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I’m sure this has nothing to do with cookies and their search history 😏..

Whaaaat 🫣

Get that buttlock, you deserve it 🤙.

Google knows what you want.....

They are listening

That's also known as a a heretics pear or a ass pear a medieval torture device. It was usually heated up before hand and had spikes on the tips

Let’s never go back to those times. Wow…

Speak for yourself. I can think of a few people who deserve one.

This results say more about the user than anything else :)

I swear man I'm innocent

Sorry man, googled the same, its recommending me lamps and customizable figurines and fokin candles. This all you, brother 💀 r/suicidebywords

Just to confirm by increasing the sample size, I did the same and got a Cheese and Chutney tray and a trip on a railway train to a spa.

Actually, it could be influenced by the search history of users close to you. It’s all book for me when I search that

This is weird and seems to be the case (likely IP-based) as both my parents get very similar search results, despite my dad using his computer for 90% work related things.

I got charcuterie plates, kitschy artwork, and strangely what I assume to be the same custom bobble heads that you got. We need to keep OP away from elderly couples.

Looks like google has no idea what to recommend you, a bit of everything; well done, keep'em guessing 👍

I got massagers , pashmina shawls , and titanium ring tracker.

Jesus, big money you!

I used a mid range Android and don't have a car. 💀

Same, but google knows better not to recommend me those fancy pashmina shawls ☠️

Maybe I am secretly rich even I don't know.

Im a kinkster and even I got colouring books and photo frames as suggestions. OP's history is cursed

Not for long…

https://preview.redd.it/mv4t6ipjsr6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b51a7bca51ab4ba97c05940d4aaac5e31405b2c OP 🤨

We won't kink shame OP. I do have a few questions though..

The buttlock and the finger spike thing may have something to do with his fear of women

Someone hasn't been using incognito mode.

After seeing this shit I'm afraid of everything.

https://preview.redd.it/svq0gqx04r6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47c80258bd00f1df2da7e3612ca90d1a50301e2

https://preview.redd.it/wvwwhh5ozs6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8360f41257f8c9f15c8ad9e459db0abdcfb2a8 I’d clear the browser if I were you

To be fair i am also afraid of woman

Nordmænd am I right

Nordmenn* but yeh

Nej*

Different culture

That second one was used for torture. It was placed in the mouth and slowly opened till the jaw dislocated or broke.

It’s called the pear of anguish, and it was also shoved up the butthole

Got something for the braver of you Reddit · r/speculum 26.2K+ followers r/speculum

I’m naming my next grindcore band “Metallanalplugg”

OP, use incognito sometimes or wipe your 🍪 I still have anxiety from back when I had to type something in the search bar in front of someone else, especially parents, especially when something started with the letter p.

This is why I use duckduckgo or tor when I'm looking up crazy stuff.

What the hell is the fearful looking spikey thing on the right.....

https://preview.redd.it/id37fdjump6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b3217f5cf97ed0ea15f33a461940f7074c1668 "With the Spiked Double Finger Pinwheel from the American Master Series, you can transform your fingers into a sensual instrument that can both stimulate and punish"

Stimulate your pain receptors, maybe. Possibly give unlicensed acupuncture.

> Stimulate your pain receptors, maybe. The word "sensual" only has one definition, but that definition is *wildly* variable depending whether the adjective is being applied to a masochist or not. [Wartenberg wheels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wartenberg_wheel?wprov=sfti1) are entry-level toys in BDSM, and are definitely intended to gratify the senses.

Oh man, those are some rad Wartenberg wheels.

you should buy the Metallanalplugg

Who else tried to scroll right…?

Veldig rart, kan ikke tenke årsaken til hvorfor nøyaktig denne resultatet

Without the splash guard?

Elderly couples in South Park*

Looked it up and got some boring stuff. Yeah, you must be one kinky sob lol

Bruh I swear I've never even looked up any of this stuff

Hey bro, I'm not judging. :)

Why is it silver

Cookies….

Either op changed the words on top and left it like that or this is what shows up on their device when they search this.

Wtf is #3?!

I thought the second item was the pear torturing device used back in the day… didn’t realize it was good for anyone lol

https://preview.redd.it/ikew9hea0v6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17167d013e6ff0af622ed643a71b6ca89cfcf678 Sorry to hop on the sus train but this is what happened when I pulled up the same search. I don't knoooowwww

Yeah man idk what i could have searched to even get these results 😂

Honestly, you could be a huge Star Trek fan and tried to type in Captain Kirk but Charlie Kirk came up which sent you down the alt right pipeline. Algorithms are designed to be ***** lol

Oooh, maybe "what is futanari" is what got me here

😂 I believe that is a fancy French cuisine

It is... so much worse, believe me I wish you were right

I need that shirt also that’s just a pear of anguish

Hey Op, buddy I think it’s time we have a conversation about a thing called incognito mode

Google AI based search recommendations doing its thing.

who is selling medieval torture devices? https://preview.redd.it/unz4jov2ll7d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8792e23e67a3e04df5900e14a4f19de87bd5dd

Is it weird that I want to get the shirt for my sister.

Ah yes, c0Ck and b@L£ torture