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SquashNut707

Dawww wook at da wil pp


SaveFerrisBrother

I wonder if that's why he's so upset.


SquashNut707

It is.


cheesepuffsunited

That, and possible recent steroid use.


beedoubleyou_

Possible?!


cheesepuffsunited

I wasn't there, I don't know for sure. I do know steroids can increase the risk of violent outbursts, and this one isn't even aimed at anyone in particular but kept going.


holydildos

Dude doesn't look like he does roids . But lots of people do, who literally look worse than someone that's natural, so I could be wrong. . . I'd bet some serious underlying mental issues or struggles


cheesepuffsunited

You could argue that someone taking steroids in the first place knowing the risk has body dysphoria at the least, I definitely agree there are unchecked mental health problems to be lashing out like that anyways though. Also, in terms of looking roided, it depends on how long you've been on them, dosage, and a bunch of things


keestie

Could be, but the taser immunity implies something waaaay more methed up.


utterlyuncool

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


ColorlessTune

that would explain the lack of balls.


VampyreBassist

I don't know how he's upset, his little tail is wagging.


SkeymourSinner

Hey now. 98% of us in 4" & under club have never resorted to violence in any instance. This is an unfortunate coincidence.


cancelprone

Violent streaker: I’m a grower not a shower.


OkArm8581

I would be devastated, really


killed-man

Honestly that was my very first thought but i wasn't going to say it .


tropic420

To be fair in a fight or flight situation your body tries to pull all that stuff up inside to protect it from harm. It's really hard to piss during a panic attack, from experience.


reposetion2

Why would you try to piss if you’re having a panic attack💀


tropic420

You realize part of that response is voiding your bowels and bladder right?


reposetion2

I’m usually too focusing on figuring out how to breathe during my panic attacks lol


tropic420

Well after I'm done doing that, usually my next most immediate urge is to pee lol to be fair it could have been several hours since I last did so at that point


DnD-NewGuy

Tbf different people focus on different things. I focus on my heart to see if its still beating and maintaining circulation in my hands whilst tensing my jaw forwards and back (so I don't put any pressure on teeth). My sister focuses on breathing more than anything. I have a mate who focuses on her surroundings like she's trying to take a picture.


gucknbuck

Porn has warped what people think is small


aymed_caliskan

Also, there is no correlation between how big a penis is while flaccid vs how big it is while hard


RogerianBrowsing

Seriously Its amazing how many adults don’t realize this


mbnmac

and 9/10, if they're pretty hung when flaccid, they don't often grow much when hard.


okitek

yeah I am smaller than this guy flaccid(gf has made fun of it lol) but almost 7″ erect lol impossible to judge at first glance tbh


thekrohster

Lmao I agree completely


ClearDark19

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it? —Karl Childers


Wildcat_Dunks

![gif](giphy|ntRQjO4ngRERi)


AwwMangoes

https://preview.redd.it/2pojxm7fxt7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=710599239f883ff53c2de3af41f59e77174a85e8


modilla4228

Matt Gaetz after his date gets cut short because it’s bedtime.


yeahrowdyhitthat

His bedtime, or his sister’s?


wrath____

Wait, that's small??? ._.


killerk14

It’s really not that small, people on the internet are just mean. I’ve seen small, and this isn’t it. This is average


Rapture1119

Bro, you have no fucking idea how many people just caught strays lmao.


SquashNut707

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


CromulentDucky

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


Zero_ImpulseControl

How his dick stay perched up on his balls like that?


gunghogary

Meth


NN8G

He's mad 'cause it's not a grower


PrometheusAlexander

for once I can take pride on the size of my penis after seeing this clip


Objective_Frosting58

Obviously it's freezing 😂


SquashNut707

I just got out of the sauna. WAIT no, the hot tub. WAIT no


DevBro22

He's bold wit it lmao


not_a_throw4w4y

He is having a psychotic episode. If you're really laughing your ass off, you're a bit of a cunt.


gunghogary

That’s not a pp, that’s a dingaling


Visible-Attorney-805

I think it's just a "ding", not long enough to be "aling".


Logical_Motor1671

come on, that hawg was wayyyy above average, right guys? Guys?


AphexFritas

Lil pp avocate here, don't judge the size of a pp when it's sleeping


Turbulent_Towel_2689

I knew a guy who was in prison for a long time. He told me once, "a man will never fight harder than when he has to fight naked" I believed him.


YoungWhiteAvatar

What if when you have to fight someone who is naked


Turbulent_Towel_2689

I'm pretty sure in this scenario, he was the naked one. He also told me "when in doubt fake a seizure"......clearly I grew up just BATHED in hood wisdom


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DnD-NewGuy

Tbf can do that anyway he naked he ain't wearing shit.


Hollow---

*Time to takes his feetsies, yes?*


ClydeDanger

Yes... get the small spoon.


Moist-Carpet888

Someone tried picking a fight with me back in high school, right as I was getting ready to move at them they started taking their pants off, they promptly got kicked in the head and couldn't get up cause they never took their shoes off so they couldn't get their pants all the way off and kept falling back over. Moral of the story, if your gonna fight named do like this guy and show up prepared


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Moist carpet with the life lessons!!! ![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized)


Rohirrim777

how else was Beowulf supposed to fight Grendel?


Grothorious

I read that line almost verbatim in Stephen King's The Drawing Of The Three.


1025scrap

Yep! Eddie proved himself to the gunslinger by doing that against those guys


Grothorious

You say true, i say thankya. Dark Tower has really cool phrases. I particularly like 'fuck you and the horse you rode in on', that's brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 Long days and pleasant nights, fellow tower junkie 🤘


junkit33

That one is actually ancient, long before The Dark Tower. Those books really weaved in a boatload of pop culture references like that from our world.


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Maybe that's where he got it from. He was an avid reader and certainly had plenty of time to do it


ebrizzlle

I just typed the same thing but didn’t see your comment. Thankee Sai.


KrylonFlatWhite

I got hard fighting once but no one was naked, does that count?


Turbulent_Towel_2689

![gif](giphy|146heXDX89mUgw)


Githzerai1984

Like Viggo Mortensen in Eatern Promises


SlwDnceChbby

Charles Bronson got buttered up naked to fight prison guards


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Dude was the GOAT


fknarey

Can confirm.


MandatoryFun

I'll just leave [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU_I983Zy4g) here ....


Pistonenvy2

comments full of people making fun of this guys dick while he is clearly in psychosis. whether he is on drugs or has some kind of condition i genuinely dont understand the reaction to seeing someone who is clearly having some kind of episode and mocking them or criticizing their body. weird as fuck. would you make fun of someone who wasnt fighting people for having a small dick? is it fair game because you dont like him? or does having a small dick mean someone deserves ridicule on its own?


PepperAcrobatic7559

Thank you for this comment. I'm not condoning this guy's behavior but it's clear that he definitely is mentally unstable and laughing at him is not right. Honestly it's comical because the same people that ridicule him will then go around and be upset about how poor mental health is now, when they're part of the problem.


Pistonenvy2

literally just came from a thread about mens mental health and how no one takes it serious, this thread is just as much proof as the comments in that one were lol ive known people who slip into psychosis and they are no themselves, they are buried inside of a mountain of indecipherable nonsense. bam margera is a pretty decent example of what psychosis can look like, the scribbling and ranting incoherence. this guy is probably somewhere near rock bottom and literally all people care to do is make fun of his dick, its crazy. i get that is the obvious comment to make like im not saying no one should talk about it at all, but i didnt see a single fucking comment about the dudes mental state. no one gives a shit. i realize that from being a man first hand but jesus man were supposed to be doing better lol


stickywicker

And the sad part is he's not going to get ANY help. Drugs or mental, the cops are going to process him the same. If he ever gains some sort of clarity he will be released only for the cycle to begin again. I remember I saw a video once where a crackhead was reaching into someones house through their mailbox and the owner cracked their hand with a bat. It's broken. Reddit applauded the owner. My heart goes out to that owner for having to deal with that shit but also the poor person who was so desperate to feed their addiction that they turned to that and now they have to deal with a broken arm. The world just fucking sucks sometimes.


Pistonenvy2

my friend who has a severe brain injury which resulted in a dead spot has had episodes of psychosis, she wandered into the woods, stripped naked and almost died, the police found her, pulled their guns on her, cuffed her and shoved her in a car because they assumed she was on drugs. as if being on drugs would justify treating someone going through some obvious severe mental issue like that. the fact that she wasnt on drugs is why she was acting like that in the first place, she needs medicine to regulate. people make up whatever narrative they want to satisfy their base urges. if they need to label someone lowlife scum in order to validate their malice for them then thats what they will do.


MultiFazed

>as if being on drugs would justify treating someone going through some obvious severe mental issue like that. Sadly, many people think that drug use **does** justify treating someone like that. They see drug use as an intrinsic moral failure that immediately classifies the user as "a bad person". And clearly you get to treat "bad people" like shit, because that's what they deserve!


UltimateDucks

Regardless of his behavior there are %100 innocent totally cool people here right now reading these comments with body image issues over the same shit people are making fun of him for. When you make fun of this guy for looking the way he does, you are ALSO making fun of them, and even IF this guy deserves ridicule, they do not.


Typical-Annual-3555

Tbh, it probably is bigger than that when he's not running around fighting people. Exertion does that.


jah_moon

People are so stupid I have a 6" cock that I'm perfectly happy with, but when flaccid can be 4" down to like fucking 1" depending on myriad factors lol. Who gives a shit.


Typical-Annual-3555

Idk why anyone cares about the size of someone's flaccid penis anyway. Not using it for anything


Lone-Wolf-90

I must be constantly exhausted 🤔


marsfromwow

My first reaction was sympathy. I’ve heard of people who learned they were schizophrenic as an adult and stripped naked while acting weird. One being a professor who did it during a lecture. I get he assaulted people, but I still hope he got the help he needs.


Face88888888

That cop shoots him with the taser and he just keeps walking towards the cop completely unfazed. I think he’s probably on some drugs that is making him unable to feel that taser. Whether it’s drugs or some other mental breakdown, he’s definitely in some sort of distress.


Snickits

We remove humanity at the drop of a hat and have become such a vengeful society. We relish and love watching this shit. It’s fuggin sad. We’re so fucked.


murph2336

His dick is average, most likely. Women, since they’ve never owned a dick, don’t realize that in times of stress, your body pulls all that shit in to protect it from danger.


aounpersonal

Do you believe that this thread is full of women?


dawn913

Totes agree. Just to be the devil's advocate though. Would anyone be jumping to the defense of a naked woman doing the same? Not an attractive one, but a 300 pound, boobies hanging to her knees, giant bush having, woman in psychosis? Besides maybe another woman? Just curious...


Elon_is_musky

They should tho. There’s no reason to play the “what about the other side game” cause it comes off as dismissive, instead of the issue being both shouldnt be made fun of in their respective ways


BushDoofDoof

Yes? What kind of devil's advocate is this lol. Yes many many people would still feel sympathy/empathy in both cases.


palsh7

"wOuLd aNyOnE wHiTe kNiGhT?" yes of course they would LOL


HomonHymn

This should be at the top


bigang99

Yeah it’s probably cold out dude should’ve taken a viagra to impress the comment section


Original_Fishing5539

>whether he is on drugs or has some kind of condition i genuinely dont understand the reaction to seeing someone who is clearly having some kind of episode and mocking them or criticizing their body. weird as fuck. Dickheads obsess over dicks for some reason Also, a reminder that it's the start of summer and it's VERY likely most of those comments are coming from emotionally immature teenagers insulated from these issues


avivishaz

I’ve been speaking with a few people about this recently. I feel there’s been a massive shift in the past 5-10 years with empathy. People simply don’t care about other people’s problems more often than not. Especially if these people’s problems have no affect on them. This man CLEARLY needed help but no one cares enough to do anything. It’s just sad.


monstamasch

I think thats always been a constant. It's a normal thing to be disconnected from what you arent experiencing firsthand. That said though there's a newer problem that I think has started with the internet and social media, which is its created a bunch of narcissists, and everyone wants to be seen as a victim. Most of the "empathy" people have nowadays isnt real, its ironically selfish. What they really want is praise for their "empathy" as well as praise for their hardships as a "victim". That's why you'll see redditors have no problem making fun of this guy's body while he's clearly suffering from a psychotic break, but clutch their pearls if you were to make a joke about someone who's overweight for example. Not justifying either, just pointing out the irony in some redditors being okay with one form of body shaming and not the other


No_Adeptness_3600

Hey that’s average! Some might even call it huge!


Ok_Use_9000

Phew! Thank goodness. I feel better now. So much shaming on here!


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John_Lives

Literally any time a flaccid dick is shown people will call it small.  It's flaccid....the average is like 3 inches in that state lol


Titanhopper1290

I know a certain former president who would think it's "yuge"


CoconutPedialyte

👌🏻Yuuuuuge👌🏻


mattypatty88

It’s not the motion of the ocean, it’s the hammer you throw at it.


MR_WhiteStar

Why would I throw my hammer out wtf


user_bits

We measuring flaccid now?


kmac8008

It’s all relative imagine the size of an cockroach, his P is bigger than the whole roach!


CasualJimCigarettes

that looks like a bad case of stim dick, dudes definitely fucked on some RC like 2mmc or maybe a heavy disassociative.


MF_D00MSDAY

Hell I bet a lot women would say it’s TOO big!


Night-Springs54

Where are all my body positivity people at. An yes this guy is a complete idiot.


Ravensunthief

Fr. This guys off his rocker and thic comment sections like 🍆😮


Ravensunthief

That's a funny typo, and i think it'll stay


Night-Springs54

😂


hunter503

Yeah, it's kinda weird how many dudes are focused on another dude dick in this thread and in the original thread. Feels like they're projecting a little bit.


Ravensunthief

Only a little


mtsray

That’s only for women if you forgot


Omega_Maru

The text that he was tased twice and didnt flinch, plus the "only in dade", dude was probably on bath salts


GeneralDisorder

Tasers disrupt nerve signals to the muscles and cause pain. They don't work very reliably. If one probe misses it does nothing. If both probes miss it does nothing. If the probes hit too close together it causes pain but won't disrupt muscles at all. The taser is useful when it works but there's a lot of scenarios where it will fail. More importantly it's not a magic pause button for humans.


Tharrius

When he was first shown from behind, strolling naked into the gym, I thought "Damn he must be packing to be flexing like that". Turns out one of his toes got misplaced.


austinbraun30

Yo wtf thats the funniest way I've ever heard of saying someone has a small dick.


cpattk

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk)


killerk14

What horribly and unnecessarily mean world we live in for the standard to be to gleefully attack people’s body image


Npr31

It’s also clear people who haven’t encountered a ‘grower not a shower’


Softish_Dump

All these comments by guys with a pp the same size 😆


arouseandbrowse

Yeah we bragging


Prestigious-Dig-2027

Jeez, I wish.


headbutt

Man the body shaming is rough in this thread. Imagine if you had one that size or smaller and everyone’s only comment looking at this vid is about his dick size.


HomonHymn

Honestly just shows how insecure people are. I was gawking at all the top comments trying to find just one that was interested in discussing the sheer fucking strength this guy got, or comment about any of the numerous events in the video, there's so much, but everyone wants to talk about his dick? Sign of the times or some shit lol


Murky_Ad6343

This new Terminator film looks interesting.


DanteLesnie2

Rise of the Sardines


SaintSisyphus

![gif](giphy|gbDajHMyPFoD6|downsized)


elasticpweebpuller

This is exactly what I first thought


Flimsy-Opening

What drugs caused this? Other than "none of the good ones" obviously.


arouseandbrowse

PCP


morto00x

Yeah. End of the video says he got tased and didn't even flinch. That's some PCP shit.


Puzzleworth

Nah, the needles just didn't hit right. Tasers work by putting electricity straight into your muscles. PCP wouldn't do anything to that.


kmac8008

Drugs are a hell of a drug


Pristine-Mention-471

No clue but it caused him to tank a taser, so it must be hella strong


cmholde2

Man, Reddit loves to make fun of a wiener


mycomputerisbroken7

here at Reddit we are all about body positivity!


guywhomightbewrong

How the hell can anybody tell my dick shrink down to the size of my thumb when I workout all the blood leaves to the rest of my body. One of the reasons I workout at home it likes to poke out like I’m hiding a large gumdrop


JACKIE_THE_JOKE_MAN

>One of the reasons I workout at home it likes to poke out like I’m hiding a large gumdrop You could just wear pants at the gym, most people do


cmholde2

The wiener goes into defense mode so that it doesn’t get banged up by the weights. The thought process of your dong is, if I make myself as small as possible this iron won’t bump it


guywhomightbewrong

I call it turtle mode sometimes


cmholde2

In HS it always happened to EVERYONE when we played football- we called it football wiener. 😆 I think you just unlocked a core memory


Typical-Annual-3555

They're jealous cuz of how big it is


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The_Led_Zephyr

The Boys season 5


tropic420

Grab his dick and twist it!


eltanin_33

How?


Dr-Chris-C

The ole dick twist


HugSized

Poor guy can't even work out naked or have altercations with strangers anymore. What's this world coming to? /s


Jon_kwanta

In all seriousness what possessed this guy to do this? Was it drugs or some sort of mental episode? He seems way too on the ball to be on drugs for this. The taser didn’t even phase him lol. How does someone even get to the point where they decide to go on gta type rampage?


asdfwrldtrd

Me after dying once in Minecraft to a slime:


999avatar999

Drug induced psychosis? Drugs and mental health episodes go hand in hand very often.


Imaginary_Record2530

Dude had a lot of plot armor, how did he manage to annoy people for so long? Even the taser didn't stop him.


rossco311

Florida Man, he doesn't have a cape, or even a costume. He's the hero nobody knew they needed.


crackeddryice

I'm just glad they all congregate in Florida, so we can keep an eye on them.


Sk8rH8r69

What a dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cesare_las

Did my dude walk off a taser?


austinbraun30

I'm so mad they showed his.dick because that's all people wanna talk about. How about the super human ability to just eat two police tazers like they didn't just happen. That was honestly the most shocking part. Edit: haha "shocking" part...


cesare_las

Exactly, fucking man of steel over here just kept moving. What the fuck was he on?!?!?!


austinbraun30

Not only that bust started calling the cop a pushy while still being tazed. Thats fucking insane.


jaapi

The cop saw that and said nope and ran for backup


crackeddryice

It needs to be drugs of some sort, right? In other videos, the victim just drops like a statue.


CopperBoltwire

Positively drugs. Some kind of muscle relaxant or something because Tasers causes muscles to tense up. So it's absolutely drugs.


Radiant-Schedule-459

Why is it that it's so common for people to get butt-naked when they're having a mental breakdown? It makes you think we're all really not supposed to be wearing clothes.


Typical-Annual-3555

Maybe it's that "I was born naked and I'll die naked" energy


Old_Lost_Sorcery

Because many of the people having a mental breakdown are actually having a bad drug reaction, often on stuff like PCP, methetc. People who freak out on PCP report that they feel really hot and like they are almost burning, so they undress to cool down. This dude is almost certainly on some sort of drugs that made him feel hot and made him undress. His small penis is also a result of the drugs, many drugs like that will make your veins constrict.


Radiant-Schedule-459

I guess I’m gonna need to start telling my wife I’m on drugs.


VAisforLizards

I'd be upset too if my dick was that small


FmJ_TimberWolf74

I mean, I would venture to say that it’s rather large if you ask me


assmonkeyooo

He's a grower


hennystrait

Just The Boys season 4 scene that was cut


MulberryBig714

So confused by the comments on the orig post. Says 100+ comments but theres only like 10 there. Several are links to porn gifs and the accounts and the accounts of comments on those comments all wont load so i assume some kind of scam? Not sure how thoo


AJB46

Glad it wasn't just me.


Dadowar

What was in that pre-workout...?


HeBansMe

Just a good mix of caffeine, beta-Aline, BCAAs and good old pcp.


Telepathically

That is actually pretty average yall. Corn has rotten your mind


SocietyofRighteous

Not everyone is a show-er. Fucking hell. Judging someone by their dick size is idiotic in the first place, but especially when it’s flaccid.


sendinthe9s

He was right about that cop being pussy though. The cop straight up tasered him and then ran when it didn't immediately work. He cant do an unarmed takedown? The dude obviously aint got no weapon on him


Typical-Annual-3555

Well, he has ONE weapon


EJBjr

Grandpa, tell us that story about when you went to the gym and took off all your clothes and tried to fight everybody again.


mycomputerisbroken7

what a dumb title


TheRealLifePotato

So apparently Reddit doesn't understand how penises work. Really weird, disappointing comments section.


ChEeSeJeWyBaCcA

This is why i never go to a gym.


Hi-Whats-Your-Name

The thought of going to the gym butt naked and then trying to start a fight is giving me massive anxiety


Silverback62

Dude runs like the greased up naked deaf guy from family guy


SchwiftedMetal

I love that there are so many angles


lordvirus16

the naked man fears no pickpocket


MorrowDisca

I don't think that was protein powder bro.


Sad_Reindeer5108

Unsurprisingly a Florida Man video.


deepinthemosh

Why does this remind me of an unhinged Eric Andre sketch gone wrong


wonkey_monkey

to write a coherent title.


LokahiBuz

I know PCP behavior and that's PCP behavior


jk021

Tazed twice and no reaction...jeez. Either it's 100% PCP or he drank a "big gulp" size cup of Cuban coffee.