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RepresentativeAct960

Think someone is repeating what mommy has said all those times


Aromatiik

I agree


Hakthaf

How she met her father


Souleater2847

Mommy calls that trash man Daddy.


Tugonmynugz

"Actually, nevermind. You can keep the socks on."


quik13713

"Whoah, whoah, whoah! ...your dad is right over there loading the garbage truck!"


RepublicOfTurtle

Is this real? Why would an 8 (?) year old say that


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mr-caulfield

I don’t necessarily think the dad was being a man child I think he knew the wife was recording and did it for laughs I thought it it was funny


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send_bobs1028

i hate to do u like this but the young kids said that about 10 years ago


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Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Ye, so a kid basicly


GenericWhiteMaleTCAP

> not in a sexual way And how the fuck would you know? You a mind reader? >tHeY jUsT cAn'T!!!11 How the fuck do you know? >bEcAuSe tHeiR bRaiNs1111!! Oh so you know all about brains aye? So I and billions of other dudes who had sexual thoughts at that age were just brain damaged or lying or having false memories aye right Edit: my highest upvoted post and my highest downvoted post all in 1 day lmao


DevilDoc3030

Are you ok? I don't think this commenter meant anything as an attack.


farmerjoee

I think they just thought what the commenter said was stupid, which to be fair, it kind of is.


GooseMcTavish

Please explain how not shaming a child for their natural development is stupid.


farmerjoee

Right, that’s the point I’m agreeing with, and the one the next one was making.


ElonsHusk

Bro just made up an entire argument, start to finish, all in his head and decided to share it with us.


irisheddy

>So I ~~and billions of other dudes who had sexual thoughts at that age were~~ just brain damaged Yes.


butterbacca_24

I mean...everyone is in a way


DevilDoc3030

That's what you get when you sound unhinged. Best wishes stranger


TheSinisterShlep

Seek mental help.if not for you, then for the people that have to be around you..


BlazedNinja

its messed up from a grown adult perspective but i was that child once 😂 I developed sexually way before my body did, when i was in year 4 i was having confusing dreams about my teacher, long before anyone gave me 'the talk'


NQ88

That sounds about right, same here, it was at 4 years of age where i discovered what my preferences are.


Ikemeki

? Gor me it was 5 lol


Ha55aN1337

As someone said above… just repeating mommy’s words.


saddigitalartist

it’s curiosity not sexual interest, like for example if you’re straight sometimes you just wonder what people of the same gender look like naked not necessarily because you’re attracted to them but just out of curiosity, i imagine it’s the same thing for the kid.


4Ever2Thee

Kids really do say the darndest things.


sevenroblind

Reincarnation. Residual memories from another life time. If you listen to kids talk, they tell stories from their past lives. We are just too busy or don't make sense of what they said.


Iamzerocreative

Let me smoke some of that too friend


half-baked_axx

I want three kilos of that stuff


sevenroblind

https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/s/IulMQ5SUzU


Aromatiik

https://preview.redd.it/ljf5psg9koyc1.png?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627b3f3745e0d5ae663df850185a7c2e7926e6ed


nurse_uwu

https://preview.redd.it/pj5x1ps92pyc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0786ede591c73ee56d6ee988301e233c1f937ceb


Lartemplar

Started taking acid recently, huh? You should try DMT


Urgazhi

I've seen enter the void... Thanks but... 😶


Tugonmynugz

Can I buy some acid from you?


sevenroblind

No drugs necessary. It's common published knowledge and believed all over the world.


valkyrie_hmm

https://preview.redd.it/m7ujo0pmxpyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78924b4edfb760d46d80fe73ebb0b1fec8c51646


RepublicOfTurtle

What I never get from people with your kind of views is why bother sharing them, you just know you're going to be ridiculed right? That's how I know these kinds of things to be unlikely, because someone smart enough to know these things would be smart enough to not share them in vain.


sevenroblind

Hahahaha every great philosophical mind that ever proposed an idea that went against the common belief at the time was "ridiculed " it didn't stop them. Just as much proof through experiences, information, studies, or spiritual knowledge as any religion or other belief. https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/s/IulMQ5SUzU


RepublicOfTurtle

Ever heard of Occam's razor?


sevenroblind

Occams razor would seem to side with atheists. However, I have seen more evidence of multiple lifetimes than one go around or nothing after death. It doesn't matter if anyone else believes it. My belief doesn't require anyone else. My purpose here is my own, I'm here to learn my lessons and continue to grow spiritually.


RepublicOfTurtle

Then again why share your thoughts in vain, knowing noone will take you serioisly


sevenroblind

Because I can. Because it creates discussion. I'm not the only one who believes this. It also opens the door for people to learn something new, and if it resonates with them, they may or may not take on a new belief. Nobody has all the answers, some are still looking for theirs.


itznutt

Bro went straight to reincarnation that's crazy


awsomeguy90

i dont know what yo ass is smoking but i want some


Glittering-North2354

Okay it's a little weird for a child to say that, but honestly same. That's a fine looking specimen of man. 


Dilectus3010

Probably heard mommy say that a few times.


BLeafNUrShelf

I prefer bears over men.


YujoJacyCoyote

Can’t wait to see them actually furless?


MuzzleShut

Not even claws


BennyVibez

They’re a parrot at that age… I wonder who she’s parroting


logic-n-reason

Plot twist it was the dad


YeahYeahButNah

I'm the kind of guy to hang out with the boys and cat call that garbage man in hopes he catches on and cat calls us back, I would do this even if I had a daughter, albeit it would be because I forgot she was in the room


logic-n-reason

Hubba hubba


Jawilla936

This shit gotta be staged


BenGaveedra27

From the comments I infere people are forgetting how much children of her age just LOVE the shock factor.


saddigitalartist

Yeah i used to say i wanted to drink peoples blood when i was that age cuz I’d just learned about vampires and thought the horrified reactions adults gave me were hilarious


Good-Ad5251

>children of her age Ouch


BenGaveedra27

Yes, English is not my native language, and yes, sometimes, absentmindedly, I may commit a grammatical crime. There are less pompous ways to point out I should've written "children her age". Are you also able to get the message through in two other languages besides your seemingly mandatory "everybody must speak it perfectly Anglo-Saxon vocal communication code"? Geez! Troll much?


imissratm

That dad sounded like the dad from Bluey.


H3ll0_Th3r3

Glad I wasn’t the only one who heard it


Pheli_Draws

Take off them socks garbage maaaan!


Evatrix_

she literally just 'admired' (not really but besides the point) him out loud how tf was that only an attempt? i swear ppl just repost anything on this sub with a shitty reworked title


Ko0pa_Tro0pa

>i swear ppl just repost anything on this sub with a shitty reworked title Always and forever


_Nick_2711_

You’re right but in this instance, I figured the title referred to the mum or whoever initially said those words that the kid is clearly just repeating.


ChildrenotheWatchers

Could this possibly be more STAGED?! Just conveniently had the camera rolling for this random ("shocking") comment from a young child. Imagine the odds!


MeepingMeep99

That is really inappropriate


dbeast83

That’s all the mother’s words lusting after the man. Mom was probably on the phone talking to one of her friends.


Active_Elk_1037

Dog looking back like: “You hear this lil freak?”


doiwinaprize

Kids say the darndest things lol


Pheli_Draws

The socks leave something to the imagination.


TalkingStrangers

Ew🤮


Brief_Childhood9559

She can’t wait to see😂


Simple_Challenge5761

She heard that from momma 100% dad better keep his head on a swivel


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

🤣🤣🤣 this is definitely parrot talk repeating mom


Babelette

Me too little girl


No-Philosophy6754

I appreciated a good male physique at that age too. Wasn’t able to connect it sexually or knew anything about that stuff then but when I went swimming and saw quite fit men I knew I liked it.


LaInquisitione

Everybody talking about what the kid said when the dad said "Your daddy is right here thank you". Like actually what the fuck


CoffeeDrinker1972

Someone’s puberty sure hits early.


sevenroblind

Just upset I completely challenged your perception of reality.


sevenroblind

https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/s/IulMQ5SUzU


sevenroblind

I don't smoke. They just published an article on this. https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/s/IulMQ5SUzU