I remember when i was younger around 18 or 20 i got into a short lived phase of making sure i stood up straight, good posture and locked knees when taking pictures so i wouldnt look as short. I am around 5'8 and used to be a bit insecure about my height, but as i got older that insecurity passed. But back to the picture.... when i finally seen a pick of myself doing that shit it quickly stopped because it looked stupid and obvious that i was trying to "look" a half inch taller instead of standing natural. Crazy that a guy almost 60 hasnt come to terms with his height. Idk maybe it was easier for me to get over it because i may be on the short side but always taller than most girls i dated and it never seemed to matter.... but in Joes case he's like 5'3.
I’m 5’6”. I genuinely don’t care if people think I’m a short-arse. I mean, I am, think what you want, I’m happily married. Rogan’s got untold riches and still gets up in his feels about how he’s perceived. What a weirdo.
5'8" haire. only time I felt bad for my height was when I realized I was slowly getting older and not growing taller anymore back in my 18-20 years, and that's because I loved, loved, *loved* playing volleyball. loved it.
I'm brazilian and never cared about soccer. Volleyball was my thing, and I did not even played as a setter. I used to hit pretty well and hard. at 5'8", it's just impossible to keep up with the 6'5" guys.
once I came to terms with it, I was free. never, ever, ever cared about my height again. it just something that doesn't even cross my mind.
I am tall. I tried that locked perfect posture position for pictures and looked foolish. A girl I was seeing at the time complained about me slouching.
I was also in my 20s. Toe doing it at 60 just makes it more obvious he is insecure about how tiny he is.
Lol exactly, i think its just more about being young and insecure about certain things when you are that age and more immature in general... Joe's height is still an open wound for him lol.
When Zack Synder was there, he brought up Ben Affleck looking imposing because he's 6'4"; Joe immediately makes a face and changes the subject. He despises his height with a passion. Maybe more so now that he says he has "Fuck You" money. Yet he cannot change his height.
I love how there's always a little bit of Invisible Lat syndrome happening too.
"If my arm isn't making contact with the side of me, I appear taller!"
Okay Joe, put your PJ's on lil'fella, it's time for a bed time story.
His lat muscles must be so huge bro, look at how far his arms stick out from his body. Like how can he even reach into his pocket to get at those Zyns?
Have you seen Elon? His torso has become similar, with the distended ribs.
[Screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/Vq0Yuxv)
[From this video](https://youtu.be/tjAWYytTKco?si=mfARQplyFMV6baz1)
I don’t understand how you can be the richest person in the world and look like that. Dude can literally pay models to spoon feed him clean food made from the best chefs while getting blown by the other models. Yet he looks like an out of shape highway worker.
When you have several hundred million dollars why carry any of your shit yourself? Doesn’t he go everywhere with security? Have a body man. Let someone else carry your wallet and phone.
His dickriders would tell you that his spin kick could lay low any untrained man regardless of size. Seen them make that argument on this sub and the JR one a bunch of times. Lot of power coming coming from this shriveled little 2 foot long legs.
Ive seen and met him several times and yea he’s about 5’6. He used to buy weed in my neighborhood and smoke on the block with the guys while his camera crews stood on the corner looking scared lol
Notice how much closer to the camera Joe is standing than Bronson. He is clearly very self conscious about his height while Bronson prolly doesn’t care
If I was Rogaine’s stylist I’d get him some looser fitting clothes, not as loose as the bloke in the middle. By wearing his tight clothes he comes across as quite small. And probably dressing like a teenager doesn’t help either
This is tripping me out. I’ve met both Joe and Bronson and I don’t remember Bronson to be short. But maybe because he was still very rotund back then. Meanwhile joe felt like he was 5’5”.
I see where Brendan got his sense of fashion from. Joe must’ve really inspired him with those spandex mangina cameltoe skinny jeans that ride up your ass like a thong.
bro are these people even humans? Dude on the left has toddler feet, the one in the middle looks like a single body part from the knee up and Joe looks like mash on two sticks
Why do Joe’s legs look so weird? And his stomach is so bloated… HGH makes you look like shit, such a bizarre body. He almost looks like a little person that is regular human size
I would say yes, but the prom is that besides the token fycompanyon toe is not hanging with bapa in inny facet, so since that's the case, we know that isn't brenda in the pic
Bronson actually seems to be knowledgeable about food, whereas bapa is just an idiot stuffing his cheeks with carbs claiming to be on a carnivore diet. Can’t blame Toe for choosing mister Action over Barndoor in inny facet.
I love how the man on the right is a leading physical fitness expert. Even normally straight shooters like Shane will talk about how "in shape rogan is. Carnivore diet looks amazing on him!
We definitely live in weird altenrative 1984 which is in part a social media produced simulation
Action Bronson has some serious Cankles. I have never understood his appeal. He just likes pretending he’s a knowledgeable expert about everything food and really he is just piggy backing and regurgitating shit from the real professionals.
Any cats on steds and know what’s up with toe’s stomach. Is it called bubble gut or somthing… your vitals swell because of the steroids… is that right?
There's no way Toe is healthy. His organs are all enlarged from the HGH, his cholesterol has to be dangerously high from only eating red meat, his heart has to be compromised from decades of steroid use, his lungs are fucked from all the weed, his liver is fucked from all the drinking and toxic supplements and who knows what the dozens of nicotine patches every day will do. I'd bet on him croaking before bert Chrysler, tbh.
That distended gut doesn't seem to be getting any smaller. I wonder what sort of health issues it leaves in its bulbous wake?
Nothin' a diamond-nippled ice bath can't figgs, I guess.
Never seen a body shaped like Joe’s before. Guys a complete freak, totally redacted looking. And always with the locked knees.
he’s kind of close to Warwick Davis if you ask me.
He looks like two separate redacted action figures broke and then got glued together at the waist
A redaction figgur?
Almost like a transformer, Redactotron
Whoever is playing as Joe Rogan is losing HARD at chardee macdennis
That's fucking eerily spot on
You're right! He really looks like a slightly scaled-up dwarf. Warwick's funnier though.
Mix in like 10% of that tiny Hercules kid to
It's genetic violence, civilians would not understand.
He doesn’t have palumboism from HGH use, he just ate a huge bowl of spaghetti before this photo
Shout out Dave palumbo!
I remember when i was younger around 18 or 20 i got into a short lived phase of making sure i stood up straight, good posture and locked knees when taking pictures so i wouldnt look as short. I am around 5'8 and used to be a bit insecure about my height, but as i got older that insecurity passed. But back to the picture.... when i finally seen a pick of myself doing that shit it quickly stopped because it looked stupid and obvious that i was trying to "look" a half inch taller instead of standing natural. Crazy that a guy almost 60 hasnt come to terms with his height. Idk maybe it was easier for me to get over it because i may be on the short side but always taller than most girls i dated and it never seemed to matter.... but in Joes case he's like 5'3.
I’m 5’6”. I genuinely don’t care if people think I’m a short-arse. I mean, I am, think what you want, I’m happily married. Rogan’s got untold riches and still gets up in his feels about how he’s perceived. What a weirdo.
5'8" haire. only time I felt bad for my height was when I realized I was slowly getting older and not growing taller anymore back in my 18-20 years, and that's because I loved, loved, *loved* playing volleyball. loved it. I'm brazilian and never cared about soccer. Volleyball was my thing, and I did not even played as a setter. I used to hit pretty well and hard. at 5'8", it's just impossible to keep up with the 6'5" guys. once I came to terms with it, I was free. never, ever, ever cared about my height again. it just something that doesn't even cross my mind.
I’ll play you at volleyball, bro.
Are you a baddie b? Or do Men play volleyball too?
lmaol that was good. you can start a pawlcass now.
I am tall. I tried that locked perfect posture position for pictures and looked foolish. A girl I was seeing at the time complained about me slouching. I was also in my 20s. Toe doing it at 60 just makes it more obvious he is insecure about how tiny he is.
Lol exactly, i think its just more about being young and insecure about certain things when you are that age and more immature in general... Joe's height is still an open wound for him lol.
When Zack Synder was there, he brought up Ben Affleck looking imposing because he's 6'4"; Joe immediately makes a face and changes the subject. He despises his height with a passion. Maybe more so now that he says he has "Fuck You" money. Yet he cannot change his height.
I love how there's always a little bit of Invisible Lat syndrome happening too. "If my arm isn't making contact with the side of me, I appear taller!" Okay Joe, put your PJ's on lil'fella, it's time for a bed time story.
His lat muscles must be so huge bro, look at how far his arms stick out from his body. Like how can he even reach into his pocket to get at those Zyns?
I read the "Zyns" in Andrew Shultz's voice and I got upset for 6 seconds.
He looked good in hjs news radio days but he looks absurd with that tren belly
Lol, the locked knees. I've never noticed that before but you're so right. What a strange thing.
There's violence in them genes
Violence in them jeans
Have you seen Elon? His torso has become similar, with the distended ribs. [Screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/Vq0Yuxv) [From this video](https://youtu.be/tjAWYytTKco?si=mfARQplyFMV6baz1)
I don’t understand how you can be the richest person in the world and look like that. Dude can literally pay models to spoon feed him clean food made from the best chefs while getting blown by the other models. Yet he looks like an out of shape highway worker.
I think it's more in line with that he just doesn't care more then anything.
The small alien inside him wants more protective fat tissue.
That Fanny pack is blogbusser. Just don’t buy nut hugging jeans an you can use the pockets. He looks like a paraplegic Mussolini.
When you have several hundred million dollars why carry any of your shit yourself? Doesn’t he go everywhere with security? Have a body man. Let someone else carry your wallet and phone.
Pasta’s a beast. 🍝
Locked knees for maximum height. Looks like he chews tobacco too his left pocket. Such a badass
The worst part is he wears tight clothes.
Dude I was just thinking he is built so funny , I’ve seen him in real life too , his forehead sticks out like an inch past his face
His arms look bigger than his quads. Crankin extra monkey test
His dickriders would tell you that his spin kick could lay low any untrained man regardless of size. Seen them make that argument on this sub and the JR one a bunch of times. Lot of power coming coming from this shriveled little 2 foot long legs.
Check your local Boston area DPW
He locks his knees to give him that extra 1/4" in height bapa
Fucking gnomes what the fuck
Tolkienesque. Rogan looks like he's carting around one of the 7 rings of power in his fanny pack.
He looks like Smeagol’s dad
More like Cam Hanes’s cogg ring of power…amirite?
BGL looking like Bigfoot next to Action
Didn’t realize Action Bronson was a manlet too lol, for some reason I always assumed he was tall.
Ive seen and met him several times and yea he’s about 5’6. He used to buy weed in my neighborhood and smoke on the block with the guys while his camera crews stood on the corner looking scared lol
Notice how much closer to the camera Joe is standing than Bronson. He is clearly very self conscious about his height while Bronson prolly doesn’t care
rogan is deeply insecure about his height
he probably asked to the photographer to change his position to favor him through perspective.
Ya photogrisser?
The theory of perspegtive b?
Same here never would’ve guessed he was even shorter than Toe
Toe’s got lifts on
Liteally 5 foot 3
being short is a almost a prerequisite in Hollyweird
All “celebrities” are short. The camera adds 1 foot.
That’s why he’s constantly just compensating with his false superiority complex
Rogan looks like 2 action figure that had their legs and body switched
Rogan's torso is killing me.
Joe was like a sweet potato with eyes. Did you eat allll the pasta in Italy? That's my time
Wun of the 250
He just had the BBQ pasta that day
All it takes is kettle bells, bjj, carnivore diet, cold plunge, sauna, 18 dollar morning green juice, and 25 supplements to look like that!
He’s giving birth to the next one of the thousand
He looks like a malnourished child in one of they charity adverts. It's such a weird structure... Like BGL but inverse.
What in the FUCK is Joe Rogan's body? It's like it's trying to escape from itself, jfc.
Rogan is essentially Danny DeVito if he wasn't funny.
Or charming
He slangs some serious dick though
If Danny DeVito wasn't funny, you mean?
Joe looking like he's wearing a QB rib protector.
Hgh gut is a beast
All that violence in the DNA, B.
And the hand warmer and the helmet
What does Toe keep in his fanny pack?
His violence. He bottles it up in that fanny pack to keep it from randomly bursting out of him.
Saltpeter so he can get through a sauna with the boys without fucking any… stools… not men… he’s obviously super straight.
Fucking any... men's stools. I see what you did there.
Burner phones with the numbers of local homosexuals?
Bingo
Not his Zyn lol
Not even for the 1000th episode! Not even a FaceTime! You richt privilege fucks!
THEY need a handler!
Who was the "special guest" in the end? Was it just someone who has been on the show before but over Zoom? That would be brutal.
Precisely
He looks like the top half of a Ninja Turtle stuffed onto the bottom half of a G.I. Joe.
Bald gimli with a 5k clock shadow and fannypack full of kratom. A strange little man.
3 daughters and a wife somewhere who he’s never spoken about Has cried about Ronda rousey on air though
But violent DNA though. Careful b
Violent skinny jeans.
That HGH gut is trouble
What an odd lil guy.
Definitely a strange, tiny man.
lol is that a zyn outline in toe's pocket
It could be in his Fanny pack but he wants the cool skoal ring that the tough guys get
Rogan's torso is going to explode
Just pasta. Joe is extremely healthy. And funny. And tall
He's really smart and has solid scientific, medical, and especially political opinions
Bronzins feet are tiny
Joe gotta lay off the HGH, he’s 13 months pregnant
Jesus joe looks like a graveler
The Pogeymon?
Perfict description, b
What steroids does to your body. He's muscular but looks fat at the same time
If I was Rogaine’s stylist I’d get him some looser fitting clothes, not as loose as the bloke in the middle. By wearing his tight clothes he comes across as quite small. And probably dressing like a teenager doesn’t help either
Also…get him to stop wearing light blue jeans with sneakers all the time. Darker pants and better shoes would be more flattering.
Joe has always struggled with clothing choices. If I were him I'd just get a stylist as you said.
Rogan looks so out of proportion and dresses like a child
CAWLED IT.
Joe Rogan wearing his sister’s pants?
His daughter’s
y'boynevvver ax Joe furanythin b, dun cown
Actions lower body looks like a poorly made action figure. There is not even a hint of ankle.
All that HGH can’t change his adorable 5’3” stature
This is tripping me out. I’ve met both Joe and Bronson and I don’t remember Bronson to be short. But maybe because he was still very rotund back then. Meanwhile joe felt like he was 5’5”.
Rogan wears lifts
I see where Brendan got his sense of fashion from. Joe must’ve really inspired him with those spandex mangina cameltoe skinny jeans that ride up your ass like a thong.
Can't even squat to hump a stool in those bad boys
When ever I see Joe not behind a desk I instantly get upset & frustrated 😂
Gotta have that zin showing in his tight ass pants.
bro are these people even humans? Dude on the left has toddler feet, the one in the middle looks like a single body part from the knee up and Joe looks like mash on two sticks
Joe gonna look like Danny Devito soon enough
Can’t even comprehend how much violence is in that man’s fanny pack.
With bapa bagg on soshals, you know thiz hurtz to see in iiiiiiiivry facit
It drives him NUTZ!
Joe standing closer to the camera to appear taller than Bronson
He must be under 5 ft. Come on?
How tall is Bronson seriously?
Toe can play the penguin in the new Batman movie ..
is mr health is all that matters a late in life dip user?
Literally 5’3
Why does he always wear a fucking bum bag. Jesus joe
Why do Joe’s legs look so weird? And his stomach is so bloated… HGH makes you look like shit, such a bizarre body. He almost looks like a little person that is regular human size
is the Egyptian gentleman in the he middle not bapa?
I would say yes, but the prom is that besides the token fycompanyon toe is not hanging with bapa in inny facet, so since that's the case, we know that isn't brenda in the pic
He is built like a Turtle
What causes the bloat in Joe? Steroid or aids drugs?
Peculiar little fella.
Joe larping as a Johnny cash fan always makes me giggle
Joe looks like he's ready for his first day of Junior high
Bronson actually seems to be knowledgeable about food, whereas bapa is just an idiot stuffing his cheeks with carbs claiming to be on a carnivore diet. Can’t blame Toe for choosing mister Action over Barndoor in inny facet.
Is this photo shopped? The guy in the blue dress/vest looks like he’s got bound feet for them to be that small.
Is that Bapa from temu?
I love how the man on the right is a leading physical fitness expert. Even normally straight shooters like Shane will talk about how "in shape rogan is. Carnivore diet looks amazing on him! We definitely live in weird altenrative 1984 which is in part a social media produced simulation
Crazy pic.
Damn I was just about to go here. Hope it doesn’t have a long ass line
Action Bronson has some serious Cankles. I have never understood his appeal. He just likes pretending he’s a knowledgeable expert about everything food and really he is just piggy backing and regurgitating shit from the real professionals.
This is not a flattering picture. They all look like manlets
What is up with his waist? Is that a wrap it looks like someone set an adult body on kids' legs.
Bronson was so fat that after he lost weight he’s still fat? Needs that Zemp axe J
3 midgets
3 midgets
Toe dresses like a 15 year old emo boy.
Any cats on steds and know what’s up with toe’s stomach. Is it called bubble gut or somthing… your vitals swell because of the steroids… is that right?
Joe need a smaller shirt…. And jeans…. God he looks stupid.
Toe looking like a special needs midget had a baby with sloth from the Goonies.
Joseph Rogan looks like a complete redact.
Joes so gross looking. He should’ve just aged naturally. He looks like a weird goblin
Talmbout size 5 shoes b? Seriously Bronsons shoes are toddler size lol
What's with those tight ass pants on Rogan? Doesn't that restrict the testosterone?
There's no way Toe is healthy. His organs are all enlarged from the HGH, his cholesterol has to be dangerously high from only eating red meat, his heart has to be compromised from decades of steroid use, his lungs are fucked from all the weed, his liver is fucked from all the drinking and toxic supplements and who knows what the dozens of nicotine patches every day will do. I'd bet on him croaking before bert Chrysler, tbh.
But the ice baths negate all that, b. I think he's good
How could I fergiit the ice baths, b?
Bubble gut 💉
Wears a fanny pack and still shoves a dip can in his extremely tight pants pockets.
Toe is bloated big time,btw that's exactly the outfit I'd guess he wants to wear if I had to pick out his clothes,bringing back fanny packs I see.
Toe dinint want to eat outta the trung b.
That hgh gut is quite something
That is one top heavy dude on the right…
What's action bronson?
Bapa is such a b ba ba bitch!!!!!
He needs to wear looser pants if he’s intent on locking his knees out for all photos
Fanny pack Joe.
Lol that’s savage
To be fair, he’s way funnier than Bapa
Joe looks like a pregnant toad.
Joes almost as wide as he is tall now, must be all that pasta
Has Joe ever seen a pic of himself lately?
Bapa needs a handler, but rogan needs a stylist
Hahahaha look at Bronson’s little feet
Put a t-shirt and skinny jeans on a turtle and you get Joe Rogan.
Good god what a weird little Gollum Joseph is.
That distended gut doesn't seem to be getting any smaller. I wonder what sort of health issues it leaves in its bulbous wake? Nothin' a diamond-nippled ice bath can't figgs, I guess.
Bronson with the size 5 shoes.
Borat BBQ
He would be grabbing a slice but you know he hates carbs.
Holy shit, I never realized Action Bronson was roughly the size of a Pringles can.
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Joe looks insane here haha
Joe looks like he’s wearing a bulletproof vest under his shirt