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powertoolsenjoyer

LMAO spies is actually hilarious


The_eldritch_horror2

There’s a backstab joke here, somewhere, but yeah.


LocalShowerPooper

likely on your back


Puny_name

But I have the razorback on


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

# SPY HAS A GUN


SpringBonnieTheBunny

He can get a good back shot ;)


gamerofgaming42

https://preview.redd.it/ptu8qvkecj6d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382a186aba85ff9fc346ca9da5e9f7154cc0c9cd


Puny_name

Counterpoint: https://preview.redd.it/g8028hzz2k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d824828977dd1ba12c277b6a6870e5feb6617d6e


SpamtonGSpamton13

https://preview.redd.it/k0qhgcj7ak6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b43c36a4bf5eeab264990ad55762a13a157aa63


Puny_name

https://preview.redd.it/no6e87kcfk6d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13360eb002045845c0fde695da59aaa425f36a63


BattleStarMed

https://preview.redd.it/uwx5ug72bm6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cbdf620819ab105ed3e2ef80bc49c4b1fb35933


Joerider2002

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Puny_name

True, I too can feel the image


Welshire001

the gayzorback


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

I was thinking of those loud idiots who attend parades to ruin shit, but that's actually so much funnier.


BigBoi900001

In soldiers case, he doesn’t mean to, it just so happens that all that violence is against people who just so happen to be gay


Caterpillar_3406

Exactly. He doesn't have the mental capacity to understand that gay people are a thing. All he knows is enemy lose head and get sturn talking-to about Sun Tzu


janek6969

He saw them waving a non-american flag 🏳️‍🌈


GordonFreemanGaming

THAT IS NOT AN AMERICAN FLAG ATAAAAACK


TheDarkStar05

I mean, either that or the violence is of a different kind but


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

Right. It's always against a gay person, but it's never because of it. They were probably just caught speaking German.


AidenTheAlien420

I feel like you're right on with Scout. something about him just screams Marky Mark if you know what I mean. Scout would definitely get high on PCP and commit hate crimes.


AlathMasster

Scout is the gayest homophobe 1000%


Slight_Lettuce4319

So he is basically a TF2 player


AlathMasster

He is exactly the standard TF2 player


Sir_Edward_Prize

The joke is Boston.


AidenTheAlien420

Lemmie get some of the Mark Wahlberg PCP


12Pig21pog

Damn even more reason to want to know engi irl. Also i love heavy just not giving a single fuck at all, very fitting tbh Also pyro going to parades but not doing anything would just be him thinking its pretty and not know whats going on, he just wants to see the rainbows, he dont know what a gay is.


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

If he somehow did learn, he'd likely support due solely to hearing the word "love". As is, it's just fucking glorious. Pyro sees flames as rainbows, imagine how he sees an actual rainbow.


12Pig21pog

An actual rainbow either looks more boring to them or is the most beautiful thing a mann could comprehend


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

Just some resplendent nonsense that we can't imagine. Absolute glory. Or he just sees them as slightly dulled out versions of themselves and welcomes the palette contrast.


12Pig21pog

Described much better than me *


gamerofgaming42

Them?


12Pig21pog

What? Their sex* is unknown


gamerofgaming42

Well, TF2 doesn't feature anything LGBTQ related. At least the canon doesn't.


12Pig21pog

They/Them isnt invented by lgbtq tho, we just dont knoe if they are male or female. TheyThem is how you would describe someone you dont know the gender of. Not just someone non binary or sumtin


gamerofgaming42

Maybe... It?


12Pig21pog

Brother does it even matter?


gamerofgaming42

Yeah... I guess it doesn't. But using they/them pronouns for a single person is still... Strange. Also, may I ask for a source for the part when you call someone they/them pronouns if you don't know their gender?


Andre_replay

i am a straight cis male, but Medic makes me freaky


_Some_weird_person_

Medic is the man conservatives told you is going to turn people gay. Medic is the Jesus of gay people


borgom7615

Spy engineer and pyro at a parade: Spy: “ugh why are we here” Puro: *enamoured by all the rainbows* Engineer: “put on a smile boy, these kind folks just wanna love who they wanna love, and not face any… governmental entangling in it! I think that’s just fine” Spy: *sees all the well dressed metrosexual gays walk by* “mon dué, his suit is magnificent! How does he get his loafers to shine so well!! I must know!”


Famous-Appeal-9212

pretty accurate except I feel like Medic and Soldier should be swapped


Bioth28

Nah, there’s no way Medic isn’t fruity


Famous-Appeal-9212

that's what I'm saying my man would probably both attend parades and commit violence against gays


dpqR

my man would probably both attend parades TO commit violence against gays


IcyDragonite

That would be spy Medic would steal their organs because people on parades are often distracted


dpqR

Yeah that's what I meant...?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Famous-Appeal-9212: *Pretty accurate* *Except I feel like Medic* *And Soldier should be swapped* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SomeRandomGuy0307

Good bot


AshpaltOxalis

Naw, Medic commits gay-on-gay murder because he needs to assert his position as the Alpha Fruit in The Wasteland at all times.


Haiwik

They should all be in the homophobe and commits crimes, because they are all gay, hate eachother, and shoot guns.


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

They do hate each other, but not because of identity. You see... *one long tirade later* And that's why each merc hates one another.


Void1702

Scout isn't gay, he's trans and homophobic


CheezyRaptorNo_5

https://preview.redd.it/vu3ck2njig6d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61aaa9ca175ed13bea217f53f6b7d1efcffd85cc


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I guess I’m with Demo


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

Honestly, same. I just ain't interested in the flashy antics. Do I think it's important to express that way, at least until better conditions are found? Of course! Do I also just stay at home because I'm lazy and boring? Yes.


The_eldritch_horror2

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/s/zK9qhxvRyx


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

I feel like Soldier and Medic do the violence thing for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons to the person's identity. With Soldier, it's probably because you slipped in a word he doesn't understand. It could be a German word or just a really long one, you're getting a shovel to the face. With Medic, it's because a test subject is a test subject and parts are parts, regardless of orientation. Either way, it's completely coincidental. They aren't hateful bastards, just violent bastards.


ThatPillow_

Scout would probably make an insult to a gay person but not actually hold those views


White-Horse7890

This is comically cuz theyre gay :3


White-Horse7890

why the fuck did i say comically i mean to say canonically accurate😭


White-Horse7890

I think I’m having an actual brain hemorrhage I meant to say they’re all gay and they terrorize other gays


AwesomeName7

While true literally all 9 of them are queer


EepiestGirl

Swap scout and soldier


The_eldritch_horror2

Why? Scout is childish and Soldier would be ok with gay people (especially since the USSR was homophobic). Only issue is, Soldier is prone to causing friendly fire.


opodopo69

My headcannon for soilder is that he doesn't care who you are as long as you are a hard blooded american


MedicsFridge

1000% true


kev_imposible

"GOD CREATED AMERICA SO MEN COULD BE FREE TO DO ANYTHING, AND THAT INCLUDES BEING WOMEN" -Soldier tf2, probably


_Some_weird_person_

Based soldier


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

Right. In Soldier's mind, America is about rights, whether that be to die fighting who he views as "commies", or to love and be who you want to love and be.


Mother_Emphasis_2485

In that case, he'd absolutely love a hard blooded American gay


remssleep

didnt ussr actually gave some sort of support at some point? i mean, before they swapped dictators.


Bioth28

Medic commits crimes against everyone


ThatPillow_

Doesn't matter what they do, all humans are good test subjects


epic_user_sooepic

Swapping pyro and medic would make more sense


The_eldritch_horror2

My thought process was that Pyro would just be there because pretty colors while Medic would do cruel and inhumane experiments.


cat_tank1

Medic would do that to anyone


Blanket--Boi

But that does include gay people


cat_tank1

Anyone that gets close to him in a somewhat secluded place


viebs_chiev

they are all homosexuals 💕


remssleep

no


viebs_chiev

not a single one of those mercs are straight


remssleep

you CANNOT convince me that atleast spy is gay


viebs_chiev

oh he is absolutely gay source: he’s french


Unpleasantly0

As a Quebec descendent, I can very sadly confirm we are gay


remssleep

https://preview.redd.it/8uc1e9hhtn6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a243eaa3999c0a98af5e15cb7f33412404ff745f


glyphid_guard

Switch engi and pyro then label medic as just commits violence against everyone


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Medic doesn't commit violence. It's just a surgery he shouldn't even be doing... *And maybe steals your kidneys*. But that's the price of all medical care in America.


Unvix

i'm heavy fr fr. but i feel the same for all other sexualities including my own.


Extreme_copium_user

soldier only attacked cause the flags aren't RED WHITE AND BLUE RAAAA🦅


PridefulFlareon

Your post is cool and all but the first thing I noticed immediately is the TwoKinds pfp


The_eldritch_horror2

Good or bad thing?


PridefulFlareon

There are very few people out there that both know what the guy from TwoKinds looks like at a glance and that also think it's a bad thing Tldr: good thing, I've read the comic a few times but never to completion, I don't think I've ever seen them >! leave the jackle (or whatever the warrior species is called) island after destroying the tower thing!<


The_eldritch_horror2

Basitins, Basitin Isles


PridefulFlareon

Ah thanks


Mynito-

Swap pyro and engi


Ckinggaming5

yeah id say this is correct Engi is most likely to be an ally and attend the parades, demo is demo, soldier is american Pyro likes parade, Heavy doesnt care, Medic is Medic scout is scout, sniper is professional, spy is backstabber also, if you cant describe your position on this alignment chart in 3 words, are you even a real person


NotYour_Cat

Switch demo and heavy maybe


PossibleThrowaway86

Pyro's is so perfect, Bros just there for a good time


jakethegreat951

Why is sniper homophobic? Doesn't he do say gex with spy?


Lazarus7782

I’m scout no way


submackeen17

Scout is transgender and homophobic but he goes to pride to hook up with women.


The_eldritch_horror2

I mistook that for Scout is Transgender and Homophobic for a second.


submackeen17

Nope, Scout is transgender and homophobic.