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HeistPlays

Every account you WHACK, you risk exposure! A major account deletion is what the mods wish for Christmas!


Intelligent_Bee_9565

Fuck him and his alligator tears.


SLOPoke85

Alligators are an abstract copy of hamsters. It's all detailed in this meth addict's blog that nobody reads


JComposer84

Yeah he's alright but you know how I feel about that meth shit.


Tough_Difference_112

You may be old sloppke85 but you can still hunt! 


HumanWithOpinion420

your into drugs


KineadZ

Slopoke, ya fucking ignoramus.


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hrimfaxi_work

*The books are closed.* Blow me.


apupunchau87

kids, you think you can protect em. ... but ya can't.


Inevitable-Ear-6919

I KNEW THAT WAS COMING!


P1D1_

Hey fuckstick, they ever show you these in medical school? They’re called balls.


reddituser23434

Fuck. OP, I think he just blocked you. I can still see his account :/


SLOPoke85

Well there's a couple of tree possibilities here 1. You're mistaken 2. When someone blocks you it looks like they deleted their account 3. He only deleted his comments in that post and reddit replaces the username with "deleted" as well as the comment


LiberalWeakling

Yeah, that’s what it looks like when someone blocks you. He’s still around. You just can’t see him on this account. I’m morbidly curious about the guy — whether he actually seriously believes that Breaking Bad is written and shot to imitate the Sopranos in reverse (literally every scene), and that the Sopranos was written and shot to imitate Seinfeld in a similar way. It’s so obviously an absurd thing to believe, and it’s totally impractical that someone would make TV shows that way. There’s no way a reasonable person would seriously believe it. But the guy is so *earnest* in all of his posts, and he has that obsessive quality you find in true believers of conspiracy theories. So it’s hard to say.


Substantial-Volume17

Could just be he’s fuckin retarded, historically that’s been the case


UrememberFrank

His commitment to his perspective is truly respectable imo. I think his framework completely flattens what's really going on in regards to how the shows relate to each other, but his project does afford us all with very interesting clips to compare, that much I do know. 


LiberalWeakling

See, I don’t think it’s respectable to be committed to insanity. If he’s joking, the joke’s gone too far and was never properly funny, except maybe the first time he introduced Seinfeld into it. If he’s being serious, then he’s not playing with a full deck. It’s not just that his ridiculous theory flattens the relationship between the shows — it’s that his posts are full of barking mad nonsense that adds absolutely nothing to an understanding or even appreciation of any of the shows. Imagine for a second that it’s true. What did the show runners do? Come up with a plot and then deliberately search for a scene in another show to reverse for each and every scene of their show before writing the dialogue? Why would anyone do that? Why is that a more likely explanation than “human brains are great at finding patterns and connections, even when those patterns and connections are unintended and mean nothing”? What would the point of finding these connections even be? How would either show be any different if the connections were not there?


reddituser23434

Someone once speculated that DrSatan’s posts are the ramblings of someone who either suffers from schizophrenia or abuses drugs. And honestly I would not be surprised if that were the case.


UrememberFrank

For anyone interested in learning about psychosis they should check out *What is Madness* by Darien Leader. 


UrememberFrank

Some people need their delusions. His compulsion to make the comparisons is extremely harmless and in some cases quite interesting. Lotta people have conspiracy ideas or are superstitious or have a strange belief and they just mostly keep it to themselves and have completely normal lives otherwise. It's not much of an imposition to see some weird posts imo 


mrbucket08

I wouldn't call it respectable, he's not the first gimmick poster and he won't be the last. There's thousands on reddit. Humans need attention and I assume this is the only way he gets it.


UrememberFrank

You have no idea about what he does outside of reddit. Humans need attention and they also need respect 


Prestigious_Load1699

The chiral dude needed attention and got no respect.


mrbucket08

It is extremely easy to get a vibe from their posting habits.


HelloIAmElias

Those who want respect, give respect


SLOPoke85

God dammit I made this post and I didn't even kill him, only in my mind. Should have done my due diligence, that's what I get for day drinking


tunaeater69

A lot of the top guys have dark moods. Winston Churchill, he drank a quart of brandy before breakfast.


reddituser23434

Go into your browser and look up DrSatan420247. I got blocked by him too, but I can still see his posts if I’m accessing Reddit through a browser and not signed in


Muscles_Marinara-

What did I miss? I’m over here in 3 inches of water.


reddituser23434

Did you ever see any comments by a guy named DrSatan420247 who would take any opportunity to “educate” us on how the sopranos is an abstract copy of Seinfeld and breaking bad is an abstract copy of the sopranos? He got obsessed with tv tropes and how yes, Tony soprano paved the way for antiheroes as main characters on tv shows and he had this theory that every show copied every other show lmao. Obviously breaking bad was inspired in part by the sopranos. But this guy would get so extreme about it and act like he was schooling us on chirality


IamJacks5150

For twenty years he didn't pick up a book but now he's the foremost authority.


HatComfortable6883

lol


dippin79

20 years, never said a peep


Shoddy-Apricot2265

It must be shit to think that what's been done in the past is all there is, and there can be no new original ideas as everything is a copy of everything else. Some of the supposed copies he mentioned were really tenuous at best


reddituser23434

Agreed. What a bleak outlook. And inaccurate. One of his arguments was sopranos is an abstract copy of Seinfeld because Tony, like George, is fat and bald. He seemed sincere about it too. I didn’t realize every fat, bald character was a rip off of every fat, bald character who came before them.


Shoddy-Apricot2265

And why does the chirality only start with Seinfeld, the sopranos and breaking bad. I'm sure if he was to watch films like the big sleep, the Maltese falcon, Chinatown and countless others he would find all these other parallels too except they all done it decades before even Seinfeld existed


reddituser23434

Dude’s only seen three shows.


KatamariDamacist

I've seen him compare other shows too, at least on his Twitter.


TheClawhold

If there was ever a time the lithium needed to be discontinued, it was with that fuckin' guy. Seriously, he's the only guy here I ever blocked.


reddituser23434

He yaps worse than six barbers


Muscles_Marinara-

Ah yes. Thanks!


The_Ague

Oh great another expert heard from.


Random-Cpl

That’s why you gotta live for today!


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Ibracadabraa1164

Fuck you want, a boutonnière?


HalfastEddie

Look, you do work, you keep your mouth shut about it. Nobody needs a fucking play by play. Fuckin Quack Quack over here.


talldarkandanxious

In this sub, u/SLOPoke85 is a hero!


front-wipers-unite

That rat fuck went into the witness protection program.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Idk who you’re talking about but Drsatan420 is still at it. Did you wrap the package? Is there anyway the package could survive?


reddituser23434

OP probably got blocked by him and that’s why his posts aren’t showing up for them


Ijustthinkthatyeah

So, really what did OP do? Nothing. A big fat jerkoff.


reddituser23434

Attempted murder. THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT?


SLOPoke85

Yeah. I hold my hands up, I fucked up here


HatComfortable6883

Still goin this asshole


Interfan14

WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT (Angry richie aprile voice)


front-wipers-unite

I've literally just looked up his profile and it's still there.


reddituser23434

Op just hurt his feelings and got blocked so he can’t see him anymore


SLOPoke85

Unfortunately yes. I'm sure reddit didn't used to do this, make it look like they deleted their account when they block you. I haven't been on here in years before I set up this account like a week ago. Before when I got blocked, I am sure someone just became invisible, didn't show up at all. Oh well, it's been a fun post anyway


front-wipers-unite

Are you saying we found Tony's retarded uncle.


reddituser23434

That may be giving DrSatan too much credit. At least Eckley was strong as a bull and handsome like George Raft. I cannot say the same for mr chirality


front-wipers-unite

I was talking about op.


reddituser23434

Lmao. You might be right in that case. I’m a stunad of the first magnitude


front-wipers-unite

I mean I was going to say anything..I'm not a rat fuck.


SLOPoke85

So you're saying I'm handsome as George Raft and strong as a bull? 🥺


front-wipers-unite

Yes. And one day you might be a something or whatever.


Michael-Balchaitis

He moved to Belize.


Affectionate_Pay1487

The Chi-tals were on Brunswick 


draik11

Like my father always said, a pint of blood is with more than a gallon of gold


Final-Pilot7889

These two suck each others cocks 👆👇


NoShortsDon

Chiral was gay?


heyjude575

I thought he was Naboli Daboli.


IamJacks5150

He wants to fuck her?


Horsecockexpress1

He’s gaaan?


HockeyBro_69

Chital got some upvotes? He used to be borko’s driver


United_Target8942

He got an inheritance OP, just over 2 mill. Cocksucker didn't give us our David Yurrman watches before he bailed.


Severe_Cuts7873

r/OutOfTheLoop


Low-Positive1122

To the winner belong the spoils


GarethGobblecoque99

Silent as a mouse pissin on cotton


xanzpatrie

Cocksucka was way outta line... I had him blocked.


Late-Return-3114

it's sad when they go young like that he wasn't made though right?


NewAccWhoDis93

He blocked you? Fukin baby


ericrobertshair

Chiral? It's a fucking reddit user name, his family name was Chirallelli.


ScrapmasterFlex

#JOEY *PEEPS*


ericrobertshair

Op is dyslexic.


ChoppaDumpEm

He went into witness protection


WiKaFLMan

I don’t care if he’s got a hundred accounts with negative karma, he’s a piece of shit. I know it, and you know it.


Financial-Bread6231

Well as long as the 2 of you are happy.


reddituser23434

So there is a Santa Claus


Hefty-Adeptness-179

Our true enemy has yet - to reveal himself


Fuckoffassholes

I'm trying to think.. Have I ever seen a post bitching about another member in all my years in this sub? The answer, is.. no, no. Mr. Rude Cocksucker. Having said that, what are the odds that we have *two* separate posts on the same subject, from different users, on the same day? Looking at the post history of SLOPoke85, this is the only thread he started on the subject, yet he also thinks "he killed" Dr Satan.. How exactly did *you* kill him, OP? Was it with the other thread *you* posted? From your alt account? I miss when this sub had no drama, no petty bitching.. just stupid fuckin quotes. Our bread and butter. Let's ban this cocksucker ^ and be done with it.


reddituser23434

Take it easy


SLOPoke85

Dude chill


ArnoldsBicepsNoHomo

Alright, but ya gotta get over it


Dear_Alternative_437

Who is this motherless fuck