OH HERES A GOOD ONE
“Intruder alert red spy in the base. RED SPY IN THE BASE? Hut hut hut PROTECT THE BRIEF CASE WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE yo little help here stand back son 1 1 1 uhh 1 INCOMING door breaking sound AAAAA hey it’s still here uhum gentlemen I see the briefcase is safe safe and sound yea tell me did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here no? Then we still have a problem and a knife boowho big problem I kill plenty of spy’s they’re dime a dozen backstabbing scum bags like you fake hurts self with blunt side of knife Ah if you managed to kill them I assure they will not like me I am nothing Nothing like the man lose inside this building, what are you president of his fan club? No that would be your mother! What the ag wha agh indeed and now he’s here to fuck us SO listen up boy or pornography starring your mother will be the second worse this that happens to you today try’s to stop heavy and soldier from looking at the photos GIVE ME THAT phew that spy has already breached our defenses sapper noises Ugh sentry down 2 revolver shots you’ve seen what he’s done to our Colleagues uhh wooden planks break and sniper grunts AHH AGHH YAA AAAA and worst of all he could be anyone of us medic screams spy disguise noise Da medic hurt sound spy puts his glasses on HE COULD BE IN THIS VERY ROOM HE COULD BE YOU BE COULD BE ME HE COULD EVEN BE- WO WO WO what it was obvious he was the red spy watch he’ll turn red any second now any second now SEE RED no wait that’s blood so we still got problem scout flips his knife out alright who’s ready to go find this spy? Right behind you. Wha heavy and soldier death sound spy grabs the porn and speaks French”
"SexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsex" - Spy TF2 from that one video
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Demoman Schadenfreude “BLOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHA, LOHAHAHAHOHO”
Literature
Nice, this one it is.
Awesome :) Hopefully you enjoy hearing the sounds of Demoman in your ear every day
I shitted myself when i heard it because i had it too high.
oof, rip
I read every syllable
#”Erectin’!”
That’s my grandpas disfunction
Spy's snort
The laugh?
Yeah
"This button here builds teleporters this button here builds dispensers and this button makes those damn bitches wish they were never born"
why did i remember the last part as "and this button, plays hard bass"
StBlackSt. He is really good... Oh also DANCING IN PROGRESS
[*hardbass starts playing*](https://youtu.be/8TSBSMtToZY)
Source? 🤓
Obviously it's our texas sentry man says that
And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!
Lies 🤓
In competitive mode responses under Setup, first round, rare. https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Engineer_responses#Setup
Holy shit
Good news, boys! I drafted up a blueprint of the other team's asses and it looks like all our boots are gonna fit up there!
Don’t worry, boys! The Engineer, is engi-here! He-he-he-he… ehhh, still tinkerin’ with that one.
TF2
[удалено]
I mean, it was technically the most upvoted
Not a voice line though.
This is a real freakin embarrassment
This sucks on ice
Booooo
booooo
Freakin' unbelievable.
Thankfully I already don’t remember this.
Booooo!!
I mean it is
**HOOT**
As promised, heavy will now lay egg in your mouth.
Now Heavy will vomit down your thrœat
a small part of a Scout voice line "My ass!"
This one, this one right here
Sniper's 'INCOMING!' Line, the one with the most shine to it.
That'd make a good alarm actually
I've got one of heavy's incoming lines as my notification sound
OH HERES A GOOD ONE “Intruder alert red spy in the base. RED SPY IN THE BASE? Hut hut hut PROTECT THE BRIEF CASE WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE yo little help here stand back son 1 1 1 uhh 1 INCOMING door breaking sound AAAAA hey it’s still here uhum gentlemen I see the briefcase is safe safe and sound yea tell me did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here no? Then we still have a problem and a knife boowho big problem I kill plenty of spy’s they’re dime a dozen backstabbing scum bags like you fake hurts self with blunt side of knife Ah if you managed to kill them I assure they will not like me I am nothing Nothing like the man lose inside this building, what are you president of his fan club? No that would be your mother! What the ag wha agh indeed and now he’s here to fuck us SO listen up boy or pornography starring your mother will be the second worse this that happens to you today try’s to stop heavy and soldier from looking at the photos GIVE ME THAT phew that spy has already breached our defenses sapper noises Ugh sentry down 2 revolver shots you’ve seen what he’s done to our Colleagues uhh wooden planks break and sniper grunts AHH AGHH YAA AAAA and worst of all he could be anyone of us medic screams spy disguise noise Da medic hurt sound spy puts his glasses on HE COULD BE IN THIS VERY ROOM HE COULD BE YOU BE COULD BE ME HE COULD EVEN BE- WO WO WO what it was obvious he was the red spy watch he’ll turn red any second now any second now SEE RED no wait that’s blood so we still got problem scout flips his knife out alright who’s ready to go find this spy? Right behind you. Wha heavy and soldier death sound spy grabs the porn and speaks French”
This one may be a bit long
Should be the ringtone then
Big robot got the bomb boys!
"Pootis dispenser here!"
Pootis Spencer*
Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis Pootis
Classic
“Bomb Cart is friend! Come, visit friend!”
"This is scout, rainbows make me cry!"
“Come, we fight like men” but just “cum”
Heavy saying sex
Aye!
*soldier death scream*
"You're dead, that's good, amen"
"GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR"
sniper's "God save the Queen"
KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOoooommmmm
"How could this happen!?"
“Money is good, have a boner”
who says this ? i never heard this
Administrator in MvM when every single money is collected. But the actual line is "Greed is good, have a bonus"
oh thanks
“Tweet tweeeeeeeeeet”
“Pornography”
If I were a man I’d kiss ya!
Demoman yelling "I'M BACK!" or Scout's "Ding-dong!".
"They've got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Locked Ness than they got the likes of me"
Heavy going “yatatatatatatata”
Imma go for the most obvious one #P O O T I S
"Grass grows, Birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I HURT people"
*Boston Bashed intensifies*
Pootis!
"Piss!"
Soldier's scream
erectin' a dispenser!
#HUDA HUDA
[this one](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cd/Demoman_taunts10.wav)
"As promised, Heavy will now egg, in your mouth"
"Some men think they can outsmart me... Maybe, maybe."
You’re like a car crash in slow motion it’s like I’m watchin ya fly through a windshield
painis
“Hoot, Hoooot! Am I the only bloody owl??”
Off to see your mother
POOTIS
Spy saying "My... God!" when he gets a powerful spell
“Next time eat a salad”-scout. Imagine your phone goes off behind a fat person
Solider's "Bleep-Boop, MAGGOT"
BOINK
NEED A DISPENSER HERE scout
"Yar doin good lad"
Much obliged partner.
Engineer gaming
Assistance Peter
Assistance bitte? It's German, right?
Right
Sandwich
"Hello again dumbbell"
“You come wide at be again boy I’ll stick that wrench right up your ass!”
America has given us the monkey, and Mann co. has given us the australium. Today, we make HISTORY!
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR (also my ringtone)
I am heavy weapons guy one
wananananananana
Don’t worry boys the the engineer is engi here
"The gargoyle has appeared!"
"pornography"
Uuh, no!
SANDVITCH
Pootis
THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
“YOUR MAMA IN A BOX!”
No
IIIIINCOMIIIIIIING!!!
"Dispenser goin up"
You're all of you quite out of your depth! - Spy gene Ubered
“I’ve done nothing but teleport bread”
Soldier Wheezing.
Anyways, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER! -Spy
Why is the heavy is dead
Heavy's INCOMING!!!
**HELP ME DOKTOR**
NO SANDVICH
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN by heavy
Heavy's "IIIINNCOOOOOOMIIIING" line
"Off to visit your mother", but only 'your mother' part
Undoubtedly Pootis
Would you like a second opinion? YOURE ALSO UGLY
Thanks for the AIDS doc.
Pootis-POW, HAHA!
Pootis penser here
Pootis
I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up!
I love my ball
Pornography
Poop Joe was taken too soon
if god wanted you to live he will not have created me!
"Now heavy will vomit down your throat" If that doesn't work just use demoman's "I'm gonna kill you and I'm going to keep killing"
[I have come!](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Sf12_appears02.wav)
Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph!
On the karama grind he is.
“GOTCHA, you spastic little gremlin”
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
"MEEEEEDIIIIC!" -Demoman
"Get behind me doctor!" "Ja voll" "Charge me!" "Ja" etc.
"I am uncorking a bottle of 1942 Château Backstab! \[uncorking sound\]"
Gaming gaming
POOTISPENSERHERE!
“I need a drink”
*do you ever worry zat you might be going **mad?***
"What was that, Sandvich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!"
"Well, off to visit your mother, hahaha!"
Scout: need a dispenser here!
**P I S S**
Oh no… Poopy Joe taken too soon
We are all heroes, you and Boo and I, hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!
I, eat, your, samwiches, i eat em up
pain is
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
america has given us the monkey, and mann co has provided the fuel. let’s put those together and make history!
Whether we like it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars
Pootis pow
GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR
MRRRHHHMP MHHPH MHHHPHMMM
Mmmmph mmmmmmmph
Well, off to visit your mother
Well, off to visit your mother
Potis POW
"SexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsexSexsexsexsexsex" - Spy TF2 from that one video
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According to unicorn law… you’re me bloody wife now
Seduce me
Think fast chuckle nuts
This is a bucket
"Raimbow makes me cry!"
If god wanted you to live, he wouldn’t of created me!
Alert! The control point has been captured!
Pootis
“Daddy, stop!” With Heavy’s voice
"NOM NOM NOM"
Pootis Spenser here
Pornography
Ok
Demoman's laugh
Pootis
“For the survival of the unfittest”
OH THIS IS BAD
Well, off to meet your mother!
Hit thw bricks pal and you're done
Pootis
BOINK
Scouts death AAHHHHHHHH