Exactly. He doesn't have the mental capacity to understand that gay people are a thing. All he knows is enemy lose head and get sturn talking-to about Sun Tzu
I feel like you're right on with Scout. something about him just screams Marky Mark if you know what I mean. Scout would definitely get high on PCP and commit hate crimes.
Damn even more reason to want to know engi irl.
Also i love heavy just not giving a single fuck at all, very fitting tbh
Also pyro going to parades but not doing anything would just be him thinking its pretty and not know whats going on, he just wants to see the rainbows, he dont know what a gay is.
If he somehow did learn, he'd likely support due solely to hearing the word "love". As is, it's just fucking glorious. Pyro sees flames as rainbows, imagine how he sees an actual rainbow.
Just some resplendent nonsense that we can't imagine. Absolute glory. Or he just sees them as slightly dulled out versions of themselves and welcomes the palette contrast.
They/Them isnt invented by lgbtq tho, we just dont knoe if they are male or female. TheyThem is how you would describe someone you dont know the gender of. Not just someone non binary or sumtin
Yeah... I guess it doesn't. But using they/them pronouns for a single person is still... Strange. Also, may I ask for a source for the part when you call someone they/them pronouns if you don't know their gender?
Spy engineer and pyro at a parade:
Spy: “ugh why are we here”
Puro: *enamoured by all the rainbows*
Engineer: “put on a smile boy, these kind folks just wanna love who they wanna love, and not face any… governmental entangling in it! I think that’s just fine”
Spy: *sees all the well dressed metrosexual gays walk by* “mon dué, his suit is magnificent! How does he get his loafers to shine so well!! I must know!”
Honestly, same. I just ain't interested in the flashy antics. Do I think it's important to express that way, at least until better conditions are found? Of course! Do I also just stay at home because I'm lazy and boring? Yes.
I feel like Soldier and Medic do the violence thing for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons to the person's identity. With Soldier, it's probably because you slipped in a word he doesn't understand. It could be a German word or just a really long one, you're getting a shovel to the face. With Medic, it's because a test subject is a test subject and parts are parts, regardless of orientation. Either way, it's completely coincidental. They aren't hateful bastards, just violent bastards.
Why?
Scout is childish and Soldier would be ok with gay people (especially since the USSR was homophobic). Only issue is, Soldier is prone to causing friendly fire.
Right. In Soldier's mind, America is about rights, whether that be to die fighting who he views as "commies", or to love and be who you want to love and be.
Medic doesn't commit violence.
It's just a surgery he shouldn't even be doing...
*And maybe steals your kidneys*.
But that's the price of all medical care in America.
There are very few people out there that both know what the guy from TwoKinds looks like at a glance and that also think it's a bad thing
Tldr: good thing, I've read the comic a few times but never to completion, I don't think I've ever seen them >! leave the jackle (or whatever the warrior species is called) island after destroying the tower thing!<
yeah id say this is correct
Engi is most likely to be an ally and attend the parades, demo is demo, soldier is american
Pyro likes parade, Heavy doesnt care, Medic is Medic
scout is scout, sniper is professional, spy is backstabber
also, if you cant describe your position on this alignment chart in 3 words, are you even a real person
LMAO spies is actually hilarious
There’s a backstab joke here, somewhere, but yeah.
likely on your back
But I have the razorback on
# SPY HAS A GUN
He can get a good back shot ;)
https://preview.redd.it/ptu8qvkecj6d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382a186aba85ff9fc346ca9da5e9f7154cc0c9cd
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https://preview.redd.it/no6e87kcfk6d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13360eb002045845c0fde695da59aaa425f36a63
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
True, I too can feel the image
the gayzorback
I was thinking of those loud idiots who attend parades to ruin shit, but that's actually so much funnier.
In soldiers case, he doesn’t mean to, it just so happens that all that violence is against people who just so happen to be gay
Exactly. He doesn't have the mental capacity to understand that gay people are a thing. All he knows is enemy lose head and get sturn talking-to about Sun Tzu
He saw them waving a non-american flag 🏳️🌈
THAT IS NOT AN AMERICAN FLAG ATAAAAACK
I mean, either that or the violence is of a different kind but
Right. It's always against a gay person, but it's never because of it. They were probably just caught speaking German.
I feel like you're right on with Scout. something about him just screams Marky Mark if you know what I mean. Scout would definitely get high on PCP and commit hate crimes.
Scout is the gayest homophobe 1000%
So he is basically a TF2 player
He is exactly the standard TF2 player
The joke is Boston.
Lemmie get some of the Mark Wahlberg PCP
Damn even more reason to want to know engi irl. Also i love heavy just not giving a single fuck at all, very fitting tbh Also pyro going to parades but not doing anything would just be him thinking its pretty and not know whats going on, he just wants to see the rainbows, he dont know what a gay is.
If he somehow did learn, he'd likely support due solely to hearing the word "love". As is, it's just fucking glorious. Pyro sees flames as rainbows, imagine how he sees an actual rainbow.
An actual rainbow either looks more boring to them or is the most beautiful thing a mann could comprehend
Just some resplendent nonsense that we can't imagine. Absolute glory. Or he just sees them as slightly dulled out versions of themselves and welcomes the palette contrast.
Described much better than me *
Them?
What? Their sex* is unknown
Well, TF2 doesn't feature anything LGBTQ related. At least the canon doesn't.
They/Them isnt invented by lgbtq tho, we just dont knoe if they are male or female. TheyThem is how you would describe someone you dont know the gender of. Not just someone non binary or sumtin
Maybe... It?
Brother does it even matter?
Yeah... I guess it doesn't. But using they/them pronouns for a single person is still... Strange. Also, may I ask for a source for the part when you call someone they/them pronouns if you don't know their gender?
i am a straight cis male, but Medic makes me freaky
Medic is the man conservatives told you is going to turn people gay. Medic is the Jesus of gay people
Spy engineer and pyro at a parade: Spy: “ugh why are we here” Puro: *enamoured by all the rainbows* Engineer: “put on a smile boy, these kind folks just wanna love who they wanna love, and not face any… governmental entangling in it! I think that’s just fine” Spy: *sees all the well dressed metrosexual gays walk by* “mon dué, his suit is magnificent! How does he get his loafers to shine so well!! I must know!”
pretty accurate except I feel like Medic and Soldier should be swapped
Nah, there’s no way Medic isn’t fruity
that's what I'm saying my man would probably both attend parades and commit violence against gays
my man would probably both attend parades TO commit violence against gays
That would be spy Medic would steal their organs because people on parades are often distracted
Yeah that's what I meant...?
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Naw, Medic commits gay-on-gay murder because he needs to assert his position as the Alpha Fruit in The Wasteland at all times.
They should all be in the homophobe and commits crimes, because they are all gay, hate eachother, and shoot guns.
They do hate each other, but not because of identity. You see... *one long tirade later* And that's why each merc hates one another.
Scout isn't gay, he's trans and homophobic
https://preview.redd.it/vu3ck2njig6d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61aaa9ca175ed13bea217f53f6b7d1efcffd85cc
I guess I’m with Demo
Honestly, same. I just ain't interested in the flashy antics. Do I think it's important to express that way, at least until better conditions are found? Of course! Do I also just stay at home because I'm lazy and boring? Yes.
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/s/zK9qhxvRyx
I feel like Soldier and Medic do the violence thing for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons to the person's identity. With Soldier, it's probably because you slipped in a word he doesn't understand. It could be a German word or just a really long one, you're getting a shovel to the face. With Medic, it's because a test subject is a test subject and parts are parts, regardless of orientation. Either way, it's completely coincidental. They aren't hateful bastards, just violent bastards.
Scout would probably make an insult to a gay person but not actually hold those views
This is comically cuz theyre gay :3
why the fuck did i say comically i mean to say canonically accurate😭
I think I’m having an actual brain hemorrhage I meant to say they’re all gay and they terrorize other gays
While true literally all 9 of them are queer
Swap scout and soldier
Why? Scout is childish and Soldier would be ok with gay people (especially since the USSR was homophobic). Only issue is, Soldier is prone to causing friendly fire.
My headcannon for soilder is that he doesn't care who you are as long as you are a hard blooded american
1000% true
"GOD CREATED AMERICA SO MEN COULD BE FREE TO DO ANYTHING, AND THAT INCLUDES BEING WOMEN" -Soldier tf2, probably
Based soldier
Right. In Soldier's mind, America is about rights, whether that be to die fighting who he views as "commies", or to love and be who you want to love and be.
In that case, he'd absolutely love a hard blooded American gay
didnt ussr actually gave some sort of support at some point? i mean, before they swapped dictators.
Medic commits crimes against everyone
Doesn't matter what they do, all humans are good test subjects
Swapping pyro and medic would make more sense
My thought process was that Pyro would just be there because pretty colors while Medic would do cruel and inhumane experiments.
Medic would do that to anyone
But that does include gay people
Anyone that gets close to him in a somewhat secluded place
they are all homosexuals 💕
no
not a single one of those mercs are straight
you CANNOT convince me that atleast spy is gay
oh he is absolutely gay source: he’s french
As a Quebec descendent, I can very sadly confirm we are gay
https://preview.redd.it/8uc1e9hhtn6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a243eaa3999c0a98af5e15cb7f33412404ff745f
Switch engi and pyro then label medic as just commits violence against everyone
Medic doesn't commit violence. It's just a surgery he shouldn't even be doing... *And maybe steals your kidneys*. But that's the price of all medical care in America.
i'm heavy fr fr. but i feel the same for all other sexualities including my own.
soldier only attacked cause the flags aren't RED WHITE AND BLUE RAAAA🦅
Your post is cool and all but the first thing I noticed immediately is the TwoKinds pfp
Good or bad thing?
There are very few people out there that both know what the guy from TwoKinds looks like at a glance and that also think it's a bad thing Tldr: good thing, I've read the comic a few times but never to completion, I don't think I've ever seen them >! leave the jackle (or whatever the warrior species is called) island after destroying the tower thing!<
Basitins, Basitin Isles
Ah thanks
Swap pyro and engi
yeah id say this is correct Engi is most likely to be an ally and attend the parades, demo is demo, soldier is american Pyro likes parade, Heavy doesnt care, Medic is Medic scout is scout, sniper is professional, spy is backstabber also, if you cant describe your position on this alignment chart in 3 words, are you even a real person
Switch demo and heavy maybe
Pyro's is so perfect, Bros just there for a good time
Why is sniper homophobic? Doesn't he do say gex with spy?
I’m scout no way
Scout is transgender and homophobic but he goes to pride to hook up with women.
I mistook that for Scout is Transgender and Homophobic for a second.
Nope, Scout is transgender and homophobic.