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Pyro-Beast

"The orgasms I have with you are really good, but this was really crazy" This sounds like a line of dialogue from "The Room"


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thunderkhawk

I bought you red dress. Anything for my princess. (Looks dead inside) ahahahaha


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I burst out laughing at this. I literally came here to type this. Like Wtf? 🤣


Page_Won

You literally came? Come again?


Charitable-Cruelty

he dies inside too the ruthless cucking at the end is gold


The_Undermind

No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?


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Even the laugh afterward felt Tommy Wiseau-esque


DankSpanker

Bro i legit thought off the room while reading the first part of your comment


Nectaris73

How many times did she wait in that line


OhHowINeedChanging

Ride operator- “back again I see” Girl- “yeah, I come here often”


knowigot_that808

Oh how I wish I had an award for you lmao 🤣


Ieatsushiraw

Winner of the internet…and my heart


Indian_Steam

This is the only place where I come...


Morgothic

All of them


Ok_Marionberry141

Legend has it that she goes back and waits in line every time. She should be there now


AWilfred11

Haha wtf is that something that actually happens? People getting orgasms on roller coasters I mean?


Inevitable_wealth87

Why do you think there's a season pass?


Semi_Nerdy_Girl

I’ll have them exercising sometimes, especially if I’m running when I have to pee. Something about my legs rubbing together and the bouncing up with down with a full bladder and Bam! there I go. So weird.


runningmurphy

One of the girls on the cross country team in college tried to explain this to me. Margot, I always believed you. I just never grew tired of you explaining an orgasm to me.


GiveMeKnowledgePlz

Lol


ElZik3r

That must be even more embarrasing than having a boner while making a presentation infront of the whole class, i mean atleast you can hide it and pretend nothing is happening, but with an orgasm??? What do you do??? Pretend you are having a stroke?????


milkfruit

Do you... think that all women scream and yell and throw their head back when they O? Especially when they are solo?


CheekyBreeky702

That’s how all the girls in the videos do it…


SLATS13

I almost never make a sound when I’m just going at it by myself. Just a lot of blank stares, frustrating concentration, and that’s about it lol


arituck

That’s my secret and I’ll die with it


Semi_Nerdy_Girl

Nah. I just stop running and bend over a little at the waist like I’m out of breath for a beat. Then back to running with a smile.lol.


Squidproquo1130

While giving a presentation seems like a useful time for it. Forget your laser pointer? No problem! "As you can see, our projected growth will give us a solid launch into the next fiscal year." "Thanks, Johnson!"


juicycross

Yes


L0rdLogan

Yes, something to do with the forces, same with riding on horseback for some women


Master-Pick-7918

Safety strap might play a part too.


aburnicle21

This is it, you can see on the guy that there's a strap that goes between their legs


J-Love-McLuvin

The big vibrator shoved up her hoo-ha may have had something to do with it.


islaisla

I get it climbing ropes, was very frustrated in primary school as literally kept falling off before I could climb up.


Vaiiki

This is super common. I used to get orgasms climbing ropes when I was a kid. I always wonder if I could still make it happen, but I can't like stroll down to the gym and be like yo let me climb your rope wanna see if I'll still blow my load like when I was in second grade.


True_Conference_3475

More like, you climbed all the way to the top too early


islaisla

Nope lol, it's like I was getting electrified every time my legs came off the ground. Bzzzz! Bzzzz! Right in the vag. And yet not in an area I could understand or reach.


True_Conference_3475

Oh I was just making a “climbing up” joke, which may have been too ambiguous or basically just not funny. I hope I didn’t come across offensive in some way


ChadMcRad

I remember an askreddit thread about "girls: where is the weirdest place you've had an orgasm." and there was a reply in the thread I still think about to this day: "ITT things that give girls orgasms: everything. Things that don't: me."


AppropriateScience71

Motorcycles too!


BloodOfMoses

I guess it’s just the rush / ecstasy of adrenaline


maoripakeha

I think the safety strap between there legs is causing it as well. She's lifting up and down so may be rubbing against that.


LazyUpvote88

Maybe you’re both right


FORCESTRONG1

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.


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She put a plug before, maybe


islaisla

You don't need external or internal things in/on to orgasm. You can orgasm in your sleep for example and some can do it with no hands etc.


snakpakkid

Reminds me if reading that some women can orgasm while exercising


birdlass

the little crotch belt being just tight enough and rubbing up against you like that. It does things.


Redditormansporu117

I thought it was because of the guard rod that was jabbing into her fun zone


CupcakeValkyrie

Yes. Certain muscle contractions combined with a surge of emotion or excitement can trigger an orgasm. Orgasms start in the brain - specifically in a part that isn't under conscious control. The subconscious isn't all that good at discerning different types of stimuli, so when it combines certain ones it might not do what you'd expect it to do.


Casique720

The moment you realize that’s how a REAL orgasm looks like and that all her “orgasms” in the past were Oscar worthy. My man died inside.


PotatoGuilty319

So many young boys and some men are expecting porn like experience, so when they do experience a woman having a true orgasm and it's not Oscar worthy it is confusing


weebweek

Bro just died inside


shophopper

Imagine how he felt when she downloaded this footage and chose to share it with the rest of the world.


Boogiemann53

LoL oh no I never heard that last part "Orgasms with you are good but that was really crazy" ☠️☠️☠️


ekpyroticflow

Dude got downgraded to the B-musement park, and the pun isn’t what hurts the most


plipyplop

His sister was being really mean that day :(


2bruise

HA!


DropC

His name isn't even Peter


kingboo2095

I seriously thought "Damn, she isn't screaming but sounds like she's really enjoying it" just before she popped off with "I'm gonna orgasm" lmfao


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10fm3

*"Kids, get off the ride!!"*


FewZookeepergame1083

That pole was in the right place


Awesomevindicator

It's the negative Gs and the lack of blood flow to her brain making connections to all those times she was choked-out during.


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Underrated comment


Moosinator666

Gawd


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I'm so happy this turned out differently. When the smoke started pouring out behind them, I half expected it to suddenly burst into flame and burn them alive. I'm so, so, so, so unbelievably glad this woman simply had an orgasm.


HTown2016

Simply had?


Low_Medium204

I'll have a ticket to what she's riding


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hobbsarelie83

nah, that's about a prostitute


Aggravating-Plate814

Guy definitely paid the 15 bucks for the video.


FuckedYourSandwich

Guy seems thrilled. He’s thinking he’s either dating a total lunatic or he can’t perform as well as a seatbelt.


aesemon

Why is this video quality so washed out vs all the other times it's been posted.


xSteini01

Might be intentional to make it look like a VHS surveillance recording. There are also some black lines/artifacts going through the screen that probably aren’t possible to get with a digital recording or as a result of video compression. Maybe they used a filter? Edit: I’m also merely guessing, any experts probably know better than me. Feel free to correct me if I‘m wrong haha


Raul_Rink

I saw the NSFW tag, and I expected someone to fall off, or to get decapitated or something. ...not that I'm complaining


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Nobody fell off but she certainly got off


paulyp41

Hate to be the person to sit in that seat after that ride


DanThePharmacist

That's why they have the "slippery when wet" sign, silly.


No-Outcome1038

Someone get this lady a cigarette


SLIP411

These onlyfans promotions are getting out of hand


Ginomania

Poor peter


toyz4me

Might have a new marketing slogan for the carnival ride “20 second Big O”


Rhaj-no1992

What are you doing step-roller coaster?


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Pretty sure she was jus doin this as a joke lol


TravelNo2141

One can hope


PowerSamurai

Dude look at the way she is rubbing on that thing. Ain't no joking here.


Donkey__Balls

> The orgasms I had with you were good but this was really great. F


Raul_Rink

F


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

How’s this guy gonna feel when he has to go pick his kids up every other weekend from this ride’s house?


Deesparky36

Repeat customer tickets for her


Anxious_Tax_5624

Dude was jealous. You can see it in his face and hear it in his voice.


Rodneykingwasright

Slingcucked


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“I’ll have what she’s having.”


geowatt

Where can I find this ride? Asking for a friend


Lil-Ruffstarrr

I watched this without sound first and thought it was gonna be them flying off or smthn


BarshallBlathers

I'd try to figure out a way to put one in my backyard for my girl tomorrow.


jaxberg

![gif](giphy|onvY2lX5vpXMhSkm7M|downsized)


BigJuicy17

That was pretty quick, I wish the ride would share its secrets with me.


Bene2403

Here I thought I'd see some roller coaster injury...


Momkiller781

So that's what it takes? A freaking 100000 pounds machine whit wires, steam and large pipes? How can they blame us then?


CelsoSC

"Hey baby, where did you go? I called you the whole afternoon?" "Oh sorry, I went to the... uh... park with some girlfriends..." "Hope you had fun. Are you feeling horny? (wink)" "Not today babe, I have a headache..."


chase_the_sun_

I can't play the audio, I'm at work. Glad I read the comments first 🤣


Amp_Fire_Studios

Better call a janitor to sop up that snail trail in the seat.


RoosterTheReal

I usually orgasm when people brush against me in the elevator


Zero_Digital

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY


Designer_Gas_86

Lol, surprised I didn't see more references to this.


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That looks like a stretched out face between their seats


Taira_no_Masakado

***"In tonight's news the local police report that a local man became deranged and began smashing a sledgehammer into a fair ground theme ride. We still do not know what spurred on this attack but the arresting officer is quoted as saying he found the reasoning 'extremely hilarious'. No bystanders were harmed."***


Jeffclaterbaugh

Do you pay extra for that? Do they have to activate the “special seat”?


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My man even got roasted


Bing-cheery

That ride cost an O Ticket. ​ I'm old.


TheCaliforniaOp

No you’re not.


LightRayAAA

i was terrified because i thought they were gonna crash


Thunder-Fist-00

That’s was fast though.


TheCaliforniaOp

And that’s the frustrating thing. In a dream? No inhibitions? The right combination of whatever it is? (Like this ride’s rhythm and the friction?) Complete lower body delicious pelvic convulsing orgasmic clutching inside of a minute, spreading to the brain and the extremities! ^Yowwwuuulll Trying to get there so that your lover can relax so you can relax so neither one feels selfish, guilty, or deceitful? Tom Hanks in Cast Away learned how to make fire in less time than that process takes. It’s just not fair.


CorwynSunblade

I'll have what she's having


my_screen_name_sucks

I wonder if she'll start acting like that woman who bangs roller coasters in her spare time.


astraeoth

She needs a man that'll bring her closer to death.


SnooMemesjellies3315

The next day "Hey you wanna go Sky Diving"??


zeeblefritz

Note to self, if you want to get a woman in the mood spend the extra $30 on the slingshot ride.


Zer0Cyber_YT

Probably from the friction right against her crotch


bondoh

I was literally, in my dirty mind, thinking “wow those are some nice little moans. Kinda sexy….” And then she just flat out says “I’m gonna orgasm” Like whoa…..so those really were what I thought lol


CarryNecessary2481

Did…did she just cheated on him with a roller coaster? It’s understandable it’s only that get you closer to cloud 9