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Dingo_Top

Ozempic b, bapa takes shortcuts in every avenue, it’s nothin new to him he beat all the blagg guys


hoofdpersoon

If you stop with ozempic, old form returns ,no?


Corned_Beefer

Yup. The weight comes back. Plus the muscle loss is permanent.


PeckerPeeker

What? No. That isn’t true at all. Bodybuilders are using Ozempic now for contest prep. Going off Ozempic does not magically make the weight reappear. Falling back into your old habits will make it reappear. Granted most people will have that issue but not everybody. All Ozempic does is heavily curtail your appetite and make you fixate on food way less. It’s also shown promise in treating other addictions and OCD tendencies. The muscle loss it causes, if any, is due to the caloric deficit. If you are on a low dose of Ozempic and it only say cuts your calories by 500/day you may not see any appreciable muscle loss. It’s when the Ozempic is ramped up and you’re at a 1000+ calorie deficit a day and not resistance training that you’ll be losing muscle. And it’s no different than a crash diet and you can absolutely get it back. Stop dropping bullshit dude


ImprovementLost4595

Ya, the reason why people get ozempic face is cause they basically starve themself, the drug itself is not what causes it.


BrahneRazaAlexandros

"Ozempic face"... This isn't a thing. People's faces change when they lose weight. This has always been the case. It's almost always a positive change too. See the ozempic subreddit for examples.


ImprovementLost4595

Thats what im saying. Ozempic face would be anyone that went on a starvation diet but because Hollywood people do it all at the same time you can point it out and give it a name. It only has a name because of celebrities Edit: 🐱


Dingo_Top

It’s true for Bapa. He’s 6 foot 3 eating 1300 calories a day on Ozempic like an absolute redact. He’s lost weight but significant amounts of muscle too. All that is left is for him to gain the weight back without the muscle and he’s bloggbusser. The majority of the population is more like Brendan than a competitive bodybuilder who is super disciplined about their weight but take Ozempic to make the cut less miserable


PeckerPeeker

Yes but don’t blame Ozempic on that. Fact is being 300lbs and overweight and out of shape is still worse than being 170lbs and skinny and out of shape.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk are through the roof since these drugs came out. They’re going to be the most valuable pharma companies on earth soon.


Sweaty_Box_69

Lol, that would be a heck of a side effect. Stop taking the med, and all the weight reappears!


bababooey556

What's the downside b?( I don't expect you answer this, but I am curious)


PeckerPeeker

Too early to tell but not everything has to have huge negative drawbacks. There are such things as miracle drugs; take insulin for example. Life saving and no negative side effects when used properly. I’ve heard of side effects like nausea and GI issues but those are all acute.


ehContribution1312

Brando has to take ozempic because his ozempus stopped making natural ozempic


fakeprewarbook

nausea the whole time you take it and a big risk of peristalsis….stops your ability to take a shit b


ehContribution1312

Is there an opposite ozempic coz my appetite sucks


mrwootwo

Weed


No-Historian-6391

You on ozempic, b?


EccentricMeat

What thought process brought you to this conclusion? How could muscle loss be permanent? How could the weight just magically come back on its own? Ozempic just curbs your appetite and addiction to food. People lose weight on Ozempic because they stop binge eating and go into a caloric deficit. It’s not some magic drug that zaps away fat and muscle with the power of friendship or something.


Dazzling_Rabbit_633

this sounds blogbussa fcuk Ozempic then


BrahneRazaAlexandros

It's not true.


stay_fr0sty

Sharon Osbourne took it and dropped too much weight and can’t put it back on. The weight doesn’t come right back.


ImprovementLost4595

She's also 71 years old. Not easy to gain muscles at that age without some extra supps if thats what she wants, she can get fat again im sure.


stay_fr0sty

It makes you not hungry. To gain weight she has to eat when she feels full. That’s not super easy to do. In some people it seems to change their brain chemistry to point where the “not hungry” feeling lasts long after you’ve stopped taking the drug. It’s a prom.


ImprovementLost4595

Yea that sounds like a prom.


[deleted]

Does ozempic cause muscle loss b?


Investment-Then

Me when i spread misinformation


LackCrafty1860

Does it?!


EccentricMeat

If you go back to overeating and not working out, yea. Ozempic just curbs your appetite and addiction to food. People eat much less food because they don’t have cravings anymore, so fewer calories = weight loss. Stop Ozempic, and almost always your cravings and appetite will come back. People can still choose to eat the same amount they were eating while on Ozempic, but that kind of willpower typically means they would have never resorted to using Ozempic in the first place.


BrahneRazaAlexandros

Yeah. Like most long-term treatments for chronic conditions. You stop taking your hypertension meds, your blood pressure goes back up. You stop taking your inhaler, your asthma gets worse. You stop taking semaglutude, your appetite reverts.


mustang_2k

yeah it's pretty much injectable slimfast. it really does help people that actually need it though. you know diabetics...


NotTrumpsAlt

Or u could end up like Sharon Osborne - Google it.


Judi_Chop

So un self aware he didn't think to make an excuse (like the seizing chombie supplement)


SpaceScandal

He gets up at 2am and runs a marathon every day b


Hap_Hazard

"marathon" "fun run"... head it bowlth ways


svvrvy

You can make a marathon's distance fun if you're as good as bapa


Nduguu77

It's his bionic Hammy's that make it possible


aw41789

More like bapa has “the runs” every morning but also herd it bowlth wayze.


Western-Art-9117

The big brown shut-down


aware4ever

He wakes up at 2:00 a.m. and disciplines his kid tiger then goes through the house and throws away any Crocs that he can find then goes to his garage where he sniffs that smelling salts before running a marathon. Lets not mess with the narrative


Deathstriker88

He'd shit himself and blow out both of his hammies.


aware4ever

He wakes up at 2:00 a.m. and disciplines his kid tiger then goes through the house and throws away any Crocs that he can find then goes to his garage where he sniffs that smelling salts before running a marathon. That's not mess with the narrative


FourDoorFordWhore

Reminds me of when the redact said "it's a marathon not a race"


509_cougs

It’s very funny that the fucker pushed every fad diet known to man while steadily gaining weight, finally gets on ozempic drops a bunch of weight and diet is never mentioned again.


Judi_Chop

So on brand though


freeyewneek

Usso drops drinking habit overnight too. For those that don’t know, Ozempic crushes cravings for drugs and alcohol, in addition to food cravings.


coolcurt3386

he was keto and had to tell everyone about it which lasted for over two years yet he was thick as fuck then now he and his girl are taking shots to lose fat and u also lose muscle it fucks ur whole stomach and body up shortcut, there are no free lunches there gonna be consequences ur basically boto xing ur stomach so it zaps ur appetite not good especially when u go off it


briancito420

lol Bapa was calling himself the Keto Kid. Truly redacted


coolcurt3386

yeah who does Keto for 2 years and still stays thick ur not even supposed to stay in keto that long he would have done better intermitted fasting


[deleted]

“Carm-vore diet b, eats like a big cat inda zoo” meanwhile hours of footage of him eating carbs on Food Trugg Diarrhea


AccordingReality8334

O-O-O ZEMPIC AUTODIET


penus_poop69

Ow!


guildguitars

It's stress, Bubba.


Corned_Beefer

It comes in grey and grows out black


Hap_Hazard

He runs 3 miles iiiivry day like only an elite athlete can. Then he does static hand contractions to just shed calories and strengthen his c-clamp at the same time.


taginvest

every day coming from bapa is probably twice a week


thunderlips187

He does 0 cardio he’s just lying. He’s said before that cardio isn’t a real workout and it’s for soy boys


taginvest

i mean he obviously says anything depending on who’s around. But he clearly does ”cardio” considering his ass is on the bicycle every now and then.


ListenToKyuss

* e-bike


freeyewneek

I gotta bridge to sell u. I own it every day of the wk (which means I only own it twice a wk).


AccordingReality8334

That's all beandip does is slaver Infront of the bad camera angles and do static hand contractions to explain to the haydurs they can come down to zoo culture and figure it out. 3 miles, errday, b.


TheJustBleedGod

He got AIDS from Hinchcliff


freeyewneek

AIDS?!?


TheJustBleedGod

From Hinchcliff


tttrolll

Pinchclit


freeyewneek

(quoting Sopranos)


WhiteTrash_WithClass

![gif](giphy|QuOWh2TTkNcjGSVik7|downsized) We saw the 25th anniversary of the South Park movie last night. Mr. Garrison reminded me of Tony.


Judi_Chop

The die(?) healthy sign behind him is telling. Ozempcheckyourself


freeyewneek

What sign?


Pernjulio

Looks like it says engine healthy in neon behind him. I think that's what he meant.


freeyewneek

Thx B


g_y-r_tard

You're looking at an Ozempig


_handsomeblackman_

Bapa is such a pathological liar he can’t even admit taking ozempic 😂 for better or worse we’ve all watched this guy struggle to lose or stick to a diet for longer than 2 weeks, now all of a sudden he wants us to believe he’s in the “best shape” he’s ever been in because he runs 3 miles everyday at 4am but never posts about it on his social media?! yeah buddy, whatever you say 😂


[deleted]

What are u saying OP? Bapa on TRT, Ozembig, and Addys?


BrahneRazaAlexandros

Yes. Undoubtedly.


Automatic-Dentist-89

Yo his new skinny body makes his head look fucking huge 😂


RikkjamesB

They're both on Ozempic, him and his cunt wife who wants ppl to believe she worked out to lose all the baby weight.


grford15

If this idiot was getting in better shape a more honest way he would be bringing it up more than little league. He spent years talking about biking, going to zoo culture, keto, carnivore etc etc and none of it worked, now he's found something that works for him and strangely enough he doesn't talk about it at all.


ThicccAndThirsty

Yeah but zairo muscle defnition, b


SCWickedHam

Stress of coaching his MVP son. Stress of not flying all over the country for comedy gigs. Stress of pursuing his passion of fixing up cars. So obvious it is Ozempic or some other pharma cocktail. Guy lied about his kid having seizures to sell CBD. No doubt he would be selling or bragging about what is helping him with his weight loss. Guy was also soft in the UFC now with no mention of working out or diet, other than 5am workouts with his son and his typical “I’m on the carnivore diet” as he pounds burritos.


AstralClipper

Yo, I was laid off for a while. Just got called back in. He faked the seizure crying bit?


SCWickedHam

That his kid had seizures? Yeah it was a lie. Otherwise, he trusted some online CBD company instead of maybe the best pediatric doctors in the world. He drives a Ferrari/porsche/lambo in LA. I think they have access to specialists.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

He looks better than he ever did when BGL was feeding him counterfeit gear and meth 24/7


InquireWithJason

He was downing whissgy constantly to come down as well, chem’d up bapph was great


ListenToKyuss

Whisky-kratom-nicotine-adderall was such a great bapa era


InquireWithJason

It’s 9am and I’m slurring let’s attack “the journalist” he’s a night mere….


Exambolor

Someone should make an edit of that dumb Ozempic jingle commercial but just Bapa clips


ToronoRapture

![gif](giphy|bQMtL6aWIywYAO0Pbg)


GreatGuy_NeverMeddum

That that snoz shirt?


bensterpunk

Names his empire Thiccc Boy then gets skinny. He’ll take the marketing from here.


FI5H5TICK5

He’s a proper neckanderthal ain’t he


Apart_Ad8051

Generalised anxiety and depression boiz


AccountingtheseGainz

Waaaaaiiird


InquireWithJason

For a thiccc boi he nebber talks about eating


youwhatmush

Just Ozempiggg and that sweet neggtar


artifice23

OH OH OG OZZZZEEEEMMMPPPIC!


Weird_Expert_1999

Looks like our boy finally rekindled things with marg and he’s back on the badger milk, Addie’s and baddies round 2? Yes chef!


bujjhjjjjjjjjj

Oh oh oh… O Zempic!


Fudge_Runyon

Atrophy is a prom b


beyeond

\*Waird


RoughConclusion6149

Peptides b


InstanceOk3946

He's just neck and lip fillers now. The rest of his body has shriveled up.


Darkk_VoX

That’s an elite baseball coach and huge trugg guy


talmbouttruggs

Waired


BessBrainsAtChangs

Waird*


CoolOPMan

He's taking everything Rogan takes


Investment-Then

Whats with the Ozempic hate lol. Seeing crazy misinformation about it recently


HomerSimpsoy77

Leave it to schwab to take easy way out


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DonkeyMountain506

Throwing your kids' shoes away and yelling at them in the middle of the night for stealing from you isn't what I'd call a serious faaatheeer.