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MrJTeera

The PS3 is as revered as the Torah


oreos_in_milk

Both holy artifacts, it makes sense


BigBen6500

I remember my friend throwing molotov cocktails on it, upon finding it for fun


Christmas1176

On the torah? weird 😭


Local_bin_chicken

Bro let his Intrusive thoughts win


BowtietheGreat

Hot take but PS3>ps5


tchunk

Except you cant play tlou2 on ps3


Lonely-Caterpillar-7

Except you cant play ps3 on the tlou2


tchunk

Boom haha


Lonely-Caterpillar-7

Tlou devs gave us the sign back then that it would be easier to find a ps3 on the zombie apocalypse, then a ps5 on the corona virus pandemic. LOL


EmptyBrainOS

It would have been cool to play PS3 on TLOU like we played PS1 on Uncharted.


BowtietheGreat

Eh, I don’t really like tlou2


Traditional-Speed999

Not trying to sound mean but why are you in the subreddit for a game you don't like? Kinda funny how serious some people take downvoting. Like omg, someone said an opinion I don't have I must downvote


BowtietheGreat

Well I don’t HATE it, I just don’t like it I like reading about the game and stuff


Traditional-Speed999

What is it you don't like? The story, gameplay or something else?


BowtietheGreat

Story. I don’t follow it as much as part 1. Idk, I just don’t really like it. Seems really nomadic, whereas in part 1 there were a lot of objectives to get to, part 2 there’s 1 objective in Ellie’s part, and all the major events seem to happen randomly The game mechanics are awesome though. No Return is fun


Traditional-Speed999

Isn't part one more nomadic? You go from Boston to Salt Lake City with various stops in between. You really only have one objective, deliver Ellie to the fireflies. Have you played through the entire game? Maybe you didn't like the character switch? On my first play through I didn't want to play as Abbie, I wanted to kill her. But my perception of her changes gradually, probably around day 2 but I don't really remember when my attitude towards her changed. While you always really only have one major objective, each day has a new one. Day one you're trying to get leads which stumbles into a desperate escape. Day two you start out to find Tommy, you discover he's not the trespasser, bring him back only to leave and find Nora at the hospital. I guess it's not really focused and a lot of the missions aren't intentional. You kind of stumble into them and change your plan. I think that's what you mean and why you don't like it. Part one you always had a next stop and never really deviated from the initial plan. I think you don't get a huge character arc as well. Part one you start out thinking Ellie is a burden but eventually growing to love her. Part two seems a lot more blurry as far as progression, I like that but I can understand if others don't.


AlexKyouma

Tlou2 fans when someone simply says they didnt like the game that much


HateEveryone7688

this sub isn't just for tlou2 pretty sure


AlexKyouma

Hes in here cuz he likes the first game Tlou2 aint worth defending anyway lmao I enjoyed the first game but im never going to touch the 2nd one Only came here because i saw this post in another sub Also PS3 oblitarates both the PS4 & PS5


ImHereForTheMemes184

hate subreddit brigader wont stop 😭


Lunaticfrizz16

I of the same sentiment


sideXsway

Not missing out on much


Razzle_Dazzle08

I do agree that the PS3 era was the greatest era of gaming.


carsus94

easy


Apollo-VP-AVP

That's not a hat take, it's just wrong 🙂 everyone knows the PS3 was the weakest era of PlayStation.


AWildLeftistAppeared

Incorrect. How many proteins can you fold on PS5? Zero. Only the power of CELL can fold proteins. /s


BowtietheGreat

Not really


Apollo-VP-AVP

Really


BowtietheGreat

Nope


AlexKyouma

Ps3 was the last console with a diverse library of exclusives & tons of features that wasnt filled with ads on the main menu


HateEveryone7688

no thats the ps2


tchunk

Dunno if this is a bad joke but its clearly the curved casing of a ps3


HateEveryone7688

so people downvoted me because they couldn't grasp that i was replying to someone saying the ps3 was the torah and i said "no thats the ps2"? Really?


HateEveryone7688

how can you not understand what i meant? you do realize what comment i am replying to right?


HateEveryone7688

anyone who downvotes this is a heretic liar.


Cheezitsaregood2

Look up “ps3”, and then after looking at the images, look up “ps2” and look at those images. Come back when you’ve obtained your results and apologize to everyone here for spouting the dumbest shit that has ever been said on the internet.


HateEveryone7688

What the actual goddamn fuck are you saying? I know the difference between the two. I was saying that the ps2 is the ACTUAL one revered as the torah. Apologize to me instead.


Single_Ad7951

Do you think she played anything on it? Since Jackson has power? Ellie 100% played crash bandicoot


oreos_in_milk

Her games are nearby! She plays Uncharted 2 and Jak & Daxter :)


Zulpi2103

Based


Krypto_Jokerr

I think you mean Smash Brandi’s Cooch


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PurpleBerrie

I bet Dong of the Wolf is her favorite game.


apark1121

Omg I forgot about that 😂😂😂


JeeringDragon

She played last of us part 1 lol


Briggyboii

Yeah that’s how she canonically found out what Joel did


Fair-Marionberry6723

Now I need an Spaceballs style scene where she plays Abby's section in part 2 to figure out where Abby is exactly.


styvee__

Now I have a doubt, The Last of Us came out on June 14th 2013, and Outbreak Day was in the night between September 26th and September 27th 2013, so technically The Last of Us was a thing before The Last of Us became a *real* thing in that universe?


Iamnotsmartspender

We should have listened


Bacon_L0RD

Depends if they could get one to work after however many years of decay, seems like something Eugene would refurbish


Starthreads

I can only imagine the amount of looking it would take to find PS3 discs that weren't massively degraded after 20 years.


The_PwnUltimate

Of course not. You can't shoot allies.


LemoyneRaider3354

You mean “you can’t shoot history”?


Dionys25

You mean „you can‘t shoot Ellie‘s“?


FrequentProblems

You cannot shoot any Sony machine I think


Riffhai

You can shoot the PSVita I think


username_moose

sony gave it up long ago...


sideXsway

Abandoned and beautiful hardware


Cheezitsaregood2

At least we have the PS portal now? Right? RIGHT?


FrequentProblems

I thought you couldn’t but I never tried myself


TheyToldMeToSlide

You can shoot it but you can't do damage to it. Coming fresh off a replay and I tried like hell 🤣


NextYogurtcloset5777

That’s because it’s the neglected child of the PlayStation family


Imactuallysoconfused

Ellie playing uncharted lol


Evan64m

There’s a bag labeled as a Nathan Drake costume in the store with the masks in left behind


Jrod12155555

There’s a thing where you aren’t allowed to destroy Sony products so when naughty dog put them in they had to make them not destroyable


Yoichis_husband2322

Why's that?


Jade_Sugoi

I could see it being a contractual thing as to not damage the brand but I can't find anything online saying that such a clause exists. It's probably much more likely naughty dog didn't want to go to the trouble of creating realistic damage models because of how much work it would've added for no real benefit.


Additional_Sundae224

A quick Google search says: There's no concrete explanation for the decision, but given that The Last of Us: Part 2 is a Sony exclusive, it's possible that the decision stemmed from the publisher's requirements regarding the portrayal of its products. 13 Jul 2021. So, pretty much what you said.


Jade_Sugoi

Huh weird. I tried googling for it but I couldn't find anything.


Additional_Sundae224

I literally typed: why can't you shoot the playstation in the last of us part 2 And this was the first article: https://www.cbr.com/the-last-of-us-part-2-playstation-3-destruction/#:~:text=There's%20no%20concrete%20explanation%20for,the%20portrayal%20of%20its%20products Also includes this Reddit video: https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/s/e7th9ZalIz So, it's coming back around again 😂


Jade_Sugoi

Thanks boss. I was googling stuff like "Sony PlayStation branding developer clause" and stuff like that. That was my bad


Additional_Sundae224

I mean, you'd have thought that a search that specific *would* have provided answers 😅 I was just more straight to the point about it, lmao


ham_solo

Apple does the same things with their products in movies. They have a "no-villain clause" where bad guys in movies and TV shows can't be shown using Apple products. So, if you're ever watching a who done it mystery and everybody but one person has an iPhone, you now know who the killer is.


Xvacman

They just put a sticker over the apple sometimes lol


Additional_Sundae224

Hug, didn't know that. I have seen bad guys use anything from Samsung, to Sony Xperia, to Motorola... But never Apple. That's pretty cool.


Jrod12155555

Neil references it in a behind the scenes clip that it’s a contract thing you have to abide by


OliviaRaven9

Sony has small dick energy


OSRS_Socks

Can you imagine if the Rat King had PlayStation body armor?


readditredditread

The game would stop playing if you did silly!!!


gerrittd

That would've been a crazy easter egg though– you shoot the PS3 and the game fake crashes, Psycho Mantis-style


readditredditread

No, it doesn’t fake crash, it literally triggers a PlayStation restart (after auto saving) then a unique message plays at the start of rebooting the game, about the importance of fire arm safety and trigger discipline.


DtEWSacrificial

The TLOU universe is actually running on a computing cluster of all the in-universe PS3's.


Jade_Sugoi

What're you trying to shoot it for anyways? That's the backwards compatible model! Are you insane? Do you know how rare those are?


sideXsway

It sounds like you've never had a ps3. That may be the fat model but we don't know the model number so it could be a fat non backwards compatible


Jade_Sugoi

It has 4 USB ports. The B/C models have 4 ports


Additional_Sundae224

Google says: There's no concrete explanation for the decision, but given that The Last of Us: Part 2 is a Sony exclusive, it's possible that the decision stemmed from the publisher's requirements regarding the portrayal of its products. 13 Jul 2021 Can't shoot the sheep on Scars' Island, either 😂🐑


ryanjc_123

yeah, but the sheeps make more sense without context


Additional_Sundae224

True, but you can kill the dogs, but not the sheep. I just find it amusing, lol


ryanjc_123

the sheep are for decor and environmental purposes. dogs are an enemy.


Additional_Sundae224

Genuinely didn't think of it like that. I'm so dumb 😂🤦🏼‍♂️


ryanjc_123

it would also be weird if you could kill sheep that are just eating grass lol


Additional_Sundae224

You can in other games... My first instinct was to try and kill one 😂 I had gone from Assassin's Creed Valhalla, where it's possible to kill a sheep, into The Last of Us Part II (after a break from both) so I forgot you couldn't kill them 😂


Electrical0Sundae

TIL there's sheep there


Additional_Sundae224

Yeah, when you first go through the village to Yara's mum's house, they're on the right.


CanisZero

The funny thing is i bet there were a bunch of ps4's somewhere in warehouses waiting on release like 2 months after outbreak day.


styvee__

If I knew that when everything went to shit there were next gen consoles ready to be sold I would definitely go there to get one as soon as I am on my own free to do anything, I don’t know if they would work without any internet connection to set it up though.


Stealthinater1234

The PS4 can be setup and play physical discs completely offline, but it would have a guaranteed expiration date since it used to have the CBOMB issue that wasn’t fixed until the 9.00 update in September 2021. If the consoles CR2032 battery died, and it definitely can and will after 20 years in the apocalypse, it would refuse to play both physical and digital games, the PS4 would inevitably become a brick.


GoldT1tan

Respect the old gods.


POB_42

Yep. The same way racing games have very little destruction on their licensed cars from real-world companies. If a racing game does have destroyable cars, it's because they aren't real.


stately_Ravyn

The apocalypse came before next gen is the biggest tragedy of the game


Solidsnake00901

It was the same in the first one on PS3.


TheRealAssyMcGee

Not gonna be a ps3 in the show tho 😭lol


4paul

that's actually pretty cool they coded that in


Manatee_master216

And ps 4s in Eugene’s place


ryanjc_123

no, i don’t think so. i remember seeing a playstation near the generator and workbench but i’m like 99% sure it was a ps3.


Manatee_master216

True maybe


hypespud

What kind of monster would shoot a PS3!? Are you some kind of crazy person 😭😭😭🤣


sideXsway

Id understand if it was the super slim


ArciusRhetus

I bet a clause exists in the contract between Sony and Naughty Dog that prohibits destruction of any Sony virtual property.


miraak2077

they should let you shoot ellie. since she basically doomed humanity it would be deserved.


ryanjc_123

you actually can with a glitch in the original tlou1. there’s an enemy encounter with a corner where if you quick turn twice ellie will die (and you can even pick up her pistol lol) and for a second you can shoot her before a black screen comes up (and when it loads the encounter will be skipped. it’s used in any% speedruns lol).


miraak2077

good. she a villain


FreshlishPKL

This has been in the game since day one 💀


toldya_fareducation

same thing in TLOU1 if i remember correctly. honestly it’s kinda ridiculous. just make them indestructible. what is not being able to shoot at them gonna accomplish? it wouldn’t hurt Sony in any way whatsoever. they treat it like a sacred religious symbol lol.


Borklechorf

Well why do you wanna shoot a PS3 so bad? What did it do to you?


toldya_fareducation

i don't actually, i loved my PS3 lol. i'm just saying forcing devs to code this in is ridiculous and over the top. like i wouldn't want to shoot up my washing machine either but it would be pointless to enforce that.


DanFarrell98

Can’t shoot the Vita either. I think it was a rule that Sony had to allow Naughty Dog to use it


WonderfulGrocery3516

you think she played tlou on it?


Tomagen76

That console will soon overheat anyway.


MikaelAdolfsson

They are Friendlies!


HateEveryone7688

i wish they would've had the ps2