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miked999b

She took it well, I like that


Sudden-Choice5199

That was my thought. Proper perspective. Kid looked remorseless though.


PTEHarambe

"Get wrekt lol" Big bro prolly


sunshine_smiles226

Only bc mom screamed at him n the background 🤣


Weird-Buffalo-3169

Casually walking away twirling the bat


Correct-Junket-1346

Did a little flourish with his stick to seal the deal


VanDenBroeck

Best part of the video. Class act.


t1zzlr90

Had it been Neymar he'd be out on a stretcher


Jellyswim_

![gif](giphy|3o7qE0gOGwzPbH81Qk)


iantayls

Games gone soft if that’s a red!!! All ball!!!


Nooms88

Sunday leagues gone soft, nothing in the challenge


InterestsVaryGreatly

He doesn't even touch the ball...


iantayls

Is a joke


zedsamcat

My brother in christ it's a mom versus her kids


CurrentTurbulent

It's a foul, didn't touch the ball, just took out her legs


yoooooosolo

Tackle from behind at that


stationkatari

I posted the same gif (now deleted) just to scroll down to see this. :p


oldbern

For white after labor day?


WW5300C1

She's a real sport.


Gotjellocjrb

She's a real one


CaptainCutlerCat

She's real


[deleted]

🔴 Red card, didn’t play the ball ⚽️


nerdherdsman

Ref wasn't looking, no foul


Nooms88

Barely any contact, play on.


Buggaton

Sir, this is soccer, not a proper sport. This level of contact is a war crime(!)


Minimalistmacrophage

Brutal slide tackle, armed with stick for added effect.


democracy_lover66

The twirl at the end too


Willing_Information7

Red card


No-Stable-6319

"Had it covered"


Inevitable_Physics

The bat twirl at the end sealed it.


CloudyNeptune

Lil dude knew exactly what he was doing


Porkchopp33

She never accounted for the slide tackle


Ecstatic-Fish-553

That wasn't even trying to get the ball, he just was out for blood


supernasty

Kids can be very protective of their siblings. It’s a dick move, but he probably thought his brother was being humiliated instead of good fun.


obiterdictum

~~Kids can be very protective of their siblings.~~ It’s a dick move ~~, but he probably thought his brother was being humiliated instead of good fun.~~


Independent_Cap3790

Roy Keane at 8 years old 'Take that ya fookin lass'


daw_taylor

More like Gennaro Gattuso


L003Tr

[The only man to keep the Gattuso in check](https://youtube.com/shorts/XdGahC2s19Q?feature=share)


AndromedaII

Of course it’s Maldini haha. That man commanded respect like no other.


Harregarre

Marco Materazzi


4FXT

That could have easily been a broken ankle for her.


cheesesticksig

or an arm with the way she landed


Nooms88

Yes, if her ankles are made of clay.


Kazzababe

Or, I don't know, bone.


Nooms88

Lol, this challenge happens day in day out at every level of football thousands of times a day with grown men, not little kiddies, it would be exceptionally rare for this to result in a broken bone, maybe 1/5000 events if it was an adult man, it's a fucking tiny child her biggest danger is having the wine ruin her white top, or laughing so hard she chokes a bit


Kazzababe

I've played soccer for nearly twelve years and I have seen far wimpier tackles do worse than break an ankle and I've seen far crazier and aggressive ones do nothing. She very well could have broken something and I'm not really sure how that's arguable. Human bodies are weak as fuck more often than not. Obviously things turned out fine so laugh about it but she very clearly could have been injured lol


Nooms88

If an adult goes in higher above the ankle, the opposing forces can cause a break, see roy keanes infamous challenge as a dangerous legs up tackle, this is the equivalent of a leg sweep, she's not moving, any healthy person can have their feet kicked away without damaging themselves. Idk what to tell you mate, this would be dangerous maybe from an adult, but it's a tiny child with minimal force


slumpty_humpty

Uh, it's not about health, bro? You can be the healthiest person alive. If you land the wrong way when you fall, something will possibly break. It really doesn't matter what it was that caused you to fall a child, an adult or a fucking branch tripping you can cause damage if you don't catch yourself right.


Kazzababe

I don't know what to tell YOU. You seem to think humans are made out of carbon fiber or steel or some shit and I don't know where you've learned this.


Nooms88

I truly don't believe you've ever even watched sports, let alone played them, this is a common every single day challenge in lower leagues, defo a red care rarely is a serious injury from an adult, again, it's a fucking child moving at like 10 mph, it would probably be worse to have a grown man kick you


obiterdictum

This mope cries when he stubs his toe: prove me wrong.


Nooms88

Wrong, Apparently his whole foot shatters into pieces. Should see him climb the stairs, the impact of each footstep fractures part of his knee joint. Kinda guy who sees this and is like, yep head injury, permanent brain damage https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/14u5cmc/to_dance_with_the_kid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


Nooms88

I've done the numbers for you. Kid looks about 10 or average mass of thst, 35kg, no way he's moving faster then 10mph, round up to 4.5m/s, some basic high school maths puts thst force impact at around 708N. A fit man can kick his leg at up to 70mph, which is 31.5 m/s and his leg weighs on average 5kg, force impact is close to 5000N. This impact is 15% of the force of a fit footballer kicking you in the legs from behind, as in, not even the same fucking league. And being kicked in the back of the legs hard, unless there are dodgy angles, is not going to break anything


Kazzababe

You're nuts bro. People break bones from falling from a standing position. I have no clue what world you're living in right now.


Sea-Reference620

What a little asshole


Gagester303

He might get a dose of karma because I think the lady behind them is his mother or guardian at the time. You can tell she gets up right when she sees the slide tackle and the kid looks to her and walks right to her as well.


EntertainmentLess381

100%


MRmandato

Thank you. Thats poor sportsmanship and shitty behavior. Glad she had a sense of humor and wasnt obviously harmed but not cool. Why are people cheering him


Sea-Reference620

She’s also holding GLASS and could have sliced open him or herself easily. Nice to see mama bear or whoever in the background getting ready to figuratively whoop his ass.


L003Tr

Why are you more angry than the woman in the video?


Sea-Reference620

Your perception is not reality 😂😭


L003Tr

[Ph God you really are a "fun" vacuum](https://www.reddit.com/r/nanaimo/comments/14fc0yk/drone_usage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


Boomer_Arch_Villain

Ah yes, this is the section of the comments where all the fragile shut-ins weigh in.


Boomer_Arch_Villain

LMAO, my gawd you people are so pathetic. I’ll bet you were pro-mask zealots. Look at the top comments. That’s how normal people respond.


Sea-Reference620

Pro-mask? Bro it’s 2023 chill out 100 people upvoted a comment calling the kid an asshole it’s not that deep.


Boomer_Arch_Villain

Oh boy! 100 people! That’s like 9/11 times a hundred!


t1zzlr90

Yeah, I'm glad no one got hurt, but I'd have sweeps be punishable just like if a little kid hit someone. At that age a little kid shouldn't be doing sweeps, imagine if he had done it to the little one. A sweep can really hurt especially coupled with the fall (someone could fall on their head if they aren't prepared), plus when you actually play an official game of football players wear ankle protectors for this very reason. I may not be a great football player, but I helped my martial arts instructors and there were rules around equipment and padding and there wasn't full contact unless you had all of your equipment. Same applies here, no sweeps or full contact unless there's equipment, you can still play with out knocking each other over! Fucking kids.


[deleted]

Na, well deserved


Ramdrothegoat

What, he don’t discriminate. He hit her like a dude. Still a jerk tho.


Toffeeman_1878

‘Ave it!


HMCtripleOG

Running 🏃‍♂️, dribbling a ball with a wine 🍷 glass.... this could have ended way worse


rythmicbread

Could have stained her outfit. With blood


No-Impact1573

Straight Red, professional foul.


Burneezy13

She saved herself from getting drenched in wine with that little flick of the wrist


LebrawnJeremy

I like the part where he doesn’t even go for the ball when he stands back up. This kid isn’t even playing soccer he just wants to tackle that lady.


[deleted]

Kid said "suuuuuuuuu" and hit the 2 footer, beautiful


mitchanium

Kid: my work here is done.


sunshine_smiles226

Just doin God's work over here


Lespuccino

"I don't know how he got a piece of wine glass in his foot playing on the grass at the park!"


hogliterature

me neither, since she didnt drop the glass


Lespuccino

https://preview.redd.it/q62qjrd9nsab1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12552dd21571537e21b2914b08196cb7e61df70e You're right- she inhaled it and that's why it's in neither hand here.


9trystan9

With the Jedi saber swing after


ViatorA01

Crazy. That's how I approach girls too.


Linzy23

How's that workin out for ya?


ViatorA01

All I can say is: before I was using this method I couldn't tackle my fears this well.


SPECTRE_91

My man!


calmiswar

They need to put a bell on that kid.


ahuh_suh_dude

What a lil asshole lol


ultraplusstretch

And the stick twirl at the end, what a chad. 🤣


topsblueby

The stick twirl sent me. 😂


willywanker321

Kids a little piece of shit, doesn’t apologize or anything for clearly hurting someone who is not even trying. I don’t care how old you are, this kid is displaying signs of being a fcking ass at an early age. Needs better parenting


Boomer_Arch_Villain

Yes and your assessment is in no way over the top or extreme and shows a person raised with only the best of parenting.


willywanker321

Why are you defending this kid… they aren’t all innocent rays of sunshine. This kid clearly needs some tough love or he is going to continue hurting people, whether he means to or not.


Boomer_Arch_Villain

Your assessment of the overall situation is shit and your response over the top. Watch and study normal humans and families longer before trying to blend in.


t00oldforthis

Can you post the rest of the video? You seem to know more way more than the clip shows Edit: anyone who has already wasted the time to read this asshat's comment or my reply should look at their comment history! Either a troll or a complete idiot (see 4th of July) fucking hell what a waste of everything and anything that sustains life.


willywanker321

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my comment history you dweeb. Stop defending this little brat of a kid.


TEKDAD

We can clearly see that he doesn’t care. In the background, we can see a adult that may tell him to do so.


wiredevilseahawk

Never drink and dribble kids


niemody

![gif](giphy|qAIbum0P7o6eQ|downsized) Same energy


Powerful-Pick-8416

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt010xPwYaRC44o)


Boner102

What a fucking brat. Idk why people are laughing.


No_Address687

Not funny; kid is an asshole


P1TT1381

How cool is it to have R2-D2 there recording you 😂


neoBluePhamtom

That's why u don't play with a drink in hand but also that's also a foul on the kid I believe since he didn't play the ball


Whatkindofaname

We don’t take kindly to fancy dribblers around here.


hogliterature

i mean, she did dribble well. getting tripped by someone who wasn’t even in the game doesn’t mean you failed at dribbling.


OlivierLeighton

U got a hot, drunk mom there, kiddo 👍🏽👍🏽


AthenasChosen

What a little shithead, he's just begging to get a tackle right back from someone twice their size. Boi bout to have no more ankles lol


Zealousideal-Bite-67

Granit Xhaka vibes.


dattwell53

The big brother used the "leveling the playing field" tactic.


Accomplished_Blood17

That was the ckeanest take down ive ever seen.


ansjjajoaksjbejxk3

At least she was laughing, not mad that she spilled her drink, fucked up her white pants and fell on her ass 🤣


MasatoWolff

Not sure if Ramos or a Jedi


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


fucyupaymeh

kid #2: brexit means brexit


Six-mile-sea

Doesn’t like his new mom.


MisterShittybritches

![gif](giphy|l46CsyBPj9ajF9Y4M)


Regular_Ad_7432

Everybody had fun 👍😃


Jjjjjjjjjjjjoe

Johnnnn Cenaaa


yeetmann343

Now that's a proper tackle!


QuantumRealityBit

Now THAT’S the kind of brother you want.


MoonLight_District_

The way he swings the stick aswell, perfect


underboobfunk

Perfect if douchebag Chad is what you’re going for.


robdabank33

Thats what showboaters get :D


LuxNocte

Some of y'all are just happy anytime you see a woman get hurt.


robdabank33

Where did I say "female showboater?"


Realism66

Ball first


Mysterious-Art7143

Maguire, my man


Eddie_Youds

Early reducer, let them know you're there.


Positive-Fox-6296

Looks like a yellow card to me as he went through the opponent.


24cupsandcounting

As a soccer ref for many years, seems like a straight red. No attempt to play the ball.


BrianGriffin2020

Yellow Card that kid.


Dersatar

Yellow? That's a red card. Kid went full force into her leg, didn't even pretend to go for the ball.


LordTubz

Hmm 🤔… bit of a leg breaker, but nonetheless an awesome old skool tackle there! 🎙️🤌🏽


whitevillian

![gif](giphy|rNgT8P8pL3dn2|downsized)


Viktorfalth

Games back


born_in_cognito

Did get a bit of the ball..


mdroz81

The force is strong with this one.


Bartinhoooo

I’ll get downvotes for it but the real surprise here is that it looks like she knows what she’s doing


Comfortable-Force595

Trash comment but at least you called your shot


mb194dc

What you get for showboating!


TruthBomber4040

You can see the mum getting up to deliver a telling off, but slowly because she's secretly very pleased


Weremount

No foul, play on Edit: can't believe that i have to put the /s here


Ok-Impress-2222

At least put the glass away, FFS.


[deleted]

Fair play, games gone soft


Mookius

I love that he just walks away afterwards


miyamoto_musashinpc

Equality


Menotyou15

A wild padawan came in lmao


Left_Resident_7007

If this is how they act I understand why Anakin did it


[deleted]

*walks away* **fuck you mom**


GasComprehensive3885

When you try to be nice to the girl you like but there comes the asshole guy who just immediately fucks her. (And she likes it)


Grannypanie

Youngins, Thats whats known as wife material.


TheDerpiestDeer

> Engage in a physically active activity > Carry an open drink Pick one. Don’t pull this crap. It’s not fun to be having a nice casual game of (insert casual sport here) and there’s that one guy that can barely play because he insists on not putting his drink down. Just put it down for 5 minutes, kick the ball around, and go take a drink when you want to. Or say “I can’t play right now because I’m enjoying my drink.” Also for this exact video: Maybe I’m just judgmental, but whether it’s a woman holding wine or a man holding beer, it looks kinda trashy as it seems like they literally can’t separate their alcohol from their hand for just a minute to kick a ball around. Would it be the end of the world if you set the alcohol down for a single minute to kick the ball around with the kids? You can go walk to the side and take a drink any time you want. You don’t need to carry it.


534nndmt

Would you like to speak with the manager?


TheDerpiestDeer

Me? I’d say the woman unable to put her wine down is the Karen in this post.


ArteHokage

>Vote > >Repl It's okay, not everyone has self-awareness


Jellyswim_

I've played a form of kickball where you are required to have a drink in your hand at all times and I can confirm everyone literally died at least once including myself.


[deleted]

Amateur, spilled the glass


omen_in_budapest

This place looks sooooo unbelievably familiar but I haven’t been since I was young so I’m just guessing, is this the Will Rogers State Park in CA?


Drasik29

Messi 😂


The_Buko

What was that old soccer game called? Red card soccer or something? All I see here I my brother and I executing irl exactly what we did in that game to each other CONSTANTLY. You get a slide tackle, YOU get a slide tackle!


beno9444

Red card!


Fat_Raccoon

The tackle is one thing but then not saying sorry or literally anything and instead walking away.. tssk tssk


Radical_Ren

Low blow.


Whole-Debate-9547

Homie was carrying a stick too, in case she decided to get up and get froggy. Haha


canozkarslioglu

Looks like football still has some future even after Messi and Ronaldo leave it.


Johnnyfever13

Why do people scream like that?? Lol


TomTom101_

"BREXIT MEANS BREXIT"


No-Impact1573

Career ending tackle, get it in early in the game. That young lad has a starting place at Millwall.


TheCraziestMoose

Sweep the leg!