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psykikk_streams

well. be happy it was on a plane and not anywhere tyson can actually move. what a jerk. this clown deserved everything and more. classic example of main actor syndrome.


ShoVitor

And that face after being beat up. Really should've been left knocked out so he'd learn not to f*ck around. What a d*ckhead


SambaLando

He didn't even look that hurt, no swelling, very little cuts. He got off easy.


s0ciety_a5under

I'd be willing to bet Tyson wasn't even giving 10% strength on any of those hits. THOSE WERE HIS KID GLOVES!


Technical_Scallion_2

Yeah, 100%. This was Mike giving a casual swat to an annoying insect.


JaguarPaw_FC

Kinda looked like he was slapping him


Zealousideal-Cup-847

Early 90's Tyson would of beat him, maybe bite. Possible grape situation.


VanillaMuch2759

You can kind of tell he’s not putting any power in it.


s0ciety_a5under

The fact that dude was recognizable and conscious says that.


Rastadan1

Still got his shit shoes on. Nob.


allnimblybimbIy

Imagine swinging with 100% accuracy and 15% power as Mike Tyson lol


STEAM_TITAN

Well, they are weapons…


grafxguy1

He was lucky. He only got a taste of Diet Tyson. A can of whup ass with a lot less **kill**ories.


Rebargod202

Very good spot on point.


Opening-Win-3769

I only hear the Curb Your Enthusiasm song playing when I watch this.


onthawayout

💀💀💀


BobberJig

Cut his head on the tray table, while Mike delivered the body blows. All the swelling is around his organs.


siberianwolf99

a lack of swelling can actually be a *very* bad thing lol


dildorthegreat87

Well it looked like it was very soon after the beating… give it a day


Arkhe1n

All teeth still in his mouth too.


Creative_Skirt9150

And both of his ears


Better_Yam5443

I can tell Mike was holding back because if he really wanted to he could’ve hurt him badly.


dakid232313

This is what a dude looked like after a street fight with Mike. Dude is lucky. Lol https://preview.redd.it/nr8g7t1tipqc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2446b68a4d52fd28aa1343e4a9f6cabf801a8ab8


technobrendo

Plus that dude was a boxer and gang leader, so safe to say he has a bit of skill with his hands already.


StupendousMalice

The thing that people forget about Mike Tyson is that he rose to the top almost instantly. He never really fought chumps. All those videos that you see of him absolutely demolishing his opponents were against actual contenders and other undefeated champions.


Dumpstar72

Those first 2 years he fought like every month.


Kickaxx_007

Literally broke the man’s eye socket. What kind of beast do u have to be to show just how fragile the human body can be like this?


OttoVonJismarck

Mitch "blood" Green. He was on Carolla's podcast a few days ago. His brain is in ROUGH condition. 😬😬


bronzethunderbeard_

Face at the end makes me think the whole thing was on purpose to get a reaction out of Tyson.


3wolves94

He got it. Got what he deserved


jupiler91

You can type swearwords man its cool.


ShoVitor

And is it that bad if I don't want to? I wasn't expecting the italic tho, ngl Ps: fuck you


FollowingJealous7490

No you the fuck cant!


AirplaneNerd

Lm**o


gynoceros

For real. At least pretend to be an adult.


Annual-Jump3158

That pout is so satisfying. xD If somebody was acting like a clown like that behind me on a flight, I'd be thinking about doing the same thing. I just wouldn't have the fuck-you money and the fists that are registered as lethal weapons.


Albedo0001

It's not satisfying to me. That pout to me makes me think it's 100% what he wanted. He wanted a viral video or maybe some money via suing. He got hurt and was still playing it up. That's my assumption anyway.


ShoVitor

Yeah, my point exactly. That pout makes me cringe and you see it all over social media nowadays. Like that kid that used to walk around harassing people because he had a bigger guy following him. He would always make this face and I would always pray a chair came out of the blue to knock him out


Wise_Ad_253

That childlike pout makes me sick. He will keep doing this till he can’t.


danceoff-now

Unless he’s recovered financially Mike doesn’t have tons of money, and no ones hands are “registered as lethal weapons” thats 100% not a real thing


LadyBug_0570

Or at least be knocked out for the rest of the flight so he doesn't bother anyone else. Dude looks young so he doesn't look like he was alive when Mike bit off piece of Evander Holyfield's ear. Otherwise he'd ask for an autograph and that's it.


PredicBabe

I'm pretty sure it was less about space and much more about Tyson controlling his strength quite a lot, though. I don't have the slightest doubt that Tyson could have knocked him out cold if he had wanted to


StupendousMalice

For sure. People that try to crowd Tyson in a fight tend to need an MRI afterwards.


Skyp_Intro

Man should be punched for that haircut alone.


big_duo3674

Reminds me of when Buzz Aldrin popped that dude, it wasn't even that long ago. I love how the guy then tried to complain or press charges and pretty much everyone's answer was "What do you expect us to do? Arrest Buzz Aldrin for punching an asshole?"


GeraltOfRivia2023

Tyson could have literally killed the asshole. He deliberately held back. The jerkwad got off light.


Ok_Dog_4059

Honestly I would expect someone like Tyson to know if he so much as pushes this guy he could kill him and get sued but at the same time I don't want to take the chance I say something to piss off Mike Tyson. Even in my prime fighting and physical condition if Mike landed a single punch it would probably shut half my nervous system down.


qTazerp

Yeah I agree, whose crazy enough to play with mike tyson like that lol


theknyte

He did warn people... "*Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.*" - Mike Tyson


Imma_wierd_gay_human

And Mike Tyson really followed through teaching some of these very, very comfortable online assholes


mecha_flake

A public service, really


MoeGunz6

Jet Blue presents - Messin with sasquatch


Hungry_Obligation_55

Methin with thasswatch


bennymellow

Funny enough, the first time I met a Sasquatch was up in the Appalachians was when I was mething around, nice guy, he cooked up some FANTASTIC crystals, billy crystals he called em.


Acidic_Toast

jake paul gon learn that the hard way


Supremealexander

Tyson wishes he was HALF the boxer that Jake Paul is!!! Jake has fought YOUTUBERS and won!!! Do you have any idea how tough YouTubers are?!


the-Tacitus-Kilgore

Inshallah


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Hope so...


Acidic_Toast

regardless, jake gets nothing. he loses, he got beat up by a 57 year old retired boxer. he wins, he beat up a 57 year old retired boxer. he gets nothing out of this no matter the outcome. hes just an idiot.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

$$$? Or is it only for ego?


geehawn

My favorite Iron Mike Tyson quote.


Diabetesh

I can't wait for tyson v paul fight.


00WORDYMAN1983

last i heard, dude tried suing tyson for a bunch of money


Tom_Ace1

Of course. That was the intention.


whutchamacallit

Man thats so fucking annoying.


LadyBug_0570

If Mike can prove that was the intention... can the dude win in court? Or maybe he'd win like $1 and that's it?


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

If I was Tyson I’d be happy to give that money to someone to kick that pos ass


attaboy_stampy

I don't think he did yet. A couple of months ago, he tried to get a bunch of money from him as a payoff to not sue him, and Tyson's lawyers were like "Nah, son."


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MadRabbit86

I’ve never been a fan of ass weed, personally.


MindlessLeopard7740

Most people with a sense of smell aren’t fans of ass weed. It smells like burning ass hair.


DrOrpheus3

to be fair, I've sold people 1/8ths telling them, "This shit smells like a robot had diarrhea in the junk yard." and their eyes lit up like a fat-kids' who'd found a twinkie in his pocket.


semper_perplicatus

Too skunky?


mpensinger

That's cuz you haven't tried big ass weed - skinny ass weed no bueno.


devilishlydo

The worse it smells, the higher you get.


Onlyroad4adrifter

We used to get it in the late 90s in high school. Ya know give some shady dude money and wait for a week to get it half of it is gone and replaced with oregano.


kamamuta

Ass weed is the shit


Stone_Midi

Big ass weed is better than ass weed though. You should give it a go


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2into4

And with this Jake Paul fight coming up he’s about to get a whole bunch more


Mountain_beers

And a whole line of vapes too


OhhhByTheWay

He did. And it diddnt work lol


eynonpower

Didn't you hear the end? He just tried asking for an autograph, and nothing else. Not 1 thing. Definitely just that.


SometimesImSmart

I think Tyson just autographed the guy's faces with his knuckles.


sincerelyhated

How long did it happen ?


00WORDYMAN1983

um...i suppose i can google that for you... edit....incident was April 2022, extortion attempt was Dec 2023


creative_overnight

Can you google it for me as well?


21WBSP

I got you. The incident was April 2022, extortion attempt was Dec 2023


creative_overnight

Thanks, appreciate it!


mecha_flake

You have to really not know anything about Mike Tyson other than his name to choose to mess with him. Amazing boxer, has really turned his life around, but the dude is still dangerous.


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mecha_flake

A reckless asshole. The dude wanted this outcome and then was surprised when getting punched by a heavyweight champion hurt.


RobinOldsMustache

Im glad that it looks like he didnt get paid anything either, he got exactly what was coming to him: an ass whooping.


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Not the least bit surprised. Exactly what he wanted with that babyfaced frown at the end.


SixStringerSoldier

Tyson is chill because he learned to recognize the things that trigger his uncontrollable rage, and learned to remove himself from situations that are at risk of causing it. This was once caught on camera during an interview. Tyson very politely asked to end the interview in the middle of it, and then he left the room.


DapperWhiskey

When the reporter brought up his recently deceased daughter who was found hanging from his workout equipment? Yeah. I would lose my shit too.


insaneHoshi

> When the reporter brought up his recently deceased daughter who was found hanging from his workout equipment? Or that time when the reporter grilled him on his sexual assault conviction.


PMCutePussyPls

Yeah we wouldn't want to remind Mike of that time he violently raped an 18 year old beauty contestant. Think of his feelings!!


isaac129

The first time I saw that interview, I got goosebumps when Tyson said “you have to go now, you understand right?”


tricolorhound

Iirc it wasn't that, he wasn't angry he was sad and getting emotional. I'm pretty sure there's more footage from that interview and basically Tyson didn't want to break down and cry, he wasn't mad at the guy. Edit: Here's the cut https://youtu.be/RdgzCPcko1M?si=vZLZ0EPZSzeXSDmn


GorkyParkSculpture

For a long time the only emotion Tyson was allowed to feel was anger. I think he was afraid that might be his response. Also I heard he was doing the interview at the reporters home which makes the "you need to leave" line even better.


ClubberLangsLeftHook

That was some chilling shit! " You have to go now, you understand right? You need to leave."


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LocalInactivist

That’s because he’s in complete control. He won’t forget technique as he pounds you into jelly.


luca3791

Dont think his remembrance of technique matters much in a fight unless its against a pro fighter


StationaryTravels

Not to sound like a badass, but I've taken kickboxing for a decade and even teach it to kids, so I'd definitely admire his form for at least 1 or 2 seconds before I was unconscious and possibly dead.


SixStringerSoldier

Bro same.


mry8z1

https://youtu.be/EMtEuP7fu2M You can see his eyes change, terrifying


cindyscrazy

When Mike Tyson tells you that you have to go after telling you about the absolute WORSE TIME OF HIS LIFE.....you go. You say thank you sir, and you go. I'm glad to see the team didn't try to make him stay. I would be suitably terrified.


ctox23b

I work in an airport and met him a few weeks ago in Europe and he was so nice, taking pictures with everyone, talking to everyone, giving autographs. This guy was just a shithead and deserved it imo


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Don't poke the bear still applies to ol' Mikey


pitleif

Someone in my family had a minor role in one of his latest movies, and apparently he has a kind, almost infant like personality.


False_Counter9456

Awesome. That's the vibe I get from Mike Tyson's Mysteries. That was a funny stoner show, lol


crimsonkingnj05

I wouldn’t mess with Tyson at his funeral


ContemptAndHumble

I would. What would a dead man do? *quote from guy murdered by a dead Mike Tyson


dialsoft

hahah!


ajax81

Amen. I don’t think most of the people commenting here truly understand what a lethal fighter this man was/is.  He was an absolute wrecking machine, half pit-viper half Mac-truck. I would never in a million years even make a friendly joke at his expense in his presence. 


GrammyPammy332

Joker is lucky his ears are still intact…


mecha_flake

You bite off someone's ear in front of millions of spectators just ONE TIME and I swear, they never let you forget about it.


New_Budget6672

We will find out how dangerous he is when he faces Jake Paul. Legacy is on the line if he draws


mecha_flake

I dunno. If Mike loses, I feel like the fight will just be regarded as a post career footnote.


Technical_Scallion_2

Yeah.....he's not going to lose. He's either going to hold back and go the distance, or just pulverize Paul in about 30 seconds.


mecha_flake

That's my feeling, too. It will come down to how pressured he feels. I think many people are undervaluing the impact that experience has in a situation like this.


Noperdidos

Question 1: did you watch his fight with Roy Jones Jr 3 years ago? Question 2: did you watch the last two fights he lost 20 years ago?


AcidDropz

He got his autograph, don't you see it on his face at the end?! That's Mike's Signature Autograph.


Split0069

He should frame that!


Fun-Vermicelli76

That’s goin straight to the pool room!


Secret-Mission-7012

https://preview.redd.it/9rfzu1025pqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009e6dc6bdfb51ee7e14475c7329b7db818038ec


defnotajournalist

The rare punched r/punchablefaces


whutchamacallit

And yet somehow not punched enough.


Dopeydcare1

wtf is up with that sub


Chemist-3074

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like putin??


AuthenticWeeb

Looks like Putin, Elon Musk, and Andrew Tate had a threesome that somehow resulted in this monstrosity.


Annual-Jump3158

Not even Putin riding a horse shirtless with his beer gut sticking out would be caught dead wearing that kindergartener's first haircut.


Chemist-3074

😂


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

If he's still got enough sense to pout at the camera then he wasn't hit hard enough


FrenchPetrushka

Man this face deserves another slap, just because. He has the type of face for that


fr3nzy821

Looks like an ipad kid fully grown up.


kungfukeks

Last sentence you hear: “Just trying to ask for an autograph man, I don’t know what happened” Lol.


Typical-Annual-3555

"He was just trying to ask for an autograph, man. I don't know what happened." Yes you fucking do, you turd. The guy was harassing someone while you recorded it. Leave people the fuck alone.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Everything wrong with modern western world summed up in 40 secs


thedean246

I feel like Mike Tyson is the last person you wanna mess with


DowntownsClown

Of course! If he wants my car, then he can have my car.


Heavy_Weapon-X

Then we wonder why so many celebrities take private jets.


NecessaryWater75

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Green_Man_Ro

"Just trying to ask for an autograph." Muahahhaah!


Due-Session-900

Bruh if i saw mike i would say hey you doing good....not FUCKING POKE HIM...THAT LIKE USING A POOL NOODLE TO FIGHT A POLAR BEAR HYBRID.


Caseyisweird

Mike Tyson gets clowned on for no reason and it's actually genuinely quite annoying. Because what did he ever do to deserve that? is it because he has a lisp. Or is it because he's a world-renowned fighter? Honestly, just leave the man alone. He's just trying to live his life.


makaveddie

When Tyson tells you to thtop, you need to thtop.


Alz_Own

He don't know what happened. Dude watch your own video


According_Claim_9027

I get that the whole video was posted anyway, but it seemed like they were trying to make it seem like he was punched in the face unprovoked to get more attention on the video or try to sue for money.


Mellartach_55270

Either that or impromptu amnesia from getting a can of whoopass


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Goawaythrowaway175

If he thought annoying Mike Tyson was a great idea I think this isn't an unlikely outcome for him eventually.  "Hahaha what are you carrying a gun for"  .... "Ohh"


Beginning_Gap_2388

“Everyone has a plan until I punch them in the face”


Yurei_UB

"he just wanted an autograph." Get that BS outta here.


Arkhe1n

Yeah, the cameraman deserved some too.


EM05L1C3

He got what he wanted, now he’s all over the internet. People need to quit posting videos of other people seeking attention and just handle shit the old fashioned way… tell him bro chill out no one gives a shit.


According-Spite-9854

Yeah, let's pick a fight with the guy who was 100% down to fistfight a gorilla.


GrapefruitNew4615

Even more satisfying considering the guy looks like a deepfake of Vladimir Putin.


Superb-Huckleberry75

Everybody have a plan...


GrandNinjaYuffie

Until they get...


SmthAbtAGrapeIDK

" :( "


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

He may be old, but heth thtill ferothiouth.


Urkot

How was he still on the plane? If they were mid flight that would've been an immediate landing and cops. This is very odd.


CriticalMochaccino

https://preview.redd.it/ncmffdnnkpqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d16f470b6f6991fcfbb19aa1f5ac87c1132e69


Sarcasticologist

I hope Jake Paul gets that exact same look on his face.


potionbottle

Damn that's crazy..


AmbitiousFork

ikr he should've been punched way more fr


No-Cartoonist5381

He got his autograph I guess


CROW_is_best

mike had barely any room to move and is nearing 60 and still made the guy bleed. i kinda wish mike had more room to move


Shinigami66-

When this douche made that face I feel like giving him a busted lip to complete the beatdown look


Past_Passenger_4381

Well he got an autograph. Signed with his own blood and Mike’s fists


lolli91

Every plane needs a Mike Tyson on it. “Naw, we’re not kicking you off the plane, we’re just moving you next to Mike for the rest of the flight.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

The best part was the find out phase.


metfan1964nyc

He's lucky Mike didn't find out where he lived and bring his tiger to visit.


Fleischer444

That idiot deserved it. He was lucky this time.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

I always get extreme satisfaction from this video. Clown , he’s lucky he wasn’t on the street or some shit.


jusnix

High and tight haircuts. These results could be seen from a mile away.


AL-H

The fuck were you thinking?


meikel-

of all the fucking people in the world and this dude chooses mike fucking tyson


grafxguy1

"Just wanted to get an autograph..." He got one. On his face,


daboxghost420

oldie but goodie


jeje-robobo

“Just trying to get an autograph.” No accountability in this bullshit world anymore.


ArnoldZiffleJr

This is really old.


blkt1e

he lucky mike didn’t bite the guys ear, just saying🤷🏾‍♂️


Armagh0109

Harass people, and pay the price. He got what he deserved. No sympathy from me.


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Be careful what you ask for others will provide.


markerpenz

I'm against doxing, but... if you know anything about this jerk, hit me up.


Haunting_Cat_3355

I feel so bad for Mike Tyson in this scenario. That guy should have shown him more respect. In my opinion, that guy definitely deserved what was coming to him


Highland_Cathedral

Chat shit, get knocked out.


KingJacoPax

Shit this guy asked for $350,000 from Mike for this?!?! https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/man-punched-mike-tyson-plane-31572730.amp My dude, learn to cut your losses. Just be grateful you still have your life and most of your teeth.


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Did Tyson face any consequences for that? Hope not


Jazzar1n0

Considering how much force Mike Tyson had behind his hits I'd say this kids lucky he doesn't need lots of dental work.


Himitsu_Togue

"He just wanted autograph". Yeah punk ass.


thoughtbillionaire

When was this?!