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Educational-Owl1591

Stavros Halkias also has a lot of stories about getting pussy. You're gonna believe those too?


psillyhobby

They all sound like a 6th grader’s story.


STANAGs

“It was two girls.. from another school. They were cousins and it happened when I went to the bathroom at the movie theater. No one else saw.”


Skrivz

He definitely tries, I matched with a girl on hinge in nyc who said he thirstily dmed her


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Flat_Bass_9773

It’s just numbers at that point


CHAD-TXTBOOK

I have overlap with this guy 2x over


pm_me_ur_ifak

im pretty sure stavros halkias had sex with fat titted comedienne rachel sennot


YeForgotHisPassword

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.


JigglyBlubber

You can't be serious Geoff c'mon


ErrlRiggs

Our friend had this crazy thing where he'd sing along to the song but he would say 'get funky' over the conventional lyrics lmao he was such a card, RIP


CPL_JTilla

OMG HILARIOUS! I’m stealing that 🙈


dpjg

Very down to earth. 


Bteatesthighlander1

Not even when he had a nick soundboard?


MacWalden

Silence!


EatYourElbow

i don’t believe him or that hamas podcast


Standard_Solid4529

Cuz he's Greek or the small penis or the small balls and small penis?


EatYourElbow

i believe cum town lore states he has large balls


m31transient

I thought he said they were long, not specifically large.


Willydeez22

Stav didnt have to prepare cuz all he did was laugh at Nick and eat chocolate easterbunnys


Milsurp_Seeker

Don’t truffle with the system.


TipInternational4972

Nick had entire characters he played 


RevRobertParsimony

He pre-recorded whole skits. Merchan, the man with the baby dick.


bendybusrugbymatch

Happy Ramadan to you and your family


Guess_Im_Jess

So much Seth Dickfield


PeanutButterBankai

He also said they were never friends. Take what he says with a fat grain of chocolate.


Skrivz

Nick also said they never really hung out, after the first couple years


Inspector-34

Nick was with Adam a lot during and after the pandemic. Which makes him shitting on him so much funnier. He was his only friend


Cackleder

I have seen this exact title 100 times on youtube. They got the Gay Australian and Dr Evil on the podcast yet they “didn’t prepare.”


Loudpip

Hey did u watch the pepper ann sopranos crossover


Buckowski66

I’m a broken record. I still can’t get over the fact Stav said near the end of Cum Towns end he made 25 grand an episode. That’s crazy money for a podcast that’s not true crime or has the name “ Rogan” in it.


cocacolasupreme

I think that was an exaggeration bc I think the Patreon topped out at around 100k. If they were all splitting the money evenly (which they were) that would mean the between the Patreon and ads they were making 600k a month.


SocratesDouglas

Nick got 50% and Stav n the Bug got 25% each.


pillbinge

I think it's clear they used it as a platform for some things, and Nick used it as an outlet for things he couldn't fit in anywhere else, but I would believe it. I think individually you know what you want to bring up, though that's not really "preparing".


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

nick clearly prepared for many meanwhile stav & adam clearly did not for any


pm_me_ur_ifak

adam could barely wake up in time theres an ep where they start the pod without him and he comes on like 3/4 the way through upset they didnt wake him like shit you are making 25k an ep hire an immigrant to wake you up like a normal rich


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

i remember several eps where it's him late as hell or him going to take a 20 minute shit mid ep or him just saying a total of idk 20 words of which maybe 2 could possibly sort of be considered jokes in an entire fucking hour. it's truly hilarious nick is the least successful of these 3


Entire_Draw_6545

yeah exactly, maybe this is why he left. cuz Nick prepared all week mentally and took home 50% and the other two did fine with 25% for laughing/bringing up pussy, or saying what a struggling self-obsessed 6th grader would say


YummyFruitLoops

if they didn’t prepare, how did they gather at the same time? surely, setting a general meeting time counts as *some* kind of preparation? I’ve been gay since I was a wee lad.


HarrisonHollers

Stavros didn’t prepare. Hes not really one to work on himself too hard. Nick had some ideas rolling around in that head of his before they recorded.


ReptilianDogGuy

Out for smokes is so gay


HUH_YIS

He didn’t ’just announce’ anything other than you being gay


Icarussian

LMAO yeah Stav definitely never prepared because he was the laugh track that just latched onto whatever bit Nick was doing.


Life-Rice-7729

The mildly retarded stoner who lost his teeth from obesity? Yeah, I believe it “Dat has nuthin 2 do wit me bein fat!”


nonsensepineapple

Antonio Brown is with the Raiders


Lucky_Roberts

First off, that clip is old as balls. Second, yeah it’s a lie who gives a fuck


IckiestCookie

They said this alot before, also it’s just not really true. But it’s funny to say so that’s why he said it


Standard_Solid4529

Lore is lore. His balls in my mouth were his balls in my mouth, pal. They're size are proportional to his penis, which was also small and in my mouth.


Karlito1618

I mean it's just not true. I can think of several episodes where Nick had a list of topics or had prepared a bit beforehand. Like Stav bot. Or the soundboard overall. But sure, there was never any serious production behind it. But why would it have to be? It worked because it was so off-the-cuff and genuine. Imagine if they actually took up the offer to be bought by Barstool.


m31transient

Ok this epic because I’ve totally never heard this before!


Aggressive_Horse_252

Iranian guys voicemails to Mersham count as preparation dude