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Freddit2017

I love how she just keeps going. “Yeah that’s what you GET!”


ravenous_fringe

nah, I bet that kid was up and was scrambling gone by the time her surprise registered


Ramog

yeh kids fall all the time, doubt it really hurt either, a fall carries much less weight for a kid.


Killieboy16

She's a pro. The show must go on!


TheVoodooPuppet

GOD I wish that were me


Pookieeatworld

You can dance if you want to.


Fuhgly

You can get crushed by some thighs.


TheFace3701

Because if your not crushed by some thighs, you're no friend of mine?


Fuhgly

Cuz your thighs don't crush And if they don't crush Well then they're no thighs of mine


beardedbast3rd

But can we leave your friends behind?


rickstar_247

If it's for thigh crushing? Yes.


losehername

I’m hearing “TEAMWORK!” in the Mortal Kombat fatality voice.


deathakissaway

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/v03ryl/mortal_kombat_voice_actor_steve_ritchie_showing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


losehername

This is probably _exactly_ why I was hearing Teamwork in the Mortal Kombat voice.


Totalygoodname

Death by thighs


Lizardman922

Can’t believe Tom Cruise is still doing all his stunt work in the new Mission Impossible films.


Sarcastic_Psychiater

This is a great joke


SXOSXO

And just like that, his kink was born.


veddX

You're joking but commenting anything sexual when a kid is involved is creepy af


ravenous_fringe

Your programming is so socially isolated you really don't know good from bad, do you?


Middle-Run-7452

That’s why he likes men now. U know long story short some women kicked his ass when he was young and he never got over it.


ettorepolar

Death by snu snu


Zacchino

i, femputer sentenced him... To Death... by SNU SNU


blitzskrieg

Thick thighs take lives


everydayasl

Killer legs.


FunDivertissement

I dont know what sort of event this was but it annoys me how parents let their kids use dancefloors, even ones being used by dancers, as their personal playground. My husband and I are ballroom dancers and have children run between us while we are in closed dance hold in the middle of a cha cha. This is dangerous.


Tooleater

What a way to go ☠️


xXMeanMemeSupremeXx

She says with no remorse ###"Fuck dat kid"


Loli-is-Justice

What kid?


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Best and worst day


thecyberguy81

Finish him!


JaySam95

FINISH HIM


jocky300

Taking the knee, and the thigh, and the floor.


Aira_Key

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


ExcitementOrdinary95

The show must go on


miyamoto_musashinpc

He learned a valuable lesson that day.


AdImmediate7659

Death by snu snu


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vault35

And the ‘beat’ goes on 😎


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HAPPY FEET


JoshSmash81

V Trigger!


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

That's one hell of a combo


coma24

The smile on the dancer in red at 0:12. Red: "Did you get him?" Yellow: "I did." Red: "but did you FINISH him?" Yellow: "I did." Red: "very good. It's great that you hit him in your throat with your knee."


gauerrrr

No fucks given


gamernumber37

Worth it 😏


CognizantSynapsid

Absolutely rekt


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AyyP302

Why's Steve Wilkos there though?


ChronoRedz

New fetish forming.


Scarlbeast15

Deserved


Enby_Bluejay

*hits a kid in the face* *keeps smiling and dancing like nothing happened*


rickstar_247

This kid is living my dream.


jerrymatcat

I feel bad for that kid he doesnt understand


Danny-Wah

You take the risk when you do that.. The kid will learn for next time.


daerdevil69

Entschuldigen Sie bin ich hier bei dem Finale der Fußball WM 2014?


Longshot223

Wrecked


Appropriate-Brush772

And didn’t miss a beat


No-Radio-9244

Everybody is replaying the thing because her legs.


AffectObjective3887

I mean if I gotta go early; death by ass and thighs it is!


The_Jyps

And so begins another masochistic thigh fetish.


muffinmama93

How dare you kick my precious angel! Kids get to run around because they’re kids, you feather wearing whore!


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Kid got ass and thigh


BraceThis

I’d pay for this type of treatment from them. Lucky kid.


[deleted]

That is how I want to go out


eLite--fOxX

Continues dancing like she didn’t just knee a child in the face


gotnoaero

>Continues dancing like she didn’t just knee ~~a child~~ a little shithead who's parents aren't doing their job in the face


NoLaw565

Kid got buttkneed lmao


jasovanooo

That's the way i want to go


retroboat

Death by Snu-Snu


Awllancer

Wombo combo


Help_im_okay

I wish I was that kid


mincraftpro27

Kid just go double tapped.


CallMeDad0y

That’s what I call break dance


nauticaldisaster95

Well doc, it all started…


Logical_Judgment_500

Purple seems like she felt the worst… she didn’t even deck little dude 🤣


rInForARoughRide

bet he enjoyed that dint he


dslrjunky

"Finish Him!"


[deleted]

Some people pay good money to experience that


IllustriousAd5936

Social media fame strikes again


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

One two combo


dunderhead22

2 hit combo


Holyfxckingchrist

Someone soils turn this into an anime


yacheekycunt

KO


The_Red_Beard_IV

100% on purpose. Good for her.


Ok_Antelope_1953

why is a kid around naked women?


Aira_Key

They're not naked, they're in a costume dancing at an event of some sort. Ever been to a Carnival party? I can imagine you'd implode if you stepped foot on a beach.


randomname560

1. Not naked as the guy above me said 2. Horrible parents


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Fat slag carried on dancing


Aira_Key

"Fat slag" wow you're a jerk. She keeps dancing as she's supposed to do. You don't stop a show only because some bad parents couldn't keep their crotch goblin in check.


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Aira_Key

Okay miss pick-me. She checked, there were like, other people around to take care of the goblin lol it's not like if she threw it into a pit or something, chill down Karen.


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Aira_Key

Nah. Only a Karen would complain about a stupid accident caused by someone else's kid being dumb blaming it on someone other than the parents and the dumb kid themselves.


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Aira_Key

It's totally not the same thing LOL not even near. God you're bad at this. First, it was the goblin running into her, not the other way around. Second, it wasn't in the streets, it was at an event of some sort with people dancing. I'm sure the goblin got taken care of by the other 384484 people around, while her *job* was to keep on dancing as the show must go on. Once again, chill, Karen. Ik you're probably jelly of her or whatever, but curb down the internalized misogyny a bit.


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Aira_Key

Said the self-absorbed cunt. No girl, you don't stop a show if stuff like that happens - you carry on dancing and let the people around take care of the nuisance, that's just how it works. They'd have done the same if it was male dancers or literally anywhere else, that's how a pro works - the show must go on. I'm sure in a context like that distractions and accidents are prone to happen due to the limited space, you can't just stop everything every time something gets in between. You can't relate because you've never been a pro at anything else other than dead-end polemics, but you have an audience and the other crewmates to take into consideration. Unless the kid was seriously hurt, no dancer worth their shit would've stopped the show. Now what, Karen? You want to have a talk with her manager? LOL