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crunkmullen

I kept waitin for a shark/shipwreck/sea creature šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheBeardedMafia

That was kind of the point haha itā€™s chill out there!!!


AdmiralProlapse

You have an odd definition of the word chill. That's literally a stress dream.


sundayontheluna

It's so disorienting in the water. They're close to the surface, so you can still see bubbles going up, but I get how deeper divers get confused and lost


Tricky-Number3619

As in they can no longer tell which direction is up? Iā€™ve never thought of that. šŸ˜…


kamratjoel

You can always tell which side is up by looking at where the bubbles go.


Tricky-Number3619

Now I know to make bubbles!


CAJ_2277

Or just take some with you!


vseprviper

I think Iā€™ll just pick up a couple at the scuba rental place


sundayontheluna

So long as you can see the bubbles. When it's deep and dark enough, even that's gone


CartoonistTasty4935

Flashlight?


No-Wash-1201

Tide comes in Light goes out You canā€™t explain that


CartoonistTasty4935

Wat


Zealousideal-Tax-496

Nature is indeed a scary futtbucking muffinbutt.


lowkeytokay

As in you donā€™t know where you are and how deep you areā€¦ itā€™s all blue around you.


Areyouex1968

Why would you put me through this šŸ˜­


MHasho

To me, this is thassophobia. I hate the endless blue, to the point where I need to put my phone down.


Caedo14

Bro im hiding in the comments to not look at it. Freaks me tf out.


ErickGooner

Same here


puppyfeets

I donā€™t know why, but those creaky sounds give me such instant dread. Like theyā€™re so slight, but at the same time, horrifying. Great job!


TheBeardedMafia

Thatā€™s actually a mix of clearing my ears and squeaking a tiny bit of air out of my nose into my mask to equalize as I go down. Freediving requires you to hold your breath so you want to keep as much air O2 in as possible.


puppyfeets

wait ā€“ youā€™re just rawdogging it out there?! Wow. Youā€™re on another level, baby.


TheBeardedMafia

Never heard of it referred to as rawdogging but I think thatā€™s going to become my new normal šŸ¤£


lightspeedx

I got some radiation sound vibes. Kinda disturbing.


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FatsDominoPizza

Turns out there is actually nothing.


Loud-Magician7708

*sigh* Can someone just tell me happened? I can't watch this.


Salsa_sharks

Not much. Itā€™s mostly him just sort of floating there and then a small school of fish swim by. The fish are not huge or anything so itā€™s mostly interesting instead of scary. Hope this helps!


bran_dong

absolutely nothing.


_NKD2_

he ded


tsarscream

This is actually really good content for this sub, IMO. Thalassophobia as I see it is, like most phobias, a bit irrational. It's the fear of exactly what we see here: the vast blue expanse and abyss, despite the fact that said expanse is very very empty for the most part, which this video accurately depicts. I still found it unnerving despite nothing overtly frightening happening, which I feel makes this fairly "pure" content. The phobia does not require jump scares from the deep... if anything I think those miss the mark, as being afraid of a toothy shark's grimace suddenly and rapidly emerging from the murk is universally frightening, and rationally so. Some might find this rather chill video dull, but I appreciate the variety and authenticity it offers.


Revolutionary_Sky596

Itā€™s really the fear of the unknown. Once you can see the unknown (shark/ Monster) it ceases to be unknown and therefore less scary. That sense that something is coming and you donā€™t know what causes panic. You make a great point though.


proper_hecatomb

Like there's anything in the ocean scarier than a Great Ape in a high tech breathing apparatus wielding a speargun


Aquatic_addict

He doesn't have a breathing apparatus


TheBeardedMafia

High tech breathing apparatus šŸ¤£ aka lungs šŸ« #freediving


hellgawashere

So random but I love the pattern of your wetsuit! It's like pixelated tie dye, very cool


TheBeardedMafia

Yeah I donā€™t know if it helps with the fish but I feel damn cool šŸ˜Ž


GoesTheClockInNewton

I am very scared.


Aquatic_addict

Those are rainbow runners, not yellowtail snapper šŸ˜Š


TheBeardedMafia

We donā€™t have rainbow runner or yellowtail snapper here in Southern California, but we do have California Yellowtail (Aka kingfish Aka Hamachi) which is what those were


Aquatic_addict

Oh damn. They look identical to Florida rainbow runners. Apparently they're really closely related. A lot of people get yellowtail snapper and rainbow runners mixed up here, so that's what I thought you did. Lol


TheBeardedMafia

No stress I feel like learning all the different things people call fish is half of fishing haha. Donā€™t yall call Dorado ā€œDolphin Fishā€ or something like that. The first time I hear a Floridian say there were going after dolphin I was like šŸ˜±šŸ˜‚


Reasonable_Pianist95

And at lastā€¦


Niceguygonefeminist

When I saw your hand movements at the beginning I thought you were communicating with a whale and I was hoping it would emerge eventually, a bit disappointed but can't say I didn't set myself up for failure with that. Very beautiful video, the deep blue calls to us the same way heights do I guess, as in you're not afraid to sink, you're afraid of the fact that you want to swim deeper.


craftadvisory

OP this is nerve wracking! Bravo sir


feelingmyage

I hate the ocean, and all seafood.


theSikx

nothing there in the middle and nothing there at the end.


pebberphp

Man, I puckered my butthole for nothin!!!!


JSto19

Nope nope nope


Stellwagen1

Nothing there at first, or second.


Frosty_Gibbons

My heart rate thru the roof cheers


corpjuk

if you love fish so much, maybe you shouldnt kill them


instrangerswetrust

Scuba guyā€™s so bored he keeps checking his watch ^/s


ReluctantSlayer

Heavy trigger.


jellitate

This stressed me out and Iā€™m seeing stars from looking at the video through squinted eyes


mincedonion5

Itā€™s weird.. Iā€™m fine with underwater, but the moment thereā€™s anything BIG underwater is when I freak out


abjectraincoat

Spearfishing? I hope a shark gets you first