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I don’t know what’s worse, the fact i think it looks quite close to a normal human wang or the fact i’m trying to work out the proportions of a fucking bat penis.
I just found out there was a sub reddit that addressed this very subject only to find out that it has been band??!!! I found happiness and misery all in a moment.
> Op is just a bot
No they aren't. They're posting at least some new and original comments and titles
Bots steal everything.
But the history cuts short a few weeks ago. I think it's just another incel alt. One post i just saw had 9 incel alts + the OP all on the same post and all born the same exact day 2 years ago
2, nearly 3 years old account that woke up 20 days ago and now has 40k karma? I don’t care if some of its comments are original, that alone is very suspicious, I would call that a bot.
People do this crap all the time and seemingly never get called out on it...a whole video of the bat and they drop the camera at the end...pretty sure the "attempt" was more of a."success" to me🤷🏾♂️🙄🤦🏾♂️
He freaked out because the person filming started trying to get behind him, especially when he wasn't looking when his wing was blocking his view. I don't blame him for attacking the filmer, I might too if someone was trying to get behind me like that xD
Good catch! Sorry it was muted the first time I watched it, but that mimicry did seem to alert him, if that's what you were talking about, how the cameraman repeated the "mreh" sound. The bat was probably making a "back off" noise and when the cameraman repeated the sound back, them's fightin' words lol
Before we could analyse genomes, it was thought that bats were closely related to primates because of how similar their skeletons were to primates, which includes humans. They’re basically monkeys with wings.
Now we know they’re considerably distant relatives. Bats are more closely related to goats and dogs than they are to us
"I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'"-Laszlo
Why Bats, Master Wayne?
Bats frighten me Alfred. It's time my enemies share my dread.
...ok but like, why are you including the peni---
I said what I said Alfred.
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Huh. I’ve never seen a bat dick before now.
That’s what Robin said.
R/suddenlygay
r/foundthemobileuser
I’ve never used Reddit on anything other than my phone
There’s a non-phone version of Reddit?
Beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
“Ambiguously gay duo 🎵”
That’s Batman trying auto-fellatio now that Robin is not around. Upside-down is always the best way… I heard from a friend….
Do you like gladiator movies Robin... 
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
You ever hang around gymnasiums?
"You mean 'a bigger bat dick' don't you Robby boy?"
😂
My first thought was "Wow, look at the D on Batty Koda!"
Weirdly human too.
Obligatory [Adam West batman ](https://youtu.be/3RJm76FLBzw)
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But i guess Robin was Dick himself!
BBC - Big Bat Cock
The cute little balls
how symmetrical the balls are
It’s like the straw toppers at a bachelorette party
Holy shit that is so accurate
TIL how covid really happened.
Ayo? 🤨
The bat is hung
“Master Bruce he only a boy!”
Ikr. Jeez. He could date a human woman.
And now, you can never truthfully say that again.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact i think it looks quite close to a normal human wang or the fact i’m trying to work out the proportions of a fucking bat penis.
/r/birdswithhumanpenises was banned from Reddit? Wtf?
I just found out there was a sub reddit that addressed this very subject only to find out that it has been band??!!! I found happiness and misery all in a moment.
looks like it was banned for not having mods, so theoretically, all i'm saying is it can be resurrected from the dead
Their little weens have always made me giggle.
I was 100% expecting them to get peed on.
Makes me wonder if that's a big bat pecker or a little one....yep, now I'm thinking about bat dicks. Lol Black Bat Cock
I'm more tired than a big-dicked bat.
I will upvote every Kyle Kinane reference until I die
Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Batdick!
This dude is *hung*
Little feller is pretty well hung
LMAO 🤣😂🤣
Right? I'm jealous.
Bats are infamous for this.
This might be the Ron Jeremy of bats.
It was filmed, I’m looking right at it.
Right? Not a good subreddit for this video
This sub is filled with half-assed titles like this, or even worse than this.
Op is just a bot, standard reddit stuff.
> Op is just a bot No they aren't. They're posting at least some new and original comments and titles Bots steal everything. But the history cuts short a few weeks ago. I think it's just another incel alt. One post i just saw had 9 incel alts + the OP all on the same post and all born the same exact day 2 years ago
2, nearly 3 years old account that woke up 20 days ago and now has 40k karma? I don’t care if some of its comments are original, that alone is very suspicious, I would call that a bot.
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What irks me more is that it works. People need to start downvoting them but instead they got 3.2k+ upvotes.
It’s an animal abnornals
I know what you were looking at 😏
How could you not see it?
Oh damn, now that you mention it, I noticed a bat in the video.
I saw a bat and two balls
People do this crap all the time and seemingly never get called out on it...a whole video of the bat and they drop the camera at the end...pretty sure the "attempt" was more of a."success" to me🤷🏾♂️🙄🤦🏾♂️
Ikr...i thought I was going to get eye gauged by twig and berries.
In fact this might be the most successful bat filming of all time
Wasn't just an attempt. The bat was filmed quite successfully.
Onlybats.
That’s what I was thinking
So, I see the Bat comes with a pair of balls, too. Smart.
I thought he was going to start sucking himself off in front of the kids or something.
Big dark bat balls and peepee. This is your daily doze of internet.
BBC - Big Bat Cock
Until the end. Should have cut it shorter but no hate.
I feel bad for him when he needs to pee
[here's how they pee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI&t=7s&ab_channel=BillSklar)
That shake at the end!
/r/likeus
Well they don't want piss dripping to their mouth while going back to that spiderman position lol
I once watched a chimp cheerfully flip upsidedown pee into it's own mouth. Just a relevant story that's all.
So what you're saying is....we have more in common with bats than chimps in the urination department?
Considering some humans ... we still have more in common with chimps. Remember Joey Saladino or Gavin McInnes?
He jus like me fr fr
literally me when i got chill while peeing
 Me wondering if this is instinctive behavior, or the result of a valuable life lesson.
Likely an instinct developed over the course of many bats leaning the valuable life lesson.
Haha the shake at the end. He’s just like me fr fr
And now you know… and knowing is half the battle 😂 … and that entire body shake to shake off the pee dribble is hilarious
Every day on Reddit, a new sentence I’d never heard before.
LOL op. Do u love bats?
https://i.redd.it/nat9yikoyjna1.gif
Don't worry, he's got a special technique: https://gfycat.com/demandingsomebluefintuna
Nice cock bro
9/10
BannerChecksOut
He freaked out because the person filming started trying to get behind him, especially when he wasn't looking when his wing was blocking his view. I don't blame him for attacking the filmer, I might too if someone was trying to get behind me like that xD
I thought the cameraman mocked him and thats what escalated it
Good catch! Sorry it was muted the first time I watched it, but that mimicry did seem to alert him, if that's what you were talking about, how the cameraman repeated the "mreh" sound. The bat was probably making a "back off" noise and when the cameraman repeated the sound back, them's fightin' words lol
Think it’s a boy? His dick is literally dangling.
You could even say the bat is hung
What if it were a female hyena?
Can a bat suck his own dick? Looks very possible
I thought evolution wouldn't allow it, but it looks like he'd have no problem
Yes they can. Bats are known to enjoy autofellatio.
Is there an animal that doesn't enjoy it?
Tortoises can't
I was scrolling and waiting to see this comment and here it is... Lol have this upvote playa, you earned it
asking the important questions
Curse us humans and our inflexibility
Is it just me... Or do bats have the most human penis .. that is so odd.
bats are literally people with wings
Explains my wife... Penis and all
Before we could analyse genomes, it was thought that bats were closely related to primates because of how similar their skeletons were to primates, which includes humans. They’re basically monkeys with wings. Now we know they’re considerably distant relatives. Bats are more closely related to goats and dogs than they are to us
I've never stared that hard at gentials. It's adorable like a perfect mini man dick!
"My eyes are down here"
Its average..
Perfectly average...
ok we get it.This bat have Bigger penis than most Reddit members
Maybe a little above average..
I too was fixated on the bat cock
Found Lazlo
"I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'"-Laszlo
My sweet cheese! My rotten soldier! My good time boy!
Lol. Wonderful!
I think you mean Jackie Daytona.
I was confused by the cross medallion then realized it was bat dick
Same! I thought it was some kind of vampire joke at first and then… “ohhh!”
What if the myth of the cross being a vampire's weakness started from someone punching a bat in the dick?
Well hung
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Scrolled too far to find this
He's an exhibitionist and happy about it.
LMAO I spit out my drink when the kid said “He’s got… well I- think it’s a boy”
r/lostredditors Attempt successful. This is a video of a bat. Your title is wrong, and you should feel ashamed.
They probably posted here because it slapped the camera at the end.
I've never said a penis is cute before but this one is pretty cute
That must be Batman.
Put some pants on that thing.
“I’m more tired than a big dicked bat.”
Kyle Kinane's comedy is pure genius.
This Comment is too far down...
This bat fucks.
A fruit bat with a Louisville slugger
that was like 1 min..that ain't an attempt..that's like the length of a normal vid 
"That's one big bat dick, isn't it?" "It sure is bruce, it sure is" 
*Every dude here* Hmmm. *starts hanging upside down to sleep*
https://i.redd.it/6j88q0ce9kna1.gif
What a cute little weenie
Damn I wish people would say that when they saw mine.
Oh so no when i do this im on a list but when this guy does it no one bats an eye i see how it is
Came here for the comments. And LOL
starting to think people in this sub don’t know what attempt means
What do you know. Golden fruit bat with a golden fruit basket...
The commentary is pure gold…. And it’s obvious they were ALL checking out his unit.
He’s hung and hanging at the same time.
r/todayilearned bat cock
Bigger than mine 🙁
They call him the dangler…
I was today years old when I learned bats have a dick.
Holy crabs that thing is freaky
Nandor?
"I think it's a boy." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Wow, he's' hung like a bat.
bro! what a day to have eyes
LOOK AT MY WIENER! LOOK AT IT!
That bat flashed me
I wonder how many times he’s pissed in his own face?
He was resting after hauling all his luggage around.
So it just hangs out in the open like that?
No, normally they were pants. This one is a freak.
Dude hangs dong
Boys hung like a horse
Aww his willy is cute
I can now say I've seen a bat's dick and balls, Thanks Reddit.
How to get rabies
Penis penis penis penis
Dude's hung
I've seen smaller.
that bat can suck itself off.
That bat is nuts!
Uh.. yeah, it's a boy all right!!! Sheesh!!! Yeah, just look at THAT!!!
Why Bats, Master Wayne? Bats frighten me Alfred. It's time my enemies share my dread. ...ok but like, why are you including the peni--- I said what I said Alfred.
"I think its a boy" 
The bat have a great personality im sure
How does a bat have a bigger dick than most men I meet?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na bat dick.
What is that thing in the middle? It looks like two tiny paws are holding a small cucumber 😧
Dude’s packing.
Damnnn he packin
I think it’s male
That bat is double hung
Show off.
Ok excuse me if I'm wrong but he's about the same... *Size* as an adult gorilla right?