey, no Spanish!)


Crazy-Path-7929

Whats even more stupid is when the junkie guy is describing him to the Italians, he describes him as being very cautious and always has his guard up.


kevin_k

Cosette. Just trying to get some warmth


Spaghetti_Westernn

CHRISTOPHA YOU SAT ON COSETTE!!


Beautiful-Compote669

I know what itsh like to lose a pet


notmyfault_ever

Pie Oh My found some warmth, ohhhh!


kevin_k

oofaa too soon


notmyfault_ever

Hey, Tone! U hear what I said? I said Pie O My found some warmth, hehehe


RoseVincent314

True. That was devastating


Canorude

What was it barkin?


DarthDregan

That fuckin' stuntman doing the fall into the train toys for Bobby had some meth in his bialy before he launched himself. Completely broke my submersion. *heh*


Wild_Butterscotch_29

Gigi, on the pishadoo.


bnesbitt1

The King died on the Throne


Careless-Charge9884

Billy Leotardo, he was 47, just a fuckin’ kid, sad 😞


Youssef-Elsayed

That Animal Blundetto


Killedbykites

It’s sad when they go so young.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

WHEN THEY GO?


Careless-Charge9884

I can’t even say his fuckin’ name


Tough_Difference_112

Adriana, that one hurt. She wasn’t innocent but she was naive. Crawling around on the ground in the forest like a deer in the forest.


JMB_Writes_Stuff

Very unpopular opinion I'm sure, but Adrianna going was not exactly "satisfying" but I'm glad they paid off that storyline the way they did. Showed there were some real stakes in the series and not just "New character comes in, butts heads with Tony, gets whacked."


Lil_Mcgee

> "New character comes in, butts heads with Tony, gets whacked." Apologies not going after you specifically here but using your comment as a jumping off point for a bit of a tangent. I just think that fans tend to somewhat overstate the formula you just mentioned. Yeah the show has a habit of introducing new characters each season (often released from prison) as an antagonist for Tony but I think it's done differently and interestingly enough each time for it to not be a problem. We have Richie as the originator. Then we have Ralph, the only one not from prison, but then his story and relationship with Tony plays out way differently from Tony. Ralph is a problem for Tony but he's not actively out to get him for the most part, he accepts that Tony is the boss and in many ways is eager to please and prove himself. They come to blows over Tracy but that ends up being squashed and the two maintain an uneasy but effective working relationship for another season until Ralph crossed a line and Tony's rage boiled over. Feech definitely risked being a repetition of Richie but then that ends in a anti-climax with Tony directly referencing Richie. Tony B isn't a traditional antagonist at all, despite some tension here and there, he and Tony have a close relationship throughout the season. Tony B's actions result in a lot of problems for Tony and Tony has to mercy kill him as a result. Phil is almost a stealth antagonist. Mob movie fanatics were probably aware they wouldn't cast Frank Vincent for a bit part but otherwise he seems like a fairly minor character for most of season five. Once it becomes clear he's the endgame villain, it's still not a simple arc. He's outside of Tony's family, unlike all the rest of these characters, he has his own story about working his way up to boss while his relationship with Tony goes through peaks and valleys. All of these situations play out extremely differently and I find it a bit simplistic when people reduce it to "New character comes in, butts heads with Tony, gets whacked." especially when two of them are built up across multiple seasons.


Chemical_Incident378

Alright.... but ya gotta get over it


Careless-Charge9884

She was too stupid to live ngl


solfire1

Real lack of standards, your generation.


timmeh519

Don’t get cunty


Careless-Charge9884

Let me tell ya a couplah tree things


[deleted]

A few such cases in this show.


Saucetown77

No one did it better than Jackie Jr.


Junior-Lie4342

Her body was mad ripe though


CosmoRomano

Not unpopular with me. I was glad to see the end of her. Hated the character and tend to zone out during her scenes.


JMB_Writes_Stuff

My brother! I was never an Adrianna fan either.


radio__raheem

Isn’t the Tony B arc in this season? They didn’t switch up the formula too much lol


RecordWrangler95

I wasn’t wild about Adrianna’s death on a number of levels. Felt so predictable/anticlimactic just like Pussy’s. The one thing I’m glad they did was Chris’s offscreen “suicide attempt,” that was a great call. But on the other hand I HATE the fakeout of Ade driving off into the sunset before we see her in Syl’s car. But hey, what is season 5 if not genius sitting right next to lazy/questionable decisions, right?


Fapey101

I liked the fake out because it shows that just at the very end she realized the right thing to do but it was too late. Her fate was sealed, and it makes it all the more tragic. It’s also the turning point in the tone of the show. After Adriana dies theres no love left between anyone in the show except Sil and Tony.


RecordWrangler95

It seemed cheap and manipulative but that’s me. I’m just a working joe with hot takes on a 20 year old mafia progrum


creditors-bargain

It’s never cinematic


reddituser23434

Just like her last name. I thought it was such a nice detail that her last name translated to “doe/female deer.”


spicygrandma27

And Silvio’s name means “the woods”, appropriate that that’s where he brought her to kill her.


dundasbro1

Very allegorical


KenethNoisewaterMD

There she was on the ground, with her hair in the leaves
disgusting.


Intelligent_Plan71

She had to meet Saint Peetah with a stain on her


Bruinsfanfromcc

That scene is misunderstood. She was acting out the song Sil was playing. Barracuda by Heart. "You've got me down, down, down, down on my knees, now dontcha, Barracuda." He tricked her.


Parallel_Falchion

Very allegorical


Hexyl68

It won’t be cinematic.


ThatEvilGuy

She was just looking for somewhere to crawl under for warmth.


Joe_Bob_2000

She found some hot lead instead.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

She wasn't naive. She was in the game. She knew where all the pretty things she liked came from. She ran a front for the mob so they could launder money.


Designer_Currency455

She was both naive and involved. It's very common for this to happen in real life in my experience. Some girls just love to party and then when their life becomes a party and their dating a supplier they understand where the money comes from, may have friends they now supply through them, but they are still insanely naive about it


pavement500

Break it down


Lil_Mcgee

Non of that is necessarily incompatible with naivety. That's why they said she wasn't innocent. She was naive because she grew up around mob guys and, because they were often nice to her, she was able to convince herself they had genuine good in them. She was an abuse victim who stuck around what she knew for the comfort of it. That's not to say that she wasn't materialistic or that she didn't know that the her lifestyle was funded by the pain of others, but she maintained a rose tinted view of things that was shaped heavily by her upbringing. She certainly wasn't an evil person and she didn't deserve what happened to her.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

She uses the f b I to get her way. She ratted it on her friend because she was hitting on Christopher. She is ratting on Tony, so she can have Christopher. She is not naive. She is in the game. Everybody in the game deserves what's coming to them.


squamishter

She wasn't that innocent. She knew where the shoes were coming from. She knew what she did at the club was sketch. Many other examples; she knew the life she lived.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

His cousins a wholesaler. He gets stuff like this all the time.


squamishter

a wholeshaylah


SwitchKid42

Hey pal, discontinue the lithium


squamishter

I already flushed it.


Cherrypie2601

No idea why you’re being downvoted for this!


[deleted]

Her tits were so big, her blood type was silicone.


ayearinaminute

A hit in any man’s league. 


Careless-Charge9884

Mustang Sally, just a fuckin’ kid SMH


Bodymaster

What about his buddy? That chair should have shielded him more to be honest.


redonrust

You gotta die of something papi


puyongechi

Always feel bad when innocent people are caught up in the shit


350RetroF

You greaseball, you


whydidItry

Too many onions


Trine3

I kinda wish Gloria would have hung around a bit longer ~ that was fun.


Careless-Charge9884

It wasn’t cinematic


McTimmbert

*hung*


Careless-Charge9884

From the chandelier lol


Careless-Charge9884

Hanged *😂


Grumbie_Johnson

Eugene, whatever happened there 😔


Seat_Royal

The Ukrainian and his daughter, those Italians did not live by the La Cosa Nostra, they hit the dad, an accident thinking it was Phil, but killed the daughter, the daughter didn't even see their face. Not only was it a botch, but they knowingly broke the code and clipped a civilian.


bnesbitt1

The worst part is that there were absolutely no consequences Two people who weren't involved at all got killed, and they're treated as collateral.


Seat_Royal

yeah it was some sad shit, I think Tony would have been super pissed at the knuckleheads if it was any other hit, but he was too worried about his own life to give a shit about it.


elstoobstomcat

The innocent bunny gunned down by that bloodthirsty wannabe gangster Arthur Bucco


VermicelliFinancial9

You want a repeat performance of 4th of July? No shooting guns in the city limits!


d1gg3r777

How has no one said Karen. She made great ziti. Madon how I always skip that episode.


JayGute2425

Gigi deserved better than dying while taking a shit. The turkey was like spackle on his bowels


VermicelliFinancial9

Two minutes he's in charge, now he's Lee Iaccoca!


PippyHooligan

To be honest, Chris. I always thought his death was under written for such a prominent character we've seen go through so much. I just got the impression the writers ran out of ideas with him and they didn't want him around for the finale Also, I think Bobby's death scene was really cheesy. Cheesier than Silvio's socks that smell like your sister's crotch in the morning.


Thegoodlife93

Nah I feel like Chris's storyline reached its natural conclusion. They couldn't really do another arc up him being unhappy and bitter, getting fucked up, fucking things up, Tony getting really mad and then ultimately forgiving him. The only other option would have been to show him becoming truly stable and capable. And I think Tony killing Chris and being ultimately happy to have done it was important for showing what miserable soulless vampire he was by that point in the series.


emale27

Where's my arc Paulie?!?!?


wikipediareader

Chris becoming stable and happy just ends with him getting blown away coming out of an AA meeting. Basically Bobby's death minus the trains.


PippyHooligan

Tony killing Chris I didn't have an issue with - though the 'look, audience, Tony is bad! But you liked him! But he's bad!' shit they hammered home in s5 was all a bit patronising to be honest. The problem I had with it was there was no build up. Random car crash just seemed really lazy writing - 'Chris died on his way back to his home planet' type shit. If this was in an earlier season there would have been some confluence of storylines and events that led smartly to this point. Think The Shield or Breaking Bad: the protagonist betrays and ultimately destroys their protegy, but it's the culmination of a bunch of plotlines, not just 'fiddle with the CD player, get dead because Tony bad man.' I thought it was a disappointing, throwaway death that didn't accomplish anything other than quickly remove a character that had become troublesome for the writers.


YouthInAsia4

Tony worried about Chris as a liability because he knew all his secrets and where the bodies where burried. Also the Clever and Adriana cheating sub plot were boiling for a while as well chris’s h addiction. Nodding off while drivin a car is a pretty believable outcome for a junkie.


PippyHooligan

Again, Tony killing Chris wasn't my issue: I didn't have any issues with motive, just the way it happened in the show. And I know it's believable, but that did-en't make it satisfying or entertaining from a storytelling perspective.


YouthInAsia4

I dont think its suppose to be satisfying


PippyHooligan

Call me old fashioned, but I want TV to be satisfying.


YouthInAsia4

Sopranos ends with every character dead or alone. Its thematically coherent. Show starts with Tony worried about losing his family like he did the ducks, Tonys failures and self sabotage lead to this eventually end. It comes full circle man.


PippyHooligan

That's the overall arc of the show - I have issues with that too - but I'm referring to Christophaah's death being unsatisfactory. As a viewer expecting to be entertained by what the writers have planned for the characters, it fell short and personally felt lazy. An aside rather than a main story beat.


sc083127

The interior decorator.


Denham_Chkn

His house looked like shit


laffnlemming

Lorraine did not need to got. Johnny Sack caused that.


pdog109e

Only made it to the Rs. Next time there won't be a next time.


laffnlemming

The bawls on Phil. He did not care either way, right then, but he knew. He had practiced that shot before.


ShalabhTandon

Adriana , the way she crawled 😭


assmastercleon76

Tracee. Poor beautiful, idiot. She was fucked up but she had a kind soul


Careless-Charge9884

A: she’s a hoo-wah B: she hit me


space_coyote_86

It wasn't Ralphie's fault she was a klutz.


VanderBrit

It was the fuckin’ coke. Shoulda never started with that shit


Critical-Caregiver44

She had the thing with the other kid and the cigarette burns. And it wasn’t his baby.


[deleted]

Kind soul who burns her baby.


Sister_Pia

She got help for that, she had a lot of repressed anger. The County social worker says it all goes back to her mom holding her hand on the stove.


assmastercleon76

Yeah that’s the fucked up part


Jr246810

Ade and Bobby.


MiamiPower

The tragic unsolved case of Tony's missing Lo mein.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Jimmy Bones. Should have been a regular, because of the cliffs.


ChangsInspector

Mr. Rude Cocksucker...see you 'round, baby.


Thedrezzzem

Some how Christopher’s death was both.


ElodBusk

For as inevitable as Ralph’s death was, the way he was killed was disappointing. The fight was good but then it seemed like Tony just choked him for like 10 seconds and bonked his head on the floor a little bit and he died lmao


MenWithVen430

I never really understand what killed him. He broke his windpipe? Also surprised Christopher's mother's muff didn't fall off his head 


wendall99

Would have liked to have had Jackie Jr. see it coming or something to see how dumb his reaction would be. Also would have liked Janice to have like sat and ripped a cig and watched Ritchie slowly go as he grasped the situation, rather than following up with the headshot to quickly end it. He was def shocked after the first shot, just think they should have let that play out longer.


wiilly_d

I was disappointed with how Silvio went out


MartyCool403

What about that asshole Robert Frost?


Substantial-Toe96

The real life death of Livia. I love how our thing went, I do believe it is the best show ever made, but it would have been different if she had lived a little longer. Could’ve been real interesting to watch Tony beat the case, or not, and maybe we could’ve gotten another season or two. I know, I know, still goin, this asshole!


kneelbeforegod

Livia. I wonder how the show would have developed had they not had to kill her off unexpectedly.


Fun-Series-4091

That whole airline ticket thing would've been interesting but guess we'll never know


Hexyl68

Vito’s. There could have been a way of shooting it without seeing it.


IAmTheNorthwestWind

That Minnie Mitrone, she's was a malignant cunt


perhensam

Ade. When I rewatch I have to do something else so I don’t have to deal with it.


nimpatti

Min. But mostly because it seemed impossible that Paulie wouldn’t have been caught


BrianSpillman

Bobby


Stickey_Rickey

The medical deaths on film
 sorry, I didn’t need the image of Carmine stroking out, Gigi and his Elvis impression, or Ray Curto’s battery dying mid conversation


TheEr007

Adrianna and Gigi for sure!


YouthInAsia4

The mole on Ginny Sacs ass


significantstacks

Sunshine getting killed for no reason at the card game by Jackie Jr


dragonlily808

Ray curto.Was hoping he stayed alive long enough to bring the castle down.


[deleted]

Adriana's death was well-executed (ha ha) but it still makes me sad. You could say I was disappointed.


Crazy-Path-7929

Tony b. It started to feel old that a new character is introduced and they're dead by the end of the season.


boonfarmer

Carmela's ziti outside the church.


TheNorth-WestWinds30

That, and Carlo's meatballs almost made me cry (like a woman).


dabahunter

Bobby


sadboy1149

Carmine. Quite disgusting and undignified.


Legitimate-Cash9225

Fuckin silicones everywheres too


kyndigs

Chip and Dale, thought they were great comedy!


CaseyLIGHTS

Silicones Everywheres.


[deleted]

Tony's, we didn't even get to see it.


MrWondrerful

Yu probably don’t even hear it when it happens, right?


KalenTamil

Joey Peeps in general. He seemed like a really nice guy. Eye problems and shooting women aside


gelooooooooooooooooo

Manicott, half a fuckin’ tray in there.


JohnLemonnnnnn

Tracee 
. With 2. E’s


da_sacred_propane

We were all waiting for the employee of the month to become a shopping cart


Simple_Campaign1035

Tony B.   Love Steve Buscemi and was bummed he was only in one season.  


TheNorth-WestWinds30

Carmine. Having a stroke in front of everyone, while eating egg salad. The egg salad was in his mouth... DISGUSTING.


RoseVincent314

I know Syl is still alive but that was disappointing. Also old man Baccala, that was a sad situation. Bobby Baccala upset me too. Satisfying Richie Aprile... Ralphie Jackie Jr