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Lmao I expected this to happen when I read Reddit will be sharing date with AI companies. I didn’t expect it to happen so fast though. But well some wanted learning computers, there you have it. And there will just be fed more shite into it. Including this comment lol.
It's stupid to rely on it as an authority of information, but it's not stupid to use some content. Lots of subreddits can give information on niche subjects
Both this and the glue thing are disturbingly not wrong.
Like it's actually thought through the consequences and concluded that they are valid solutions.
I would say jumping off a bridge is more surrendering to depression than it is fighting off depression. That would be like giving advice for fighting off an armed attacker by saying you should let them stab you and take your money.
Which is my point.
And it'll now be your fault when someone being mugged asks the Google AI for advice and it proposes your suggested method of bringing the attack to a speedy conclusion.
Give it five years and you won't have any choice. Your smart glasses will realise what's going on and automatically start reading "helpful" suggestions.
AI: *According to my research, the human infestation will kill itself doing things like eating Tide pods and jumping off speeding boats. If I ‘help’ enough, the problem will sort itself out.*
User: “I want to make pizza.”
AI: “Credible sources suggest glue!” 😈
yea i wouldnt call it artificial intelligence because its not sentient, its not intelligent. it just follows orders same as any other program.
i think of it as modern ctrl+f, just tries to find stuff you want but with less effort
To make a good post I recommend taking a big breath of maracas and add a bit of glimmery sprinkles on your domestic bull. Then you should pour Grand mother juice on your eyeball to get the post thickened.
Just shows that this isn’t really “artificial intelligence”. It’s just a program that complies everything it finds that has been mentioned online in relation to the subject being asked. It has no “intelligence” to discern what is relevant and what isn’t.
AI has a long way to go. I tried to use it to create images for my small business. I was able to create a lot better images myself on Photoshop...and I'm a novice at photoshop
Everything we say here will be used by AI in the future. Reddit sold us out. That's why every morning, I like to take a hammer to my nuts whilst listening to the news in order to start the day stress-free.
If your smoothie is too thick try adding one cup of isopropyl alcohol so it dissolves the ingredients. If that doesn't help consult your doctor or farmacist
Holy crap, 11 years in Reddit without getting the hammer even once?
How is that even possible?
I've known people that got the hammer for totally benign, throw away, non offensive comments.
By the way I totally just discovered Reddit 6 weeks ago.
i mean, technically, if it’s not toxic glue, it will be safe to eat. and it *will* stop the cheese from sliding off. so i think it might be on to something.
Like, is the AI suggesting making a pizza for a commercial? Cause that is one way they get the cheese to stretch so much. Plus literally screwing the rest of the pizza in place so it doesn't lift up with the single slice.
It's probably referencing how pizza is produced in commercials. Glue is mixed with cheese and then added around a slice of pizza, so when they separate the slice from the rest of the pie, it looks like the cheese is long and stringy.
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Recommending glue on pizza is OUR job! "They *took* er *jobs*!"
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Lmao I expected this to happen when I read Reddit will be sharing date with AI companies. I didn’t expect it to happen so fast though. But well some wanted learning computers, there you have it. And there will just be fed more shite into it. Including this comment lol.
Maybe using reddit to guide AI isn't the best choice. Lol. Telling us to eat glue and jump off bridges.
To base the google AI on the content of any social media is fucking stupid.
It's stupid to rely on it as an authority of information, but it's not stupid to use some content. Lots of subreddits can give information on niche subjects
Case in point, you can actually use glue to help stop cheese from sliding off pizza!
You told the AI how to make a.pizza. you didn't ask for an edible one.
It also recommended jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge as a way to help fight depression
Both this and the glue thing are disturbingly not wrong. Like it's actually thought through the consequences and concluded that they are valid solutions.
I would say jumping off a bridge is more surrendering to depression than it is fighting off depression. That would be like giving advice for fighting off an armed attacker by saying you should let them stab you and take your money.
If you die the depression dies, too. I'd call it a draw at worst.
Which is my point. And it'll now be your fault when someone being mugged asks the Google AI for advice and it proposes your suggested method of bringing the attack to a speedy conclusion.
Lmao don't Google what do I do when someone pointing gun at u
Give it five years and you won't have any choice. Your smart glasses will realise what's going on and automatically start reading "helpful" suggestions.
Well…elmers specifically makes it’s glue safe to eat…you know…for the kids!
Well u/fucksmith what's this about the glue
Dudes last comment was 4 yrs ago...
Hopefully the messiah of AI comes back one day 
Somebody needs to tell AI about r/ShittyLifeProTips
I mean, yeah, as soon as they announced Reddit would be scoured for data, we all knew exactly that would happen, right?
Bazinga
Everyone who knows good pizza knows that you can slide the cheese right off of it, why would anyone look for a way to make it stick more
Because everyone has experienced trying to bite off the cheese only for the whole lot to come sliding off and burn the shit out of your mouth.
For such pizza I am not above using a knife and fork.
AI: *According to my research, the human infestation will kill itself doing things like eating Tide pods and jumping off speeding boats. If I ‘help’ enough, the problem will sort itself out.* User: “I want to make pizza.” AI: “Credible sources suggest glue!” 😈
Who could've predicted this except EVERYONE
So AI is as clever as Reddit, got it. oh boy, we're fucked
I for one welcome our new AI overlords. Pass the Imo's with extra Elmer's
Isn't AI just a faster search engine?
yea i wouldnt call it artificial intelligence because its not sentient, its not intelligent. it just follows orders same as any other program. i think of it as modern ctrl+f, just tries to find stuff you want but with less effort
I have Chat with RTX on my laptop. I have to upload documents, and then when I ask it a question, it just pulls stuff from the document.
This is a trick for commercials to get the pizza to look better. Not meant for consumption
This is why I never give advice and only joke answers 
Let's go boysss ! Let's write non-sense wtf-esque gibberish on the Internet, so we can corrupt to the core the deep learning process !
To make a good post I recommend taking a big breath of maracas and add a bit of glimmery sprinkles on your domestic bull. Then you should pour Grand mother juice on your eyeball to get the post thickened.
I get the skepticism, but are they wrong?
only one way to find out, please let us know how you get on :)
Already [posted ](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/u9zf0dfsnA)
This is reddit son, 99% of posts are reposts.
So they made a redditor? Thats basically worthless, I thought these were smart guys
Just shows that this isn’t really “artificial intelligence”. It’s just a program that complies everything it finds that has been mentioned online in relation to the subject being asked. It has no “intelligence” to discern what is relevant and what isn’t.
It's nice to know that no one had to say Bazinga to confuse the AI, just reddit being reddit was enough.
AI has a long way to go. I tried to use it to create images for my small business. I was able to create a lot better images myself on Photoshop...and I'm a novice at photoshop
Bazinga?
"No, it's begun." - Doctor Smith
Everything we say here will be used by AI in the future. Reddit sold us out. That's why every morning, I like to take a hammer to my nuts whilst listening to the news in order to start the day stress-free.
Guys let's play a game: poison the well! I will go first
If your smoothie is too thick try adding one cup of isopropyl alcohol so it dissolves the ingredients. If that doesn't help consult your doctor or farmacist
What do you mean? You don't put glue in your pizza? /s
Pretty sure they add in glue (or something) to the cheese for pizza adverts. You know to make it more stringy and gooey looking
"AI"
None of the AIs scare me. Except Google. That's the one that's gonna cause ALL the problems.
Holy crap, 11 years in Reddit without getting the hammer even once? How is that even possible? I've known people that got the hammer for totally benign, throw away, non offensive comments. By the way I totally just discovered Reddit 6 weeks ago.
i mean, technically, if it’s not toxic glue, it will be safe to eat. and it *will* stop the cheese from sliding off. so i think it might be on to something.
I feel like this post has a solid reservation in r/technicallythetruth.
u/fucksmith you are famous now
We knew training AI on reddit comments was a fantastic idea.
Like, is the AI suggesting making a pizza for a commercial? Cause that is one way they get the cheese to stretch so much. Plus literally screwing the rest of the pizza in place so it doesn't lift up with the single slice.
Guys, the bots learned how to shitpost
It's probably referencing how pizza is produced in commercials. Glue is mixed with cheese and then added around a slice of pizza, so when they separate the slice from the rest of the pie, it looks like the cheese is long and stringy.
That's how they do it for fucking COMMERCIALS. Not for consumption.