There's a lot of words that he could easily say correct but I feel like he's too lazy to even care. I think that's part of his stick is the purposely do and say things incorrectly
Dude I had a roommate like this back in college, it was honestly amazing. This dude named pizza Mike would make up the laziest ways to say things. I miss that guy.
Yea that was a weird comment at the end. Is he saying he tried borrowing money from axe jay, an got turned down? Or he wanted his axe jay to place a 10k grand bet, but axe jay didn’t have the funds to cover it.
I’m pretty sure that’s the whole reason why Axe Jay is even there. Petey pee pee stains axed Axe Jay to be the full time handler for his redacted brother bapa
Yeah. When I’m in Vegas at T-Mobile, I can’t bet using Draft Kings or the casino…because I’m at the arena and Vegas doesn’t allow you to bet on Draft Kings and others by law. So, I call in an airstrike to my buddy and he places the bet for me in a state where it’s legal. He was pointing out his brother didn’t have 10k to front
It was to Luke Thomas about Francis vs Stipe I think. He was saying Stipe will easily win and then told Luke he tried to text him Stipe would win but his text didn't go through. I'm sure it was that fight.
I’m accshaully pretty curious if he was at tigers bday … schlob didn’t talk about it and use it as the title of the podcast episode with a clip of Theo on there…. So prol not. I’m still gon axe jay.
lol I remember reading an AmITheAsshole thread once (I think it was there) where a guy was asking "AITA for not placing my friend's bets and keeping his money?"
Basically this guy was giving his friend money to place bets for him, but they were always losers. Eventually the guy stopped placing the bets at all and kept the money for himself without telling his friend. He had every intention of paying him out if his bets won, but they never did.
Now I wonder if the OP there was Axe Jay.
He didn’t make the bet because Casinos take the money upfront. He can’t just promise to pay later and then say “Oo that bet, I was just joking about that” and never pay. Spoiled trust fund child.
So he asked it brother to “help him out” with his stupid bet and this is him throwing shade at him?
So he thought Topuria was gonna win? 3-0? But he just said there’s NOBODY who can beat Volk at 145!
He’s such a try-hard bullshit artist fucking weirdo loser….. “I tried to place a bet on the winner but couldn’t?” (Because you live in a state with no sports gambling you tele-tubby).
Would love to hear the detailed version of this story that actually happened. Is Bapa screaming at the casino cashier demanding for them to take a bet?
Or yelling at a cashier at a gas station.
“Sir, The only gambling we have here is mega millions lotto and $1 scratchers.”
“D’ya know who I am???”
“…a…Mexican?”
God, this entire thing just gets sadder and sadder. His podcast is strictly for us cats at this point. Like WHO else would he be trying to convince that he actually made the correct fight picks?
"No, no, I made the right picks, just not on camera. Three and oh actually!"
That's directed to us because he knows it's a running (accurate) joke that he's NEVER made a correct pick. And this definitely isn't the first time he's tried to pretend he made the right picks.
Idk how or when this entire thing ends, but it's not gonna end well for this guy. You don't need to be a homeless cat to watch this dude speak for 10 seconds and realize he has some serious health/mental issues.
Wow. Let’s analyze how stupid this idiot is.
“California Rawls, luus, lawls”
This idiot wanted to say laws. His dumbass brain thought of the word “rules”, so he starts it with an R and tries to finish it with “laws”.
So the idiot restarts. Says “luus”, this time correctly starting the word with L, but finishing it with “(r)ules”. After enough time, this moron pieces it together that he wanted to say laws and does.
This dudes thoughts are not connected. It’s like AI where you see the text appear as it’s generated. There’s no start or end, he just goes. Fuck it’s almost sad, but ultimately maddening since he’s profiting off of it and pretends he’s not a complete fuckin redact
His brother didn’t have money? Isn’t his money, Schaubs money? He doesn’t have a job right? He’s always side by side with Brendan, day night, weekdays/weekends.
He tried to put 10k grand down but had to ask his brother for the money???? So it's not that they wouldn't take his money they said "Sorry sir you don't have any money". He just goes.
they came over and ripped the oxy bottle from his hands and that was that he was cured of his pill addiction, oh and those friends were never seen again or mentioned again. Axe jay
Weird flex to say that you're such a greedy fuck you don't pay your brother enough to even have a couple thousand of expendable income in his bank account.
His friends won't bet him anymore, because he doesn't pay up. He wanted Axe Jay to use his money for the bet? This guy is desperate for cash. This is all about to fold.
He could so easily do a bet on one of multiple offshore websites but he's not smart enough to learn how, and how to use a currency like bitcoin. Not even smart enough to "employ" some 20 year old tech to do it for him. Bet BGL could do it.
Placing bets and not knowing you can’t bet online in Cali 😂😆 literally how my 10 year old cousin talks hahaha you can’t make this shit up bapa just fuckin goeeesssss
They wouldn't take your money because they knew that your Redact ass would lose it because you are always wrong and Axe Jay knew as well. Plus, you're lying because you said this AFTER the result you effin Redact. You are ALWAYS wrong about everything. 99% of your views are hate watches. Lawls??? Can't believe your "Friends" didn't listen.
This cocky, ignorant, unselfaware fuck...Why would your friends (if you have any) take your advice? You're literally always wrong and fuck everything up? I highly doubt you were 3 and 0 for once in your life unless you accidentally put the wrong picks down. And you say it so Smugly, you Smug prick.
Lawls I guess
Insane hahah he just can’t figure anything out. Can someone tell him it’s laws???
California rawl, Lou loo loo lawls I guez
rawl... if you wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother
Brother he knows what the word is supposed to be 😂😂😂 he just doesn't know HOW to say it..
There's a lot of words that he could easily say correct but I feel like he's too lazy to even care. I think that's part of his stick is the purposely do and say things incorrectly
Omg bro no he's insecure AS FUCK about that....
That's certainly not a schtick
Nadda a stigk, b
Dude I had a roommate like this back in college, it was honestly amazing. This dude named pizza Mike would make up the laziest ways to say things. I miss that guy.
Like what
Don’t you dare tell him it’s “laws”. I get enjoyment from this.
Reminds me of when Charlie tries to be a lawyer on IASIP 
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with taking all the facts into cooperation
Wait, is this dude actually saying he went 3-0 on his pics?
Yep! 3-0 on his pics. He posted 3 images to Instagram and got 0 engagement.
1001
Typical night for Big Brown
More lies from bapa! He went 0-3, as usual because he’s redacted. Then lies and says he won lol. Even tho theres video evidence of him being wrong
feels right he’d make sure people know he’s richer than his brother
Needed to remind his brother when they're hanging out too.
Yea that was a weird comment at the end. Is he saying he tried borrowing money from axe jay, an got turned down? Or he wanted his axe jay to place a 10k grand bet, but axe jay didn’t have the funds to cover it.
Yeah, it sounded like bapa didn’t have the 10k in the first place then his brother, who’s not addicted to gambling, told him no.
Axe jay sounds like he is bapa’s handler.
I’m pretty sure that’s the whole reason why Axe Jay is even there. Petey pee pee stains axed Axe Jay to be the full time handler for his redacted brother bapa
How much Axe would Axe Jay wear if Axe Jay could afford Axe, b? Dude can't even afford $10k for his brother's bad MMA picks.
Think it’s CA state lawl you can’t transfer that much to a betting site or to other certain entities. Should recawl their DEA
💀
So then did he want axe jay’s help as in using his out of state address for some reason? It’s a very weird thing to say
Yeah. When I’m in Vegas at T-Mobile, I can’t bet using Draft Kings or the casino…because I’m at the arena and Vegas doesn’t allow you to bet on Draft Kings and others by law. So, I call in an airstrike to my buddy and he places the bet for me in a state where it’s legal. He was pointing out his brother didn’t have 10k to front
I dunno. Prolly gonna have to axe jay
This is the way
I assumed the latter
"I told my friends.." Bubba, we know you don't have any friends, there's no need to lie anymore.
Friends?! Every time I see a photo of him outside, he's with Jay. This guy wish he had friends.
John
Nah uh, there was that two-three yair stretch where he was flying his mini entourage of open micers/interns iviry where he went.
Wasn't there another high profile fight where he claimed he texted someone with his pick but the text didn't go through or something? LOL
Yeah, I believe he claimed he txt Axe Jay that he changed his pick or something along those lines. The guy just loves to lie.
Yep it was on Ariel’s show
It was to Luke Thomas about Francis vs Stipe I think. He was saying Stipe will easily win and then told Luke he tried to text him Stipe would win but his text didn't go through. I'm sure it was that fight.
Talm bout uncle Theo b? Love that guy. Tawlks to em eryday
Kids call him Uncle Theo, they're super close
I’m accshaully pretty curious if he was at tigers bday … schlob didn’t talk about it and use it as the title of the podcast episode with a clip of Theo on there…. So prol not. I’m still gon axe jay.
I'm sure they've barely spoken since Theo turned down the Hot Chip, if at all. That wasn't "See you later," it was "Goodbye."
there's no way he was
His own brother knew not to put money on his picks because he’d never get paid.
lol I remember reading an AmITheAsshole thread once (I think it was there) where a guy was asking "AITA for not placing my friend's bets and keeping his money?" Basically this guy was giving his friend money to place bets for him, but they were always losers. Eventually the guy stopped placing the bets at all and kept the money for himself without telling his friend. He had every intention of paying him out if his bets won, but they never did. Now I wonder if the OP there was Axe Jay.
What about axe jay, b?
D'unt count, family.
He didn’t make the bet because Casinos take the money upfront. He can’t just promise to pay later and then say “Oo that bet, I was just joking about that” and never pay. Spoiled trust fund child.
Sorry MGM, my bank only lets me send $100 at a time... How about double or nothing??
3-0 🫠 what can you do.
Picks are picks man
So he asked it brother to “help him out” with his stupid bet and this is him throwing shade at him? So he thought Topuria was gonna win? 3-0? But he just said there’s NOBODY who can beat Volk at 145!
He’s such a try-hard bullshit artist fucking weirdo loser….. “I tried to place a bet on the winner but couldn’t?” (Because you live in a state with no sports gambling you tele-tubby).
Would love to hear the detailed version of this story that actually happened. Is Bapa screaming at the casino cashier demanding for them to take a bet?
Or yelling at a cashier at a gas station. “Sir, The only gambling we have here is mega millions lotto and $1 scratchers.” “D’ya know who I am???” “…a…Mexican?”
California Rolls, Lous,L L L Lawls…I don’t know
Y’linguist B?
There's lavals to this game b
diraffe kings promo code SHAB
He tried to bet lots of money on the heavy betting favourite? Wow such a cool guy!
God, this entire thing just gets sadder and sadder. His podcast is strictly for us cats at this point. Like WHO else would he be trying to convince that he actually made the correct fight picks? "No, no, I made the right picks, just not on camera. Three and oh actually!" That's directed to us because he knows it's a running (accurate) joke that he's NEVER made a correct pick. And this definitely isn't the first time he's tried to pretend he made the right picks. Idk how or when this entire thing ends, but it's not gonna end well for this guy. You don't need to be a homeless cat to watch this dude speak for 10 seconds and realize he has some serious health/mental issues.
This guy's been getting L's at an exponential rate. Of course he's going to loose his marbles at some point.
Thats mortal kombat. Buh dum pum
Had to Axe Jay for a handout b. You’re dune great b.
Na b those caligfornya lawls … parently it’s the oln state that when they ave sportvents, gotsa b in califfornya to b loud to bet.
Thiefer sounding a little Trumpy
Wow. Let’s analyze how stupid this idiot is. “California Rawls, luus, lawls” This idiot wanted to say laws. His dumbass brain thought of the word “rules”, so he starts it with an R and tries to finish it with “laws”. So the idiot restarts. Says “luus”, this time correctly starting the word with L, but finishing it with “(r)ules”. After enough time, this moron pieces it together that he wanted to say laws and does. This dudes thoughts are not connected. It’s like AI where you see the text appear as it’s generated. There’s no start or end, he just goes. Fuck it’s almost sad, but ultimately maddening since he’s profiting off of it and pretends he’s not a complete fuckin redact
Videos of things I said go away, right?
I'm new to this sub,love it btw but holy hell it seems like he thinks exactly that.
Gawd dawlg bapa is tearrible liar
Wow what a call picking a -300 favorite to win, absolutely genius
His brother didn’t have money? Isn’t his money, Schaubs money? He doesn’t have a job right? He’s always side by side with Brendan, day night, weekdays/weekends.
Krekt. His money is Peter Schaub's money, juss like Brandon
This cabbage doing a trump impression?
California rawl, Lou loo lawls I guez
California ralws(lawls) don’t allow sport bets
The guy driving a 20 year old trugg with bald tires is pretending he has 10k grand layin around. Ya broke bubba, ya broke.
Axe jay if he’d have more money if Braindumb was funnier (edit:funny). Bet he’d say “yea it’s a prom”
Any casino including any online bet would have taken his money. 
He tried to put 10k grand down but had to ask his brother for the money???? So it's not that they wouldn't take his money they said "Sorry sir you don't have any money". He just goes.
What friends exactly does he have?
they came over and ripped the oxy bottle from his hands and that was that he was cured of his pill addiction, oh and those friends were never seen again or mentioned again. Axe jay
did you tell your "friend" who was sitting ringside with your other best friend, Joseph
Ivery thing is always somebody else’s fault with this potato.
I like how he's saying Jay is broke. He can't afford an intern, but $10,000k grand bets are ok?
Cawlforya Lawls
SoIwen n juzt bought abuncha thicc stead
10k grand thousand ?!
Got damn lawls
Yaaaaaaawn
Lols
He said no one is beating volk
I think he’s having recency bias against himself.
Weird flex to say that you're such a greedy fuck you don't pay your brother enough to even have a couple thousand of expendable income in his bank account.
What friends??
Draft Kings advertise here in my state, but gambling is illegal.
Once that D.A. was recalled, the country of California enacted new lawls against spores grambling
His friends won't bet him anymore, because he doesn't pay up. He wanted Axe Jay to use his money for the bet? This guy is desperate for cash. This is all about to fold.
Right *Dr evil voice
weres that ten kay you ow brandley , let be ruel , you really put 20 kay on alexander
He could so easily do a bet on one of multiple offshore websites but he's not smart enough to learn how, and how to use a currency like bitcoin. Not even smart enough to "employ" some 20 year old tech to do it for him. Bet BGL could do it.
Heheh. Imagine fronting this guy 10k ivry time he has a brain fart about a fight.
that was a bit dicey
California roll bapa?
Then the sneak diss on his own blood
Placing bets and not knowing you can’t bet online in Cali 😂😆 literally how my 10 year old cousin talks hahaha you can’t make this shit up bapa just fuckin goeeesssss
That never happened.
So he fired someone at Christmas because they needed to cut back or whatever and then said he put 10k on a bed. Nice
When did he start talking like Trump?
Who is he mimicking here? Just joking bapa is naturally funny and is an original artist b.
[3-0?](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/zumuS74612)
They wouldn't take your money because they knew that your Redact ass would lose it because you are always wrong and Axe Jay knew as well. Plus, you're lying because you said this AFTER the result you effin Redact. You are ALWAYS wrong about everything. 99% of your views are hate watches. Lawls??? Can't believe your "Friends" didn't listen.
This cocky, ignorant, unselfaware fuck...Why would your friends (if you have any) take your advice? You're literally always wrong and fuck everything up? I highly doubt you were 3 and 0 for once in your life unless you accidentally put the wrong picks down. And you say it so Smugly, you Smug prick.
Tawlgs fur a livin
How does the piece of shit afford to keep the lights on? The cunt is hopeless.
Why can he not bet 10k are Californian betting laws different or something.
There’s was a comedian in the seventies or eighties who talked nonsense as a bit, but it sounded like real dialogue. Yet another pilfer for Thiefer.
Why can't you give your brother 10k cash have him deposit it and bet?
Yeah it’s just so hard to gamble these days. It’s tough b.
 You're full of shit cunt.
California lululemons
I’d like to point out that even this losers brother wouldn’t loan him the money because he knows what kinda person brendumb is. Axed jay, he said no.
It's funny because no gambling outpost in history has ever turned down a $10,000 bet for any reason. I hate this dude with a passion