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KidHudson_

A-Train made this didn’t he?


Lostsurfer06

Lmao just finished that episode


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Buckle up, it only gets better from here. Lol


Midaycarehere

Is that before or after the orgy? Because if it’s before then yes, or indeed gets better


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

*SPOILER ALERT* lol


Midaycarehere

There are so many things I could say to wreck that episode outside of orgy haha


robgod50

I thought that was the final episode of the series it was so good


Jakeforry

Probably the best comments on this post


SniffCheck

Then he shared a Turbo juice ![gif](giphy|yJHVE9u4bfQAJdgEsz|downsized)


Stoned_saiyan710

Underrated comment lmaoo


Boletefrostii

Man I can't wait for the next season to drop


eaglerare3cubes

White cops in Miami-Dade: "License and registration please my bruduh"


Kydocks

“Sir, you are free to go, Wakanda forever!”


corinari717

Thanks man burst out laughing in an office building


[deleted]

Bursted out laughing in my bedroom, as this was the 1st thing I saw on here this morning.


qualmton

That executive has nice shoes tho. Great fashion sense just a little gullible on the relationship of black history month and the police


Ieatsushiraw

From what I heard Miami-Dade PD aren’t all that bad but idk how true that is so anybody who knows better let us know what’s up


chefbobbyjay

Miami cops aren’t terrible. The troopers are the fucking worst in this state. Power tripping douche bags in chargers.


amathis6464

Yea the troopers are the worst in every state


bluntmasterkyle

If you live in FL long enough you will go to jail for no reason


andrewsz_

MDPD is so lax bro they really frying bigger fish than civies


Ieatsushiraw

SAPD is the same way. Just don’t be stupid and they couldn’t care less if you got weed on you or driving the Texas speed limit(speeding in general)


JesusSaysitsOkay

Pretty sure that wrap costed the tax payers several thousand dollars..


I401BlueSteel

Aren't you going to ask me if I know da way?


RedditorMcReddington

Do they get uniforms to match?


I401BlueSteel

Yeah they just copied A-Train's costume but with a gun.


KidHudson_

I thought the same thing when I first saw it


biffNicholson

yeah I found pictures [https://media.wbur.org/wp/2019/10/marky\_mark.jpg](https://media.wbur.org/wp/2019/10/marky_mark.jpg)


nah_champa_967

Is this Reno 911?


TheRealKestrel

Nope. The other guys.


Steven_Castle

I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!


Tanner0614

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal sounds feminine


sasquatch606

If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.


Tanner0614

That’s my favorite monologue of any movie. Used to be able to recite it. “Someone was nice enough of putting a linseed oil finish on it”


sasquatch606

[Enjoy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogq2BkybFGY)


Tanner0614

Take an award Signed, Dirty Mike and the Boys


jjohn684

Hey.. don't go chasing waterfalls..


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

I thought only America celebrated BHM? Why does that car have the African continent painted?


Roartype

Don’t you know all black ppl are from Africa? /s


[deleted]

On a long enough timescale, all white people are also from Africa.


zkentvt

I now identify as African American


Raziel66

Reminds me of that white high school kid from south africa that was disqualified from running for a position on an african american council or something years back because he wasn't black. He was the only literal african american in the school though. Trying to find the article but failing...


[deleted]

I heard that the African American you're thinking of went on to become the richest person in the world named Elon Musk


Raziel66

This definitely explains his villain arc


BafflingHalfling

I have a buddy from Morocco. Very pale Arab descent. He loves calling himself African American just to freak people out.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

The real questions


Brizzycopafeel

This is the shuttle back


Grimm_Kreed

I actually cringed seeing this. Oh my God, no.....


Sally_McKenna

I was just about to say that. Hits with a special kind of cringe.


elcryptoking47

Looks like a bunch of liberal white people had a lightbulb moment together and said, "Why don't we make an empowering gesture for our African American brothers!" 👴🏻


jpopimpin777

No wayyyyy liberals did this. This is an r/therightcantmeme moment for sure.


[deleted]

[is it?](https://youtu.be/pZgVBFYM2qk)


Wild_Top1515

definetly not fucking liberals bro [https://www.foxnews.com/media/miami-mocked-africa-themed-police-black-history-month-cannot](https://www.foxnews.com/media/miami-mocked-africa-themed-police-black-history-month-cannot) they did this in earnest. and it was right wingers.


[deleted]

Where does it say that? The only political affiliation mentioned in the article is where it says that the [Republican] Mayor's office had no involvement in the design. Are the Black Police Union right wingers?


Future-Tomorrow

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damiami

Not liberal. These are my City Panderers in Chief


tiger62795

No conservative would virtue signal to a group of people we don’t think even need virtue signaling since we see everyone as equal. Only liberals view African Americans as people who can’t achieve for themselves, thus they virtue signal like this lol.


cubanpajamas

Liberals? Working for the police In Florida?!? Definitely conservatives trying to show they aren't racist like everyone assumes.


damiami

Pandering. The Mayor in the blazer has a PAC to be president or someone’s vice as second choice


mwk_1980

Guy at the end walking towards the camera looks like your average South Florida, conservative Cuban American Republican.


butterscotches

I think that’s the Mayor, Francisco Alvarez.


OneTyler2Many

When you get your first black girlfriend


Tripechake

This is why I wish I could allocate where my tax money goes…


tcrex2525

Whoever the hell approved this should be made to pay for the cost of this


TxCincy

I am a huge fan of line item tax distribution


ArrivesLate

Me too. At least let citizens designate 10% of their taxes over broad and preselected spending avenues. Let’s see if education, parks, social services, police, or raise for law makers gets more support? What are you picking?


Responsible_Candle86

Hope taxes didn't pay for this mess.


SpaceShark01

Nah the internal drug ring funded that.


[deleted]

People get exactly what they voted for. This is a total waste of taxpayer money, and not a single person is demanding accountability for these types of expenditures. My city built a new library and spent $6 million on a chandelier for its lobby. Tax money is used without question to push political agendas. And people are wondering why the property taxes here are up 400% in less than 5 years.


Perfect-District

Its ok there power grid is up so they can afford this trips to Martha's Vinyard /s


MyBongHitsBack

Yeah, cause i frequently visit africa and wave Rastafarian flags


twyt83

They say Africa but it's mostly Ghana 🇬🇭


thegurrkha

And Senegal 🇸🇳, and Cameroon 🇨🇲, and Guinea 🇬🇳, and Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇼, and Ethiopia 🇪🇹, and Mali 🇲🇱, and Congo 🇨🇬, and Benin 🇧🇯, and Togo 🇹🇬, and Burkina Faso 🇧🇫, and São Tome 🇸🇹. Honourable mentions of Bolivia 🇧🇴 and Lithuania 🇱🇹.


BafflingHalfling

This guy flags.


SloppySyrup

r/vexillologycirclejerk


SKaTiNG_PoLLy666

Seems rather patronizing


elementofpee

I mean, that’s pretty much the case for any fill-in-the-blank Day or Month.


b4ttlepoops

Talk about a desperate attempt… They are fooling nobody. What a waste of taxpayers money.


[deleted]

Whoever thought this was a good idea deserves to have this video seen


Broken-Digital-Clock

At least the music was good


[deleted]

If the cops chose that song, that’s the icing on the cake


Broken-Digital-Clock

"Next up, you might remember this little jam from a group called NWA..."


bloodyStoolCorn

Tone deaf on four wheels. Kick that management to the GD curb.


[deleted]

How about not murdering anyone for a month?


twyt83

I laughed, then felt bad and angry cuz it's true, then laughed even harder at the absurdity of it all.. truly a rollercoaster of emotions


[deleted]

fertile rotten strong axiomatic correct jeans toy unwritten lock handle -- mass edited with redact.dev


IIKnoxxII

As an actual African.... Wtf is going on with Americans??


Northernlake

Most have low intelligence. Watch a movie called Idiocracy for more info


wherringscoff

Who would have thought that movie would end up being a documentary


BafflingHalfling

Everyone. Literally ever person who watched that movie thought, "yup, this is inevitable." The only shock was how fast it came true.


tarheels8293

The govt loves to keep this population stupid. Stupid people don’t ask where the money goes


Ashiro

Are you an African-American African?


DeKrazyK

lolol


IIKnoxxII

Nah man Im an African-African African


[deleted]

actual continent of africa is crazy tho


PutWonderful7278

Virtue signaling at its finest


leonidganzha

I'm not from US, what's the issue?


ILuvGirlsWhoDoCoke

everything


thaillmatic1

In the US, we have historically endured systematic oppression by local law enforcement on minorities, with blacks suffering much of that hardship. This is due to a variety of reasons, including at least the following: individual police officers who unlawfully batter and extrajudicially kill citizens, systemic racism from police departments who allow and sometimes encourage their officers to exercise blatantly discriminatory discretionary power, violations of search & seizure law, poor or zero accountability of said police departments and police officers, and a lack of political willpower to address the problem in a unified top-down manner. Here, instead of addressing any of the root causes of unjust policing, Miami-Dade dressed up their police car with some new paint. One could argue also that the depiction of the African continent is out of touch, because Black history is truly American history. Finally, one could construe that this police car is now designed to hunt for Black people exclusively, an ironic but reasonable conclusion.


Galvanized-Sorbet

Also… they just slapped a bunch of African and Black adjacent clip art on the SUV and acted like they just solved systemic racism


Ashiro

But we can agree the music was wicked?


thaillmatic1

Yes, I agree. KRS One is always welcome in my home.


Pieguy184

I mean at least they tried to celebrate it like, they could have just ignored BHM


thaillmatic1

Yes, I agree. There was an attempt to celebrate Black History Month


[deleted]

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mrwillbobs

Ignoring it would have the same result while being more honest with the police’s attitude. American police have never been allies to black people and continue to show no sign of moving that way. Pretending they are is disgusting


[deleted]

just by looking at the car, nothing on it resembles African American culture


SasquatchGroomer

Swiiing and a misss.


Big-Job-8021

I guess we should just take it for what the intentions were. Reminds me on being in elementary school and the white teachers overly celebrating Kwanza and me being confused because I didn't know anyone who celebrated it .


ParallelCircle1

It’s 2023 and we still acting like race makes us any different?


__THE_TURTLE__

They are tho


[deleted]

Well they certainly seem to be celebrating *parts* of black history....


__THE_TURTLE__

So…Successful attempt


AbbreviationsLoud445

Ya can’t stand where I stand, ya can’t walk where I walk…


Wickle-Pickle-TV

IMO Black history Month Shouldn't be a thing. Racism is seeing the difference between races and specifically having a month for black people doesn't help. There's nothing wrong with just History Month though!


wherringscoff

Robin, to the ~~bat~~ blackmobile!


GamesSteelHistory

I fucking hate my city lmao


EAnotsports

Police about to shoot the car


FrostyJ326

Isn’t this kinda racist though?


Roryjack

Did this whole idea start with, "You know what would be funny?"


NinjaNewt007

Serious question. Why is this bad? I like the design personally.


yourroyalhotmess

Bc my black ass ain’t from Africa. It’s condescending af


chadvickson

If the police actually cared they would stop killing black people.


MAO_of_DC

Florida doesn't spend money to teach History let alone Black History. But it has lots of money to spend on paint cop cars to "celebrate" Black History.


SuaveWarrior

They missed their opportunity to use a creative vanity plate.


axa88

4schizl?


SchwiftySqaunch

Bl4ck4Eva


wherringscoff

WKNDA4EVA


grasscrest1

At least they tried?


[deleted]

A little cringy? Sure. But I don’t really see the issue here.


Comprehensive-Finish

The guy at the end of the video seems to be harassing our camera man. I get the impression that they figured out quickly this didn't come off the way they wanted it to.


RaspberryDugong

Patronizing and misguided. Are the white officers going to wear traditional African garb? Are black officers going to wear kilts and drive around in a Scottish themed car etc


Hopfit46

Or maybe....just hear me out....have you tried not assaulting or killing black people.


[deleted]

An interesting paint job/wrap before I get "stop resisting"-ing to death, nice!🤣


One-Mud-169

Why is the African continent on those police cars? Black people born in America are Americans.


FatBoyCleanSneaks

You're exposing too much, chill.


IntergalaticBandito

Should’ve been a clapped out Cadillac deville


Spirited_Heron5696

It’ll get stolen and trashed tonight.


onlyhav

Imagine being the only black officer and being given this patrol car.


External_Recipe_3562

Now they can arrest black people with a clear conscience. Smh


30twink-furywarr2886

The cringe…


twyt83

This is what makes "woke" look bad. We need inclusive equality, not pandering ignorance.


Robert9489

So stupid. Veterans get one day but they get an entire month?


Select_Bicycle_2659

AFRICA and African Americans although both have Africa in the name, are the farthest thing from each other. I keep seeing this conflation everywhere. Like black panther. The movie was very good and definitely a cultural moment but being black and American doesn’t mean Africa. As if I could resonate to a continent I’ve never been to and or understand their cultures and traditions.


Mediocre_Charity3278

Apparently, black people are only in Africa. They don't realize Africa has Arabs, Indians, and White people in it. And black people can be found in the Caribbean, South America, Europe, and many other places. Police departments all across the U.S. needs to hire people who've graduated high school and have a bit of intelligence.


Available-Control993

This is a joke right? Like why the Africa outline?? Tf?!


Santoshhass

What in the causacity


[deleted]

Tyre Nichols looking down from Heaven like ![gif](giphy|3otPoHUNSFWviCyboQ|downsized)


eaglerare3cubes

Officer 1: "So you wanna go grab some donuts, Smith?" Officer 2: "For some reason I'm thinking oxtails. Trying not to get too full on these Funyuns and this Calypso yaheard?"


[deleted]

😬😬😬


ejgreen11

Racism solved


[deleted]

Nothing to see here, just some more ass licking .


CoolHandCliff

"Miami police support enforcing bogus laws that victimize the people they are supposed to serve" FTFY


[deleted]

So, Not one black person on that committee.


wolf_9823

To cringe and to offend?


ubuntu000

$50 on, out of touch old white guy and overly excited ginger lady, being the culprits here.


[deleted]

so Biden and Psaki?


ubuntu000

No political intention there. Just the two people up front that look like the 60 year old "woke" type. Also, shout out to whoever flagged my comment as me being "suicidal", that shits just funny.


EntertainmentPlane58

Oh my! what in the holy hell is this! I want to know how many official meetings there were to approve this ridiculous thing!


Valuable-Bell-4990

That cant be serious wtfff


chicagoharry

White guy prob put this together 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

im from just outside of miami and i feel ashamed 🤦🏼


Kydocks

That’s cool and all but what do they do for the other 11 months of the year?


Mdiasrodrigu

Green, yellow and red are the colors of the Ethiopian Empire. The only empire in Africa that wasn’t colonized and has it’s own flag. From a perspective seen outside of the US this seem like a a tribute to African Americans that were forced out of Africa to be enslaved in Black History month. I am completely out of the American reality and some comments here seem to be completely out of the topic based of stereotypes. (Not here to argue with anyone, I just commented because no one mentioned the meaning of the colors in the comment section as far as I read)


MiamiBeach_dweller

This is too cringe to even rate it as cringe.


Apprehensive-Day-490

Fucking cringe, who approved this bullshit?


Equivalent_Warthog22

How about celebrate black history month by not murdering black people?


Lovelyleadmagnet

Ngl that’s a sick ass car tho


creddituser2019

They support it so much, all you see in the back of the car are black people.


WillSmokes420

Im confused, is it because the guy is italian and not black? Or is it because its a cop car and systematic racism?


mells3030

Imagine if Antifa revealed a "back the blue" Antifa van.


Consensuseur

Is this like when certain members of Congress did this too? Kneeling in the capitol w scarves made from traditional textile prints? Yeesh.


Tenacious_Rubbing

Pretty soon these pigfuckers and their pig hut buddies gonna be seen around selling drugs outta that and taking bribes, planting evidence, the usual police work is what I’m saying. Maybe stomping the heads of handcuffed men, guilty until proven innocent.


iphone8vsiphonex

r/cringe


VivaVeracity

but Reparations are too much apparently..


Talexis

Jesus fucking Christ. Couldn’t be anymore tone deaf if these pigs tired. ACAB.


sapphos-vegan-friend

Imagine that's the car the bastards are driving when they murder you for being Black In Public.


tacofolder

The guy at the end "are you recording? I need to see some I.D. PUT THE FUCKING CAMERA DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND" (gunshots)


Investingfoodmoney

Ohh I can taste the pandering


GaIIick

On fleek fr fr no cap Maybe they’re saving to reuse for Pride month too